Dan: Kyle Bane is reaching into his pocket!! He's motioning to Kelly Lynn to come near the bars!! What is he doing?!!! OH NO!!! Does this guy have any decency!!! He just tossed a pack of condoms right at Kelly Lynn! OH YEAHH!!! Kelly Lynn just flipped off Kyle Bane!!! And listen to these people roar their approval!! Good for her!! Dima: I don't think Bane could care less! Dan: Bane now picking up Brady! He picks him up in the fireman's carry position!!! OH NO!!! He's climbing up the cage with Brady on his back!! What is he trying to do?!! BOOO-YAAAA!!! Fallaway slam from the top of the cage!!! What a move!!! He's not going for the cover though!! He could easily win this!! There's no way Brady can kick out now!! Dima: Brady is finished! Dan: Bane now reaching near his waistband!! OH NO!!! He's got a pocketrazor!!! He's looming over Byron Brady like he's gonna slash him!! This is gonna be ugly!! OH MY GODDDDD!!! Bane is slashing his OWN forehead!!!! He must've just slashed himself eight or nine times!! This guy IS a psychopath! Now he throws that razor away and he's reaching into his pocket again!! Brady only now rolling around on the mat! He still has no clue has to where he is! Look at the blood drip off of Kyle Bane's forehead! It's all over his face!! He's gonna need plastic surgery!! Dima: That was not a smart move! Dan: Bane now taking out a chocolate bar!!! What's he gonna do with that?!! Dima: I have no ideas! Dan: He's eating it!!! Bane is crunching away like he hasn't a care in the world! This is insane!! Brady is laying on his stomach now, but he's still down! I gotta wonder if this is a bad move by Kyle Bane! Byron Brady is slowly but surely recovering! Brady getting to his knees now! Bane finishing up his little snack! He throws the wrapper out of the ring, and he's concentrating his attention on Byron Brady! Brady getting to his feet and he beats Bane to the punch!! Bane now with a right hand of his own, blocked by Brady! That was a stupid move by Kyle Bane!!! Brady fighting back!! He smashes his fist into Bane's bloody face again!! Brady now with a boot to the midsection! He sets up Bane!! Can he get him up?!! Piledriver!!! Yes! Brady now with a sunset flip!!! He goes for the pin, but Bane kicks out before referee James Roma can get in the ring! Both men back to their feet again, but Brady grabs Bane first!! Belly-to-belly suplex!!! Byron Brady is in command once again!! Dima: This has truly been an epic battle! Dan: Bryon Brady asking these fans if they want him to end it!! Listen to these people respond!! They have been standing for the entire match! Brady is charged up!! He picks up the champ! Brady with an Irish whip, reversed by Kyle Bane! Brady back and he ducks under a clothesline! Brady off the ropes again and OH NO!!! Bane stops Brady dead in his tracks! He's got one hand around Brady's throat!! CHOKESLAM!!!! BOO-YAA!!! Bane nailed it!! Bane's gonna win it!!! He picks up Brady again!! He's setting him up for the Demon's Pit!!! Dima: It's all over! Dan: BOO-YAA!!! Right in the center of the ring!! Referee James Roma entering the cage now, but Bane isn't going for the pin!! Referee Roma is surprised and now Bane is cockily climbing up the cage again! Brady has rolled over on his stomach. Mark McMahon and Kelly Lynn shouting words of encouragement to Byron! Kyle Bane is standing on the very top of the cage!! He's balancing himself!! He's gonna try and put away Brady for good! Bane perched high up on top of the cage! Brady now getting to his feet! OH MY!!! Byron Brady bumped himself into the cage and Kyle Bane lost his balance and he's singin' soprano on the top of the cage!!! Dima: That must've hurt! Dan: Byron Brady is climbing up the cage!!! He's responding to his fans!! Mark McMahon and Kelly Lynn telling the fans to get on their feet!!! This place has become electrified!!! Byron Brady and Kyle Bane are on the top of the cage!! Wait a minute!!! Mr. Y is sneaking down to ringside with that 'Z'!! Brady setting up Kyle Bane!!! He's hooked him in!!! Could we see the unthinkable happen?!! Byron Brady has Kyle Bane in the Steel City Suplex!!! BOO-YAAA!!! Steel City Suplex from the top of the cage!!! Both men are down!! Everyone shouting to Brady to roll over and cover Kyle Bane! Referee James Roma is ready to count a pinfall! Brady drapes his arm on top of Kyle! ONE...............TWO................. THREEE!!!!! Michael Tuffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match at a time of 44 minutes and 13 seconds, and NEEEEWWWWWWW AICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "HARD LIIIINE" BYROOOON BRAAAADYYYY!!! Dan: Brady did it! Brady did it! Kelly Lynn has entered the cage, and she is celebrating with Brady! Byron Brady holding up that gold belt for the very first time in his life!!! Here comes Legion and Steven Dunne!! They're entering the cage and dragging their fallen master out of the cage!! He's still out of it!! Mr. Y looking very afraid at this moment, as his night has yet to begin!! Now he's tip-toeing his way back to the dressing room as the fans point at him! The other Demonweb members have dragged Kyle Bane to safety already and Mr. Y is left alone! He's hoping nobody will see him, but Mark McMahon is hot on his trail!!! OH YEAH!!! Mark McMahon has just grabbed Mr. Y from behind!!! He's bringing him back to the cage, where the new champ is standing!! Look at the smile on Mark McMahon's face! Mr. Y is frozen solid!! He's in for it now!!! This is gonna be the greatest five minutes in wrestling history!!! Dima: I cannot wait! Dan: Mark McMahon forcing Mr. Y into the cage!! He locks it in Mr. Y's face and throws the key into the crowd!! Mr. Y has nowhere to go!! He's running around the ring in circles!! Byron chasing after him! This is the third loop they've made! Mr. Y is running for his life! OH NO! Mr. Y just tripped!! Byron grabs him and brings him to his feet! Mr. Y screaming in utter fright!! Byron picks him up. Atomic drop on Mr. Y!!! HA HA! He's holding his behind and bouncing around like he just sat on a brush fire!! Dima: This is sad! Dan: I'm loving it! What a way to cap off the night! Two minutes remain! Byron grabs Mr. Y and he sends him head first into the cage! Mr. Y bounces off and he's tangled in the ropes! Byron now taking Mr. Y out of the ropes and he hoists him up! BOO-YAAA! Steel City Suplex in the center of the ring!! Look at Mr. Y twitch in pain! He looks like he's paralyzed! Mark McMahon now throwing the 'Z' in the ring! Brady picks it up and he's climbing up to the top rope!! Z Drop on Mr. Y!!! Brady now stomping on the 'Z'!!! He's breaking it into a million pieces!!! Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you've had a great New Year's Revolution! I know that man right there Byron Brady had a great night! We'll see you soon! For Dima Lerminskiy, I'm Dan Chan saying good night!