AICW "FRIGHT NIGHT" HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!  October 31, 1997  RCA Dome, 
Indianapolis, Indiana

<The camera shows a view of the sold out RCA Dome.  Over 65,000 people 
are getting restless, when all of a sudden the lights go out and the 
"Overture" from Phantom of the Opera begins playing over the sound 
system.  The Fright Night logo appears on the jumbotron as the 
opening credits roll.  When we return, the lights come up and the 
camera scans the audience.  We can see that many of the fans are 
dressed up in costumes.  The camera shows us the decorations set up 
around the wrestler's entrance.  We see a pile of straw, some pumpkins, 
spiderwebs, and a large scarecrow hanging from a post.  Someone 
dressed as a hunchback pushes a coffin to ringside.  He opens the top 
and Andy Burton sits up dressed as Dracula.>

Andy: Muhuhahaha!  I want to suck your blood! <The fans are laughing at 
Andy.> AICW fans, are you ready to trick or treat?  <The fans boo.  
Andy reaches in his pocket and pulls out a bunch of candy.  He starts 
throwing it in the crowd.  The fans scatter like mice and try to pick 
up the candy.>  Ladies and gentlemen, Dan "The WOLF-Man" Chan, Dima 
"The Russian General" Lerminskiy, and "Super-GHOST" Juan LaFon!

<The AICW Broadcast Team comes down the aisle.  Dan is first, wearing 
his usual suit and gloves with long nails and hair all over them.  He 
walks up to the camera and waves his hands in front of the camera, 
trying to look spooky.  Dima comes out marching, wearing a Russian 
general's uniform.  Finally, Juan emerges from the curtain in a white 
sheet with two eyeholes cut in it.  Although she is totally covered by 
the sheet, we can see she's pissed off.  From behind, a person dressed 
up as the devil comes from behind Juan and jabs her in the behind with 
a plastic pitchfork.  The camera zooms in and we can see that AICW 
Commissioner Argie Otero is dressed as the devil.  She is laughing and 
Juan pulls off the sheet and throws it at Argie.  Argie retreats to 
the back, laughing all the way.>

Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Halloween special, AICW 
Fright Night!  Tonight, we will crown our very first AICW Television 
Champion!  What a night of action we've got!  Any predictions, Dima?

Dima: Hah!  That's GENERAL LERMINSKIY to you!  None of these pathetic 
losers will win!  General Lerminskiy predicts that the AICW Television 
Title will remain vacant until a RUSSIAN enters the match!

Dan: Well one of the things we do know is that St. Stephen will be 
unable to wrestle tonight due to injuries he sustained last week at 
the hands of Legion in that brutal falls count anywhere match.  We 
don't know who his replacement will be just yet, but we'll let you 
fans know as soon as we find out.  We're still speculating as to who 
Erotic Erin will choose to go into the "Run the Gauntlet" match.  And 
who will be Johnny Payne's partner?  All these mysteries will be 
revealed tonight!

Juan: OOOOOOHHHHH!  That Otero has no sense of decency!  Did you see 
jab me in the butt with a pitchfork?  I should sue!

Dan: Anyways, lets get started with our first contest, Reign of Terror, 
against Mr. Y and "Hot Stuff" Harry Huckleberry!

<DING DING DING>

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our opening contest! It is a tag
team attraction scheduled for one fall!

<Metallica's "Master of Puppets" is heard through the arena.>

Andy: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 545 lbs., here
are Mr. Y and "Hot Stuff" Harry Huckleberry!

Dan: "Hot Stuff" approaches the ring, and now he's got the microphone!

JL: Mr. Y and the Huckster are perfect for each other.  If they open
their mouths wide enough, they'd swallow each other whole! 

Hot Stuff: Cut the music! <loud jeers> What is this? Where's my big 
entrance? I refuse to dance to this music! <the crowd cheers> I didn't
even get my own introduction! Just what is going on here? Don't you
people know who I am? <someone in the front row shouts, "You're a 
FAT SLOB!!!"> Shut up, you greaseball! I can't work under these 
conditions! <Mr. Y comes down to ringside.> I demand some respect! 
You all know I'm the sexiest man alive, and I'm the man who brings in
ratings, so button your lips and let me swing my groove thing! Somebody
hit the music! <Mr. Y takes the microphone from Harry Huckleberry, who
is none too happy about it.> HEY!

Mr. Y: Alright, listen up you buncha Indianan...Indiananan...
Indiananananananan...Indian idiots! <scattered shouts of "Go home!" 
and "Loser!"> You've all seen just how <voice cracks> GREAT I am in 
singles competition, well now I'm gonna showcase my skills in <voice
cracks> TAG team action! Yeah, that's right! I'm gonna be in tag team
action tonight! <Hot Stuff tries to take the microphone back.> NO!
MINE!

Dan: A little dissension in the ranks, perhaps?

