Dan: And we're back! And.... ("Another One Bites The Dust" begins to play in the background as the crowd stands on their feet) Dan: Wow this is nice! The AICW is going to give a tribute to The Junk Yard Dog! And.... (Brandon Matthews is shown dancing down the aisle to the music) Dan: Oh brother. It's The Triple Threat! James: Yo, I hope they make fun of you Dan! That's phat yo! (Brandon Matthews climbs into the ring and begins to move his legs repeatedly back and forth similiar to the Junk Yard Dog's patent dance. Brandon Matthews mixes in some of his own moves in the dance.) Dan: Well, Brandon attempting to do the Junk Yard Dog Dance! But I don't recognize some of those moves! James: HE DOING DA RUNNING MAN YO!!!!!!! (Brandon calls some of the fans to come into the ring with him. A few kids as well as some beautiful women cimbing into the ring and they join along in the dance with him.) Dan: Brandon Matthews calling in some of the fans to help him celebrate the Junk Yard Dog! He's actually showing some respect for once! James: What you talkin bout yo! Brandon Matthews is DA MAN! (As the song comes to an end Brandon Matthews begins a JYD chant. The crowd cheers very loudly and joins in the chant, chanting "JYD" repeatedly for about 60 seconds. "Another One Bites The Dust begins to play once again and Brandon Matthews leaves the ring area, dancing back down the aisle) Dan: Now that was a nice gesture! James: JYD is DA MAN BABY! Dan: Coming up next, we have....... ["Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys plays over the PA.] Dan: What do we have here..... [Osmosis comes through the entrance to a loud chorus of boos. He has on a paper title belt that says "REAL WORLD CHAMPION" in blue crayon. We can see the staples that are holding it to together clearly. He is also holding a small box. He gets 1/2 way to the ring and sees a boy, age 5 or 6, holding a Byron Brady sign. Osmosis snatches it from him and rips it to pieces, throws the pieces on the ground, jumps on them several times, the spits on them. He enters the ring. He grabs the ring announcer's shirt, shoves him into the buckle and grabs the mic. Andy Burton rolls outside clutching his back. Osmosis hops up on the top turnbuckle and sits down] Osmosis: You see this WORLD TITLE BELT, Brady? Yeah, it's the REAL AICW TITLE! Dammit, I beat your ass once, then that paper champion the Saint saved himself from losing the title to me -- But that kinda backfired, didn't it, smart guy? [smiles] Anyways... I then went on to beat him within a millimeter of his life, but then big Byron took the low road and PURPOSELY got himself DQ'ed. Then he won the so-called AICW World Belt. But, you see, I should have gotten that shot. Even if you don't think I should have, I still beat the new champ a few weeks ago. Now Ashley... Err... Rachel... Ummmm... Nikki? Ah, screw it! The new prez, dammit. You know, the one that gave Byron Brady head after he -- Whoopsie! Just ignore that last little comment, please. [whispering] I wasn't supposed to tell that to anyone, Bob! That's why BB and the slu-- Err, COMMISSIONER, gave me all that money. Anyways, lady, just give me that f'n belt -- Before I get angry -- 'Cause BAD things happen when I gets mad... Dammit. Dan: Osmosis bringing out a paper title? You have to be kidding me! James: What you talkin bout Dan? That belt is DA BOMB! Dan: You would think so! [he stars to get down, then looks at the box and climbs back on the buckles] Osmosis: I almost forgot. Thanks for the reminder, Bob. You wanna know what's in this box? Well, I'm sure you all heard about how I TORE Gino Valantiloso a new ass in West Virginia, right? Well, he said I could have his old one. [hops down] Osmosis: So, in conclusion, whichever of you two weiners wants to catch a beat-down first -- [pounds his chest] Step to this, dammit. [Someone throws a soda cup at Osmosis. He catches it, jumps in the air, and chucks it into the crowd. He then executes the infamous slap-your-bicep-and-then-jerk-your-forearm-up-with-your-fist-clenched maneuver, climbs out of the ring, and strolls back to the locker room] Dan: Osmosis claiming that he is the rightful World Champion! And he may have a valid point there as Brady still hasn't pinned Osmosis cleanly to the mat! James: Dats right! Cause Brady SCARED of my n!&&@ OSMO BABY! Dan: Coming up next we have the match between "The Sucidial King" Biff McClaire and George Muldoon! These two men don't like each other one bit! So let's not prolong the issue any longer! Let's GO TO THE RING! (DING DING DING) Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 235 pounds, "THE SUICIDAL KING" BIFF MCCLAIRE!! Dan: This man tried to pay off George Muldoon's opponents to take dives for him! Tonight the score will finally be settled! James: Biff is the man, yo! Vegas is phat! Andy: And his opponent... <"The Theme from the Godfather" begins to play.