(SNAP)...(CLANG)!!!!!! Dan: THE CAGE HAS FALLEN!!!!!!!!! THE CAGE HAS FALLEN!!!!!!! TROY, OZZY, AND CYN FALLING IN THE AIR AND........ (KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)!!!!!!!!!! Dan: The cage hits the mat!!!!! Is Cynthia ok? Is Cynthia ok? Cynthia is OK!!! Thank goodness!!! But I don't think Troy is!!! Troy took a bad fall and he's knocked out!!! Ozzy hurt as well!!!! Whoever opens that cage first is going to be the winner. WAIT!!!! Ozzy is moving!!!!!! Ozzy is moving!!!!!! I don't believe it!!! Dima: No!!! Only a RUSSIAN can take a fall like that!!! Dan: Well I guess Ozzy's russian then!!! Ozzy crawling over to the cage!!! He's almost there! Ozzy opening the door and CYNTHIA RUNS OUT!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy: The winner of this contest....."The Convict" OSWALD BATES!!!!!!! Dan: BATES WINS!!!!!!! BATES WINS!!!!!!!! HE GETS CYNTHIA BACK!!!!!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!!!!! And here comes The Firm! Alex Raptor is here! Vic Garibaldi is here as well! They are both on crutches!!! James Garibaldi as well! The celeberation is on!!! Dima: This is pathetic!!!!!! Dan: The Firm helping Ozzy to his feet and Alex Raptor passing the mic to Ozzy... Oswald Bates: Pretty Boy Troy, C-Lish, hell, the whole [beep]ing Enterprise! I told you I would get my revenge! And tonight I did! Pretty Boy Troy is no longer so pretty, and hell, I was never meant to be pretty! Right now, I am king of the world, and nothing can take me off! I love ya Cyn... [Vic Garibaldi then takes the mic] Vic Garibaldi: Oz...I'm proud of ya! I'm proud to say, one day, you will be apart of my family... Oswald: Thanks Vic... [Vic and Ozzy hug, and they leave the ring celebrating, with the bloody Ozzy and Cyn, arm in arm] Dan "The Man" Chan: Fans, right now, we got Reba Kola in the ring to get some words from "Simply The Best's" "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome and Westside Walavan! Dima: They are pathetic! (The scene changes to Reba Kola standing in the middle of the ring with a mic in her hand.) Reba Kola: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a receptive welcome to SIMPLY THE BEST'S "HEART STOPPER" ANDREW AWESOME AND WESTSIDE WALAVAN! (The lights black out as "Something Like A Phenomenon" by LL Cool J plays over the PA. Blue laser lights beams to the entrance as smoke fogs out the curtains. Then a spot light hits the entrance as Andrew Awesome and Westside Walavan steps out to be welcomed by mixed cheers. They are both in their wrestling attire, but Walavan for some peculiar reason has on a Red Enterprise tee-shirt on, with his muscle rippling over it.. Andrew slowly but mockingly makes his way down the aisle as Westside Walavan walks besides him taunting at the fans now and then. They seem not to be happy at each other, as Andrew jumps on the apron and slides a bit with one knee. Walavan gets on the apron and goes in through the second ropes. Andrew dances a bit on the apron and steps in through the second ropes. The crowds reaction is flared over the music. Walavan stretches his arms to the side and spins around in Enterprise joy. Andrew climbs the second turnbuckle and lifts his hands in the air to receive some boos and cheers. He jumps back down and stops Walavan from his joyful parade. They both stand in the middle of the ring with Reba Kola as the music stops and the lights comes back on.) Dan (v/o): Why is Walavan wearing an Enterprise tee-shirt? Andrew doesn't notice it! Reba Kola: Before we start.........We......, (Andrew grabs the mic from Reba Kola.) "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome: Reba we need to get the Jolly Gay Giant here to stop prancing! (Just then Walavan kicks Andrew in the stomach and sets him up for the "Pretty Plex." With his other hand he grabs the mic.) Westside Walavan: Don't call me that stupid queer freak. And this here is for my mentor, Troy Walcott! Dan Chan (v/o): Oh my god, he's doing the Pretty Plex. He lifts him up half way, and drops him. What's the meaning of this! He's pretending to hurt his back....And what the? Andrew rips of Walavan's Enterprise tee-shirt, and reveals a new "Simply The