Dan: Nicky De Niro has the Great Salami on the verge of elimination! He's almost got him over....Salami is gone! Andy: The Great Salami has been eliminated! Dan: This match is intense! In ring number two, Jay Harjo has nailed Nicky De Niro from behind! Harjo trying to push him over the top! De Niro holding on though! Vic Garibaldi almost out of the ring! Henry Thunder shoving Vic over the top! There he goes! Vic is gone, but OH, he holds on! Juan: Don't make it sound like such a surprise! Dan: Valdez trying to get a hold of "Hot Stuff" but Huckleberry still avoiding him! Blackjack nails Valdez from behind! Mr. Y is still perched on the top turnbuckle and he's still hurting! Mr. X now trying to shove Mr. Y over the top! Mr. X struggling to get him out! Mr. Y, begging for mercy! Juan: Like always! Dan: I can't believe that Kyle Bane is trying to scout Mr. Y! Mr. X gives Mr. Y a good shove and Mr. Y tips over the top! I think he's afraid of heights! He's hanging by a thread! I don't think he wants to win, I think he's afraid of hitting the concrete! Mr. X now giving him another shove and Mr. Y grabs Mr. X by the mask and both men fall to the outside! Juan: These guys are pathetic! They can't even fall with grace! Andy: Both Mr. Y and Mr. X have been eliminated! Dan: Both men are laying on the outside and they're twisted together like a pretzel! Juan: I'm sure they're enjoying each other's company! Dan: There's only five men left in ring number one! Blackjack is stomping away on Luis Valdez and Vic Garibaldi is kicking Henry Thunder! Harry Huckleberry is standing in the corner watching these men go at it and there's nobody to touch him! Now Huckleberry is strutting around the ring! He's making belt motions around his waist! He thinks he's going to win this match! Juan: Not in this lifetime buddy! Dan: In ring two, eight men still going at it! Huckleberry is strutting around! Vic Garibaldi just looked over his shoulder and he sees Huckleberry! Vic throws a punch at Huckleberry and "Hot Stuff" still able to get out of the way! He jumps out of the ring through the middle ropes! Juan: I'm telling you...this guy's more slippery than a lawyer! Dan: Now Harry Huckleberry has a microphone! Harry Huckleberry: Hey! You people quit tryin' to touch me! (crowd boos) Now I know it's hard for anybody to keep their hands off of this (rubs his body) but I mean, come on--!!! Juan: Oh GOD!!! I'm gagging now! Someone help this man see how truly disgusting his statement was before I throw up completely! Dan: Garibaldi now getting back to brawling with Henry Thunder! Huckleberry feels keen on getting back and he rolls back in! Blackjack now turns around and he's looking at "Hot Stuff"!! Takahashi staring right at him and he's daring him to come at him! Huckleberry is telling Blackjack to stay back! Takahashi motions to the crowd and now he gives Huckleberry a chop! The crowd just went wild! There's another! Blackjack throws a punch! Huckleberry clutches his face! Blackjack puts his hand on Huckleberry's face and shoves him over the top! Huckleberry is gone! Juan: Finally, the annoying pest has been flattened! Andy: "Hot Stuff" Harry Huckleberry has been eliminated! Dan: Huckleberry is running to the back, probably needs to take a shower! HA HA HA! Juan: Dan, you are funnier than....well, I guess no one! Dan: Takahashi celebrating and he gets jumped from behind by Luis Valdez! In ring number two, all eight men are paired off! Joe Banno and Damion Sikes going at it! The Crow and the Shogun of Harlem! Nicky De Niro and JT Savage! Jay Harjo and Mangler! The intensity level has shot through the roof! And now Nicky De Niro only needs a little more before Savage goes over the top! De Niro backs up and clotheslines Savage over the top! Andy: "The Extreme" JT Savage has been eliminated! Dan: We're down to seven in ring number two and only four in ring number one! Who is your pick Juan? Juan: Like I care! I didn't bet any money on this sad affair! Dan: I'm going for Henry Thunder and the Crow! Juan: Well good for you Dan! You sure pick some lemons, don't you? Dan: Joe Banno is up against the ropes now, Damion Sikes is going to clothesline him over the top! Sikes goes for it, but Banno backdrops Sikes over the top rope! Andy: Damion Sikes has been eliminated! Juan: That's strike 3 for Demon boy! Dan: The Shogun of Harlem attacking Joe Banno now and he's trying to get him over, but Banno continuing to hold on! It's getting down to the nitty gritty now! Juan: Must more dribble come out of your mouth every 5 seconds? Dan: Now on the left, we see Vic Garibaldi choking Luis Valdez against the ropes! For most of these guys, the gas is starting to run out! The Crow and Mangler are exchanging blows in ring number two while Nicky De Niro pounds away on Jay Harjo! Juan: These match up's SUCK! With a capital S! Dan: Henry Thunder is on the verge of eliminating Blackjack Takahashi! BOO-YAA!!! DE NIRO ELIMINATES JAY HARJO! Juan: Come on, come on! Let's get this over with already! Andy: Jay "The Hawk" Harjo has been eliminated! Dan: De Niro now taunting Harjo who's going back to the showers! Nicky De Niro: BAM! Juan: Was that lewd gesture really necessary? Dan: De Niro confident that he'll be victorious tonight! We're down to five men in ring number two! De Niro sitting on the top turnbuckle laughing at the four other men! Joe Banno still brawling with the Shogun of Harlem and The Crow brawling with Mangler! Juan: Come on! Someone knock that grease monkey off! Dan: In the other ring, Blackjack is..WAIT A MINUTE!!! The Scarecrow is coming out of the crowd! He's getting in ring number two! The Crow is in that ring! The Crow is pounding Mangler! The Crow is unaware of the Scarecrow! Juan: Yeah! Like a 7 foot guy is really that noticeable anyway! Dan: The Scarecrow sneaking up behind the Crow! He wraps those ham-hocks around his neck! All the other wrestlers have backed off and they're just in awe of the presence of the Scarecrow! The Scarecrow lifts the Crow up and he chokeslams him out of the ring!! The Crow lands flat on his back with a thud on the concrete! Andy: The Crow has been eliminated! Dan: The Scarecrow now turns around and faces the other wrestlers! They're all scared to death of this guy! The Crow is now slowly crawling back to the locker room! Juan: The guy looks like he's ready to wet his pants! Dan: Everyone is afraid to approach the Scarecrow! Juan: What? He's just a really scary guy dressed like some Halloween reject from hell! Dan: The Scarecrow is now leaving the ring and he's following the Crow back up the aisle! The Crow is crawling back and the Scarecrow is lumbering behind him and looming over the back of the Crow! He's just watch the Crow crawl like a slug! Juan: This is just tooooo funny for words! Dan: We're down to four in each ring! Things are coming down to the wire here! Takahashi has "Hardcore" Henry Thunder against the ropes! Blackjack gives him a Yakuza kick and Thunder goes over the top and to the floor! Andy: "Hardcore" Henry Thunder has been eliminated! Dan: What a great showing by the newcomer in his first match! Juan: Yeah! Whatever! Dan: Blackjack Takahashi is rolling over the competition! Luis Valdez and Vic Garibaldi are brawling against the ropes and Blackjack is just watching! Meanwhile, things have settled down in ring number two! Joe Banno and the Shogun of Harlem are in the corner going at it and Nicky De Niro and Mangler are paired off in the other corner! Juan: I say......KILL 'EM ALL!!! Dan: Blackjack now coming up from behind Garibaldi and Luis Valdez! He grabs them from behind and he dumps both of them over the top! Takahashi is the survivor of ring one! WAIT!! Valdez has hit the floor, but Garibaldi holds on! Garibaldi pulls himself back up over the top! Takahashi doesn't see him! Garibaldi nails him from behind! We've got two men left in ring number one! Andy: "The Ruler" Luis Valdez Jr. has been eliminated! Juan: What is he, a Colombian druglord or something? Dan: De Niro whips Mangler into the ropes! Mangler comes back and De Niro with a dropkick! De Niro now picking up Mangler and he tosses the big man over the top! Mangler lands on the apron and De Niro starts kicking away at him! De Niro runs to the other side and he comes back with a baseball slide that knocks Mangler to the floor! Andy: Mangler has been eliminated! Dan: Both De Niro and Takahashi very dominant in this match! Juan: I think it's all a conspiracy! Dan: Takahashi and Garibaldi going at it! Takahashi with a rake of the eyes and a roundhouse right that takes Garibaldi off his feet! Meanwhile, in ring number two, De Niro shoving Banno off of the Shogun of Harlem and now De Niro kicking away on Shogun! De Niro's got an angry look in his eyes as he picks Shogun up off his feet! De Niro lines up Shogun and he clotheslines him over the top! Andy: The Shogun of Harlem has been eliminated! Dan: We've got De Niro and Banno in one ring, and Blackjack Takahashi and Vic Garibaldi in the other! This match is coming down to the wire! Juan: It couldn't happen any sooner! Dan: Takahashi whips Garibaldi to the ropes, Vic reverses it and Takahashi comes back and is met by a sleeperhold! Vic trying to put the Japanese superstar to sleep so he can easily eliminate him! De Niro and Banno brawling and now De Niro getting the edge! De Niro kicks Banno in the midsection, Banno catches his foot, but De Niro with an enzuigiri! De Niro now pointing to his head! He thinks he's smart. Juan: Yeah right, and you're actually funny and sophisticated! Don't make me laugh! Dan: Takahashi still staggering, but OH, he gave Vic a backward kick! Vic crouching over in pain! Takahashi to the ropes, he nails Vic with a Yakuza Kick! Vic goes down! De Niro now picking up Banno and he plants him back down with a DDT! Nice move by De Niro! We may see a De Niro/Takahashi final here! Juan: I wish I was home....I wish I was home...I..