Juan: I'd pay good money to see them gettin' it ON! If you know what 
I mean! 

Dan: Hot Stuff points to Mr. Y's boots, and Mr. Y falls for it again! 
Hot Stuff takes back the microphone!

Hot Stuff: Alright, now I refuse to wrestle tonight until I get a 
decent introduction, so somebody better cue up the fireworks and start
my music! <Mr. Y tries to take back the microphone.> Hey, get offa me,
you freak! Nobody lays hands on this sexy body!

Juan: Yeah, Huckleberry's got the perfect body...for a pregnant hippo
that is!

Dan: Now Hot Stuff and Mr. Y are struggling for control of the 
microphone! Mr. Y gives a solid tug, and Harry Huckleberry comes 
crashing down on top of him! Mr. Y is flattened!

Dima: Disgraceful.  This man is a tub of American lard! In Russia he 
would be boiled in his own fat!

Dan: Huckleberry now peeling himself off of Mr. Y! These two had better 
get themselves together, and fast, because here come Armageddon and 
Abomination! Armageddon rains a series of headbutts on Huckleberry, 
while Abomination kicks the squashed body of Mr. Y! Now Armageddon 
pulls Huckleberry's robe up over his head, and delivers a kick to the 
midsection that sends him out of the ring! Abomination's got Mr. Y up,
and Armageddon's going up top! Now he comes off with a flying 
clothesline! They call this move the plague! It's as good as over! 
1...2...3!!!

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners: the Reign of Terror!!!

Dan: Look over there!  In the front row!  That's "The Demon" 
Kyle Bane!  He's stated that he wants to take Mr. Y under his wing! 
He looks quite disgusted!  <The camera zooms in on Kyle Bane.> 

Kyle Bane: <To the camera.> I told you he needs me!  

Dan: That was a quick way to start off tonights show.  Well, I guess 
we have no other choice but to get to our next match.  Martin X of 
Black Power will take on The Spartan of The Pit.  Any thoughts about 
this match?

Dima: They are stupid Americans!  They will be lucky if their match 
lasts as long as the first one!

Juan: I give this match two thumbs down.  If I weren't getting paid,
I'd be outta here!

Andy:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy blast throughout the loudspeaker.)

Andy:  Introducing first, from New York City, weighing 230lbs, 
representing the infamous BLACK POWER, MARTIN X!

Dan:  What's this?  There are about 20 young black youths walking
down towards the ringside.  They are all dressed in "Fight The Power"
tee shirts, black jeans, and black sneakers.  But where is Martin X?  

Juan:  It's a camouflage thing.  You probably don't see him on account
of all the afros that make him blend in.

Dan:  Here comes Martin X!  The crowd is booing him loudly and 
throwing things at him.  He's walking confidently behind the 
youngsters.  The young men reach the ring and they are now standing
side by side marching in place surrounding the ring.  Martin X and
DJ Slam are now entering the ring.  He snaps his fingers and the young
men stop marching!  Look at this display of power!

Dima:  In Russia, when DIMA snaps his fingers, the people BOW DOWN TO
ME!

Dan:  Martin X now raising his fist in the air.  DJ Slam and the young
men also raise their fist in the air.

Everyone:  BLACK POWER!

Dan:  These guys really make me sick!

Juan: The thought of Erkel doing the wild thang makes me sick, but 
you don't hear me complaining.

Dan:  The young men are going back to the lockerroom now, thank God!

Andy:  And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Paul "BloodBath" 
Robinson, and Wolverine, weighing 300lbs, here is THE SPARTAN!

Dan:  And the crowd cheering loudly as Paul leads the way.  Wolverine
follows and The Spartan is in the rear.  The Spartan has a mic in his
hand.

The Spartan:  Come on y'all make some noise for THE SPARTAN!

Juan: BOOOOOOOO!  HISSSSSSS!  EWWWWWWWW!

Dan:  And the crowd becoming louder as The Spartan enters the ring.
Fireworks explode as Paul, Wolverine, and The Spartan stand side by
side.  What's this?  Martin X from behind and BOO-YA!  He catches
Spartan from behind with an elbow to the back and the bell rings.
Referee Ryan Gentle trying to get Paul and Wolverine out of the
ring and Martin X using this to his advantage.  He's on top of Spartan
punching him with closed fists!  Paul and Wolverine finally out of the
ring and Gentle turning his attention back to the action.  Martin
X picking him up and puts him in a Bow and Arrow Submission!  He may
be a racist street thug, but the man knows how to wrestle!

Dima:  Hah!  Only us RUSSIANS truly know how to wrestle!

Dan:  The Spartan trying to break the hold and Martin X releases the 
hold.  He's laughing at The Spartan!  This is SICK!

Juan:  Would you stop saying that already?  Your lame comments are
making me sick!

Martin X: GET UP, WHITE BOY!

