Dan: Welcome back to War... (BEEP BEEP BEEP) Dan: What's that? (James reaches down to his pants and pulls out his beeper. He presses a button on it, then puts it back. James then stands up) James: Dat's A BOOTIE CALL BABY!!!! I'm bouts to gets LAID! Peace!!!! Dan: Wait a minute? You can't lea...well James has left the broadcasting area and I guess I will be by mys...OH NO!! (Dima sits down at the broadcast booth) Dima: DIMA IS HERE! Dan: (sarcatically) Oh joy. Over the past several weeks, "Honest" Nicky De Niro has taken advantage of the Knick Man's injuries by taking the opportunity week after week here on War to bring up so-called "evidence" concerning the Knick Man's background and personal life. Whether or not his claims are true still remains to be seen, although the great majority of these fans don't seem to believe Mr. De Niro. What De Niro has accomplished is this: he has, to some extent, scarred the Knick Man's reputation. In addition, and perhaps most importantly, he has caused the Knick Man to step back into the ring tonight. The Knick Man knows full well that he is in no shape to wrestle anytime soon, and by stepping into the ring in his present condition, he is putting not only his body at great risk, but also his career, and quite possibly, his life. Nicky De Niro is not here tonight to play games. While the Knick Man is showing great courage by stepping into the squared circle tonight, you can guarantee that De Niro will be more vicious tonight than we have ever seen him. Dima: De Niro's frame of mind is to end this Knick Man's pathetic career. Dan: That's exactly right, Dima. I think the smart thing for the Knick Man to do would be to NOT step in the ring, and wait until he is healthy enough to face De Niro, however, the Knick Man is here tonight, and he WILL step in the ring against De Niro, no matter what the consequences. Let's go to the ring. Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! <"God Moving Over the Face of the Waters" by Moby begins to play.> Andy: Introducing first, from New York City, weighing 238 pounds, "HONEST" NICKY DE NIRO!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro hurrying to the ring, and he looks like he's ready for business. De Niro not wasting any time in stepping through the ropes. I hate to say it, but he looks very eager to get his hands on the Knick Man. Andy: And his opponent... <"Go NY Go NY Go" begins to play.> Andy: ...from New York City, weighing 250 pounds, THE KNICK MAN! Dan: These fans have exploded, and they are awaiting the arrival of the Knick Man! The sound is deafening, and here he comes! The Knick Man is on crutches, and he's slowly making his way to the ring. He's still hurting, he's still in pain, but look at his courage! Look at the heart this man is showing right now! Dima: Heart does not matter! Us Russians became succesful because we are cold and calculating, especially in the heart. For example, is illegal to fall in love in Motherland! Dan: The Knick Man hopping up the ringsteps, he looks like he's still in pain. De Niro holding the ropes open for him, mocking the Knick Man! The Knick Man grabs a crutch, and he swings at De Niro!!! De Niro backs away, and now the Knick Man stepping into a ring for the first time in a long time! Dima: And it will be the last time. Dan: De Niro charges the Knick Man with a clothesline!! He ducks...BOO-YAA!! Knick Man breaks a crutch right over De Niro's back! Knick Man whacking De Niro over the head with the remainder of it, and De Niro falls out through the ropes!! This place has come to its feet! Knick Man hobbling around the ring, and these fans are going crazy! Dan: De Niro is irate on the outside of the ring, and he's complaining to referee Ramon De La Cerveza about the crutches! Knick Man putting the crutches away, and he's telling De Niro to get in the ring! The Knick Man wants to fight! Dima: Then the Knick Man wants to go back to hospital. Dan: De Niro rolls in the ring, and charges the Knick Man! BOO-YAA! Knick Man scoops De Niro up and slams him to the mat! I can't believe he was able to get him up! That took it's toll on the Knick Man as well, as he's limping even worse and clutching his back! De Niro back up to his feet, and he swings with a roundhouse right! Blocked by the Knick Man, but De Niro with a kick to the midsection! The Knick Man's ribs taped up, and he's bending over! OH NO! De Niro setting up the Knick Man! BOO-YAA! Powerbomb!!! What an effect that had on the Knick Man, as he's nearly motionless on his back! De Niro standing over the Knick Man, and a wide grin appearing on De Niro's face! Dima: The Knick Man is finished! Dan: Nicky De Niro strutting around the