DAN CHAN: What a great card so far, we're ready for our next----- [Dan is cut off as Chandler Stone makes his way out from the dressing room. His hair is in a ponytail, he is wearing thin framed sunglasses, a white dress shirt, and a pair of khakis. The crowd isn't sure how to react to Chandler.] CHANDLER STONE: Shut up Dan. Nobody wants to hear your screeching, shrill voice. They are all here to listen to the melodic sounds of The Stone. Everybody wants to know what The Stone thinks of war in Iraq. Well, all I have to say to Willie is send in Monica and she'll accomplish what we couldn't do last time, she'll BLOW Saddam away. The Stone also has been keeping up to date with the Olympic games and isn't it sad that the figure skaters from the US are tougher than our million dollar hockey stars. I don't think team USA could have beaten Mr. Y in hockey. The other day The Stone was walking down the street and he saw some kid crying. Being the compassionate soul The Stone is, he stopped to find out what was wrong. The kid says Stone, my parents are getting a divorce and I don't want to live with my daddy cause he beats me. The Stone told him to live with his mama and the kid tells The Stone that his mama beats him too. So The Stone being the kind hearted guy that he is asks the kid what he could do for him. The kid says "Get the Knick Man to adopt me, he's such a slow, washed up, fossil, that he couldn't beat anybody." So Knick Man, The Stone asks you to help out this little boy....on second thought, you'd probably introduce him to Marv so strike all of that. The Stone has something to say about another dried up prune that the AICW has thrown a gob of money at. Lord Awesome, The Stone just wants to know how bad that ugly mask smells after all those years of sweating it all up and not ever washing it. It wasn't your AWESOME skill or power that knocked people out, it was the AWESOME SMELL you discovered. The Stone thinks if we sample some of the mold spores growing on that mask we could cure AIDS, cancer, and a whole ton of other diseases. The Stone is sick of being overlooked. The Stone is more talented than all these dinosaurs the AICW has decided to buy in. The Stone can take out anybody he wants, anywhere he wants, anytime he wants because The Stone is just too damn much for anybody to handle. The Stone is a man with a plan and by the time I'm done it'll be clear that I am the smartest, most articulate, most skilled, and just the best in every last way. The Stone is no goofball, no joke, no running gag, what he is is THE young lion of wrestling. [The crowd begins to boo to Chandler heavily.] CHANDLER STONE: You can all save the drama for your mama because The Stone isn't hearing it anymore. The Stone is going straight to the top and when he's up there all of you can reach higher than your highest aspirations by shining his boots. One last piece of business....Nicky De Niro, you want back in... [Stone smirks slyly] CHANDLER STONE: I'm the man who can get you back in, just have your agent contact The Stone and you can jump on the bandwagon with the world's brightest star. The Stone is going to ROLL over everybody. [Chandler throws the mic down as the crowd boos lustily. After drowning in the boos for a few seconds he picks the mic back up.] CHANDLER STONE: As always The Stone thanks all of you inbreeds for the support, it's done so much for me. [Chandler gives the fans an "Italian Salute" and walks off] DAN CHAN: I can't believe what's happened to this guy. What an amazing metamorphosis by Chandler Stone! Right now let's take you to the Extreme Beings who are sitting in their locker room! Spartan: We're just a few minutes away from what possibly is one of the greatest matches we've ever been in. All the anger, the frustration,all the talking, all the travelling and commentaries we've done. It all comes to a close tonight. Wolverine: That's right, bro! The Nubian Warriors vs. The Extreme Beings. We've went through hell and back with you guys last time we were in the AICW, but tonight, we're pumped, we're better than ever, and most importantly we have a million screaming fans on our side to win this one. Spartan: Tonight is the closer to a chaper of anguish and hard times. The Nubian Warriors, you've been a thorn on our sides long enough. It's time to take it out and throw it away. It all ends here. Last time you got the best of us, but it's time for revenge. We've been training hard for this match for quite a while and after everything's all said and done, we'll climb the ladder to success and get a second chance at the PerfectlyPerfect Duo. Wolverine: But just remember, Muffasa and Bukola, tonight is not about power, money, and who's better than who, and especially not about race. It's about those tag team belts the PPD are wearing respectively around their waists. We're confident in ourselves that we're going to win this one. We've come too far to quit now, and nothing's going to stop us. Not Paul, not the Nubian Warriors, nobody. And Martin X, you stick your nose in this match there's going to be hell to pay! Spartan: Come on, it's time to rock and roll! (DING DING DING) Andy: The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays throughout the arena) Andy: From Lagos, Nigeria, being accompanied to the ring by their manager, DJ Slam, they were the first ever AICW Tag Team Champions, and they are representing the infamous stable of Black Power, at a total combined weight of 570 pounds, here are Nelson and Muffasa Bukola, THE NUBIAN WARRIORS! Dan: And here comes The Nubian Warriors being led to the ring by DJ Slam. They look very angry as always and look at this! Nelson Bukola yelling at some fan in Nigerian who just through