AICW Monday Night War
Monday, May 25, 1998
Madison Square Garden, New York, New York

<Footage from the first ever meeting between "Hard Line" Byron Brady
and "The Demon" Kyle Bane appears on the screen.  This caption appears
on screen:

"Brady vs. Bane I
New Year's Revolution
Sunday, January 25, 1998
Fleet Center, Boston, Massachusetts"

Dan: BOO-YAA!!!  Right in the center of the ring!!  Referee James Roma
entering the cage now, but Bane isn't going for the pin!!  Referee
Roma is surprised and now Bane is cockily climbing up the cage again!
Brady has rolled over on his stomach.  Mark McMahon and Kelly Lynn
shouting words of encouragement to Byron!  Kyle Bane is standing on
the very top of the cage!!  He's balancing himself!!  He's gonna try
and put away Brady for good!  Bane perched high up on top of the cage!
Brady now getting to his feet!  OH MY!!!  Byron Brady bumped himself
into the cage and Kyle Bane lost his balance and he's singin' soprano
on the top of the cage!!!

Dima: That must've hurt!

Dan: Byron Brady is climbing up the cage!!!  He's responding to his
fans!!  Mark McMahon and Kelly Lynn telling the fans to get on their
feet!!!  This place has become electrified!!!  Byron Brady and Kyle
Bane are on the top of the cage!!  Wait a minute!!!  Mr. Y is sneaking
down to ringside with that 'Z'!!  Brady setting up Kyle Bane!!!  He's
hooked him in!!!  Could we see the unthinkable
happen?!!  Byron Brady has Kyle Bane in the Steel City Suplex!!!
BOO-YAAA!!!  Steel City Suplex from the top of the cage!!!  Both men
are down!!  Everyone shouting to Brady to roll over and cover Kyle
Bane!  Referee James Roma is ready to count a pinfall!  Brady drapes
his arm on top of Kyle!  ONE...............TWO.................

THREEE!!!!!

Michael Tuffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match at a
time of 44 minutes and 13 seconds, and NEEEEWWWWWWW AICW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "HARD LIIIINE" BYROOOON BRAAAADYYYY!!!

<That scene is quickly replaced with footage of the second meeting
between "Hard Line" Byron Brady and "The Demon" Kyle Bane.  The
following caption appears on screen:

"Brady vs. Bane II
No Gimmicks Needed
Sunday, February 22, 1998.
Georgia Dome, Atlanta, Georgia"

Dan: Brady now picking up Kyle.  He picks him up for the Steel City
Suplex!!  This is it!  Byron's gonna put him away!  He's got Bane up!!
 He's holding him for all the world to see!  Wait a minute!  Kyle
falls out of his grasp and he turns it into a roll up!!!

ONE.....

TWO........

THREE!!!!  Bane wins it!!!  What a show of intestinal fortitude!!

Dan (V/O): Tonight, these two titans will meet in what may be termed
the "rubber" match between them!  In the past, they've fought for
titles, and they've fought for honor!  Tonight....they will give the
fight of their lives on MONDAY NIGHT WAR!!!!!

The screen explodes into the Monday Night War logo, which fades into a
live shot of Madison Square Garden.  We scan the crowd, and see that
they are hot for the action.  The camera next focuses on Dan and
James, who sit at the broadcast booth at ringside.>

Dan: Fans, welcome to WAR!  I'm Dan "The Man" Chan, and with me today
is and "The Mack" James Mack!  What a night of action we've got for
you tonight!  In our MAIN EVENT, "Hard Line" Byron Brady takes on "The
Demon" Kyle Bane!  In addition, "The Convict" Oswald Bates meets
"Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott in a DEADLY CYNS MATCH!  Where he...OH!
Speaking of Bates and Walcott, it seems that the ENTERPRISE has just
arrived here at the Garden along with Cyn!!  Do we have a cameraman in
position?!

