Dan: Well it looks like Vinnie Culmone and Little Rich are going to get this thing started! They go to lock up and Little Rich backs off! Little Rich going to his apron to check on his hair! And VINNIE FROM BEHIND AND HE NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Rich is down and Vinnie stomping away on top of Rich! James: Yeah BOY!!!! Put DA SMACK DOWN ON DAT N!&&@ SON! Dan: Vinnie bringing him to his feet and he puts on a side headlock in the middle of the ring. Rich pushes him off and sends Vinnie to the ropes! Rich with the dropkick but Vinnie ducks out of the way and Rich hitting the mat hard! Vinnie with the quick cover.........one........two..........kickout! Vinnie's gonna have to end this matchup and end it quickly! The longer this match goes, the better it will be in favor of Sweet Stuff! James: No doubt baby! I don't think Vinnie can last baby! But James Mack? I's be going ALL NIGHT LONG BABY!!! ALL NIGHT LONG!!! Dan: Vinnie doing a great job at avoiding the big Jolly Gay Giant! Uncle Sal glancing towards the back! I wonder what he's looking for? Vinnie with the irish whip to the ropes! Little Rich coming back annnnnnnd he takes him down with an armdrag takedown! And Vinnie applying an armbar submission manuever! Vinnie showing some excellent wrestling techniques in this matchup! Little Rich trying to get over to the ropes and HE DOES! Vinnie letting go of the manuever. Rich to his feet and Vinnie with a knee to the midsection! He hooks him and NICE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX BY VINNIE! James: Yo man, he REPRESENTED kid! Like the WU-TANG AND SHAOLIN SWORD STYLE SON! Dan: Huh? Vinnie off the ropes and HE NAILS HIM WITH A KNEEDROP! Vinnie up on his feet....to the ropes again and BOO-YA!!! A second kneedrop by Vinnie Culmone! Vinnie with the rebound off the ropes again and AGAIN!!!!! Vinnie Culmone with three very well placed kneedrops on Little Rich and now he hooks the leg for the cover............one...........two..........three!!!! NO!!!! Little Rich barely kicking out! Very close! James: Dag man! What up wit dat? Dan: And Uncle Salvadore looking towards the back once again! Vinnie bringing Rich back to his feet and he applies a side headlock takedown manuever! Vinnie has him in the center of the ring and he's trying to get a submission out of him! Referee Ryan Gentle checking for the submission, but Rich not giving up! Rich trying to pull his way over to the ropes, but Vinnie letting go. Vinnie brings him back up. Irish whip to the ropes by Vinnie annnnnnd BASEBALL SLIDE BY RICH!!!! Rich from behind, hooks Vinnie and BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE!!!!!! ONE.......TWO........NO! Vinnie kicked out of that one! James: Yo man, dat would've been mad ill son! Losing to a pretty boy kid! Dan: Vinnie to his feet annnnnnnd BOO-YA!!!! Nice dropkick by Little Rich! Rich over to the corner and HE TAGS IN JOLLY GAY GIANT! Oh boy! James: Oh snap! Jolly gonna lay the PHAT BEATDOWN now son! Dan: The Jolly Gay Giant is in the ring! Vinnie trying to get to his feet, but Jolly knocks him back down! Vinnie trying to get up again and ANOTHER BLOW BY THE GIANT takes him down again! And The Jolly Gay Giant jumping up and down happily! And JOLLY SITS DOWN ON HIM!!!!!!!!!! My goodness!!!! Imagine the pain that Vinnie must be in right now! Jolly's outweighs him by over 200 pounds!!! James: THAT'S FAT YO!! And yes, I mean FAT, NOT PHAT! Dan: The Jolly Gay Gaint pinning him by sitting on him........one........two........NO! Vinnie somehow got that right shoulder up! The Jolly Gay Giant picks him up. Irish whip to the ropes by the Giant! Here he comes........BOO-YA!!!!!!!! He just crushed him!!!!! Vinnie Culmone is in SERIOUS TROUBLE! James: Look like da big man gonna get da HAPPY MEAL! Dan: The Jolly Gay Giant tagging in Little Rich now! And look at this? Little Rich puts his foot on top of Vinnie and flexes for the crowd for the pinfall...........one...........two...........NO! Vinnie kicks out! Little Rich pulling Vinnie up to his feet. The champs are in control! Rich picks him up and BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED SUPLEX by Little Rich! You may not like the Gay World Order people, but you have to admit, these guys can wrestle! James: I don't know bout dat! They F@%%*TS! Dan: You cut that out James! Rich picking him up and he's placing him on the top turnbuckle! I think he's going to execute a superplex! If he nails this, this match