Dan: Once again, we're back! What a great show we are having thus.... Dan: The Stone has arrived! THE STONE: It is a dark time in the AICW. The evil empire has tightened their control on us. Byron Brady would like you to believe he is a hero. Byron Brady would like you to believe he is someone to look up to and someone to be proud of. Byron Brady tries to paint The Stone in a poor light. The facts say otherwise, you see ladies and gentlemen Byron Brady is the no good, dirty, rotten, scoundrel that he claims to hate. The proof is in the pudding. Byron Brady is involved in an Alliance who have stabbed each other in the back and fought with each other every step of the way for their own personal gain. Brady went to any lengths to win the world title from his so called ally The Saint and took no remorse in shattering the dreams of his best friend. The Stone gets along with Brandon Matthews and Daniel Lewis like family. You don't see any infighting in T3 a win for one of us, is a win for all of us, we support each other through everything. How is The Stone the bad guy? Byron Brady breaks rules freely under the premise that he has been provoked into it therefore that makes it right. You can't name ONE time The Stone has EVER broken any rule in the books. You can think long and hard about this, but the Stone always wins by the rules. Yet, The Stone is the bad guy. Byron Brady makes SLANDEROUS, FALSE, accusations against people with no proof to back them up for the sole purpose of making a propaganda machine that portrays him as some sort of conquering hero while everybody else is dirt. The Stone only brings out the truth, The Stone's every action in the AICW has been based in truth. The Stone has NEVER told ONE single lie unlike Mr. Brady. Yes, there is nothing worse than a fake, than a wolf in sheep's clothing, but alas that is what Byron Brady is. He is NOT a worthy champion. He is NOT a defender of the people. He is NOT a real world champion no, that distinction goes to The Stone. MY FELLOW STONEMERICANS.....I AM YOUR CHAMPION! The Stone has done nothing but defend the weak here in the AICW. I brought down that evil wife beater Garibaldi and brought his ex the justice she deserved years ago. The Stone exposed Johnny Smith for the invertabrate he really is and brought justice to his disgrace of the Inoki Cup. The Stone rescued to fine athletes like Daniel Lewis and Brandon Matthews from hell on earth to give them a chance to compete in this great federation. The Stone is EVERYTHING a champion should be and unlike Byron Brady, The Stone does not need a handpicked official to secure my title reign. EVERYBODY wants to know what The Stone thinks about Kelly Lynn. Well Kelly you better stop taking the Hard Line from Brady and know your proper position....no not spread eagle and on your back, but as a fair and just leader of the AICW. I know Brady's hand is in your pocket rubbing you the right way day in and out, but YOU WILL NOT HOLD BACK THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! The Stone will slay the dragon that has taken control of this great land and restore it to past greatness. Your vague rules are set to give your man the edge at every turn, but The Stone will overcome. Mr. Brady live on PPV I will give you a chance to become the REAL world champion, I will defend MY title against you, let's see if you have the GUTS to.... Well, the EVIL that has taken over the AICW has struck again. Ladies and gentlemen, The Stone is NOT going to get to defend the PEOPLE'S TITLE against Brady on PPV, the AICW is forcing me to do it right here NEXT WEEK! No my friends this is not something to cheer. This is yet another move in the conspiracy against The Stone. While Kelly Lynn informed Brady of his title shot on War after the PPV, I just found out now giving him much more preparation time than me. The AICW is trying everything in their power to wrest your People's Title from me, but The Stone will NOT allow it to happen. I will strike back against this facist regime and will leave War next week STILL THE REAL WORLD CHAMPION. Mr. Brady, how are you going to keep Kelly Lynn satisfied when The Stone knocks you limp if you catch what I'm throwing. The Stone will come through for the people because he's the man with the plan. Byron Brady, the real champion, the champion of the people is going to smack you and send you straight to the back of the line where you belong. I guaran-DAMN-tee I will be the champion. You may think you have control of the battle, but THE STONE will ROLL next week and win THE WAR! Dan: Wow!!!! What a shocking announcment!!!!!!! Byron Brady and Chandler Stone will go at it for the AICW World Title NEXT WEEK ON WAR!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! James: Oh snap baby!!!! I'm up in dat piece son! Dan: But wait, there's more! Fans, we've been waiting for this announcement! AICW Co-owner Nick Kurihara is standing by with news on the June Pay-Per-View! Nick Kurihara: Hello fans, as you know, the next AICW Pay-Per-View will come to you live on Sunday, June 28. It'll be called Dangerous Games, and will come to you from right here in New York at Madison Square Garden. As a special thanks to our fans, we are pricing this Pay-Per-View at our original $14.95 price. Argie Otero will no longer ruin the AICW, and with the main event I have planned, Dangerous Games will certainly deliver! Several months ago, I envisioned an epic match. A match that would surpass all previous displays of athletic ability, courage, excitement, action, suspense, and valor. With the amount of big name talent that the AICW has on it's roster, I feel that now is the right time to have this match. The main event of the evening will be my long-awaited Dangerous Games match. I have selected seven top AICW superstars to compete in this battle. They are, Chandler Stone, "8 Ball" Vic Garibaldi, "Honest" Nicky De Niro, The Saint, "Big D" Devon Burke, Gino Valentini, and Osmosis. Within the depths of Madison Square Garden will be hidden three flags. The objective of this match is to find and collect all three flags. The first man to enter the ring with all three flags will face the AICW Champion, "Hard Line" Byron Brady, assuming Brady is still champ, that very moment. Combatants can be eliminated by pinfall or submission, anywhere in the building. No point in Madison Square Garden will be off-limits, and the flags can be hidden anywhere. Within the coming weeks, we will have more important info regarding Dangerous Games, which we hope will surpass all previous AICW Pay-Per-View events. Dan: Oh man!!!!! Nick Kurihara droping the bombshell!!!!!!! What a Main Event for Dangerous Games!!!!! James: No diggidy!!!!!! No doubt!!!!!! Dan: Coming up next, our Main Event for the evening! Sweet Stuff will do battle against The Family for the AICW North American Tag Team Titles! Let's go to Andy for this long awaited contest! