Reba: Ladies and Gentlemen, are you enjoying yourselves? (The crowd responds in a resounding YES) Reba: That's good! I know I'm enjoying myself! Anyway, my guest today is a man that has been on a mission to clense the AICW of all sinners! Please welcome, THE SAINT! (The lights in the arena go out. In the aisle leading to the ring a single silver light shines down in the shape of the cross. Angel comes out first and she is holding the bible close to her chest. She steps to the side and motions towards the curtains. The saint steps through clad in his long flowing ring robe and long black trunks with a gold cross on each leg. He holds his arms out and looks towards the ceiling of the arena as if he is taking a long, deep breath. He brings his head back up and the light is reflecting off of the gold cross upon his face. His face beccomes illuminated by the light as he walks towards the ring. Angel leads the way reading bible scriptures to the fans. They are in awe of the myserious wrestler as he passes them by. The Saint and Angel make their way into the ring as Reba watches mystified.) Reba: Hello......Reverend........Bishop..........Um, what should I call you sir? The Saint: You will refer to me by my proper title, the Saint. Anything else would be an insult to a man of my stature. Reba: Ok! Well Saint you have been on a tear since your arrival into the AICW! You took on two members of The Black Power, namely, The Shogun of Harlem, and Nelson Bukola. Black Power has done some pretty mean things, especially to me! How do you feel about these guys? The Saint: Like I feel about everyone in the AICW. They are nothing but a bunch of depraved sinners in dire need of a spiritual cleansing. They have already felt what the Saint can and will do to every he faces. Just as Pretty Boy Troy did, and Ebola Zaire will tonight. Black Power are great athletes but have a bunch of misguided anger due to the misconception that everyone here is aganst them because they are black. Nothing could be further from the truth. Everyone hates them because THEY are racist. When I defeated them it wasn't because of their skin color, it was because of their sins. And I know they will think twice about getting in the way of the Divine Warrior once again. Reba: You are moving up the rankings in the AICW and are currently number 4 for the International Title. What do you feel about the AICW International Champion, "8-Ball" Vic Garibaldi? The Saint:Very good wrestler, but should he put that belt on the line against the Saint, it is as good as gone. He is yet another of the depraved brethren that inhabits this federation, and I would go through him like all the rest. 8-Ball. Perfect name for you Vic. Because one match with the Saint, and your title reign is over my child! So as the AICW takes notice of what I bring to this federation, you best keep looking over your shoulder because you never know just where I may be. Reba: Angel, you are doing a good job managing this man! But there are quite a few women here that might try and take him away from you! Like Sensuous Samantha and Erotic Erin for instance! After all, (looks at The Saint) he is kinda cute! Angel:If those two know what is good for them they would keep a large distance away from this man as I am the ONLY woman worthy of accompanying him on his quest in the AICW. Those two silicon injected bimbos best keep their hands off and their eyes on their own men because this man belongs to me. I am his confidant, spiritual adviser, I help plan his strategies for his matches. I know him as well if not better than anyone in this world. I, and ONLY I, am capable of helping him achieive his goal of reaching the top of the AICW. Reba: You have a big matchup tonight, going up against this monster of a man, Ebola Zaire. This man just ended a man's career last Monday on War. And now he has his sights set on destroying you! How do you hope to stop such a powerful man? The Saint:Easy. He may be big but he is not very bright. Ebola showed his suicidal nature when he attacked me form behind with a chair. The move of a scared and desperate man who knows his end is near. And when it comes to strength Reba (The Saint takes off his robe and hands it to Angel. His well-developed physique is in full view as Reba tries to contain herself) in the strength department I am no slouch myself. I can match him in his power game if he wants. I am not afraid to go in there and slug it out toe to toe with a man his size. I fear no man alive, especially not Zaire. And when you are the Chosen One, you need not