Dan: Ladies and gentlemen we are back! We have just received word that Ice Cold was taken to the hospital! Hopefully he will return in time for the TV title match! Our next contest is one that has been a long time coming! Johnny Payne and a partner of his choosing will team up against Nicky De Niro and Blackjack Takahashi! Juan: That's right ladies and gentlemen, get ready for another snooze fest! Dan: Standing by right now with Cesar Colon are Nicky De Niro and Blackjack Takahashi! Cesar: Thank you Dan! I'm here with...HEY! Thanks a lot, buddy! Nicky De Niro: Go take yourself a shower! We don't need you here anymore! Payne, I'm gonna make this short and to the point. We don't care who you choose as your "mystery partner" because no matter what, there's not a man in the AICW good enough to match up with Nicky De Niro and Blackjack Takahashi! You're not just dealing with any normal team here! WE have eyes all over this business and WE have our connections! And we've known who your partner is all along! Our connections have told us who your partner is, and its no secret that "Golden Boy" Johnny Smith IS "Mr. Mystery"! HA HA HA HA! We've been training for weeks and what are you going to do about it now Johnny? The joke's on you! Johnny Payne, its time for you to pack your bags and head back to Japan, because TONIGHT your legacy comes to an abrupt and bitter end! Dan: Whoa! Are Nicky De Niro and Blackjack Takahashi determined or what? Dima: They are not intense! They shiver like dogs in the cold! Dan: I have the feeling that this match is gonna be SLAMMIN'! Juan: Is that another word you picked up in the "Ghetto to English" dictionary, Dan, or are you just trying to sound lame and dateless? Dan: Lets go to Andy Burton! Andy: This next tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Alexandra Payne, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 285 pounds, JOHNNY PAYNE!!! <"The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson blasts over the sound system.> Dan: Listen to these fans explode for Johnny Payne! Payne is fired up for this match! He's raising his arms in the air, trying to get each and every fan on their feet! Juan: P.U., get the gas masks ready! This is gonna be a "fragrant" fight! Dan: But where is the mystery partner? It isn't Alexandra is it? Andy: And now, the opponents! At a total combined weight of 483 pounds, the team of NICKY DE NIRO and BLACKJACK TAKAHASHI! <"God Moving Over the Face of the Waters" by Moby plays over the sound system.> Dan: I can't believe what I'm hearing! These fans are actually cheering these guys! Look at Takahashi raising his hands to rile up this crowd! These guys are determined! Dima: They look like chickens! Dan: The irresistable force is about to meet the immovable object! The tension in this stadium is so thick! Juan: Enough with the witty commentary, Dan--you're screwing it up worse than you screw your cat! Dan: Nicky De Niro is taunting Payne as he gets in the ring. Payne looks quite calm now. He's just handed Andy Burton an index card! I guess we're gonna learn who the mystery partner is! And Andy with a look of complete shock on his face! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the man that Johnny Payne has chosen as his partner. From New York City, weighing in at 250 pounds, ladies and gentlemen..................................... ..................................................................... THE KNICK MAN!!! Dan: OH MY GOD!!!!! <"Go NY, Go NY, Go" pumps over the sound system.> Dan: Here comes the Knick Man! These fans are going absolutely bezerk! I for one am shocked! The roof of the RCA Dome is gonna cave in! Juan: DAMN!!! Brash commercialism finally finds its way to the AICW! Dan: And look at De Niro and Takahashi! They're not happy at all! De Niro's face is turning red! He's steamed! Look at his eyes bug out! Dima: I like the color red. Dan: The Knick Man is getting in the ring to a standing ovation! De Niro has grabbed the microphone! Nicky De Niro: NO! Wait just a minute! No...no Payne.....you...you...c..c..can't pick him! He's not under AICW contract! He's not an AICW wrestler! He shouldn't be here! He....he should be arrested! He's....he's trespassing! NO! Dan: De Niro has lost it! Nicky De Niro: You know what Payne? I...I'm calling my lawyer! We're outta here! Dan: Nicky De Niro has just dropped the microphone in the ring and he and Blackjack Takahashi are leaving the ring! They're heading back to the dressing room! Juan: Hey, I want my money's worth! Come back here you