Andy: This contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!! Introducing first, led to the ring by Sensuous Samantha, from Newport, Rhode Island, weighing 237 pounds and representing Bad Boy Inc. here is JAMES "SIMPLY THE BEST" PILLOW! [The camera moves onto the entranceway where a piece of glass is over it with the letters "BBI" shone on it, they disappear and are replaced with"STB" the glass then shatters as "WALK" by Pantera begins to pump over the loud speakers and blue and gold smoke pours out. The smoke dies down and we see two figures in the background. They step forward and we see that it is James Pillow and Sensuous Samantha. They slowly begin to walk down the aisle. Samantha has on a green mini dress with a gray stripe down the side. She also has on a pair of white Ked tennis shoes and has her hair in a high ponytail. James has on his ring attire of long black tights with "I'M SIMPLY" up one leg, and "THE BEST" up the other, a black vest with "AS BAD AS I WANNA BE" on the back in Gold letters, and a pair of black Armani sunglasses. The two climb up into the ring as James poses a bit as the lights dim and gold fireworks go off. They then go over to there corner as the lights come up and the music fades away. ..] Dan: James Pillow confident he'll be able to defeat Brandon Matthews! Andy: And his opponent... Dan: The lights just went out!! <"Sirius" by The Alan Parsons Project begins to play.> Dan: That's the logo of the Chicago Bulls being projected onto the ring! That's the Chicago Bulls PA announcer in the ring! These fans are booing like crazy! Announcer: And now the lineup for the INCREDIBLE TRIPLE THREAT!!! Coming forward, here is the "coach" of T3, Erotic Erin! Up next, the one and only, the Stone! At the center of it all, "HOT PROPERTY" BRANDON MATTHEWS!!! And finally, ROD-man! James: ROD-man? Dan: I believe that's Daniel Lewis in disguise! THE STONE: Hail, hail the champions are here. This has been a lot of fun, but let's get serious for a moment. Recently one of the legends of basketball suffered an injury. It shocked a lot of people. It could be career threatening. Nobody really knows just how bad it is. It's always sad when a great warrior falls at the hands of fate and tonight The Stone and the rest of T3 pay tribute to a New York legend who has to overcome incredible odds. DAN CHAN: Well, I have to say, this is nice of them. This is really classy. THE STONE: At this time we give our tribute to THE WORLD'S GREATEST!!!!!!! (At this point a huge banner drops from the ceiling of the Garden with Michael Jordan's picture on it ala Sunny at Summerslam.) Dan: OH MY GOODNESS!! What an insult this is?! These fans are throwing trash at the Triple Threat, who are making a mockery of the New York Knicks and the Knick Man! THE STONE: MJ, we know how tough those hangnails and stubbed toes can be. We know the courage it's taking for you to play through the pain and we know you can do it again! GO BULLS! Dan: What a disgrace!! James: Yo! Jordan's the MAN! Swish! Dan: Matthews and Pillow ready to lock up. This should be an excellent match-up, no doubt about it! They lock up in the center of the ring, and Pillow pushes Matthews into the corner. Referee Peter Kaplan calling for a break and surprisingly, they break clean! Matthews and Pillow again circling the ring, and this time Pillow applies a side headlock! He's got it on good, and Matthews unable to escape! Pillow grinding it down, but Matthews shoves Pillow off to the ropes! Pillow back, and Matthews connects with a dropkick! What a feud developing here between T3 and Bad Boy Inc, and what a match it will be at Steel City Meltdown! James: My ROD is made of STEEL! Dan: This is no place for tasteless remarks, Dima! Matthews applies a front face-lock, and Pillow punches him in the gut! Pillow whips him to the ropes, but he put his head down! DDT by Matthews! Matthews picks him up...DIAMOND CUTTER! What fast paced action! ONE.....TWO.....NO! Pillow kicks out