fear any evil that may cross your path. Zaire is going to see that he made a huge mistake getting in my business and committed a heinous sin as well. Confession time has arrived for Zaire, the penance will not be 10 Hail Mary's. It is going to be an eveining of pain and misery the likes of which he has never experienced. Zaire is a dead man walking on borrowed time, and tonight he meets his fate at the hands of the Saint! Reba: Anything else you would like to add? The Saint:Just like I said when I first came here, no one is above confession. Everyone here has some transgression in their past they must atone for. Zaire has his tonight, and after I destroy him, the Saint is going to start actively bringing confession to all the sinners in the AICW. If you heathens won't come to confession, then confession is going to come to you! Zaire, tonight you will confess....or else! The Saint has spoken so it shall be done! Reba: Ladies and gentlemen, I think he's ready! THE SAINT!!!! Back to you Dan! (DING DING DING) Andy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager Zulu, from Parts Unknown, weighing 315 pounds, EBOLA ZAIRE! Dan: And this crowd booing loudly as this big monster makes his way to the ring. Ebola Zaire is undefeated in AICW action thus far, and this is the man that ended a man's career last Monday Night! Dima: Yes, this Ebola is very powerful and very strong. They announce him from Parts Unknown! But in reality, he is from RUSSIA! Dan: Ebola climbing into the ring now. At 6 foot 7 and 315 pounds, he is a big, strong man. And in the ring, he is ruthless too. I'm very curious as to how the smaller Saint is going to counter this man's power! Dima: He's going to pray to DIMA! Andy: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Angel, from Chicago Illinois, weighing 255 pounds, here is THE SAINT! Dan: And The Saint receiving a mixed reaction from this sold out crowd as he makes his way to the ring. This man has been an awesome force as well, also going undefeated in his short AICW career. Dima: Well he will get his first loss tonight! Dan: Well look at this? The Saint is arguing with one of the fans. He's yelling at the guy telling him to repent. And Ebola Zaire has had enough and now he's climbing out of the ring and going after him. The Saint doesn't see him and BOO-YA! Ebola nailing him from behind with a running forearm to the back of the head and the bell has sounded. Referee Ryan Gentle trying to gain control as the big Ebola pounds away on the smaller Saint. He takes him and Irish whips him right into that steel barrier! Now he's picking him up off the floor and he lifts him up and BOO-YA! Ebola Zaire atomic dropping The Saint right on the steel gate, and I don't care how Holy he might be, that has got to hurt! Dima: Ha Ha Ha! Let us see him pray out of that one! Dan: Ebola now grabbing the Saint and he lifts him off the gate and a BACK BODY DROP ON THE FLOOR! Ebola Zaire is devistating! The Saint seriously hurt now and wait a minute! Angel from behind and she NAILS EBOLA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE! That must have been a loaded Bible because Ebola drop to the floor real quick! That might have saved The Saint big time! Dima: Pathetic! Needing a woman to save you in a wrestling match! Dan: And Zulu now chasing Angel around the ring and Angel quickly running to the back as Ryan Gentle is in the ring counting both of these men out! One.....Two.....Three......Four......The Saint is moving......Five.....Ebola starting to recover......Six.....The Saint pulling himself to his feet.......Seven.......Ebola also getting to his feet........Eight......The Saint trying to climb back into the ring.....Nine.........And both men have climbed back into the ring, and finally Ryan Gentle has gained some control! Dima: American referees have no authority! Notice the only referee that does a good job is Paul Kaplan, and HE'S RUSSIAN! Dan: Paul Kaplan doing a fine job as an official in the AICW. I can't argue with that! The two men are on their feet now and now Ebola charging The Saint! But The Saint steps to the side and catches him with a side Russian Leg Sweep! That seems to be a popular move tonight! Dima: Because they know that RUSSIA is SUPERIOR! Dan: Anyway, the big man is down and now The Saint immediately going to work on those legs! He's got Zaire in a leg lock and he's putting pressure on that leg! Many of you might not know this, but Ebola Zaire injured his leg a while back in another federation, and The Saint seems to be captializing on this! He's got that