Dan: NO!!!!! That mystery skateboarder just entered the ring and he clocked Fulton right across the back of the head with that skateboard! And Peter Kaplan has had enough and he's gonna throw this one out! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winners of this match, as a result of a disquallification, the team of Michael Fulton, @$$ Kicker Andrew, and Westside Walavan!!! Dan: The skateboard man and Enterpeneurs Inc in the ring doing a number on Fulton! Wait a minute! A man in a hooded sweatshirt just jumped over the guardrail! And he has a CHAIR! The hooded man enters the ring and BOO-YA!!! Clocks the mystery surfer with the chair and he goes flying through the ropes! Here comes Walters and and here comes Westside and Andrew! Walavan clotheslining Walters over the top ropes and Andrew with a superkick to Howard, sending him flying as well! And Troy Walcott is all alone in the ring!!!!! They all go after Walcott but Walcott dives out of the ring avoiding them! And this mystery man as well as Walavan and Andrew saving Fulton as the crowd applauds! Dima: Michael Fulton is PATHETIC! A real man doesn't need ANYBODY to save him! Dan: Westside helping Michael Fulton up and they raise his hand in victory!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! Walavan clotheslines Fulton!!!!! The mystery man laying the chair down in the ring! Walavan picks him up and BOO-YA!!!!! WESTSIDE POWERBOMB ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!! And the crowd is booing! The mystery man is taking the hood of and OH GOD NO!!!!! Dima: Heh! Dan: It's THE FRANCHISE ANDRU EDWARDS!!!!!! I don't believe this!!!! Westside Walavan and @$$ Kicker Andrew have betrayed the fans and joined up with "The Franchise" Andru Edwards! I don't believe this! [Andru Edwards then hops to the outside of the ring, and grabs the microphone from the announcer. He slides into the ring, and begins to address the crowd.] [Andru Edwards]- Take a look at what we have standing in this ring right now! When I signed that contract with the AICW, I stated that I would refuse to wrestle until the AICW could produce some athletes worthy of being known as world renowned! I sat here and I watched, I sat at home and I watched, I even sat right next to the damn ring, calling matches with some of the most STUPID announcers this sport has ever seen...take a look at those two idiots! They cant even call a wrestling match! [He points to the broadcast position] Dima: I will crush him! [Andru Edwards]- I watched from my home in New York City, and I took notice of two men in this sport that PERSONIFIED great WRESTLING. You have your people in the AICW that use the _SPORT_ of professional wrestling for use of their personal gain. They use professional wrestling to show off, to come out here and get their twisted ideas and points of view on the air. Why does the AICW allow it? Because they want the ratings. You have idiots like the Gay World Order coming out here because they feel they have been oppressed by society because of their...sexual preferences..Here is a news flash for you boys, but the fact is that the only reason you have been oppressed so much is because of the way you come into society and act like a bunch of screwed up ass holes, exploiting the very thing you dont want people to talk about! You have the Golden Boy of the AICW, Johnny Smith, another man who just cant seem to get anything right! Johnny Smith, you really have to figure out who you are my friend, because the fans just dont know what the hell to think of you anymore. Then you have the idiots that call themselves the Triple Threat...A group of wrestlers that not only need to get their name from a gimmick used on television in another organization, but also use their GIMMICK, or steal it rather, from ANOTHER popular television wrestling group...from a DIFFERENT organization...breaking into offices? Where have I seen that one before...? That isnt what professional wrestling is all about, and the fact is the AICW shouldnt be selling time to show that kind of garbage on national television, when we can have the cameras on WRESTLING....Look at the two men that stand before me in this ring! "Heart Throb" Andrew, one of the greatest TECHNICAL wrestlers in the AICW, overlooked because he wasnt that flashy, or childish..he came out here and put on a show for the crowd, and that was it. Then we have Walavan, powerful man with a mean streak...yet..somewhat comical. Difference is THIS man doesn't take off twenty minutes of television time PER SHOW to get that across to the people out there... [Andru Edwards walks over to Walavan and hands him the microphone] [Westside Walavan]- What's up now? You worthless fans have held me back long damn enough. I sacrificed my career for you losers and the AICW. Look what happened to me. I got screwed left and right. Then, I started thinking with my friend Pretty Boy Andrew and as you freaks can see, Andru Edwards. I changed my mind once again. I started off with Black Power. They worked for a little while and got tired. Then, I tried to make you worthless, helpless fans happy. That didn't get me anywhere. Now, look what's happened. The best god damn organization in all of wrestling is here. Who's gonna stop us? The Triple Threat? I don't think so. They're too busy trying to get more money to care about this great sport of ours. Next, the Firm and the Enterprise. They're too busy with controlling their own members to worry about dominating this fed. Finally, the GWO. I rather not talk about them. Finally, an organization which is finally going to take over this forsaken federation. I'm feeling a Kodak moment here, don't you? Hey, get your camera holding weak a$$ over here and take a damn picture. [Cameraman comes and takes a picture and leaves.] [Westside Walavan]- Let me go on. Oh wait, I just realized something. You fans are not worth enough for me to waste my breath so here you go "Heart Throb" Andrew! ["Heart Throb" Andrew Awesome] Ya