<The camera shows the driveway ramp of the Garden.  A long limousine
is slowly descending down the ramp, but stops because of the large
amount of fans surrounding the limo.>

Dan: Fans, it looks as if they're gonna walk in!  There's a bunch of
fans surrounding the limo, preventing it from entering!  THERE THEY
ARE!!  That's Troy Walcott and Chris Del Rio!  And THERE'S CYN!!  The
Enterprise dragging Cyn into the Garden!  The fans are in shock, and
WAIT A MINUTE!!  Ozzy Bates is on the scene, trying to free Cyn!  He's
going at it with Del Rio!!  Walcott dragging Cyn inside, and Bates
still tied up with Del Rio!

James: Bates just got slapped down!

Dan: Cyn has eluded Bates yet again, who is now chasing Del Rio down
33rd street!!  The fans are following this, let's get some security
and bring these guys back inside the building!  Fans, let's go to the
ring for our opening contest!

(DING DING DING)

Andy Burton:  Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 235 pounds,
here is "The Sucidial King" BIFF MCCLAIRE!

Dan:  And here comes Biff McClaire to a mixed reaction from this sold
out crowd in New York!

James:  Yo, there's madd people up in this piece!

Dan: Biff McClaire rolling into the ring and he looks hyped for this
one!  His first AICW Television Match live in Madison Square Garden!

James:  No doubt!  The house of the MACK!

Andy:  And his opponent.....

("Macho Man" by The Village People plays throughout the arena)

Andy:  Being accompanied to the ring by Kato, from the Artics,
weighing in at 280 pounds, the newest member of The Gay World Order,
here is THE NOTORIOUS GS!

Dan:  Well, the music of The Gay World Order is playing, but no sign
of The Notorious One!  Wait...here comes two men!  They are both
dressed in mask!  And they are both wearing blue jeans and pink GWO
tee shirts!  I wonder which man is The Notorious GS?

James:  Yo, they twins son!!!

Dan:  Both men climbing into the ring, but Referee James Roma refusing
to let them both in!  One of them is stepping out and we're about
ready to go!  The bell sounds and they lock up!  McClaire with the
armdrag takedown hold, and he releases the masked man!  McClaire
bouncing off the ropes....Masked Man gets up and NICE DROPKICK by
McClaire!  The masked man falls down and McClaire with the
cover.........one........two......NO!  He can't get em!

James:  He shoulda pulled the tights yo!  That would've been PHAT!

Dan:  It would have been CHEATING!  Both men on their feet!  The
Masked Man charging McClaire!  HIP TOSS BY MCCLAIRE AND THE MASKED MAN
GOES FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES!!!  McClaire going aerial as he's
climbing up to the top ropes!  Masked Man beginning to recover!
McClaire leaps off the top ropes and BOO-YA!!!  450 DEGREE SPLASH!!!
Wait a minute!  The second Masked Man pulls McClaire off the first,
and rolls him into the ring!  And the referee doesn't even notice the
difference!

James:  He madd DUMB KID!

Dan:  Masked Man number two picking "The Sucidial King" up and brings
him down with the body slam!  The second masked man with the
cover.....one........two........only a two count!  The Masked Man to
the ropes and BIFF MOVES!!!!  The masked man tried for the elbow drop
but McClaire saw it coming!  McClaire climbing back to the top!  High
risked move here by McClaire!  Masked Man getting to his feet and
BOO-YA!!!!  ASAI MOONSAULT!!!  And the crowd liking what they are
seeing from McClaire tonight as they applaud that great move!

James:  Oh SNAP!!!!  That was MADD ILL SON!!!

Dan:  And look at this?  Is that "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio?
Yes, it is!  The International Champion is in the crowd, and he's
watching this match!  I wonder why he's here?

James:  He's just chilling!

Dan:  Anyway, McClaire bringing the masked man to his feet!  A kick to
the midsection by McClaire!  Grabs the masked man and BOO-YA!!!
Swinging Neckbreaker!  And Biff McClaire in control of this one and....

(The Theme From "The Godfather" begins to play softly in the arena.)

Dan:  Oh boy!  I think that might be a message for Mr McClaire!

James:  Yeah kid!  Big G Money's gonna set it on him!