chicken wing! Dan: And wait now the Knick Man has the microphone! The Knick Man: Now you just hold it right their you MOB lacky! (Pulls out a piece of paper) What I am holding right here in my hand is a ONE DAY CONTRACT for The Knick Man to wrestle in the AICW! Yup, that's right! Argie Otero signed yours truly for ONE NIGHT, of sheer dominance in that ring! So you just get your Pizza Eating behind back in this ring and bend over so I can kick it! And Payne, I may respect you and all of that, but you better not get in my way, or else you know what I will do to you! I am The Greatest Basketball Player, The Greatest Wrestler, and The Greatest Man on the Face of the Earth, and the ratings have just shot through the roof now that everyone is getting the privilage and the pleasure to see The Knick Man in the wrestling ring! Dan: Unbelievable! The Knick Man is wrestling TONIGHT, in the AICW! For those of you who don't know, The Knick Man is one of the top superstars in the world! He has NEVER lost a match in singles or tag-team competition. I don't think De Niro or Takahashi care as they are still walking back to the locker room. They want no piece of Payne or the Knick Man! Juan: Can't we all just get along?---NOT!!! I want a bloodbath! I want a bloodbath, NOW!!! Dan: Wait....referee Ramon De La Cerveza is telling Andy Burton something! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by referee Ramon De La Cerveza that if Nicky De Niro and Blackjack Takahashi do not return to the ring by the ten count, they WILL be SUSPENDED!!! Dan: Whoa! What a bombshell! De Niro and Takahashi just turned around and they're in shock! Crowd: 10! 9! 8!... Dan: The count is going down! Crowd: 5! Dan: De Niro and Takahashi running to the ring! Here they come! This one is going to be explosive! They hit the ring just in time and we've got a two-on-two brawl! Juan: Figures. Dan: De Niro brawling with the Knick Man, Takahashi and Payne going at it! The Knick Man throws De Niro through the middle ropes! De Niro down on the floor, he grabs the Knick Man's legs and pulls him outside and they're going at it toe-to-toe on the floor! Ramon has lost control of this match! Takahashi getting the upper-hand on Johnny Payne! He's choking him out against the ropes! Takahashi with a pair of nasty chops! Meanwhile, Ramon De La Cerveza not paying any attention to what is going on outside the ring! De Niro with a headbutt on the Knick Man, followed up by a roundhouse right! De Niro in control! De Niro now trying to whip the Knick Man into the barricade, the Knick Man reverses it and Nicky De Niro just flew into the timekeeper's table and he took out Andy Burton with him! De Niro is on top of that table! Dima: Look at your puny American ring announcer! Dan: Takahashi now whips Payne into the ropes. Payne back and ducks under a clothesline. Payne back again and he takes down Blackjack Takahashi with a nice lariat! The crowd is going wild! The Knick Man now back on the apron as things start to settle down. De Niro gets to his feet as well and he's back to his corner and finally order has been restored in this match! Dima: You Americans cannot keep control of a situation! Dan: Payne gets a hold of Takahashi by the waist. He picks him up and executes a backbreaker! Payne now dropping the elbow across Blackjack! Payne tags in the Knick Man. Knick Man now with another elbowdrop on Takahashi as Payne holds him down. The Knick Man now picks up Takahashi and slaps on an abdominal stretch right in the middle of the ring. Takahashi screaming in pain as he tries to escape, but no luck as the Knick Man holds on. The Knick Man rolls over with Takahashi and puts him in a nice pinning combination! ONE.. ...................................................................... TWO................................................................... ...........Takahashi kicks out! He regains his vertical base and goes for the tag to De Niro but the Knick Man cuts him off and sets him up for a scoop and a body slam! Takahashi down and he's holding his back! The Knick Man with a kick to the back of the head and Takahashi is in trouble! Juan: He was in trouble the moment he teamed up with that greaseball Italian! Dan: The Knick Man picks up Takahashi and sets him up for what looks to be a piledriver or a powerbomb! He goes for it, but Blackjack blocks it! Takahashi now with a backdrop and the Knick Man down on his back! Blackjack now tags in De Niro who rushes in and is able to prevent the Knick Man from tagging in Payne. De Niro whips