AICW Presents: New Years Rasslin' Eve! Wednesday, December 31st, 1997 Live from the AICW Studio Headquarters in New York City (The camera pans all around the AICW studio showing two sections of people sitting on bleachers getting ready for the event. On the first side, we see many of the AICW Superstars drinking, conversing, and just having a good time. The camera pans over the wrestling ring which has been set up and the aisle seperating the two sections. On the other side, we see 300 fans cheering very loudly as the generic AICW music begins to play throughout the studio. The camera shows various signs held by the audience members such as "Happy New Year AICW!", "Welcome to Hell Johnny Smith", "Hey Look, I Have a Sign" and "Look at All These MARKS With Signs!" We then see the AICW's Dan "The Man" Chan, and the basketball/wrestling legend, The Knick Man make their way down to the broadcasting booth) Dan: HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone! This is Dan Chan here live from the AICW Studio Headquarters in New York City getting ready for the biggest wrestling party ever! With me is the 10 time NBA Champion and wrestling superstar, John Williams, better known as THE KNICK MAN! The Knick Man: You know I love to party, and when the AICW is throwing a party, you better believe that the World's Greatest Athlete is going to be there, PARTYING HARD BABY! Dan: We have a great show for you tonight, folks! In the Main Event, the AICW World Champion will be defending his title against "The Golden Boy" Johnny Smith in a special "Stroke of Midnight Match"! The rules of this match are very unique Knick Man. Knick Man: Usually the champion has the advantage in that the challenger has to defeat him! Not in this case! Kyle Bane has to beat Johnny Smith, and not only that, but he has to do it in 10 minutes! Normally, I would say that there is NO WAY, Bane would be able to do it! But Johnny Smith is NOT 100 percent and that could play a major role in this match! Dan: It sure can! Also, in a special Career Match, "The Franchise" Joe Banno and Nicky De Niro have both agreed to put their AICW careers on the line as they go one on one against each other! What are your thoughts on that one, Knick Man? Knick Man: As far as I'm concerned, they can both leave! I don't like either of them! But if I had to choose which one I would tolerate more, I would have to go with Banno! De Niro is nothing more than a little prick and a loudmouth who thinks he's on the level of yours truly! But the bottom line is that De Niro isn't even worthy to carry my Knick Man Championship Gym Bag! Dan: Also the mysterious newcomer The Saint will make his debut in the ring against Black Power's own, The Shogun of Harlem! Any comments? Knick Man: It should be a great match! I don't know much about this Saint character. But the man is very intimidating and he looks like he can hold his own in the ring. And The Shogun and the rest of Black Power are going to be very angry coming off their very, shall we say unsuccessful pay-per-view? Dan: Also, we have two tag teams making their AICW debuts, Byron Brady and Mark McMahon are in action as well as The Demonweb! Dan: Let's take you to some comments from a new tag team in the AICW, The Caribbean Mercenaries, wishing everyone a Happy New Year! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We're in the lockeroom of the Carribbean Mercenaries who are as always accompagnated by their longtime manager, Jaime Rodriguez. They're sitting and are obviously enjoying their new year fest. When they see the camera, they stop eating and they focus on the camera. J. Rodriguez: On behalf of myself and the Carribbean Mercenaries, I'd like to take this time to wish everybody around the world and the great fans of the AICW, a very, very happy new year!!! El Diablo: And on my behalf, I'd like to wish you coach a happy new year and maybe soon the AICW World Tag Team Championship, wouldn't that be a great new year's resolution? Isn't that right Chico man!!! Chico: You're right compadre, this new year means something special for us, we have a new start in a whole new environment, we've never been in the AICW before so in 1998, we're gonna make sure that me make the best out of our new environment!!! That being said, I'd like to wish a happy new year to everybody, peace on earth and long live the AICW!!! They go back to their meals. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dan: The Carribbean Mercenaries, one of the many new tag teams here in the AICW, wishing everyone a Happy New Year! As we look around the arena, we see that there is lots of action! And there goes The Saint! He's over there admonishing everyone for their sins! Knick Man: Man! Give me Erotic Erin and Sensuous Samantha tonight after this show is over, and I'll be ONE HAPPY SINNER BABY! Dan: The Saint and Angel are preaching to the rest of the AICW wrestlers! They have a Bible and everything! Look at The Saint admonish Erin for her dress! Knick Man: I don't see nothing wrong with it! Maybe, I'll get a closer inspection later on tonight! Dan: Don't let the Saint hear that Knick Man! And look! The Saint going over to Ebola Zaire and his manager, Mr Zulu. Ebola has a drink in his hand, and The Saint beginning to preach to him about the evils of alcohol! Knick Man: Ain't nothing wrong with a little drink baby! Jesus turned water to wine, remember? Dan: Well Ebola not very receptive to The Saint's message and now some heated words are being exchanged! It doesn't look like these two are going to be getting along, does it Knick Man? Knick Man: Nope! But I tell you what! I would love to see those two men go at it! Dan: And Gangstas and Prankstas are arrived! Pranksta just placed a whoopie cushion on Elvis' chair! And The King sits down and YUCK! Knick Man: Ha Ha Ha! The Television Champion, letting it out if you will! Dan: That's disgusting! Look, The Gangsta trying to rap to Erin and OH BOY! She just "Erin-kicked" The Gangsta in a very painful place! The Gangsta bending over in pain, and The Pranksta laughing his head off! Knick Man: And imagine Dan, these guys could be the AICW Tag Team Champions! Dan: A scary thought indeed! Ok fans, it's time for us to witness the debut of "Hard Line" Byron Brady and Mark McMahon as a tag team. Both men have been in singles competition for some time, and this will be the first time they'll be in action as a team. Let's go to Andy! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, here is the team of Robby Riedel and Shane Martin! Dan: Riedel and Martin providing the opposition here. Andy: And their opponents, led to the ring by the Lovely Kelly Lynn, at a total combined weight of 495 pounds, the team of "HARD LINE" BYRON BRADY AND MARK MCMAHON!!! Dan: Both of these men are impressive young athletes and they both have a bright future ahead of them. The Knick Man: They sure do! Byron Brady has made a huge impact, rapidly accelerating to the Number 1 contendership for the AICW World Championship! And Mark McMahon is a very talented man himself! They have my official KNICK MAN CHAMPIONSHIP APPROVAL! Dan: Well it looks like Mark McMahon will start this contest for his team against Shane Martin. Dan: There's the bell and this match is underway! McMahon and Martin lock up and McMahon with an armbar. Reversal by Martin and another by McMahon! McMahon with a kick to the midsection and a dropkick to the side of the head all while holding onto the arm! Nice move by McMahon! The Knick Man: McMahon a very accomplished technical wrestler, showing that pure technique and style. Very impressive! Dan: Martin back against the ropes, McMahon with the Irish whip to the other side. Martin back and a dropkick to the knee by McMahon! McMahon with the quick tag to Byron. Brady in and he drops the elbow on Martin. Good teamwork early on by these two! I am impressed! The Knick Man: I agree! Technical wrestlers like these two usually work well together. They are going to make a big impact on the tag team circuit! Dan: Brady picks up Martin and a scoop and a powerslam! Brady shoves Martin to the other corner and now Robby Riedel given the chance to come in. Brady catches Riedel with a fist to the midsection as he enters the ring. Brady now with a swinging neck breaker on Riedel! Well executed! Brady now with the Irish whip, back comes Riedel and a nice tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Brady! Brady drags Riedel to his corner and he makes the tag into Mark McMahon. The Knick Man: Brady looking very intense! He's probably still pissed off at Kyle Bane! I don't blame him one bit! Dan: McMahon comes in and nails Riedel with a headbutt. McMahon grabs Riedel around the waist and a nice northern lights suplex! These guys are good! McMahon picks up Riedel and nails him with a fisherman suplex! McMahon now with another tag into Byron Brady. These guys are working very efficiently as a team! The Knick Man: They have turned tag team wrestling into a science! Dan: Brady picks up Riedel into a fireman's carry and brings it into a Samoan drop! Brady now whips the youngster into the ropes. Riedel comes back and Brady with a beautiful powerslam! The Knick Man: Open the oven and turn the heat off! Riedel is finished! Dan: Brady with a tag into McMahon! McMahon climbs up to the top rope as Brady hoists Riedel and