(The scene opens in the woods. These woods seem especially creepy. The
trees are green, and the grass is tall, but something doesn't seem
right. All of a sudden, you see a man in his mid twenties run through
the woods as if something is chasing him. He is running scared and
looking behind him. The camera then swithes to the viewpoint of
whatever is chasing him. The camera is low to the ground, and you can
hear snarling noises. Whatever this thing is, It is chasing this man,
and
getting closer, and closer. Finally, it gets about three feet away
from this unfortunate person and leaps. A split second before it hits,
the camera goes black. In red gothic letters, the words "Instrument Of
Destruction" go across the screen. The screen goes black again In red
gothic letters again, the screen reads "Zeek Monkey". A voiceover then
comes on.)

VOICEOVER: Some are predators... everyone else is prey. Get the new
Zeek Monkey shirt, and feel the pain.

(Then a full image of the shirt comes on the screen, showing a black
shirt with "Instrument Of Destruction" written in gothic letters on
the front and "Zeek Monkey" written in the same style on the back.)

Dan: Nikki Electra modeling the new Zeek Monkey shirt at ringside, and
what is that voice?

("I know you gonna dig this!" can be heard though the speakers)

Dan: What...that voice sounded familier...who was that?

James: OH SNAP!  Trouble is on the way!

("Smack my Bitch Up" from Prodigy begins to pump throughout the arena.)

Dan: Who is that?

James: I think its...

(The curtain is pulled apart revealing "Camel" Joe Banno with shoulder
length blond hair, a blond goatee.  The crowds jumps to there feet.
Three guys at ringside are bowing toward Banno.)

Dan: Is that Banno?  Thats "Camel" Joe Banno.  He looks different.

James: Yo!  He's back up in da hizzouse!

Dan: Its been a while since we've seen "Camel" Joe Banno.  I dont
think Argie is going to be happy with this.  She kick him out of the
AICW. What is he doing here and where is his Rat Pack?

(Banno makes his way into the ring.  He is wearing black jeans, and a
black leather jacket with Throbbing Members in red written on the
back.  He asks for the mic.)

Dan: Throbing Members...thats not a sexual referance is it?

James: I'll show you a throbbing member!

(Banno grabs the mic.  He walks to the center of the ring with a giant
smile on his face.)

Banno: Hello, Its been a while!

(The crowd goes crazy)

Banno: Quite a surprise huh?  (Laughs)  Argie...I told ya I'd be back.
(Turns away from camera and speaks soft and under his breath.) Bitch.
(Turns back to the camera with a wild look in his eyes).  And the is
nothin (begins to yell) that you or the jerk offs behind the sceens of
the AICW can do
about it.  I did my time, now you'll pay the price this shit I have
had to go through to get back to where I belong.  At the top AICW.
(Calms down)  So now...Jesus...where to begin.  How about with
Township Rebellion...

(The crowd once again raises their volume)

Banno: Well the Township Rebellion is NO MORE.  Thanks to my new
BITCH...Mrs. Otero, Township Rebellion is DEAD.

(The Crowd boos and begin chanting die Argie die)

Banno: Thats the spirit people...get pissed.  (Gives a gesture to the
crowd to calm down) Hey, I always pull through for my people.  I have
asembled a cast of three men including myself, that will single
handedly take over.  So now, I would like to introduce...

Dan: Who's gonna let this guy back in?

James: I dont know, yo!

Banno: I know you gonna dig this.  I went out west and found two men
very suitable for my needs.  Here they are The Throbbing
Members..."Sunset" Tommy Jobber and the other man...you know him, you
love him...Stephon T. Davis...!

("Sunset" Tommy Jobber struts to the ring wearing blue jeans and a
white shirt with the words I job to nobody written on front.  He has
black hair spiked up in the front.  Stephon T. Davis is wearing a pair
of denium shorts with no shirt and wrestling boots on.  He is bald
with a fu man chew gotee.)

Dan: WOW...Banno and Davis together again back in the AICW much to
Mrs. Otero's dismay.  The Throbing Members...where to they come up
with this stuff?

James: Yo!  These guys are PHAT!

(The crowd is going crasy.  There are already signs in the crowd with
"MY MEMBER IS THROBING" and "I KNOW YOU GONNA DIG THIS!")

Banno: Get in here guys.  I told you Stephon.  It took a little longer
than I expected, but hey...we are here, and have a chance to do what
we set out to do before...raise some hell and take over the AICW!

Stephon: The last time you saw me, I was the TV champ...I had a
problem and the AICW took my belt.  Hey, no big deal...Im back...and
the so called champ Legion...that belt is mine...I want it, so
therefore, Im gonna take it.

Jobber: AICW, happy to be here...Im a man of few words.  Short but
sweet. Chris Del Rio, you, my friend, are not the Ultimate Male.  Look
at this body...look at my member...I AM THE ULTIMATE  MALE...and I
will be the Ultimate champion.

Banno: So there it is Argie...as you well know, my main focus right
now is kickin your behind Otero.  So these rumors of you joining the
Demonweb better be true cause your ass needs sombody to save it.  Oh
ya, Nicky De Niro, you fat homo...I didn't forget about you ya little
gimp.  Your ass is my ass now. I know you dig that...Later...CHUMP!

(The three men exit the ring with the crowd going crazy for them)

Dan: Unbelieveable, never that I would see this.

James: Yo, I never saw this coming!

Dan: Fans, we're gonna take another break, but we'll be back!