Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest--scheduled for one fall--is for the AICW Television Championship! (crowd pops) Introducing first, is the challenger: accompanied to the ring by "Elegant" Johnny Edwards, from "Pretty City," Connecticut, weighing in at 247 pounds, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott!!! Dan: The Pretty Boy looks supremely confident tonight! Could we see our first title change of the night? Dima: I would not count on it. He... Dan: Yeah, yeah, I know...he's not Russian! Dima: You catch on quickly, Daniel! Andy: And his opponent...from San Diego, California, weighing 286 pounds, the AICW Television Champion, Stephon T. Davis! Dan: Here comes the champ! Conspicuous by their absence are the rest of the Township Rebellion... Dima: They were afraid of Dima! That is why they did not come out with Stephon! (pounds his chest audibly) They did not come out with him because they fear Dima! Dan: Well...somehow I doubt that. STD and PBT are in the ring, and referee Ryan Gentle is holding up the TV Title belt for all to see. That's the prize, that's what's on the line tonight! Dima: Yes, this Television Title is very prestigious championship. Dan: There's the bell, and we're ready for action! PBT brashly gets in STD's face, and...uh-oh! He just slapped him! You don't do that to STD! OH! Davis just decked him! PBT rolls to the outside, and he's conferring with "Elegant" Johnny Edwards! "Pretty Boy" Troy: My face! He hit me in my face! Is my face alright? Dan: The "Pretty Boy" evidently quite concerned about his looks! Dima: When a man calls himself a "Pretty Boy," this usually means he believes himself to be quite good-looking. Dan: And BOO-YA! STD sends his foot through the ropes and square in PBT's jaw! He never saw that one coming! Walcott and Edwards both go flying into the steel barricade here at ringside! Now STD climbing out of the ring, and he's going after the "Pretty Boy"! He grabs Walcott by the hair, and he smashes him face first into the steel stairs! And again! Still clutching Walcott's hair, he's dragging his face along the edge of the ring apron! Davis pulls Walcott again by the hair, and slides him forcefully into the ring! Davis back in the ring...Walcott to his feet, but he's met by a fierce clothesline from Davis! Davis now following up that physical assault with a verbal assault on his fallen foe! Dima: We Russians are the masters of insults! Do not rouse my anger, Daniel, or I shall subject you to incredible public humiliation! Dan: Davis lifts Troy to his feet, and whips him into the corner post! Now Davis flies into him with a knee to the gut! And another! And another! Ryan Gentle trying to back Davis off, but...now wait just a minute! Pretty Boy Troy just jabbed a thumb to the champ's eye! Dima: This so-called "eye gouge" is not a legal tactic. However, it appears to have worked quite well for this "PBT". Dan: Troy Walcott slaps on a side headlock, and drives a few fists into the head of STD! Ryan Gentle warning him about those closed fists! Walcott releases the hold to jaw with Gentle, but...wait a minute, he just lifted his foot up behind him and nailed Davis in the groin! Dima: That is a very painful maneuver, this "groin kick," executed by Troy Walcott! Dan: Now Walcott spreads the legs of Davis, and drops an elbow into the lower abdomen! PBT holds on to the leg, and now he twists it at the knee! Step-over toehold applied here by the "Pretty Boy"! He's twisting those ligaments! Dima: This "step-over toehold", it is very painful move. There you see this "Pretty Boy" twisting on the knee of Stephon Davis. Very painful. Dan: Now it looks like PBT's going for a figure-four leglock, but--OH! STD just kicked his free foot into PBT's crotch! I don't think either of these men are going to be thinking about children anytime soon! Now STD back on his feet, and he's putting the boots to Walcott! Now he drags Walcott to his feet, and takes him down with a backbreaker! He sits on top of him, but instead of a pin he's just pounding him with left and right hands! Walcott is trying to protect his face! Gentle is trying to back Davis off! Davis drags Walcott to his feet once more, and he's pulling his arm back! OH! A devastating heart punch! This move is deadly! Dima: Yes, it is quite deadly. Davis punched Walcott in the center of the chest with a closed fist, dangerously close to Walcott's heart! That is very dangerous move! Dan: Wait a minute, what's this? Chris Del Rio is coming down the aisle! What's he doing here? Davis unaware of Del Rio's presence! He's climbing up top! Now he comes off with a big elbow on the fallen form of Walcott! He makes a cover! 1...2...the "Pretty Boy" manages to get a foot up! Davis lifts Walcott up, and sends him down with a sidewalk slam! Del Rio is still unnoticed as he stalks around the ringside area! Davis bounds off the ropes...but Del Rio grabs his foot! Davis is not happy! He's having words with Chris Del Rio! Referee Gentle is trying to hold him back! Davis had better focus his attention back on this match! Walcott is getting back to his feet! Gentle is ordering Del Rio back to the dressing room! Here come some AICW officials to escort him outta here! Davis turns around, but watch out! Walcott with an inverted atomic drop, and now a PRETTY-PLEX!! We could have a new champ! Ryan Gentle makes the count! 1...2...3!!! We have a new champion!!! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest--and NEWWWW AICW Television Champion, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott!!! Dan: It's over! We've got a new champion! Dima: This Troy Walcott has only recently arrived here in the AICW, and in a very short period of time he has won a championship belt! Dan: Johnny Edwards is strapping the title belt on Walcott! Davis can't believe what's happened here! We have a new television champion! There you see the new champ celebrating in the ring with his manager! Ladies and gentlemen, we've had one title change tonight, could we see another? World Tag Team Champions the Perfectly Perfect Duo will be taking on the Pain Connection shortly, and of course we've got our big main event where AICW World Champion "The Demon" Kyle Bane will put it all on the line in a fifteen foot high steel cage against none other than the "Hard Line," Byron Brady! Dima: And there is, as you Americans say, "no love lost" between this Brady and this Bane. This should be excruciatingly brutal match. Dan: There's a lot more to come here tonight at New Year's Revolution! This is going to be the AICW's best... ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays throughtout the arena.) Dan: There's the music of Black Power! None of them are scheduled for interview time right now. Dima: But this is Black Power! They do not listen to you puny Americans! Dan: And here comes Martin X! He has on a "Long Live The Black Man" tee shirt and he's coming down the aisle by himself. He steps into the ring, and raises his fist in the air with defiance. Martin X: BLACK POWER! Dan: Martin X now taking the microphone and is going to speak as this sold out crowd boos him loudly. Martin X: SHUT UP! I'm speaking suckas! I know I aint scheduled for an interview time, but since when do I abide by the schedule? I'm Martin X and I do what I want, when I want! Now tonight, I have two things to address! First up, my match with Johnny Smith! Smith, you ain't nothing but a stinking racist punk! You walk around like you the man, just because you're white and you was born with a silver spoon in your mouth! Well, "Golden Boy" when you step into the ring with THE BLACK MAN tonight, I'm going to take that silver spoon out of your mouth, smack you upside the head with it, and stick it up your big white BEHIND! Dan: And the crowd continuing to boo Martin X! They don't like him one bit! Martin X: Also, I just want to let all y'all white boys know, that we got a new member in The Black Power! Now I'm not telling you who it is! But I will tell you one thing! He's BIG, he's MEAN, and most importantly, HE'S BLACK! Because The Black Man is taking over the AICW, and it's all about THE BLACK MAN! (Martin X raises his fist in the air with defiance.) Martin X: BLACK POWER (Martin X leaves the ring and walks to the back.) Dan: Well, Martin X getting ready for his big matchup with Johnny Smith.