leg lock on tight now, but Ebola able to get to the ropes and referee Ryan Gentle forcing him to release the hold. Dima: The Saint trying to stop the big man by working on the leg! That's the strategy of smart RUSSIAN wrestlers! Dan: The Saint trying to go for a figure four, but Ebola kicks him in the butt, blocking the attempt. Ebola trying to get to his feet but The Saint nailing him with a standing drop kick. What agility by The Saint! Ebola is down and now The Saint back to working on that leg now with a toe hold! This is a good strategy employeed by The Saint, trying to keep the big man off his feet! Dima: If Ebola cannot walk, he cannot do power moves like us RUSSIANS! Dan: The Saint now releasing the toe-hold and now he's picking Ebola up and he slaps on an adominal stretch! The Saint seems to be trying to wear the big man down and it's working as we can already see some wear and tear on Zaire as he struggles to break out of this hold! Ebola now backing The Saint up and he rams him right into the turnbuckle. He comes back and he rams him again! What power by Zaire! Dima: See? The power of MOTHER RUSSIA! Dan: Ebola now turning around and he charges towards The Saint but The Saint quickly moving out of the way, and Ebola Zaire hits the turnbuckle hard! The Saint running in and BOO-YA! The Saint with a standing splash, catching the big man, and Ebola is staggering! The Saint now grabs him and BOO-YA! DDT to the mat! What a move by The Saint as he makes the cover..............one ..............two........ No! Ebola able to kick out of that one! The Saint standing up now and he's turning the big man over and now he's got him in a Boston Crab! The Saint with a beautiful Boston Crab on Ebola and now the big man is trying to power out of it! But The Saint has it on pretty tight Dima! Dima: This Ebola Zaire should be able to do it! He's big and strong! The Saint is just a PUNY AMERICAN! Dan: Here comes Zulu making his way from the back and now he sees Ebola in the Boston Crab and he's running to the ring. Angel also making her way back to the ring! I guess Zulu was unsuccessful in capturing her! Anyway, Zulu on the ring apron now and referee Ryan Gentle admonishing Zulu! The Saint releasing the hold and Ebola is in pain! The Saint picking the big man up and A POKE TO THE EYE by Ebola! Ebola lifts him up and BIG BODY DROP BY EBOLA ZAIRE! Dima: Zulu a very smart manager, able to save his man from danger! Dan: Ryan Gentle still distracted by Zulu and now Ebola Zaire is digging into his trunks for something! He's pulling out a pair of brass knuckles! Ebola putting on the brass knuckles and now he's setting The Saint up and NO! The Saint kicking Ebola Zaire in the groin and Ebola bending over in pain, dropping the brass knuckles! The Saint grabbing Ebola by the head and THE ARMAGEDDON! The Saint nailed him with that front neckbreaker out of nowhere! Referee Ryan Gentle turning around and now he makes the count............one ...... ......two............ THREE! The Saint wins the match! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here is your winner, in the time of 8 minutes and 55 seconds.. ..............THE SAINT! Dan: The Saint victorious tonight here on New Year's Revolution and WAIT A MINUTE! Here comes Martin X again! Martin X in the ring now and he has a black chair and BOO-YA! He nails The Saint across the back with the chair! The Saint crumbles to the floor and Martin X takes the chair again and BOO-YA! Right across the back of The Saint! Martin X now helping Ebola Zaire up now, and now he's lifting his fist in the air with defiance. Ebola looking at X and now he also lifts his fist in the air with defiance.... Martin X and Ebola Zaire: BLACK POWER! Dan: This is unbelieveable! Ebola Zaire has joined Black Power! I don't believe this! Martin X and Ebola Zaire now hugging in the center of the ring and now they are stomping away on the falling Saint! Wait a minute! Ebola from behind and HE NAILS MARTIN X WITH A CLOTHESLINE! I guess it was all just an act! Ebola now taking Martin X and he tosses him over the top ropes to the outside of the ring! Ebola now attacking The Saint by himself, as security races down to the ring to break it up! Security grabbing Ebola but he's beating up on security! This man is insane! Dima: Ha! American security cannot stop this international monster! Dan: Finally security able to secure Zaire, and now they are escorting him to the back! AICW officials racing towards the ring to help out The Saint. And I think it's far from over between these three superstars!