Best" tee-shirt! Walavan's taking the mic now, let's see what he has to say. Westside Walavan: Damn Andrew, that damn tee-shirt does make you act like the Enterprise, I felt like a weak loser when executing the "Ugly Plex," I felt like whining right now! (You could Dan laugh with the crowd hysterically, as Walavan throws the mic to Andrew.) "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome: Now comes the boring part...,so Walavan take the mic! (Walavan tries to hit Andrew but he backs up.) "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome: Alright that was bad, it was almost has bad as Troy's talk! Westside Walavan:(He takes the mic) Reba, why don't you be Troy for today? Reba: (Walavan holds the mic for her) Okay [Westside Walavan]: What are you waiting for? Get down on your knees! ["Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome]: And we'll call the Gay World Order! (Reba jumps up with a "whatever" face look. And takes the mic.) [Reba Kola]: Now, let me get with Andrew Awesome over here first. Andrew what do you have to say for your recent acts? You betrayed the Alliance with Walavan and have metabolized an attitude change. What has been are reasons behind? ["Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome]: Well Reba, AICW is one screwed up place. I came in this fed with quote, unquote "Good Boy" attitude. But when you see Argie Otero, the commissioner of this fed, always giving blow jobs for three incher, it made me think twice. How could one be as good in moral ethic in a fed where the commissioner isn't setting a good example? Well Argie, my zippers always open for you, but I charge! [Reba Kola]: Stop that already! ["Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome]: Reba it's open for you too. But anyhow, let's get down to business. I see that Troy Walcott is not too happy. What's the matter Troy? Del Rio stopped seeing you? Or did you make his C- list? All you did was fight easy opponents, and last monday was probably your second defeat after two month or so! So I guess you stay outta are way or we gonna have to beat you silly again! Well enough on 'small nuts,' let's move on to other businesses.Last friday, I kicked Tom Corson's @$$. Tell me, why the heck do you have jobbers let loose in the AICW? I mean, it is useful to beat on them for warm ups, but that's not a good reason. Well, as I look down the line, I wonder what the AICW has in store for me. More jobbers? Del Rio in there? So many people to pick in the AICW, and to me The Enterprise high lights out the most. But those sissies are real bizzy tryin to hang with the pizzeria boys imported from Italy! You guys could wait to see what we do next, but till then be patience well knowing that only Simply The Best delivers the best shockers of the decade! Now, I would like to take this time to talk about Bryon Brady. Brady, poor baby, need someone to carry you? Cause Argie just dropped you silly. You gonna pay hell in the AICW, and in my opinion the best thing for you to do is to leave the AICW before further humiliation. Who do you have with you? Burke? This guy doesn't know right from wrong, well at least he's learning it now. The Knick Man? HAA, HAA, The Honest Man De Niro has taken care of him. Don't you love De Niro? He's so honest and yet he's got a surprise every night! Foley? Hmm, who's he? Fulton? Heh, heh, he's been taken care off. Now Brady, you have no one left. Oh and I almost forgot; what about Mark McMahon? This guy is scared as a cat to enter the ring, he basically comes here week in week out saying he's getting better. Face it Brady, your arsenal of "Brady Bunch" can't get the work done, no siree! Your life is hell from this point on, you even messed with the holy man himself; The Saint! Bad mistake! But you will pay for your sins in due time. Talking about you wrestlers is getting me bored, but wait, I have a surprise for y'all beautiful New York fans right now! Westside Walavan: This goes out to all my fans out there. I can see you! Anyway, all week long, the same damn question comes up time after time after time. Why would I join forces with someone like Andru Edwards? You see, the answer is simple