Dan: De Niro dragging Banno over to the corner and now De Niro is climbing the top ropes! Blackjack Takahashi does the same! Both De Niro and Takahashi are perched above their respective rings! Takahashi nails a flying headbutt, but De Niro missed the moonsault! Banno rolled out of the way! Juan: Wow, this is the most excitement I've had in two whole minutes! Dan: Takahashi now setting up Garibaldi for the elimination! Blackjack leans the groggy Vic against the ropes! Blackjack with the clothesline...VIC DUCKS!!!! Takahashi goes to the outside! Blackjack is gone and he can't believe it! Andy: Blackjack Takahashi has been eliminated! Juan: Another one bites the dust! Dan: Vic Garibaldi is the survivor in ring number one! He'll face either "Camel" Joe Banno or Nicky De Niro! Garibaldi down on all fours! He should rest himself for the match, because this is not over! Juan: That is really too, too bad! Dan: Meanwhile, Banno in control in ring number two! Banno picks up De Niro and he gives him a nice backbreaker! Banno now going to the top! Banno up top! He tries to drive the elbow to De Niro, but De Niro moves and now both men are down! Vic Garibaldi is up in the corner, it looks like he's slowly recovering as he watches the action in the other ring! Juan: Hurry up, I have places to go and people to see! Dan: De Niro is the first man to stir! Banno took a hard bump on that missed top rope elbow and he's still down! Juan: Well whoop dee do! Dan: De Niro now peeling Banno off the mat! He's looking to ring number one, smiling wickedly at Vic Garibaldi! De Niro wraps his arms around Banno and he executes a devastating belly-to-belly suplex! De Niro now motioning to the crowd that he's going to throw Banno out of the ring! De Niro picking up Banno by the hair and he picks him up and BOO-YAA!!!!! SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER BY DE NIRO!!! De Niro picking up the stunned Banno, he whips him to the ropes! Banno back and DE NIRO WITH THE TAXI DRIVER!!! BOO-YAA!!! Juan: Oh yes, we should all revere him as a GOD now! Dan: De Niro is gonna face Garibaldi! De Niro now yelling at the lifeless Banno! De Niro is taunting him and now he taunts Garibaldi! De Niro: BAM!!! Juan: Well bam yourself, sucka! Dan: De Niro with a choice gesture for Garibaldi and now he spits on Banno!!! Juan: Is that a Mexican tradition? Dan: OH MY GOD!!!! DE NIRO JUST ELIMINATED HIMSELF!!! Nicky De Niro has just leaped over the top rope and to the floor! Vic Garibaldi can't believe it! Juan: I sure can though! Dan: De Niro now grabbing the microphone! Nicky De Niro: I told EVERYBODY that I am TOO GOOD for the International Title!! I could've easily picked up that greasy cockroach Banno and dumped him over the top rope! I could step right back into that ring and give Vic Garibaldi the beating of his life!! I could pin you one, two, three, Vic, and have this plastic-metal leather strap wrapped around my waist! But I'm TOO GOOD for this piece of crap! I came to the AICW for WORLD TITLE RECOGNITION!! This belt may be good enough for you two clowns, but not for Nicky De Niro! I'm the big swindler around here, you two are small potatoes! I'm the TRUE Godfather of the AICW!! Banno and Vic are just a mom-and-pop operation! So while my business rises to the top, I'm going to take a shower, sit back and watch you two kill each other!! Ring the bell!!! BAM!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro is certainly convinced that he is superior to Vic Garibaldi and Joe Banno! He says that he is world title material and perhaps he is at that but I don't think he should overlook Vic or Banno, Juan. Juan: Whatever! Dan: Referee Thripaq Nguyen is the referee for this match...which I guess is underway. Juan: And look how thrilled I am. Dan: Banno is still out of it after that Taxi Driver he took at the hands of Nicky DeNiro, but make no mistake about it, this man is a fighter! Juan: I thought all wrestlers had hard heads! Dan: Garibaldi is coming at Banno, and he nails him with a Thesz press! He's pounding away on him! Garibaldi wasting no time! Thripaq a little slow to break it up... Juan: Right, I'm sure we saw that move coming from a mile away! Dan: "Camel" Joe is struggling back up to his feet. BOO-YA! Out of nowhere a boot to the gut and a reverse neckbreaker! Banno down, Garibaldi down, and Thripaq is hesitating to put the count on both men! Juan: He probably