the Knick Man into the ropes and lines him up for a nice savate kick! The Knick Man goes down. De Niro grabs the legs of the Knick Man and a headbutt to the groin area! I think that was low! The Knick Man is writhing in pain! Dima: If you hit a Russian man between the legs, he won't feel any pain at all! Because we are too TOUGH for you American pansies! Juan: WWWEEELLLLLLL, Dima, you've got to HAVE something between the legs before you can feel pain there! Dan: De Niro into the ropes, he comes back off and he drops the leg right across the Knick Man's chest! De Niro to his feet and he just shouted something derogatory in the direction of Johnny Payne and Payne didn't like that! De La Cerveza prevents him from getting in the ring, but that allows De Niro and Takahashi to double team the Knick Man in their corner! Takahashi choking him out with the rope while De Niro punches away at the Knick Man's midsection! Ramon turns around and Takahashi breaks just before being caught. De Niro tags in Blackjack! Takahashi with a rake of the eyes to blind the Knick Man! Blackjack wraps his arms around him and executes a nice belly-to-belly suplex! He goes for the pin! ONE..................... ...................................................................... TWO................................................................... ...............................................The Knick Man kicks out! Takahashi not happy with the count! Takahashi picks the Knick Man up off the mat and gives him a kick to the midsection! That sets him up for a nice PILEDRIVER! The Knick Man is in trouble! The Knick Man clutching his neck and Takahashi peels him off the mat. Blackjack slaps on a full nelson! Blackjack now swinging the Knick Man around! He's trying to break his neck! Dima: Dima's neck is HARD....like iron! Juan: And your brain is soft...like jellyfish! Dan: Finally Takahashi lets go and the Knick Man drops to the mat! Blackjack now going to the outside! He's mounting the ropes! The Knick Man slowly getting to his feet! Takahashi goes for the flying shoulder tackle, but the Knick Man moves out of the way! The Knick Man able to roll to his corner and he makes the tag into Johnny Payne! Payne comes in and he gets a hold of Takahashi and executes a DDT! Payne, the fresh man, going to the top! He jumps off the top and connects with a flying elbowdrop! Here's the cover! ONE............. TWO......... THR..NO! Blackjack kicks out just in time! Takahashi regaining his vertical base, but Payne was waiting for him and he executes a devastating powerslam! Blackjack to his feet, while Payne now with a tag into the Knick Man and he nails Blackjack with a double axhandle! De Niro screaming on the outside to get back in. The Knick Man now setting up Takahashi on the top ropes! He sets him up for what looks to be a superplex! These two men are trading punches on top! The Knick Man hooks it in, but Blackjack blocks it! Takahashi now lifts up the Knick Man and executes a front-layout superplex and the tide has shifted once again! Incredible! Dima: Incredibly pathetic! Dan: Blackjack comes down from the top and he tags in the fresh Nicky De Niro! De Niro races in and tears into the Knick Man! He picks up the Knick Man and executes a german suplex! De Niro holds on and does it one more time! The Knick Man is down as De Niro raising his hands in victory to the favor of the crowd! De Niro peels the lifeless ex-basketball player to his feet and sets him up for a destructive powerbomb! De Niro now yelling to the fans! He's telling them that its finished! De Niro picks up the Knick Man and he lifts him up in the air for a suplex! De Niro holding him up! De Niro now dropping the Knick Man forward, he bounces him off the ropes and turns it around to drive the Knick Man face first into the canvas! Johnny Payne with a worried look on his face! Slingshot facebuster by De Niro can mean only one thing! The TAXI DRIVER is next! Juan: You mean he's gonna be rude, obnoxious, and speak in tongues? Dan: De Niro picks up the Knick Man and whips him to the ropes! The Knick Man comes back, De Niro waiting, he catches him on his shoulder and drives him face first into the mat with the TAXI DRIVER!!! It's over! No way the Knick Man gets up! De Niro with the cover! ONE.... TWO........................ THRE..NO!!!! THE KNICK MAN KICKED OUT!!!! Look at the shock on De Niro's face! He can't believe it! He's right in De La Cerveza's face! We've got to take another break, DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL!!!!