Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Cheyenne, Wisconsin, weighing 287 pounds, RIVERSTORM! Dan: RiverStorm looking to exact some revenge from Mista Smith! It was at Survival of the Fittest, where Mista Smith literaly BIT the head off RiverStorm's pet owl, Ravage! Dima: That is nothing! I once bit head off RUSSIAN BEAR! Because us RUSSIANS have BIGGEST heads in world! Andy: To introduce his opponent, here is EDDIE TURNER! Eddie Turner: Alright peons! Get up on your feet, and show the proper respect to the MEANEST, the BADDEST, the most downright EVIL man to walk the face of the earth since Richard Nixon, ladies and gentlemen, EDDIE TURNER PRESENTS....MISTA SMITH!!! Mista Smith: You know, the other day I happened to wander upon a small Indian reservation. I was looking around to find out some information on YOU! This reservation was a total DUMP! I thought I was in a watering hole! There was so many drunks up in that piece, the tee-pees were made of BEER CANS!! I asked the first drunk I saw and he directed me to the chief! I started to inquire about RiverStorm, and he had the nerve to offer me a peace-pipe! This guy was sooooo high, he ran off a cliff thinking he was a bird! See, INDIANS...yes, I'm being Politically Incorrect here, are nothing but DRUNKS and DRUG PUSHERS!!! And I'm gonna fix you RiverStorm! Now take this, and put it in your peace-pipe!!! Dan: WAIT A MINUTE!! Thripaq Nguyen just came from out of nowhere and smashed a bottle of whiskey over RiverStorm's head! Thripaq doing the Pow-Wow, and Mista Smith is tearing into RiverStorm! Dima: BAH!! He should use full bottle Russian VODKA! Is heaviest alcoholic beverage in world! Dan: Mista Smith unleashing a frenzy of blows to the back of RiverStorm's neck! He's softening him up for the Dream Killer!! Thripaq and Eddie Turner remaining at ringside! Smith slaps on a headlock! BOO-YAA! He turned it into a bulldog! What a move! Smith goes to the ropes...he drops the leg across the back of the neck! Dima: This RiverStorm is drunk on whiskey! Dan: Smith bringing RiverStorm to his feet, he whips him to the ropes, but RiverStorm ducks under a clothesline! He turns and nails Smith with a big boot to the face! RiverStorm doing his war dance! He grabs Smith and BOO-YAA! He nails him with the Black Tie Affair! Smith dropped right across his throat on the top rope! What a show of strength by RiverStorm! Dima: I would like to see him try that on Russian man! Dan: RiverStorm giving the sign for THE STORM!! Wait a sec! Thripaq jumps up on the apron, and he's taunting RiverStorm! He's hooting like an owl!! RiverStorm grabs Thripaq by the throat, and he's choking the life out of him! OH NO! Mista Smith with a double-axhandle from behind!! Smith grabs RiverStorm, and OH NO! THE DREAM KILLER!! Mista Smith just snuffed him! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this contest, MISTA SMITH!!! Dan: A decisive win by Mista Smith! Fans, up next we understand...yes! Argie Otero is on her way to the ring, and she has a major announcement to make! Argie Otero: Ladies and gentlemen, first things first. I want to apologize to you, the fans. Over the past few months, I have not conducted myself in the best of manners. I deceived you and turned towards money. I was blinded by greed. I am sorry for that. I did not conduct myself in the best interest of you, the fans, who should have the right to see what you want. And I'm sorry for that. Now, there's someone else I need to apologize to. Argie Otero: Byron Brady. I would like to apologize to you, face to face. If you're back there, and I know you are, I would like you to come out here so I can make my peace with you in person. Dan: What a change for Argie Otero! <"Great American Nightmare" by White Zombie begins to play.> Dan: Here comes Byron Brady! This man seems eager to hear what Argie Otero has to say! Argie Otero: Byron. First, I want to apologize for all the things I've let occur in the AICW over the past few months. I know the violence is terrible, and the overall attitude of the superstars is terrible. I've done plenty of thinking lately. And I am moved by your alliance. I believe that if we work together, we can overcome the evil-doers like "The Demon" Kyle Bane, Chandler Stone, and "Honest" Nicky De Niro. I feel that the AICW's future is a bright one. I'm sorry for letting people like those mentioned run wild over the AICW without even a slap on the wrist. From now on there will be fines, suspensions, and even terminations. Next, I want to apologize for all the personal grief that you've had to endure over the past few months, and in addition to you, Kelly Lynn and Mark McMahon. From now on, I will take Kyle Bane among others VERY seriously, and I will be watching them VERY, VERY closely. I'm sorry for that, and I hope you will accept my apology. Finally, I'd like to apologize for what I did to you at this past Saturday Night Heat. I was wrong, and I over-reacted. I cannot reserve the decision, but I promise you, you WILL get a one-on-one match against Osmosis somewhere down the line in the near future. And I promise it will be in a fair fight. Byron, I am rededicating myself to controlling the level of violence and fair-play in the AICW. I had a long business-meeting with none other than Kyle Bane yesterday to discuss his actions over the past few months. Dan: Speak of the devil! Kyle Bane is coming down the aisle! He's sneaking up to the ring! I don't think Argie or Byron see him!! He's right near ringside!! Argie Otero: We talked for a long time. First we discussed his motives, then his actions. And I did a lot of thinking. Dan: Bane stepping up on the apron behind Brady!! Argie Otero: I have decided.... Dan: Bane is in the ring! Argie Otero: ...THE MAYHEM WILL CONTINUE!!!! Dan: OH NO!!! Bane nails Brady from behind!!! This was a setup! I can't believe what we've just heard! Here comes Legion, Osmosis, and The Pain Connection!! Bane sets up Brady!!! DEMON'S PIT in the center of the ring!! What is going on here?!! Argie Otero: YES BRADY!! The mayhem will continue!! As long as I am Commissioner, I will continue to make life a living hell for you and your pathetic friends because ARGIE OTERO IS.... DEMONWEB FOR LIFE!!!! Dan: NO! Argie Otero has joined the DEMONWEB!!! Argie Otero: You wanna fight me Brady! You wanna fight my "champion?!" Well get a good look at this face right here because KYLE BANE is the only TRUE champion in the AICW!!! From now on Brady, HALF of what you earn here goes straight back to the DemonWeb!!! I promise you that from now on, Demonweb members will receive PLENTY of title shots! Osmosis, you got the first shot against whomever is the AICW International Champion at the first War after the Pay-Per-View. Legion, I've got a gift for you later! And as for the Pain Connection, whether it be the WORLD TAG TITLES or NORTH AMERICAN TAG TITLES, when you want the shot, you've got it! Don't forget it people! The Demonweb reigns supreme!! Dan: I cannot believe what we have just witnessed! Argie Otero has joined the Demonweb! Fans, let's take a break. This is crazy.