just can't remember what number comes first! Dan: Garibaldi took a beating during that battle royal, but he has had a breather--Banno, meanwhile, took a lot of abuse and is still feeling the effects of those parting shots from DeNiro! Both these men want the gold, but right now it's a question of who wants it more! Juan: Or maybe it's a question of "who cares?" Dan: Banno's back up, and it looks like he's got a second wind! The pugnacious Joe Banno trading punches with Garibaldi, and he's getting the better of the exchange! Banno takes Garibaldi down with a hard right-handed uppercut! Thripaq being a little, shall we say, lenient with the closed fists! Juan: Let 'em go at it, I say! Dan: Now Banno with an armbar! He's really going to work on that arm! Juan: Oh yeah. He's workin' up a sweat, alright. Time to break out the Right Guard. Dan: Banno's pulling him up, and now he's twisting the arm back...HEART PUNCH!! That is a very painful and very dangerous maneuver!! Juan: I'll bet. Dan: Banno drops an elbow, and another, and now he makes a cover. 1...2...t hat wasn't enough to put him away! He's setting him up for perhaps a piledriver! He's got him...no, he can't quite get him up...Garibaldi is able to lift Banno, and...BOO-YA! A "stun gun"-like move on the ropes!! Juan: Big whoop. Dan: Both men here must be aching! Both men have taken a lot of punishment tonight! And a long night it's been for these two men... Juan: Probably the longest night either of them have ever had. I hear they're "60-second men." Dan: Garibaldi is back on the attack with a legdrop! Now he goes for a cover! 1...2...he didn't get 'im! It's anybody's match at this point--both men are exhausted, but if one of them can reach deep down... Juan: ...maybe they'll find their "manhood"! Dan: Now that was uncalled for, Juan! Garibaldi slaps on a sleeperhold! He's trying to put Banno out once and for all! Juan: Yeah, maybe he'll be sleepin' with the fishies! Dan: He's got that sleeper locked in good! Banno's going out...he's getting to his feet, but his legs are wobbly... Juan: He probably got a whiff of the cheap beer. Dan: BOO-YA! He just dropped down and whacked Garibaldi with a jawbreaker! Juan: He hit him with a hard candy? Dan: Banno's trying to clear the cobwebs one last time! All it takes is one big move, one last adrenaline rush, one final surge, and "Camel" Joe will be the International Champion! Juan: If he had as much sugar as you did before the show, Dan, maybe he'd have that extra rush! Dan: Banno seems to be going for a piledriver again! He's trying to get Garibaldi up...wait a minute, he's clutching his ribs! DeNiro really did a number on him! The pain is starting to kick in! He's pushing through the pain, and now he's going for it again! But Garibaldi drops to his knees, and lifts Banno's legs! Now he SLINGSHOTS Banno into the turnbuckle! The "8-Ball" calls that move the "Corner Pocket"! Juan: How cute. Dan: Garibaldi goes for a cover! 1.................................................................. 2.................................................................. 3!!!!!!! BOO-YA! Vic Garibaldi is your new International Champion!!!! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the King of the Hill Battle Royal, and the FIRST EVER AICW International Champion, "8-Ball" Vic Garibaldi!!! Juan: Well, ain't that special. Dan: This was a hard-fought victory for the "8-Ball," but I can't help but wonder if things may have been different had both men been at 100%... Juan: Everyone would've been able to take a longer nap. Dan: And what about Nicky DeNiro? If he had stuck around, would he have been able to take down either of these two men? Juan: ...or would that Mexican have been able to take down another burrito? Dan: I would suggest that somewhere down the line, you WILL see Vic Garibaldi reckoning with both Banno and DeNiro again! Juan: If I wanted your suggestions, I'd give them to you. Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, we've seen the crowning of our first International Champion...that's one down, and two to go! Up next, the tag team titles! Who are you going with, Juan? The Nubian Warriors or Money and Power? Juan: Hmmm...let's see...do I care--? Dan: Well, one way or another, we're going to find out momentarily who the better team is on this night! Let's take you to the ring, where Andy Burton is standing by with the introductions!