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is our MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING!!!!! (loud cheers from the crowd) This matchup is a tag team match, and it is for the AICW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! Introducing first..... ["My Way" by Frank Sinatra plays] Andy Burton: From Palermo, Sicily, accompanied to the ring by their manager Uncle Salvatore, weighing in at a total combined weight of 567 pounds, THE FAMILY!!! [Uncle Salvatore, wearing a black pinstripe Armani suit and carrying a cane with a silver lion's head on the end, leads Vinnie Culmone, wearing his normal wrestling trunks, down to ringside...] Dan: There's Uncle Salvatore and Vinnie! But where's Joey? James: Yo kid, he joined the GWO son! He down with dhoes homos! [Joey and Uncle Salvatore climb into the ring; Uncle Salvatore looks somewhat down and depressed, and Vinnie looks confident and determined. Vinnie takes the microphone away from Andy Burton, and after a slight pause, he begins to speak in a serious tone...] Vinnie: Unfortunetly, my partner, and more importantly, my cousin, Joey Culmone could not be here tonight... [There is a mixed reaction from the crowd, and Uncle Salvatore looks up at Vinnie with a surprised look on his face. Salvatore approaches Vinnie, and takes the mic...] Dan: What does he mean his partner can't make it? This is FOR THE TITLES! James: I told you son, he doing his thang with JUICY FRUIT! Salvatore: Tell them the truth, Vincent... [Uncle Salvatore hands the microphone back to Vinnie, who now also has an uneasy look on his face..] Vinnie: You people want the truth? Well I'll give you the truth... "My partner, and more importantly, my cousin, Joey," IS here tonight. However, Joseph, being the man that he is, refused to come out here tonight to take on our two opponents... Sure, this upsets me, it upsets me that my cousin would leave me out here like this... But lemme tell ya something, I've said it before, and I sure as hell meant it! Sweet Stuff, or whatever the hell you wanna call yourselves, get your "pretty little asses" out here, because Vinnie Culmone, being the strait shooter that I am, is gettin' ready to take you boys back to school!! [Vinnie hands the mic back to Andy Butron, looking fired up, and shadow boxing in The Family's corner, and having his shoulders rubbed down by Uncle Salvatore...] Dan: What a shocking developement! Vinnie is going to wrestle BOTH members of Sweet Stuff! May I remind you, Sweet Stuff is undefeated here in the AICW! How is Vinnie going to match up with the big Jolly Gay Giant? James: Yo son, those fags gonna get their groove on with Vinnie tonight! Andy Burton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the GAY WORLD ORDER!!!! ("Macho Man" by the Village People plays loudly in the background as the crowd stands on their feet. Coach Dike walks out of the curtain first. She is dressed in a string binkini and she smiles at the fans as the men in the audience whistle loudly. She begins to walk slowly and suggestively down the aisle as The Notorious GS and Kato walk out of the curtain. The Notorious GS and Kato follow Coach Dike sheepishly, obviously checking out her "assets" Juicy Fruit then walks out from behind the curtain. The Juice walks over to the guardrail, grabs one of the male fans and lays on him a big kiss smack on the lips. He smiles with delight as the man staggers back and the audience members laugh at him. Juicy then continues his way towards the ring as well. Coach Dike is then shown climbing into the ring. She walks over to Andy Burton and touches his chest. Burton begins to sweat.) Coach Dike: Hey big boy! Why don't you pass that microphone over here so I can introduce THE CHAMPS! (Andy Burton passes the mic to Coach Dike. Dike kisses him on the cheek.) Coach Dike: You're so cute! (Andy Burton smiles happily as he exits the ring) Coach Dike: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you at this time! They are the SWEETEST tag team in professional wrestling today and they are YOUR AICW North American Tag Team Champions! The sexiest man in all the land, LITTLE RICH, and the happiest man in all the land, THE JOLLY GAY GIANT, here are THE AICW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.......SWEET STUFF!!!!!!!!!! ("Macho Man" continues to play as the crowd stands up waiting in anticipation for the champions. We then see The Jolly Gay Giant come out. He is holding up in the air a small throne which Little Rich sits on, gazing at a mirror looking at himself. Both men have on their AICW North American Tag Team Titles around their waist. The Jolly Gay Giant continues to carry Little Rich down the aisle until they reach the ring. He then bends down so Rich can climb into the ring. The Giant then puts the throne down and climbs up onto the ring apron as well.) Little Rich: How's my hair Coach? Coach Dike: Marvelous Richy darling! Simply Marvelous! (Little Rich straightens a lock in his hair and begins to warm up for the match) Coach Dike: Oh by the way Jolly, I really want you guys to beat this Family, so if you keep the belts, you get to go to MCDONALDS!!!! Jolly Gay Giant: MCDONALDS??? Coach Dike: Yup! And you can get A HAPPY MEAL!!!!! Jolly Gay Giant: A HAPPY MEAL?????????? FAMILY, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!! Dan: Vinnie is going to be in one tough night! Coach Dike just promised The Jolly Gay Giant a happy meal if they win! James: Yo man, they got the Bennie Babies up in that piece this week son! That's PHAT! Dan: When we return, our MAIN EVENT!!!!!! Don't go ANYWHERE!!!!!!