and rolls to the outside to discuss strategy with Samantha! James: I'll discuss something with Samantha! Dan: Wait a minute! Best of the Best have appeared at ringside! Shaun and Johnathan Riche coming down the aisle to even up the sides! Shane Diamond still nowhere to be seen! Matthews staring at Best of the Best, and Pillow using this to his advantage! He sneaks back into the ring, and nails Matthews from behind with a forearm smash to the back of the neck! Matthews goes down, and Pillow with a legdrop! He's stomping away on Matthews, and tensions are starting to rise up at ringside! Pillow goes up to the top rope! What is he doing?! MOONSAULT by Pillow! HE MISSED! Matthews put his knees up at the last second, and Pillow landed right on top of them! This has been a see-saw battle since the beginning! Pillow down as Matthews now goes up to the top rope! OH NO! Matthews with a MOONSAULT! Now HE misses! Pillow rolled out of the way, and Matthews hit the canvas! James: They ain't got the skills! Dan: Pillow up to his feet first, and he pulls Matthews up, and sends him to the ropes! FRANKENSTEINER by Pillow! Right on the money! Pillow again going up to the top! He's waiting for Matthews to get up! BOO-YAA!! Pillow with a missle dropkick right in the kisser! Matthews rolls out of the ring to the outside, but Bad Boy Inc right there! Best of the Best taking shots! Matthews is in trouble, and now Lewis and The Stone able to chase Best of the Best away! It's starting to get bad outside the ring! James: Yo, they were just trying to help him! Dan: Lewis and Stone helping Matthews up, and they roll him back in the ring. Pillow and Matthews lock up again, and Pillow lifts a knee to the midsection. He turns Matthews around and BOO-YAA! Dragon suplex into a bridge! ONE.....TWO..... NO! Matthews stays alive! Pillow questioning referee Peter Kaplan's count, and Matthews gets to his feet! He's waiting behind Pillow! Pillow turns around...kick to the midsection by Matthews! BOO-YAA! Powerbomb by Matthews! There's a cover! ONE.....TWO..... THR..NO! So close! Matthews pulls Pillow up, and whips him to the ropes! Frankensteiner by Matthews into a pinning combo! Beautiful! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! NO! Only a two! Matthews arguing with Peter Kaplan, and OH NO! Lewis nails Pillow with a Dennis Rodman style headbutt near the ropes!! Stone pulls Pillow out of the ring! Matthews still arguing! Stone slamming Pillow's head on the concrete like a basketball! Erotic Erin has a microphone! Erotic Erin: Check that killer crossover! I'm going to have to call a TECHNICAL FOUL on YOU FANS for cheering for a bunch of LOSERS like the Knicks who got their butts handed to them by the Pacers! And I call a second T on Sam for stealing Hollywood's thunder by being the only creature on earth that can dwarf Godzilla! Dan: WHAT?! Bad Boy Inc. isn't going to stand for this anymore! Best of the Best and Lewis and Stone going at it on the outside! Pillow getting back in the ring, and OH MY GOD!!!! We've got a cat-fight on the outside! Samantha just jumped Erin!! They're pulling each other's hair out! Matthews catches Pillow with a side Russian legsweep!! There's the Heartbreaker! He's got it hooked in! James: OH SNAP! The shorties is gettin' it on! Dan: Matthews has the Heartbrea...OH NO! That's Shane Diamond! Diamond nails Matthews in the head with a steel chair!! Dan: Referee Kaplan calls for the bell, and we've got a huge brawl breaking out! Andy: The winner of this contest, as a result of a disqualification, "HOT PROPERTY" BRANDON MATTHEWS!!! Dan: OH NO! Diamond jumps over the top rope with that steel chair!!! He nails Lewis in the head! This is crazy! The catfight has spilled over into the crowd, and here comes security! Security separating Erin and Samantha!! James: DAMN! Dan: Here comes the NYPD!!! They're separating T3 and Bad Boy Inc!! We've got to take another break, and when we return, hopefully this mess will be straigtened out!