Dan: Up next we're going to see a long awaited contest between AICW Television Champion, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott and Mark McMahon. These two have developed a rivalry mainly because McMahon is AICW World Champion "Hard Line" Byron Brady's best friend. Now Brady won't fight former friend Walcott, so Mark McMahon, almost by default is stepping into the ring with Walcott. In addition to that, Mark McMahon is hungry for his first AICW title, so this match should be VERY interesting. Dima: Not as interesting as this! Dan: Acgggghh!!!! Dima: HA HA HA!!! Dima: Who the hell are you?! Man: Don't worry big man, I'm not here to rain on your parade. I myself was quite entertained by that last bit. But anyways, I feel that this is a perfect time for me to voice my opinions, lend my expertise, and maybe even make a business deal. Dima: Who cares? This is the DIMA show now! Man: Don't push it! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Eddie Turner and I am, I guess you could say, a "manager." But I consider myself more of a business man. I'm here tonight to get a closer look at several competitors which I am considering employing. Dima: Why would you be interested in these pathetic superstars? Eddie Turner: I've been watching backstage, and so far, I'm not too impressed! But I've got my eyes on both Mark McMahon and Troy Walcott! That's why I'm out here right now. Dima: Just let DIMA handle the bulk of the commentary! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the AICW Television Championship!!! Introducing first, led to the ring by the lovely Kelly Lynn, is the challenger! From Stamford, Connecticut, weighing 245 pounds, here is MARK MCMAHON! Eddie Turner: I don't mind that the fans get behind this guy, but sometimes that's trouble. You see, this Mark McMahon needs a great mind like Eddie Turner behind him. That cheap floozy you see with him is of no use. Women belong in two places, the kitchen and the bedroom, NOT near a wrestling ring! Dima: For once, I agree with an American! Eddie Turner: Am I a smart man or what?! Andy: And his opponent, led to the ring by "Elegant" Johnny Edwards, from "Pretty City", Connecticut, weighing 247 pounds, the AICW Television Champion, "PRETTY BOY" TROY WALCOTT!!! Eddie Turner: I give this guy credit for doing what he wants! Byron Brady is just a selfish pig! The only thing wrong with Troy Walcott is the fact that if he had someone like Eddie Turner behind him, he'd be contending for world titles! Dima: No he wouldn't! Not with someone like Russian Roulette on the loose! Eddie Turner: Believe me Dima, there's a lot of guys in this fed that'd take care of him in a second! Now let me get on with the commentary! Nice show of sportsmanship here from Troy Walcott as he offers a pre-match handshake to Mark McMahon. I, for one, don't give a damn about that stuff! I want my guys to go out there and just get the job done! If I decide to sign Troy Walcott, there'd be none of this crap! Walcott still has his hand out, McMahon doesn't know whether or not he should trust him. Smart man! Everybody at ringside is shouting at McMahon not to shake! WHOA! McMahon just offered Troy his left hand! That got Troy upset! McMahon looks pretty pleased with himself and he looks to this crowd and BIG MISTAKE BY MCMAHON!!! Never look away from your opponent! How could you be so STUPID?! Walcott clotheslined the hell out of McMahon! So far, my money's on Walcott winning for that alone! Dima: They are both losers! Eddie Turner: That remains to be seen, as do a lot of things! McMahon getting back to his feet, Walcott dropkicks him and McMahon falls through the ropes to the outside like a bumbling idiot! He's not looking good at all! McMahon's gonna have to do much better than this if he wants to win the Television Title! Walcott, the go-getter, jumping to the outside to the fallen McMahon. Walcott quickly picking up the bum, and he clotheslines him back to the concrete! I like this guy! Dima: You are much more entertaining than Dan! Eddie Turner: Walcott rolls McMahon back into the ring. There's a lazy cover. ONE....only a one count. He shoulda hooked the leg. Walcott now bringing him back to his feet. Nice headlock by Walcott! Most guys these days don't realize the value of holds like that. Pop his skull like a basketball!! See there Dima, McMahon just tried pushing out of it, but he can't! He's gonna have a bad case of cauliflowered ears later! Dima: Our Russian youths have cauliflowered ears by the age of five! Eddie Turner: That must be natural. Walcott now releasing the hold, and he slaps on an armbar submission! Nice move! He drove McMahon down into the mat! You can do some permanent damage with this! I've seen some guys' elbows break backwards! Dima: In Russia, I bent a man backwards and folded him in half. Eddie Turner: Blow-up dolls do that you know. I don't agree with Walcott breaking the hold, but it seems like he knows what he's doing. Strong Irish whip from Walcott. McMahon ducks under a clothesline. Walcott with a dropkick, but nobody home! McMahon held on to the ropes! See, what did I tell you?! Walcott shoulda kept that hold on! Now McMahon has an opportunity to capitalize! Walcott getting to his feet, McMahon hooks him from behind. German suplex by McMahon!! Nice move! I like this guy's execution! Dima: He is pathetic! You are wasting your time! Eddie Turner: SHUT UP! I am doing business here! McMahon picking up Troy. Walcott catches an attempted kick to the midsection, but McMahon with an enzuigiri! That's one of my favorites! I don't know how that moron coulda gotten nailed by that! Walcott goes flying to the outside and lands on his back on the concrete. McMahon now going to the outside. I'm not sure McMahon has what it takes to carry on a battle out of the ring. McMahon plants Walcott with a reverse DDT! Walcott is flat on his back! McMahon gets up on the apron and he's mounting the ropes. It looks like he's gonna nail Troy with that flying headbutt! Look at the fans get on their feet! He goes for it! NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!! What an idiot!! Walcott rolled to safety and McMahon just dropped a deadly flying headbutt on the concrete! That's a stupid man lying on his face right there! Why do you think they call it a high-risk move?! Dima: Dumb American! Eddie Turner: Someone's got to break this count or else! Walcott finally rolling in and out of the ring, and he's picking up McMahon! He rolls the lifeless one in the ring. Walcott whips McMahon to the ropes. Spinebuster by Walcott! McMahon is finished! Walcott staying on top of things. Smart wrestling by Walcott. Walcott now with a gutwrench suplex. There's a cover! ONE.....TWO......no good. Walcott not happy with the count, he shouldn't be complaining! McMahon is getting to his feet! Walcott better turn around quick! You stupid jerk! ONE....TWO....lucky bum! Walcott got surprised by a roll-up! Both men quickly up! BAM! Walcott with a quick uppercut to the midsection! Do it again unti he pukes! What a piledriver by Walcott! I like guys who can crack skull! I think it's almost over for this bum! Dima: He is pathetic! Eddie Turner: Walcott setting up McMahon for the Pretty Plex! BAM! Put him in the bag! ONE....TWO....THREE! Andy: The winner of this contest at a time of 16 minutes and 34 seconds, and still AICW Television Champion, "PRETTY BOY" TROY WALCOTT!!! Eddie Turner: I can scratch Mark McMahon off my list now! What a bum! Yeah that's right Troy! Bash his head in with that chair! Dima: So, this is your great new acquisition? Eddie Turner: Don't worry about nothin'! I've got plenty of more wrestlers to scout! This is just the tip of the iceberg! Eddie Turner has arrived in the AICW! I'm gonna change this business forever, and now I just gotta find the people who'll do it for me! Dima: HA HA HA! Have a nice surprise? Dan: I'm not talking to you. Dima: You played Russian Roulette, and lost!