Dan:  Martin X stomps him in the face.  He's now climbing to the top 
ropes.  He goes for the Flying Knee Drop, but THE SPARTAN MOVES!
Martin X goes crashing into the ring and he's clutching his knee in
pain!  The Spartan getting to his feet and now in control as he kicks 
Martin X in the knee!  Martin X down on the mat.  The Spartan now 
picking him up and a BIG BODY SLAM in the center of the ring.  The 
Spartan with the cover........ONE.......................TWO...........
.........................KICKOUT BY X!  Martin X with the kickout and 
I felt that was without question a slow count!

Dima:  That is because only RUSSIANS excel in Mathematics!

Dan:  The Spartan complaining to Ryan Gentle, but he's ignoring him.  
The Spartan picking up X.  He sends him to the ropes and FLYING 
FOREARM, knocking X to the mat.  Spartan to the ropes and, Uh Oh, 
DJ Slam grabbing his foot and The Spartan trips!  Paul and Wolverine
not appreciating that one and now they're chasing DJ Slam around the 
ring!  What's this, THE NUBIAN WARRIORS have jumped over the guard 
rail and they both catch Paul and the Wolverine clotheslines!

Juan:  How could they miss those two big, half-naked black dudes in
the crowd?

Dan:  Meanwhile, in the ring, Martin X in control.  He has The Spartan 
in a Figure Four Leglock and The Spartan is screaming in pain.  It 
sounds like he is giving up, but Ryan Gentle letting the match 
continue.  Outside of the ring, The Nubian Warriors are doing a number 
on the Wolverine.  Nelson and Muffasa picking him up and OH GOD!  
They just dropped him right across the steel bar and The Wolverine in 
agony!  And these two men are just laughing at him!

Dima:  Of course!  Americans are very comical!

Dan:  Martin X releasing the hold now while The Nubian Warriors are 
still stomping on The Spartan's comrad, Wolverine.  

Juan: That big, hairy fuzzball on the ground looks more like a gerbil
than a wolverine.

Dan:  Martin X picks up the Spartan and tosses him over the top ropes.  
X runs to the other side, he jumps through the ropes and FLYING HONKEY 
SMASHER!  A deadly dive from the ring by Martin X and The Spartan is 
down!  He picks him up and nails The Spartan with a low blow!  Martin 
X grabs him and SWINGING NECK BREAKER right on the concrete and The 
Spartan is hurt!

Dima:  What a puny American! 

Juan: Get up weeny boy!  There's not even any blood on you yet!

Dan:  Martin X rolling The Spartan inside of the ring.  X follows him 
in.  Martin X for the pin.......ONE........................TWO........
................THRE......NO, THE SPARTAN KICKS OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE!
The Spartan kicking out at the last moment!  Martin X is mad!
He picks the Spartan up and Neck Snap!  Martin X now signaling for
that dreaded finisher!  He locks The Spartan in THE SOUNDS OF BLACKNESS!  
Ryan Gentle immediately calling for the bell and this match is over!  
The Spartan submits to Martin X!

Andy:  The winner of the match, MARTIN X!

Dan:  Martin X still has The Spartan in the Sounds of Blackness and
he's not letting go!  He's trying to break the Spartan's back!  He's 
laughing as The Spartan is screaming in pain!  Wait a minute, a man 
has just jumped over the railing, security, stop him!  That's JOHNNY 
SMITH!  He's dressed in street clothing!  He comes up behind
Martin X, grabs him by his braids, and pulls him off of The Spartan!
He picks him up and ATOMIC DROP!  The crowd is going wild!

Crowd: Johnny......Johnny!

Dan:  Smith setting him up and he slaps on THE GOLDFINGER!  Martin X 
screaming in pain, and Smith applying more pressure!  I think Smith is 
going to put an end to this Black Power garbage tonight!

Juan: That lowlife!!!  Coming up behind someone like that----
(imitating Dan) IT MAKES ME SICK!!! 

Dan:  Uh Oh, The Nubian Warriors have recovered and they see their
leader in trouble.  They climb into the ring, but Johnny Smith wisely
releasing the hold and climbing out of the ring.  Martin X drops to
the mat and Johnny raises his hands in the air with triumph as the
crowd is cheering!  Smith climbing back over the guardrail and gets
a hero's welcome as he walks through the crowd.  What action!

Dima:  This Johnny Smith is a coward!  If he put this "GoldFinger" on
The Mighty Dima, I would bite his finger off!

Juan: Don't they feed you in Mother Russia?  Well, adios for now 
fellas, I've got to get the KING ready for his win...I mean match 
tonight!

(Juan LaFon gets up from the broadcast booth and begins to walk 
towards the back.)

Dan:  Well Juan's going to the back to get Elvis ready.  What a great 
card so far!  We'll be right back with the debut of ELVIS!  Stay with
us!

Dima:  Or I will crush you!