> Andy: ...from Toronto, Canada, weighing 233 pounds, GEORGE MULDOON!! Dan: Muldoon charging the ring, and we've got a brawl going on! Fans, Sensuous Samantha has appeared out by the entrance way, and it looks as if she's taking notes! James: She's writing down my phone number! Dan: Muldoon and McClaire have fallen through the ropes! This is a disaster! What are they doing?! Muldoon and McClaire brawling right in front of us! They're risking a double count-out! Muldoon whips McClaire to the ringsteps! OH MY! Referee Ryan Gentle has called for the bell! Andy: The referee has declared this bout a DOUBLE COUNT-OUT! Dan: Muldoon and McClaire brawling to the back! This one is far from over! James: No doubt baby! Dan: Reba Kola is in the back with the reigning Inoki Cup Champion, Devon Burke! Let's go to Reba! RK: Hi! I'm here tonight with the AICW Inoki Cup Champion "Big D" Devon Burke. DB: Hey Reba. RK: Devon can we talk about Steel City Meltdown? Give us your thoughts leading up to, during and after the Kyle Bane match. DB: I was a little nervous before the match. I hadn't ever participated in a Lumberjack match before so I wasn't experienced. I honestly didn't know what to expect. During the match I was concentrating on my gameplan. Keeping Bane off balance and staying aggressive. After the match I was happy I won and a little relieved it was all over but I was too into Byron's match to really reflect on mine. RK: You, and the other Alliance members, suffered a good deal at the hands of Kyle Bane, Argie Otero and the rest of the DemonWeb. Do you think that could be at an end? DB: I'd like to think so Reba.. but I know Bane too well. Remember he pulled a similar stunt after he lost to Brady in January. So I don't think we've seen or heard the last of Kyle Bane. You can hope for it, but I won't be holding my breath. Strange as it sounds I'd miss "The Demon." He might be a vicious and evil human being but he's a helluva wrestler and he keeps all of us on our toes. I think he helped my career as much as anyone else. Like Brady said "I'm not going to play "Taps" on his career or The DemonWeb's just yet." RK: Last week Brady alluded to a possible AICW World Title Match between you two. Is this a possibility in the near future? DB: I hope so. But nothing's dyed in the wool just yet so we'll have to wait and see. It's a match I'd love to see happen. Even with the loyalty that's between us, as Alliance members, we still respect the sport and the fans enough not to cop-out of a great match up like this. I'd love to get a shot at the top AICW strap. But there are some great wrestlers ahead of me in the rankings so.. we'll have to wait and see. Right now the future of Devon Burke isn't set in stone. RK: We all saw you chatting with Jennifer Love Hewitt after Steel City Meltdown, what's the dish? DB: The truth well I just met her that night. She's a nice girl but I'm pretty sure she's taken. I'm not into Hollywood types anyway. In all honesty I want to keep my private life, well.. private. Of course if there are any changes in my marital status I'll be sure to let y'all know. RK: What about your match with The Saint Saturday night? DB: Well The Saint's a tough wrestler. Maybe the toughest in the AICW. I don't think there are many guys that can withstand the punishment that he's able to take. It made the match tough, mentally and physically. But, I got a win and that's what counts. To be honest Reba I think that he's on a mental hiatus. He made some mistakes that he wouldn't have made a month ago, like letting me block the Armageddon. RK: I'm sure you're aware that your brother Andy won the IBA World Title two nights ago when he knocked out "Double B" Brent Banks. Were you there? What was your reaction? This has to be a huge thrill for your family with your dad being a former World Cruiserweight champ DB: Reba it was a great moment. I wasn't in New York for the fight but I saw it on pay per view and it was great. The whole family was on the phone together going crazy. Dad said it was the same when I was in the Inoki Cup finals against Rory Christianson. It was a thrill for me and I know my brother is really excited. It was good talking to you Reba I want to go see the show. RK: That was Inoki Cup champ "Big D" Devon Burke. Back to you Dan! Dan: We'll be right back! Stay with us!