really, even for you idiots. I joined to make this loser over here ( points to Andrew) feel better. You see, he's been complaining about his boyfriend breaking up with him so I gave him something to get his mind off of that. ( Andrew takes a swipe and misses) Damn, that time of the month? But seriously folks, the reason I joined Simply the Best is because the name says it all. This stable consists of the best damn athletes in the god damn world, with the exception of Andrew. Look who we got. We got a definite World Champion in Andru Edwards. We got a so-so International Champion in Andrew Awesome. Plus, you got the best TV Champion to be in me. I mean, come on, who's going to stop us? Well, enough about me. Let's go to your HOMETOWN HERO! ["Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome]: Well New York, it's time, it's time to meet your idol...the man that made wrestling FAMOUS in New York City, yes, IT'S THE "FRANCHISE" ANDRU EDWARDS! NEW YORK CITY.....MSG...MAKE SOME NOISE!!!! ["All About The Benjamins [Rock Remix]" by Puff Daddy blasts over the arena sound system as the crowd goes absolutely INSANE!!! "The Franchise" Andru Edwards walks through the curtain as the crowd gets even louder. He is wearing his wrestling attire. He has on blue trunks with the words "SIMPLY THE BEST" inscribed in yellow script on the behind. His knee pads are blue with yellow "F"s on them, and his boots are yellow with blue trim, and yellow tassels hanging over them. He enters the ring, and once again, the crowd goes wild as Andrew Awesome hands the microphone to Andru Edwards] ["The Franchise" Andru Edwards]- The Franchise is HOME!!! [The crowd goes WILD as we pan the arena and see a SEA of Andru Edwards signs] [Andru Edwards]- And its great to be back. The AICW knew it would happen sooner or later, the moment they saw me put the ink on that sheet of paper tendered to me that they called a contract, multi-millions and I told them that I would NOT WRESTLE until they found me some WORTHY competition. They said, how about Johnny Smith? I said Johnny Smith is one of the worst wrestlers this federation, if not this industry, has ever seen. They scrambled to find names, and I just kept throwing them out the window. I said, let me tell you and share with the world my expertise in the field. I will sit at ringside and show you EXACTLY what these lowlifes' in YOUR ring and on YOUR talent roster are doing wrong. I sat here, for hours, right at that position over there... [He points to the broadcast booth] [Andru Edwards]- And I did what no other commentator could do, I sat there, and I pointed out the mistakes made in each and every match that this league held. I watched from the back, from my home, from the monitors, and I found two men that had what it took. Two men that would be able to be named in the same sentence as Andru Edwards, and as greatness...Two men that were SImply The Best at what they did..First there was a man that the AICW stuck with one of the most horrible names in this league..."Ass Kicker" Andrew....I thought to myself, this man isnt getting what he deserved...I spoke to him about it, and we MADE the AICW accept that name that he wanted to use in the very beginning, and thus "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome is born..They told Walavan, stop being so mean, cater to the fans and put them in the seats...AICW, you now have your greatest faction ever composed here...SIMPLY THE BEST...you want to put people in the seats? All it said outside on that big electronic wall they have outside the Garden is AICW featuring Andru Edwards with Simply The Best...AND THERE ISNT A SEAT LEFT IN THIS PLACE!!! Simply The Best has SOLD OUT THE GARDEN!!! [The Crowd erupts] [Andru Edwards]- and tonight, I was scheduled to do my interview, and its done...but I am in my hometown, and I am going to go that extra mile....El Aguila Negro...I was in the back, and I heard you knocking on my door, saying if you beat me in NYC, it will be your big break...come get me tonight, and I will be waiting...You will be the next victim to see why we are SIMPLY [Crowd]- THE BEST!!!!!!! Dan: Fans, when we return, our MAIN EVENT! Don't go anywhere!