ring, mocking the Knick Man! Knick Man is still down! De Niro could've gotten the three count, but he's instead going to the top! De Niro wants to punish the Knick Man! De Niro perched up top, and he leaps off with an elbow...the Knick Man moves! The Knick Man rolled over, and De Niro is down as well! What courage and determination shown by the Knick Man! Dima: It will all go to waste! Dan: The Knick Man struggling to get to his feet, and De Niro is gonna beat him to it! De Niro grabs the Knick Man, and he nails him with a front neckbreaker! Devastating! De Niro grabbing the Knick Man's legs and OH NO! He's going for a scorpion deathlock! His leg is broken! De Niro's got it locked on! The Knick Man is screaming in pain! De Niro yanking back as hard as he can, trying to break the Knick Man's legs! Dima: These Italians are experts in breaking legs. Dan: De Niro pulling as hard as he can, and the Knick Man not giving up! What perserverance! I think referee Ramon De La Cerveza may even be telling the Knick Man to give it up! There is no quit in the Knick Man! De Niro getting frustrated, and he broke the hold! De Niro stomping the Knick Man violently! De Niro applying a full nelson to the Knick Man! What is he doing?! The Knick Man still laying on his stomach, and OH MY GOD!!! De Niro just pulled the Knick Man up and nailed him with a dragon suplex!! Incredible!! De Niro kicks the Knick Man out of the ring, and he's taking this match to the outside! De Niro is gonna do some damage now! He pulls the Knick Man up...BOO-YAA!! Drops his knee right across the guardrail!!! The Knick Man down on the concrete, and De Niro grabbing the ringsteps!! He's picking them up, and OH NO!! De Niro drops the ringsteps right on the Knick Man's legs!! Dima: Say goodbye to this Knick Man! He is pathetic American hero! Dan: The Knick Man is screaming in pain! That sound is horrifying! De Niro draping the Knick Man's bad leg over the ringsteps, and now he's grabbing a chair! The Knick Man's leg on top of the steps, and OH NO!!! De Niro slams the chair into the Knick Man's leg! And again! This is a slaughter! De Niro re-entering the ring, and he's going to his corner! The Knick Man having a lot of trouble in getting up, and referee Ramon De La Cerveza asking if he can continue. The Knick Man nods his head, and what a show of courage by the Knick Man! Nothing can keep him down! He's slowly pulling himself up as the count begins! ONE! TWO! Knick Man up on one knee! FOUR.... FIVE.... SIX.... Knick Man trying to roll back in! EIGHT! The Knick Man almost back inside! NINE!! Can he beat the YES!! The Knick Man does it! Dima: This Knick Man must like the pain! Dan: De Niro drags him to the center of the ring, and he drops a leg across the Knick Man's chest! De Niro pulls the Knick Man up and he's setting him up....BOO-YAA!! He connects with a devastating slingshot facebuster! I think the Knick Man is lucky to be conscious right now!! He looks like he's about to pass out! De Niro again pulls the Knick Man up, and he whips him to the ropes! The Knick Man hobbles back and De Niro.....TAXI DRIVER!!!! It's over! Forget it! Cover by De Niro! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! De Niro pulls the Knick Man up at the last second! I think the Knick Man is unconsious!! De Niro grabs his legs, and he sets up for a figure four leglock! He's got it locked in, and the Knick Man not even reacting! He's out cold! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza counts! ONE.....TWO..... THREE! The Knick Man has lost consciousness! Andy: The winner of this contest, "HONEST" NICKY DE NIRO!!! Dan: The Knick Man just couldn't take it anymore! You have to admire his courage, but this may be the last we see of the Knick Man! Dima: Look at him! He is motionless! Dan: These fans throwing trash at the ring as De Niro stands over the Knick Man! Dima: I think he is dead. Dan: De Niro encouraging the fans, and he's asking for the microphone! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Yeah! Keep throwing that crap, litterbugs!! Because there's nothing but GARBAGE laying in the ring!! Dan: De Niro picking up a full cup of soda, and OH COME ON! He's adding insult to injury by pouring it out over the Knick Man! Here come some paramedics with a stretcher as De Niro leaves the ring! This has got to be one of the most disgusting displays we've ever seen! Dima: The Knick Man brought it on himself! Dan: That may be very true! The Knick Man may have made a big mistake in taking this match as he's placed on the stretcher! De Niro standing triumphant near the curtain. He will certainly be a force to be reckoned with at Dangerous Games! We'll be back! Stay with us!