plants him with a Steel City Suplex! McMahon off the top with flying headbutt!! What a combo! McMahon with the cover! Ryan Gentle counts! ONE.............TWO...............THREE!!! Andy: Here are your winners, at a time of 3 minutes and 19 seconds, "HARD LINE" BYRON BRADY AND MARK MCMAHON!!! Dan: What an impressive debut by these two! The Knick Man: I agree! Dan: Well it's just one big party goin' on here tonight! And look! Here comes Erotic Erin! Knick Man: Oh yeah!!! [Erotic Erin McCoys walks over to Dan and Knick Man carrying a large cuban cigar in one hand and a small shot glass in the other. Erin is wearing a rather TIGHT silver and red dress with a slit up the right leg. Erin spins around in front of them] Erotic Erin: Erotic Erin: How's my dress? Dan, Knick Man, You don't think it's just alittle too tight do you? [smiles] Dan: Um.....Um....(begins to sweat) Knick Man: Of course not baby! You got it going on! Work that dress girl! WORK IT! Erotic Erin: [laughing] Knicky dear, I must say you do look good in that suit. [plays with Knick Man's tie] It would look even better in a crumbled heap on my hotel room floor. Knick Man: (laughing) Is that right now? Well, who knows? Maybe after the party, we can head over to your place AND GET THIS NEW YEAR STARTED RIGHT! (Dan takes out a hankerchief and begins to wipe the sweat from his face) Erotic Erin: [taking another sip from the shot glass] I've been told I've had just alittle bit too much to drink tonight but.. I don't think so. I can see things perfectly clear right now and I can tell you right now.. [looking Knick Man up and down] I like what I see. (The Knick Man takes the shot glass from her and looks at her suggestively) Knick Man: Well it sounds to me like I need a little sip of what you're drinking if it can make you see THAT GOOD! (The Knick Man takes a sip from the shot glass and hands it to Dan) Knick Man: Want some Dan? Dan: (still sweating and nervous) Um... no Knick Man, I don't drink. Knick Man: Ok! Suit yourself! (takes another sip and hands it back to Erin) Erotic Erin: [reaches into the cleavage of her dress and pulls out a hotel key] You know.. I am going to be all alone tonight on New Years Eve. That's not very safe for any woman..... Knick Man: And of course we want to make sure that Erin is safe, now don't we Dan? Dan: Um...GULP....Um.....Um (sweat is pouring from his head) Knick Man: Just say yes Dan! Dan: Yes Dan! Knick Man: So how's about I accompany you home this evening and be your "designated driver" if you will. I'll drive you home and give you the RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! Erotic Erin: [takes the key and slowly puts it in the pocket of Knick Man's suit. She leaves her hand in the pocket for a few seconds] i'll be sure to leave a light on for you. Knick Man: (taking her hand and kissing it) You do that! (Erotic Erin walks away as The Knick Man continues to look at her) Dan: (Calming down) The action getting hot and heavy here! And we just received word that The Demonweb has arrived! Lets take a look! (The camera pans out in the front of the AICW Studio Headquarters. A black limo pulls up and the chauffer steps out and opens the limo door. The camera shows the AICW World Champion Kyle Bane stepping out of the limo. He's wearing a cowboy hat, an armani suit, and gucci loafers.) Dan: And there goes the world champion. He has a big title defense against "The Golden Boy" Johnny Smith tonight! Knick Man: Well the champ is looking pretty good considering that he has to face a pissed off Johnny Smith and beat him in under 10 minutes! (Christina O steps out next. She is wearing a green silk blouse and a black skirt on.) Knick Man: Yo Dan, Christina looks kinda good! I think me and her might have to have a little talk this evening! Dan: I don't think she's your type Knick Man! (Next is Legion. He stumbles to the left and to the right and continues to walk inside) Knick Man: Can you imagine Legion drunk Dan? Dan: I'm afraid to even think about it! (The Pain Connection steps out of the limo. Danny Moore is wearing a "Kill 'em all" T-shirt, black jeans, and is bouncing around like a jumping bean. Steven Dunne s wearing his usual ring attire, sunglasses, and smoking a cigar.) Dan: And there goes the Pain Connection. They will make their AICW debut tonight! Knick Man: That Moore guy is pretty cool! (Finally Mr. Y steps out of the limo. As he is walking he trips over a camera cord. He gets up quickly as if nothing happened and continues to follow the rest of the Demonweb.) Dan: And the annoying one has arrived! Knick Man: Bow down to your Master Dan! Dan: We'll be right back! Stay with us! Go to part 2 -->