AICW Monday Night War Monday, June 15th, 1998 MGM Studios, Orlando Florida Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Roosevelt Cooper, co-owner of the AICW! Dan: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night War!!! As I understand, Roosevelt Cooper, co-owner of the AICW is here to make an important announcement concerning tonight's World Title match! Roosevelt Cooper: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I have to make an announcement in regards to the World Title matchup tonight. If you all remember when The Stone made his return to the AICW, he came with his lawyer and gave a press conference that announced action against the AICW for slander and libel. This suit has been pending and The Stone was ready to drop the charges until the remarks by Byron Brady last week on War. During this same time the Stone has brought so called "evidence" to the courts showing unfair business practices by the AICW by hiring Kelly Lynn as commissioner. Due to her close relationship with Byron Brady, The Stone has charged that there is a suxual relationship between Kelly and Byron. The courts have found need to issue a temporary restraining order from The Stone which prevents Kelly, Roosevelt Cooper, or Nick the current AICW staff from making ANY executive decisions. Dan: That's ridiculous! The Stone can't do that! Roosevelt Cooper: The court will investigate this situation and a decision will be past which will be announced at Dangerous Games. Unfortunately, since we cannot make any executive decisions, The Stone has been granted permission by the court to choose a temperary commissioner until the Pay Per View. He CANNOT choose Erin, Lewis, or Matthews. The Stone agrees and chooses to reinstate ARGIE OTERO for the duration of the restraining order and investigation. If this is not complied with the AICW will be found in default and control will be turned over to The Stone himself. Dan: What?! Argie Otero! Argie: Okie-dokie ladies and gentlemen! Did ya miss me?! Did ya miss Ol' Argie?! Thought I was gone didn't ya! I told you ALL that I would be back! Byron Brady, what's goin' through your mind now, boy?! I knew you and Kelly were corrupt from the very beginning! HA HA HA! And now that I'm back, I've got something to say to YOU, Roosevelt Cooper! I don't know who the hell you think you are, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY fires ARGIE OTERO and gets away with it!! Dan: OH NO! She just slapped Mr. Cooper! OH GOD! She knees him in the groin, and BOO-YAA! Argie just smacked Roosevelt in the head with that microphone! He's out cold! Argie: YEAH! YEAH! Look at you now! HA HA HA HA! My first decree as AICW COMMISSIONER is one that I've been waiting to declare for a long time! Tonight I will erase all the biased decisions that the AICW has tried to pull! They thought they could get away with it, but once again, Argie Otero has outsmarted those peons! I have decided.....to STRIP BYRON BRADY of his AICW World Title and out of the DEAR...KINDNESS of my heart, give it to.... ....THE STONE!!! The Stone has told me to inform the people that he has agreed to defend the World Title right here tonight, against the challenger, "Hard Line" Byron Brady! I believe the Stone is the only true role model and hero that you idiots can look up to! Byron Brady, I will fine you if you even complain so just shut up! Dan: Can she do that?!! James: No doubt! Dan: This...this....this is...CRAP! Yeah, I've said it! This is CRAP! Fans, I can't believe what Argie Otero has just pulled, and apparently we have a new World Champion in Chandler Stone! No matter what Argie does, Byron Brady was not pinned for that belt. Chandler Stone may have outsmarted the AICW tonight, but he has also tainted that World Title! James: It don't matta yo! Da Stone is da champ baby! Knowwhaimsayin? Dan: It's still CRAP!!!! I can't believe what we have just witness ladies and gentlemen! ARGIE OTERO now has TOTAL CONTROL of the AICW until Dangerous Games? That's two weeks away! This is absurd! James: Besta chill son! B'for Argie fire YOU! Dan: The crowd still in shock after the events that have transcribe this evening and so am I! Let's just get started with our opening contest. It features the Triple Threat's Daniel Lewis vs AICW newcomer Adolph Schmutzhaus. Here comes Adolph right now with his brother Hans, both of them with German flags and their swastika medallions. Let's go to Andy to get this match going. (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: This bout is scheduled for one fall. First, at a weight of 250 lbs., led to the ring by his brother Hans, from