Andy: This is the MAIN EVENT of the evening, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, led down the aisle by the ENTIRE DEMONWEB...from Staten Island, New York, weighing 325 pounds, "THE DEEEEEEMONNN" KYLE BANNNNNE! <"Breathe" by Prodigy begins to play.> Dan: Bane coming down the aisle with little fanfare, this man determined to put his arch-nemesis, Byron Brady out of action! Andy: And his opponent, led down the aisle by the lovely Kelly Lynn Mark McMahon, Daron Foley, and "Big D" Devon Burke, from THE STEEEEEELLLL CITY of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 250 pounds, "HARD LINE" BYRON BRAAAADY!!! <"Great American Nightmare" by White Zombie begins to play. Byron comes to the ring in blue jeans and no shirt.> Dan: Brady coming down to a rousing ovation, and he looks ready for business! Both of these men determined to take each other out! Brady steps into the ring, and Bane getting right in his face! We've got a stare down in the center of the ring, and wait a minute! AICW Commissioner Argie Otero makes her way down the aisle! Argie Otero: Alright you stupid morons! LISTEN UP, and listen up GOOD, because I'm only gonna say this ONCE! I realize that there's a lot of tension between Byron and Kyle, and it's gonna take a little something "extra" to keep 'em in line. THEREFORE...I have decided to assign a last minute special guest referee! The only man who can truly CONTROL a situation... ...OSMOSIS! Dan: WHAT?! Osmosis?! "Control" a situation?!!! This guy can't control his own thoughts!!! Argie Otero: That's right! OSMOSIS! And there's NOTHING you can do about it! NOBODY can stop me!!! OH! THE POWER!!!! THE POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!! Dan: What's this?!! Dan: Fans, that's none other than NICHOLAS KURIHARA and ROOSEVELT COOPER!!!! OWNERS of the AICW! They have power ABOVE Argie Otero! Mr. Kurihara has the microphone! Nicholas Kurihara: OK fans, allow me to introduce ourselves, my name is Nicholas Kurihara, and this is my colleague, Roosevelt Cooper. We are the owners of the AICW! Over the past few weeks, we've seen the problems that have been going on in the AICW. And we think we see the root of it all. And we are here to nip this problem in the bud! Roosevelt Cooper: Argie Otero, we are very DISSATISFIED with your performance as commsissioner of the AICW. You're blatant favortism and lack of authority has been sickening, and we will tolerate NO MORE of this foolishness! Nicholas Kurihara: Argie, we've seen enough! You've been on thin ice for a long time! Things have been going down, and you've done NOTHING! We were willing to let that pass, but now you go and join the DEMONWEB?! That was it for us! If Kyle Bane loses this match, YOU will no longer be the commissioner of the AICW! Roosevelt Cooper: And in addition, if Kyle Bane loses this match, KELLY LYNN will be the interm commissioner until a suitable replacement is found! Nicholas Kurihara: Is there anything else you have to say for yourself, Argie? Argie Otero: YES! There is! SUCK IT!!!! If you FIRE me, I'll SUE you! Remember, if Bane WINS, Byron Brady MUST join the Demon Web!! AND I still get to be Commissioner! Nicholas Kurihara: We'll see about that! Ring the bell! We'll be watching you very closely! Roosevelt Cooper: VERRRRRY closely! Dan: WHOA!!! The OWNERS of the AICW laying it down! Dima: They are phonies! DIMA owns the AICW! Dan: Byron Brady tearing into Kyle Bane!!! This is the rubber match between these two, and Brady wants to take it! Brady punching away, and now Bane returning the blows! Both men trading blows with each other, and listen to this crowd come to their feet! Brady starting to gain an advantage, and he whips Bane to the ropes. The big man comes back, and Brady nails him with a back elbow! The Demon staggers backwards, and Brady picks him up! BOO-YAA! Beautiful backbreaker by Brady! Bane's back is his weak-spot! Dima: The brain is weak-spot of ALL Americans! Dan: Brady rolls Bane over, and now he digs a knee in Bane's back! Kyle is in obvious pain, and Brady continuing to smash his knee into Bane's back! There you see Mark McMahon, who is weilding Dama Acero tonight! Byron picks up Bane and BOO-YAA! He nails him with an atomic drop!! Bane clutches his back, and Brady takes him down with a clothesline from behind!! Danny Moore steps up on the apron, and Byron nails him with a hard right hand! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza warning the Demonweb about interfering, as Brady stomps away on the big man! Dima: Do you think Otero will fire Ramon like she did to that puny Ryan? Dan: ANYTHING is possible with Argie Otero! Brady with a bow-and-arrow submission on The Demon!! Kyle in a load of pain right now! Byron putting the hurt on Bane!! Dima: Hmph! Russian Roulette will put hurt on you CAPITALIST PIGS! Dan: Brady breaks the hold, and pulls the big man up to his feet. Byron whips him to the ropes, and misses a clothesline! The Demon back again, and he ducks under another clothesline, and OH MY! He nails Brady with a low blow, and I don't think De La Cerveza saw that!! Dima: This De La Cerveza is blind! Dan: Kyle standing triumphantly over Byron, and he drops an elbow right on Brady's chest! Bane slowing down the tempo, as he gets to his feet very slowly. Bane again drops another elbow! He rolls Brady over, and goes for a cover! ONE.....TWO.....NO! Byron kicks out! You're gonna have to do a lot more if you want to beat Byron Brady! Bane now choking out Byron! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza laying down the count! The big man releases it and now he's arguing with De La Cerveza! Dima: STUPID AMERICAN! Dan: Brady stands up and The Demon nails him with a forearm smash! Kyle whips him to the ropes, and puts him down with a double axhandle! Bane now to the ropes, and he drops a leg across Byron's chest! Another cover by the big man! ONE.....TWO.....THR..NO! Brady kicks out again! The Demon picks up Byron, and he sets him up for a chokeslam!!! He goes for it!!! OUCH!!! Brady kicks Kyle where it hurts most!! Bane releases the hold, and Byron with a stiff running clothesline!! The big man falls out through the ropes to the outside, and now the Alliance moving in on The Demon! Dima: They are cheating! Dan: Foley grabs Kyle, and Burke nails him with a right hand! McMahon and Foley roll Bane back in the ring, giving him a taste of what's to come at Steel City Meltdown in the lumberjack match! Brady picks up the big man, and BOO-YAA!!! He nails him with a piledriver! Cover by Byron! ONE.....TWO..... NO! The Demon kicks out with authority! Brady asking these fans what they want to see!! Everyone in the Garden is on their feet! Byron pulls Kyle up to his feet, and he scoops him up!! He's setting up Bane for the Demon's Pit!! Brady goes for it...NO! The big man shoves off, and Byron falls into the buckle!! The Demon charges in!!! BOO-YAA!!!!! Brady moves!!! Kyle flew up and hit his head against the post!!! Bane is stunned!! Byron sets him up....STEEL CITY SUPLEX!!! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this contest, "HARD LINE" BYRON BRADY!!! Dan: What a match this was, but the Demonweb rushing in the ring, attacking both Brady and the Alliance! Danny Moore going at it with Mark McMahon, and Steven Dunne trading blows with Devon Burke! Foley and Osmosis going at it, and Legion nails Byron from behind!! Dima: NOW the fun starts! Dan: Bane gets to his feet, and now he's putting the boots to Byron Brady! This is a five on four beat-down! Legion helping out by taking shots at Brady and Burke!! Moore keeping McMahon busy on the outside, and Foley and Osmosis brawling into the crowd! Dima: This is the END of the Alliance! Just like us Russians destroyed NATO Alliance in Cold War!!!! Dan: This is ridiculous!! The Alliance is outnumbered! Dan: THAT'S "THE CADET" LANCE MARSHALL!!!! Marshall charging the ring, and he goes right to work on Legion!! Marshall evens the odds!! Listen to these fans! Dima: DAMN! Puny American soldier thinks he can bring home the victory! Dan: Brady starting to fight back against Bane!! They're the only two left in the ring! Everyone else brawling on the outside! Christina O and Argie Otero have started to work over Kelly Lynn on the outside as well! Bane keeping the upper hand against Byron in the ring! WAIT A MINUTE!!! Dan: THAT'S THE SAINT!!! Here comes the Saint!! He's going after Bane! I think he wants Brady at his best!! Bane retreating with the Demonweb, but former AICW Commissioner Argie Otero staying behind to take out her frustrations on the new commissioner, Kelly Lynn! Dima: Argie has gone off the deep end! Dan: The Saint has cleared Kyle Bane out of the ring, and now he's face to face with Byron Brady!!! Brady and the Saint, face to face!!! OH MY! The Saint just shoved Brady!! Brady shoves the Saint back! The Saint slaps Brady in the face, and Brady retaliates with a right hand!! We've got a brawl between Brady and The Saint! Mark McMahon grabs Argie from behind!! Argie still working over Kelly Lynn! Kelly reaches into her pocket...SHE'S GOT BRASS KNUCKLES!!! BOO-YAA!!! Kelly Lynn just knocked out Argie Otero! Brady and the Saint continuing to brawl!! Fans, we're out of time! Join us for STEEL CITY MELTDOWN!!! Good night!