know, for the last three months, I worked my @$$ off trying to make a name for myself, I tried to win the fans heart, . I had a feud with many of the trashes in the AICW. For instance, look at the so-called "Pretty Boy" Troy Walnutt, we showed him today. This guy did nothing, he basically came into the damn ring, and let his men do the dirty work. That's what explains his longest reign of being the Television Title. I hated all these wrestlers, but I didn't know what to do. I put a disguise, a face to suck up to the AICW. Let's look at Bryon Brady. I spent a long time trying to prove a thing to him, and you know what he does in return?......He just blatantly ignores me. But he did one thing for me, and that was accepting me into the corrupt Alliance. Brady, has the biggest ego in this fed, he comes back from he's absent, not giving any credits to The Saint , and wants a title shot right away. Brady, that's what bothers me, why don't you stand at the end of the line! After seeing all these people with the biggest egos I got news for ya. Brady, Knick Man, Burke, you can take that Alliance and SHOVE IT UP YOUR @$$#$, CAUSE I'M SICK OFF IT! The AICW, especially Argie Otero was too DAMN BUSY ON HER KNEES, that she got sperms running around her stomach! Explains her ill like! Her immune system must be corrupt by now, imagine her kids, a mixture of all these wrestlers in the AICW. Disgusting isn't it? Argie, you're the perfect role model of showing THAT women are NOTHING in this sport. You sit their promote matches, not knowing a damn thing what we go through in the ring, and yet you tend to ignore the ones that works the hardest....Argie, you can fine me, but that ain't gonna change me, I'm still gonna come on tv and talk about your drop dead mouth, that takes just about anything in it. And Devon Burke, you're the blindest guy I ever saw. All these wrestlers are sucking up to you BIG time. Chris Del Rio, Knick Man, Brady, all are trying to kiss your fat @$$ so much that soon enough you're going to DUMP on ALL of them....So many people got the spot light, including you Burke, and that makes me mad. At first there was no one to carry me under their wings in the AICW. I fought by myself, instead of bragging to the Knick Man and Brady like Burke. But now, things are gonna change. This man here called me a couple of nights ago, and presented to me and to Westside the BIGGEST offer anyone can ever offer. He saw the trouble we were facing, he understood everything, he saw the conspiracy on us, he is the man that I now look UP to! He asked me to join his Stable; "Simply The Best." To tell the truth, I was shocked as a dead man at first. I couldn't tell right from left, but then things fell down to places, and I saw my new place. It is my ABSOLUTE privilege to be apart of the GREATEST Stable of all time, "Simply The Best." From now on, everything I do is for "The Franchise" and Westside and you bet your bottom dollar that I will be here for these two men that proudly stands next to me. Believe me, you two have lifted up my career, and for that I am grateful. AICW, the newest, the ostentatious, and the very best stable has hit you, and now you gotta deal with it! Ain't nobody gonna hold us down, cause when you map everything out, as we did afore, ain't nobody is AS good as us. "Simply The Best" is "As Good As It Gets." [Andrew walks over to the battered Fulton] ["Heart Throb" Andrew Awesome] And you know what I think of the AICW and their petty wrestlers?......Finished guessing? Well, take a wide look.... Oh yeah, that's exactly what I think. And that's what you're gonna expect to happen when you mess with The Best. Check out this Fulton baby, the biggest jobber next to Mr. Y, Fulton, I can't believe you actually thought you could hang with us.....Go get your help from The Knick Man and Brady. Knick Man, I saved your @$$ twice, and not once did you think about it, you acted like you didn't need my help. Your Championship @$$ is too old in this sport, the only best thing for you is to stay in the hospital and play with the nurse. And those ten fake rings you wear around your wrinkled finger doesn't mean a thing to us. You can show off about it, but that only widens your super-ego problem. Talking of egos, here stands the three conscience men who are gonna prove a thing to you all, so without further ado, Andru Edwards enlighten everyone with your divine philosophy! [Andrew throws the mic to Andru Edwards, and takes another cheap shot at Fulton.] [Andru Edwards]- This is the beginning of the new millenium of the AICW!!! No we arent two red and yellow candy coated chocolate candies, and we arent throwing money left and right for fanfare...but we are here to bring the sport back to its roots. Back to WRESTLING. The AICW may support guys like the GWO, The Enterprise, Johnny Smith, Chandler Stone and all the rest of them...and the fact is they may not even like the fact that "The Franchise" is FINALLY going to don a pair of tights and turn the whole AICW upside down...but this is the way its going to be! AICW, you should best be prepared, because the strongest faction to ever set foot in your rings in here, overlooked, and underappraciated....and now these two men that stand behind me are two of the three deadliest and most lethal weapons the AICW fans have ever seen. Wrestling at its finest is back, and from this point foward, the NEW SIMPLY THE BEST IS FORMED...the fans have been buzzing on the internet about it, the letters have been piling in, and dont think I havent seen the signs in the arena....the moment is finally come, and its bad news for everyone else. The Franchise has declared war on the AICW, and now its time to bring your weapons, and your white flag.... Dan: Completely disgusting! I'm at a loss for words! We'll see you next week! [Andru Edwards shoots the mic to the mat, as he, Andrew Awesome, and Westside Walavan pose in the center of the ring, raising their arms as the show comes to a close]