Andy: The following six-man contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, team number one... ("Township Rebellion" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blare throughout the arena.) Andy: ...representing the Township Rebellion: first, weighing a combined weight of 513 pounds, Seath Diamond, KeLett Hart--Bulls on Parade! Their tag team partner, from Miami Beach, Florida, weighing 245 pounds, Mr. Lover Man! Dan: There you see the remaining members of the Township Rebellion, obviously absent is the "Franchise" of the Rebellion, Joe Banno! Dima: Banno made a bad decision, and now he is unemployed! He must deal with it! Dan: Joe Banno was seen here earlier tonight disguised as a janitor. Could he make another appearance here tonight to help out his former associates? Andy: And their opponents, representing The Firm: from Sicily, weighing 271 pounds, "The Convict" Oswald Bates! From Miami Beach, weighing 270 pounds, Gino "Knuckles" Valentini! And from Little Italy, weighing 245 pounds, the AICW International Champion, "8-Ball" Vic Garibaldi!!! Dan: "8-Ball" coming down the aisle, with his lady-friend Rita on his arm...but in that finely-cut designer suit of his, you'd think he was dressed for a night on the town instead of a wrestling match! Dima: That is a cheap American suit! I can spot them from a mile away! Dan: All six men are in the ring, and Ramon De La Cerveza is trying to keep all hell from breaking loose! Vic Garibaldi coolly knocks fists with Ozzy and Knuckles, now he and Gino step out of the ring and Ozzy's ready for action! Township Rebellion are conferring, and I think Mr. Lover Man is going to start this one out for them! Ozzy and Mr. Lover Man lock up, and Ozzy whacks him with a headbutt! Now he pounds him with right hands! He hooks the arms, and a double-arm DDT puts Mr. Lover Man down! Ozzy yanks Lover Man up by the hair and twists the arm. Ozzy yanking on that arm! Now he pulls Mr. Lover Man over to his corner and tags out to Knuckles. Knuckles comes in and kicks the arm! Now he grabs that arm of Mr. Lover Man and continues twisting on it. Dima: This is good strategy, work on one area of the body. It is only logical that this is the best way to take an opponent down. Dan: Gino Valentini with a boot to the midsection, now he sets him up and a stiff-looking powerbomb by Knuckles! Another tag by Knuckles out to Ozzy Bates, and Gino holds his legs while Bates drops an elbow onto the sternum! Now Bates lifts Mr. Lover Man and whips him into the ropes, and he flips him up and over for a tombstone piledriv...no, Mr. Lover Man squirms and turns it around into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Mr. Lover Man makes a tag out to KeLett Hart. Hart and Bates square off, but Hart slams Bates down. Bates is a big man, but Hart just happens to be a little bigger! They don't call him and Diamond the "Bulls on Parade" for nothing! Dima: Only we Russians are strong like the BULL! (pounds chest) Dan: Hart clotheslines Bates, again taking him off his feet, and now he drops a leg across the throat! A tag out to Seath Diamond, and the two of them with a double suplex on "The Convict"! Diamond mounts the second turnbuckle, and comes off with an elbowdrop! A cover, and a one-count! It's not going to be THAT easy to put Ozzy Bates away! Dima: This man is an ex-felon! And here in America, this is something to be proud of! Dan: Diamond whips Ozzy Bates to the opposite corner, and a powerslam puts him down! 1...2...no, way too early to put this pugnacious competitor away! Diamond grabs Bates by the hair and slams him face first into KeLett Hart's boot, and now a tag out to Hart! Hart comes back in with a boot to the midsection, and a big haymaker to the side of the head! Now it looks like he's setting him up for a piledriver or a powerbomb or...no, wait a minute, Bates just dropped to his knees, good thinking by the...OHHHHWWW! Bates nailed a low blow on Hart! Now Bates with a chokeslam, and he's back in control! Bates tags out to Valentini, who puts the boots to KeLett! Now he yanks him up and thrusts him into the corner, and he's just ramming his shoulder into the ribcage of KeLett Hart! Now a hiptoss out of the corner, and a kick to the head of Hart just for good measure! Dima: Just like you Americans, kick a man when he is being down! Dan: Valentini picks Hart up and whips him into the ropes, aaaand... picture-perfect powerslam by Knuckles! Now Knuckles slaps on a reverse chinlock. Hey, look at Vic Garibaldi on the outside! "8-Ball" is casually chatting with Rita, almost oblivious to the match! What's going on here? Dima: He does not understand the concept of wrestling! Why? Because he is STUPID American! Dan: Knuckles with a tag to Ozzy, and Ozzy comes in with a flurry of forearm shots to soften up Hart...and now a whip to the ropes, followed by a "stun gun" type maneuver by Bates! Nicely done! Bates sets Hart up, and now a tiger bomb! 1...2..close, but no cigar! And speaking of cigars, what's Garibaldi doing? He took out a pack of cigarettes and put one in his mouth, now Rita's lighting it for him! The International Champion is barely even paying attention to the match at hand! Dima: You Americans have very short attention spans! Dan: Ozzy whips Hart into the corner, and a tag to Diamond! Diamond tries to go toe-to-toe with Bates, but Bates turns and nails him in the face with an elbow! Now Bates snaps him over, and kicks him squarely in the center of his back! Bates gets him back to his feet, and takes him down with a nasty-looking brainbuster! Now Bates is going up top...this is over 270 pounds scaling up there, remember... now a moonsault! But he doesn't make the cover, he just yanks Diamond up by the hair, and drops him with a side slam! Now he slowly walks over to his corner...and he's just conversing with Gino and Vic? Dima: You Americans place far too much value on idle conversation! Dan: Diamond makes a blind tag to Mr. Lover Man, but Bates tags Valentini, and Valentini nails him with a forearm shot to the head that stuns the Lover Man! Valentini lifts him and executes a backbreaker! Now Gino's going up top, and he comes off with a big flying legdrop! He makes a cover...1...2...he didn't get him! Knuckles brings his opponent back to his feet...but Mr. Lover Man with a few shots to the breadbasket of Gino! Ooh, but Knuckles knocks the second wind out of him with a knee to the lower abdomen...that might have been a low blow! Dima: Never before have I witnessed so much cheap fighting from Americans as tonight! Dan: Gino with a hard right hand to the jaw, and referee Ramon is warning him about the closed fist...but Gino just returns a cold, hard stare! Gino lifts Mr. Lover Man up, and drops him on the top turnbuckle...he's going for a belly-to-back superplex! There he goes! BOO-YA! Nicely done! And now he's signalling for the Death Valley Driver! But no, Garibaldi is asking for a tag! Gino tags out to the International Champ, who is still in his fashionable suit! Garibaldi grabs Mr. Lover Man's legs, and...there it is, the Shakedown! Devastating leg grapevine submission hold! The Bulls on Parade enter the ring, but Gino and Ozzy take care of them before they can interfere! Ramon De La Cerveza checks on Mr. Lover Man, and now he's calling for the bell! It's over! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this contest, as the result of a submission, The Firm! Dan: Vic Garibaldi stepping in to make the win for his team! Dima: Hmph! Typical American glory hound! Dan: The International Champion and friends got the win over their rivals, the Township Rebellion here tonight! The TR seemed lost without their leader, Joe Banno, who surprisingly kept out of this one! Dima: You Americans rely too much on your leaders! Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, it's almost time for our MAIN EVENT! In just a few more minutes you'll see that big cage match with the World title on the line! "The Demon" Kyle Bane vs. "Hard Line" Byron Brady! There's a lot of bad blood between these two!