something at him. I wonder what he is saying? Dima: He say, leave me alone before I get THE RUSSIAN POWERHOUSE on you! Dan: The Nubian Warriors and DJ Slam climbing into the ring and now they lift their fist up in the air..... All 3 men: BLACK POWER! Andy: And their opponents, they both hail from Detroit, Michigan, weighing at a total combined weight of 480 pounds, here are The Spartan and Wolverine, THE EXTREME BEINGS! Dan: The Extreme Beings making their way to ringside as this capacity crowd cheers them loudly! The Extreme Beings are usually the most popular tag team in the house, but since we are in Atlanta, these fans are going to go balistic when Money and Power make their way down the aisle! Dima: Ha! Money and Power are WEAK! Russian Roulette could destroy them both! Dan: The Spartan handing a little boy an Extreme Being pin and Wolverine is signing his Money and Power tee shirt. These guys are always looking out for the fans. The Extreme Beings climbing into the ring and they raise their fist in the air in victory! Wait a minute! The Nubian Warriors from behind and BOO-YA! Double clothesline before the bell to start this matchup! Nelson and Muffasa hammering away on The Spartan and Wolverine! Muffasa taking Spartan and he sends him flying through the ropes! Nelson and Muffasa with the double team on Wolverine. They lift him up in the air and drop him down the hard way onto the mat! Dima: This Wolverine did some serious high flying, Nubian style! Dan: Referee Paul Kaplan making Muffasa go to the outside as Nelson has Wolverine in a standing wristlock. Wolverine trying to get to the ropes and a poke to the eye by Nelson. Nelson with a kick to the thigh of Wolverine! Wolverine bending over in pain! Nelson lifting him up and nice suplex by Nelson Bukola! Nelson with the cover............one...........two..........Wolverine able to kick out! Dima: Nelson Bukola taking control of match. Dan: Nelson bringing Wolverine over to the apron and he tries to bang his head into the corner. Wolverine blocks the attempt. Nelson tries it again but Wolverine blocks it again. Now Wolverine takes Nelson's head and slams it right into the turnbuckle. Wolverine measuring him up and a spinwheel punch to the face of Nelson. He measures him up again and a head scissor kick to Nelson. Nelson is down and Wolverine moving his hands up and down pumping up the crowd! Dima: He should concentrate on match instead of worry about stupid American fans! Dan: Wolverine with the cover.........one.........two.........kickout by Nelson. Wolverine picking Nelson up off the mat and a knee to the groin by Nelson! Wolverine bending over in pain and Nelson takes him down with a leg sweep. Nelson over to the corner and he tags in big Muffasa. Muffasa Bukola in the ring now and he picks Wolverine up off the mat. He lifts him up and body slams him to the mat. Muffasa making the cover............one ..............two..............kickout by Wolverine! Muffasa back on his feet and a chop to the chest of Wolverine! And another one! And another one! And now Muffasa is chocking him against the ropes! Referee Paul Kaplan making the count and Muffasa breaks at four. Muffasa grabs Wolverine by the arm and SHORT CLOTHESLINE BY MUFFASA! Dima: This Muffasa hit move with power. Maybe he's half russian! Dan: Muffasa with the cover again............one...........two.......... and Wolverine puts his leg on the ropes! Muffasa dragging him over to the corner and now he tags in Nelson. Nelson kicking him in the thigh. Now he rolls him over to the center of the ring. Nelson now going to the outside and he's climbing the ropes. He reaches the top ropes and yells out something in Nigerian. Now he leaps off the top and WOLVERINE MOVES! Wolverine moving out of the way and Nelson goes crashing down onto the mat! Dima: Nelson very inaccurate with that move! If Russian Roulette would have done that move, it would have connected! Dan: Both men are down and now they are both trying to reach their corners. Nelson almost over to Muffasa while Wolverine getting close to The Spatan. Nelson making the tag to Muffasa and big Muffasa coming in. Wolverine just inches away from The Spartan and HE MAKES THE TAG! The Spartan coming into the ring and the crowd cheering loudly! Muffasa with the punch but The Spartan blocks it! Muffasa with another punch but The Spartan blocks it again! Now The Spartan laying a series of punches onto the big Nigerian. The Spartan setting him up and SPINWHEEL KICK TO THE GROIN! Referee Paul Kaplan giving the stern warning to The Spartan as big Muffasa falls down to the mat like a giant tree! Dima: That move could never hurt Dima! Dan: The Spartan with the cover...........one...........two.........kickout by Muffasa. The Spartan whipping Muffasa to the ropes. He comes in and ANVALNACHE SPLASH BY THE SPARTAN! Muffasa falling down and now The Spartan slaps on a figure four leglock right in the center of the ring. Nelson entering the ring and he hits The Spartan in the back of the head to break the hold. But Wolverine is perched on the top rope and Nelson doesn't see him. Wolverine off the top and DROP KICK TO THE HEAD OF NELSON BY WOLVERINE! Nelson is down and now The Spartan lifting big Muffasa in the air upside down. Wolverine climbing up to the top ropes and WOLVERINE AND THE SPARTAN DRIVE THE BIG MAN DOWN ON HIS HEAD! The Spartan makes the cover ..............one...........two...........three! This match is history! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winners of this match in a time of 9 minutes and 47 seconds, THE EXTREME BEINGS! Dan: The Extreme Beings getting the ultimate payback against The Nubian Warriors defeating them on Pay Per View! Dima: I don't care!