AICW Monday Night War Monday June 9th, 1998 Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina Dan (V/O): The Gay World Order! One of the most feared stables in wrestling today! Feared not because of their massive power and strength! But they are feared because of what they can do to you! Dan (V/O): Sweet Stuff, the reigning North American Tag Team Champions! They are undefeated here in American Internet Championship Wrestling and all the other tag teams are afraid to step into the ring with them! Dan (V/O): The Family! This young tag team is making waves here in the AICW and tonight they get their shot at championship gold! They get their shot at the AICW North American Tag Team Titles! Dan (V/O): Who will be victorious? Will The Family be able to come together and give Sweet Stuff their first loss in their AICW career? Or will Sweet Stuff and their mind games reign supreme? We'll find out TONIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHT WAR!!!!!!!! Dan: Hello everyone and welcome to MONDAY NIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! I'm your host Dan Chan and joining me for commentary is "The Mack" James Mack! James Mack: No doubt baby! You know I'm in the hizzoouse!!!!!!!! Dan: We have a great action packed show for you this evening! In our Main Event, the AICW North American Tag Team Champions, Sweet Stuff will defend the titles against The Family! This one has been brewing for quite a while ever since that stunt that Juicy Fruit pulled on The Family at Survival of The Fittest! James: He did his thang baby! Did his thang! Dan: For the AICW Television Championship, Zeek Monkey will defend his title against the trecherous and always dangerous Mista Smith! James: Yo man, Mista Smith is DA MAN!!!! I still remember when dat n!%%@ ate Riverstorm's bird yo! Dat was PHAT!!!!!!!! Dan: We have some great tag team action as well when Frenzy takes on The Pain Connection! James: I gotta go wit Da Pain Connection yo! Dat rock music is WACK! It's all about WU-TANG BABY! Dan: Also, two bright young superstars face off as "The Sucidial King" Biff McClaire takes on the newest member of The Firm, George Muldoon! James: Dat match is gonna be wack! They both corny yo! Dan: And finally, Ozzy Bates will defend his "so called" Extreme Title against Mr Y! Now remember, Bates' title is NOT an official title! James: He gonna put DA HURT ON baby! Dan: What a great show we have for you tonight on War! And here comes Cesar Colon climbing into the ring, so I guess we're gonna kick this show off with an interview! Take it away Cesar! [Cameras show Caesar Colon standing in the middle of the ring holding a microphone. He doesn't realize the camera is on him as he self-consciously begins picking at his hair. Cameras zoom in on him.] Caesar Colon: OH! OH! I'm on ... well, ladies and gentleman, tonight I am going to have a very special interview with some champions here in the AICW that we haven't heard from since Steel City Meltdown! Tonight, I am going to be interviewing the six month reigning AICW World Tag Team Champions, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! [huge crowd pop] So, please allow me to introduce to you ... the AICW Tag Team Champions, LANCE AND MAX STUDD! [The lights dim as "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie blasts through the arena. The crowd gets on their feet and go wild as Lance and Max Studd both emerge from the back. Lance Studd is wearing a T-shirt that says, "I Survived The Jay Leno Show" on it and a pair of baggy Guess blue jeans. He has his AICW tag team title strapped around his waist and has Max's on his shoulder. Behind him follows Max Studd who is carrying a large hand bag that says "The Campaign" on it in red letters. Max Studd is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins T- shirt, Tommy blue jean shorts and a backwards AICW ballcap. Lance and Max dodge the fans and climb into the ring. Lance grins and walks over to Caesar and puts his arm around him.] Lance Studd: Dude ... Caesar, how's it hanging, bro? CC: Well. It's uh, good, dude. Lance Studd: Okay, enough of all that bull[beep]! Tonight we start the first ever CAMPAIGN in the AICW! It's the campaign to get rid of all the TAG TEAMS WHO THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! In this bag here, we've got some magical stuff that's going to get our campaign rocking but first we're going to talk about what tag team in this dump thinks they're better than the Perfectly Perfect Duo. Well, first off, they attacked us at the last pay per view and we didn't like that very well. Since when are rookies better than the legendary Perfectly Perfect Duo? Since never! I WAS DISGRACED THAT THE AICW LET THIS BEHAVIOR GO ON! Frenzy, you damn well know that Lance Studd is talking about you ... hell, we don't even know your first names, we just know that we get our hands on you, we're going to pound your asses into the ground! Max Studd ... step up to the plate and tell the AICW and Frenzy what it's all about! [Max Studd takes the microphone and speaks in a salesman's voice.] Max Studd: How would YOU? YES YOU out there contribute to our CAMPAIGN! [crowd boos, Max goes back to his regular voice] What can I say? FRENZY thinks that they're going to come into our joint and take over when they're not going to do anything because Lance and Max Studd won't allow it! We're going to put a stop to it, and we're going to do it tonight! By instituting the "Tag Team Who Think They're Better Than The Perfectly Perfect Duo" campaign! Try saying that one five teams! We're going to do it the right way and we're going to get Frenzy off our backs and pay them back for even trying to be better than us! Now, what's in this bag, huh? [Max bends over and picks up the bag and lifts it up. Lance starts showcasing it off by pointing to it. Lance takes the microphone once more as Max digs into the bag and pulls out a long rolled up poster. He then begins to unroll it and the crowd watches in confusion. The poster is a large picture of Frenzy ... then crossed out with a large red sign that says "Just Say No." The crowd all seem to roll their eyes at this.] Lance Studd: What? WHAT? This here says JUST SAY NO to FRENZY! They suck ... they're nobodies! They can't beat PPD! Max ... what else do you have? [Max smiles and pulls out numerous pin on buttons, pencils, erasers and fliers. Lance takes a flier in his hand and raises it high in the air.] Lance Studd: The beginning of a new revolution! THE CAMPAIGN HAS BEGUN ... the taking over of the tag team scene goes on and the Perfectly Perfect Duo remain victorious as well as the greatest tag team in the world. The tour starts soon ... and Frenzy, take it as you want it, but PPD are the best and you're just known as THE REST! Max Studd: [yelling] REMEMBER! VOTE FOR PPD TODAY! ["More Human Than Human" begins to play over the arena as Dan Chan's voice comes over.] Dan: Those PPD ... always good for a laugh, what will they be up to next? James: They wack yo! Dan: You're just jealous James! Let's go to out opening contest featuring Frenzy taking on The Pain Connection! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first.... ("Cooler In My Crotch" begins to play throughout the loudspeaker) Andy: From Tyngsboro, Massachusetts, weighing in at a total combined weight of 460 pounds, FRENZY!!! Dan: Here comes Frenzy!!! And look at this! They have their instruments with them! Den has his Peavey Predator guitar, and J.C. has a pair of drumsticks as they run down the aisle! James: Yo man dat Rock stuff is WACK YO! Why don't dey play some RAP up in dis piece son! Dan: Frenzy climbing into the ring. This is their first major match on television and man are they pumped! Andy: And their opponents..... (""After the Flesh" by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult blares") Andy: From Windsor Ontario and Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at a total combined weight of 490 pounds, THE PAIN CONNECTION! Dan: The Pain Connection, making their way down the aisle and they look very angry! Then again, they have every right to be after the events that took place at AICW Steel City Meltdown! James: Kyle Bane put DA SMACK DOWN on them son! Dan: The Pain Connection climbing into the ring. This should be a good match. Referee Peter Kaplan signals to the timekeeper and the bell rings. It looks like Danny More and Den Frenzy are going to get this match started. They lock up...Den getting the upperhand and backing Danny into the corner. Referee Peter Kaplan calling for the break and he does. And Danny with the gouge to the eye to get the advantage. Den holding his face and MORE WITH AN ENZIGURI KICK to the back of the head and Den is down! Moore with the quick cover..........one........two......and that's all he could get. James: Yo man, that enzuboki kick thing was dope! Dan: Moore with the quick tag over to Dunne and big Steven Dunne enters the ring. Dunne grabbing Den and pulls him to his feet. A headbutt to the face by Dunne. Irish whip to the ropes.....here comes Dunne and RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! And The Pain Connection are in control. Here comes PPD once again! Lance has a big sign in his hand while Max passes out fliers! I can't believe they are taking this thing seriously! Dunne to the ropes and NICE ELBOW DROP! He covers him.........one.......two........and Den with the kickout! Steven Dunne brings him back to his feet. Lifts him up and SPINEBUSTER SUPLEX!!!! Brutal move by Steven Dunne! James: Oh snap! He broke his spine yo! That n!%%@ is madd ill kid! Dan: Dunne tagging in Moore again. Good teamwork thus far being shown by The Pain Connection. Danny Moore picks him up and TIGER DRIVER!!! And now Danny is signaling that he's headed to the top. Danny Moore climbing to the top. High risk move here by Danny! Danny leaps off the top and NO!!!!!!!!! HE CONNECTS!!! DANNY MOORE WITH A SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT off the top ropes and The Pain Connection mean business tonight! James: That was madd phat yo! Da Pain Connection is DA BOMB! Dan: The Perfectly Perfect Duo still holding their "demonstrationg" as Danny Moore trying to tag in Steve Dunne. Hey, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Steve Dunne just jumped off the apron! Steve Dunne refused to make the tag to his partner Danny! And Dunne is walking away with Christina O!!! Meanwhile Den is crawling over to make the tag to his partner JC. Danny is in complete shock! He can't believe what just happened! Ren geting over and HE TAGS IN JC FRENZY! JC in and he's climbing to the top! Danny turns around and BOO-YA!!!!! MISSLE DROPKICK BY JC FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!! JC with the cover........one..........two..........and Danny barely kicks out! JC grabbing Danny. Lifts him up and POWERBOMB!!! Great move by JC Frenzy! James: Yo man, Danny in big trouble yo! Dan: JC grabbing Danny and DDT TO THE MAT!!! And JC tagging in Ren! Double teaming by Frenzy! Sends Danny to the ropes and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!! Ren tagging in JC once again! Den picking up Danny as JC climbs up to the top ropes! Den lifts him up and POWERBOMB!!! JC off the top and BOO-YA!!!! LEG DROP OFF THE TOP!!! They call that the MOSH PITT! Peter Kaplan with the count..........one.............two..............three! And this match is history! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here are your winners.....FRENZY!!!!!!!!!! Dan: Frenzy getting a big win here over The Pain Connection! And Steve Dunne shocking everybody especially Danny Moore by leaving him in the middle of the match! James: He's a FLATLEAVER yo! You don't leave yo boy like dat! That's madd wrong yo! Dan: Frenzy celebrating and HERE COMES THE PPD!!!!!!!! Lance from behind and BOO-YA!!! He clocks JC Frenzy in the head with that homemade sign of his! Den turning around and BOO-YA!!! Lance nails him as well! Max grabbing Den and he sends him flying through the top ropes to the outside of the ring! Lance picking JC Frenzy up.....Max climing up to the top ropes and THE PERFECTLY PERFECT EXECUTION!!!!!!! DOUBLE BOO-YA!!!! And Frenzy is out as this crowd boos The Perfectly Perfect Duo loudly! Security headed to the ring and The Perfectly Perfect Duo making their way to the back! But the damage has already been done! We'll be right back after this commercial break!