Dan:  McClaire trying to keep his focus on the match, but that music
has got to be a distraction!  McClaire setting him up for a suplex and
BLOCKED by the masked man!  And The Masked Man reverses it!  Great
move!  The masked man with the
cover..........one..........two..........NO!!!  Kickout!!!  The Masked
Man bringing McClaire to his feet and.....

(The music starts to get louder)

Dan:  And here comes GEORGE MULDOON!  McClaire with a poke to the eye
of the masked man and.....ENZUIGARI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!  The
Masked Man is down!!!  And McClaire now turning toward Muldoon and
George smiles and "The Sucidial King"  The Masked Man getting to his
feet and he runs from behind and BOO-YA!!  Big clothesline sends
Muldoon over the top ropes!!!!!  WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!  THATS THE
NOTORIOUS GS!!!!!  The Notorios GS jumps over the guardrail and
BOO-YA!!!!!!  Cracks "The Sucidal King" across the head with a
chair!!!!  The two masked men taking off their mask and...I should've
known!  It's Juicy Fruit and Kato of the Gay World Order!  The
Notorious GS holding up Biff and here comes Juicy and JUICY FRUIT
KISSES MCCLAIRE RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!!!  DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

James:  Yo kid, that's nasty yo!

Dan:  The Notorious GS rolling McClaire in the ring and referee James
Roma looks very confused!  He doesn't know what to make of this
situation.  The Notorious One lifts him up and BOO-YA!!!  Big
shoulderbreaker by GS!  Notorious with the
cover.......one.......two.......three!!!  NO!!!  Can't quite get him!
The Notorious brings him back to his feet.  Irish Whip to the ropes
and JAMES ROMA GETS IN THE WAY!!!!  James Roma getting in the way and
OH BOY!!!  Biff is in trouble now!  McClaire coming back....Notorious
misses the clothesline.....McClaire springing off the second rope and
FLYING BULLDOG!!!!!!  Great move!!!!!  And George Muldoon is
applauding McClaire!

James:  Yeah, that move was dope!!!!

Dan:  Muldoon is on the apron and McClaire and Muldoon staring off.

George Muldoon:  Biff...I watched your match, and you are the worst
<beep>ing  wrestler I have ever seen! (Unknowing to Biff, George is
reaching in his pocket) and to show my appreciation...(He then throws
some white powder in Biff's face)...Have some magic dust!

Dan:  OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!  Muldoon just nailed McClaire with that
dust!!!  McClaire staggering back!!!!  He can't see a thing!!!!!
McClaire staggering right into The Great Salami!!!  Salami picks him
up and LETHAL INJECTION!!!  It's all over!!!!!  The Salami going over
and he's waking up the referee!!  James Roma crawling over, Salami
with the cover....ONE......TWO......THREE!!!

(DING DING DING)

Andy Burton:  The winner of this contest, THE NOTORIOUS GS!!!!!

Dan:  The Notorious GS getting the victory over Biff McClaire thanks
to his Gay World Order friends and "King George" of The Firm!  Juicy
Fruit is in the ring and he's rubbing his hands ALL OVER MCCLAIRES
BODY!!!!  And The Gay World Order leaving the ring with their hands in
the air in victory!  Here comes George Muldoon!  Muldoon helping
McClaire to his feet and he has the mic!  Let's listen in....

George Muldoon:  There is no escape from Muldoon Madness!

Dan:  BOO-YA!!!!  Slams that microphone right across the head of
McClaire!  And MULDOON SLAPS ON THE FIGURE FOUR!!!!!!  He's gonna take
him out right now!!!!!  Muldoon slapping on that figure four and
referee James Roma trying to get him off!  Muldoon refusing to let go
of that punishing move!!!  And McClaire just past out from the pain!!!
 Muldoon continuing to apply more pressure and here comes some AICW
officials!!!  The officials pulling on Muldoon and finally King George
lets it go!  He grabs the mic again...

George Muldoon:  THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MULDOON MADNESSSSSSS...

Dan:  And George Muldoon raising his hands in the air to a mixed
reaction from the crowd!  I never seen this nasty side of Muldoon!  I
guess he really does belong in The Firm!  Stay with us!