Berlin, Germany, here is ADOLPH SCHMUTZHAUS! Dan: And oh my, these two men are getting pelted with garbage as they march to the ring and- WOAH- Hans just spit right on a little kid! James: Yo, this German kid is wack! If I didn't have my good clothes on, I'd go out and bust him up myself. But no doubt I gots to look my best for all the shorties up in Orlando! Dan: Adolph and Hans now in the ring, saluting and Seig Heiling each other to a chorus of boos. This match will obviously- hold on a second, what's this? (Flight of the Valkyries begins to play throughout the arena) Andy: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, at 234 lbs., accompanied to the ring by Erotic Erin, here is the Triple Threat's "DEVASTATING" DANIEL LEWIS! Dan: Take a look at Daniel Lewis. He's got a huge Stein of beer with him and German war helmet on. I'll admit I don't take too fondly to Adolph Schmutzhaus, but what a show of disrespect this is by Daniel Lewis. Now he's imitating Adolph's goosestep walk and yelling at the fan's in a German accent! James: Aw, SNAP! Tell the kid to bring some of that juice over here! Dan: Lewis now in the ring- and he tosses the beer right in Adolph's face! Lewis now going straight to the attack with a huge clothesline on Adolph! (DING DING DING) Dan: And referee James Roma trying to gain some control as the match starts. Lewis relentless, now with a DDT on Adolph. The smaller Lewis gaining an advantage here with that dirty trick before the match. James: Lewis is MADD DUMB! He spilled that juice all over the ring! Dan: Lewis now setting up Adolph for the suplex- NO! Adolph shoves him down and goes directly to work on Lewis' legs with his German Deathlock. James Roma going to check on Daniel, but he breaks out before he can get there. Schmutzhaus- try saying that 10 times fast- goes straight for the standing sleeper. Lewis, however, quickly out of it with an elbow. Adolph now with a suplex of his own, and drives Lewis into the mat with authority. Adolph putting the German crab on, a Boston crab with bridge into front facelock. Wow, the looks more painful than it sounds! James: I've been in every position, but I've never seen that $h!+ before! Dan: Lewis finally getting to the ropes, and Roma calling for the break. Adolph goes for the clothesline, but Lewis ducks and BOO YA!- a superkick to the back of the head! Lewis picks up Adolph and nails him with a gutbuster! Adolph looks hurt and now Lewis is yelling at the crowd in that bad German accent again. Lewis now with a Texas cloverleaf on the still downed Adolph. Adolph breaks loose and rolls outside for a breather. Lewis with more mockery of Adolph, now doing the goosestep! James: He can't handle it! Lewis is macking the kid like I was to Erin last night! Dan: Lewis following outside and laughing at Adolph, who is breathing heavily on the outside. Lewis picking Adolph up- no, Adolph dodges and hits a savate kick! Adolph now setting Lewis up. NO! BOO-YA! Adolph hit the Howitzer Bomb, a face-first powerbomb, on the floor! James: JUNK! That German kid killed him! Dan: Quite possibly! Lewis not moving outside the ring as Erin comes to his side! Adolph is back in the ring as James Roma starts counting Lewis out. Oh, look at that, Hans just put the flag pole in the corner, this isn't going to be good for Lewis if he comes around! James Roma up to 6, and Lewis just moved! Look at that, he's back up, and now he gets back in the ring, looking a little shaky. Adolph takes Lewis and whips him into- no, reversal by Lewis. Adolph cracks into the flag pole! Lewis now with a bodyslam on Adolph! Now Lewis putting Adolph on his shoulders! This one is all over! Lewis going for the- BOO YA! Hans just tripped Lewis and Adolph flew over the top rope and down to the floor! Lewis now going off the ropes and SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! James: Kid got AIR! Dan: Lewis caught Adolph with that dive, but hurt himself too against the guardrail. James Roma now starting the count-out. The fans are going wild! Roma up to 7, and both men only getting up now! Adolph punching Lewis down! Lewis with a tackle on Adolph! James Roma just made the 10 count! This is going to be a double countout! Too bad, because both of these men had a great match! And they're continuing to brawl all the way to the back! What a match! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The referee has counted both men out! Therefore this match is a DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!! Dan: Double countout in our first event of the evening and I think this one is far from over! We'll be right back!