is history! Here comes Juicy Fruit from behind and HE'S FEELING ON VINNIE'S BUTT!!!!!!! That's disgusting! Wait a minute! Uncle Sal coming over and HE WACKS JUICY FRUIT WITH THE CANE! AND JUICY FRUIT IS OUT!!! Little Rich hooking Vinnie for the superplex and VINNIE IS PUNCHING HIM!!!!! AND RICH LOSES HIS BALANCE AND FALLS! James: Yo kid, he madd clumsy, nahmean? Dan: Vinnie setting up....Coach Dike by the ropes and SHE SHAKES THE ROPES! And Vinnie losing his balance as well and he goes crashing down to the mat! Both men are down now, but Rich has a partner he can tag! Vinnie does not! Little Rich crawling over, trying to make the tag towards the Jolly Gay Giant! And he makes the tag!!! And Vinnie in GIANT trouble once again! The Jolly Gay Giant skipping into the ring! Vinnie up on his feet and BIG BOOT TO THE CHEST BY THE GIANT!!! The Giant grabs him by the neck!!!! Here we go annnnnnnnd EYE GOGUE BY VINNIE! Very smart move by Vinnie Culmone! Jolly Gay Giant holding his eyes in pain! Vinnie to the ropes annnnnd DROPKICK BY VINNIE!!! But the Jolly Gay Giant not going down! The Jolly Gay Giant charging towards Vinnie and HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY THE GIANT!!!!!!! He almost took Vinnie's head off with that manuever!!! James: Yo man, I thought I heard somethin snap baby! And that's word to my momz kid! Dan: The Jolly Gay Giant bringing Vinnie to his feet once again. He grabs him by the neck. Lifts him up and CHOKESLAM BY THE JOLLY GAY GIANT!!!! What a move!!!! And Vinnie is in trouble! Wait a minute! Joey Culmone is peaking his head out of the curtain in the back! And look at Uncle Salvadore! He's running towards the back yelling at Joey to come help his cousin! Joey hesitantly making his way down the aisle, in street clothes! Vinnie sees him and he is trying to fight his way to his corner! But The Jolly Gay Giant is just too powerful for him! Joey makes his way up the ring stairs in The Family's corner as Uncle Sal hits him lightly in the back with the cain! James: Yo kid, he scared!!!! He scared of DA JUICE SON!!!!!! Dan: And Juicy Fruit is up!!! And he likes what he sees!!!! Juicy Fruit is licking his lips at Joey Culmone!!!!! AND JUICY BLOWING KISSES AT HIM!!!! This guy is sick!!! Joey extremely pissed off and he's begging for Vinnie to make the tag!!!! The Jolly Gay Giant in complete control! The Giant grabs Vinnie and pulls him to his feet and KNEE TO THE GROIN BY VINNIE!!!!!!!!! The Jolly Gay Giant bending over in pain! Vinnie over to the apron and HE TAGS IN JOEY!!!!!!!!!! HERE COMES JOEY CULMONE AND HE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! Joey is all over The Jolly Gay Giant!!!!!!! Look at the aggressiveness on display by Joey Culmone!!!! Lefts and Rights by Joey rocking The Jolly Gay Giant! Here comes Little Rich and BIG CLOTHESLINE BY JOEY CULMONE!!!!! Joey grabs Little Rich and sends him flying through the ropes to the outside!!! James: My bad! Guess he ain't scared afterall! Dan: And Joey Culmone going over towards the Jolly Gay Gaint! I don't believe this!!!!!! He's signaling for the SICILIAN BOMB!!!!! Is he crazy? Joey grabbing The Jolly Gay Giant!!!! I can't believe this!!!!!! He's really going for it!!!!!! Joey lifing him up annnnnnnnnnnd............... SICILIAN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICILIAN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOEY NAILED HIM WITH THE SICILIAN BOMB!!!!! JOEY WITH THE COVER..............ONE.............TWO............... THREE!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!! NEW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winners of this contest, and NEW AICW North American Tag Team Champions, THE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!! Dan: They did it! The Family are the new AICW North American Tag Team Champions!!!!! Vinnie running in the ring and he's hugging his cousin Joey as Uncle Sal comes into the ring as well with a very satisfied look on his face! What a great show we had this evening! For James Mack, I'm Dan "The Man" Chan saying so long and we'll see you at In Your Face.....Wait a minute? UNCLE SAL JUST COLLAPSE! Oh my goodness!!!! Somebody get some paramedics out there!!! Hurry up! (Camera shows The paramedics running down the aisle as Joey and Vinnie Culmone lean over the body. Scene fades to black.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. All rights reserved. What did you think of the show? Send all comments to aicw@rocketmail.com