Dan: Wait a minute...that's the FIRM's music! Oswald Bates: You know something AICW....when I said I'd do whatever the hell I wanted, I meant it! So, here I come. Not with the FIRM, not with Cyn, and Argie, you can't even stop me! Now...I know I said I was going to drop the AICW Television title, but I'm not! Tonight, on Monday Night War, the AICW Television title WILL be on the line. Against who? Well...that's for me to know, and you to wait for! Oswald: Now this title here...was the GWA Intercontinental Title...but it's not anymore! So what is it, do you ask? Well... Oswald: This title is no longer of GWA property! It is now known as the AICW Extreme title...and it is my title! You want a shot? Well...ask for one, and maybe you'll receive! Dan: the Extreme title? Oh lord.... Oswald: Who will I defend it against first? Well...Tuxedo Mask! I am challenging you to a match. Last time we fought, it was a hard earned victory for me! Now, my rules, my way. You and me! Next Saturday night! Let's get it on! Dan: Gimmie a break...last time they fought, Ozzy pee'd on him! Dima: Hmph! These pathetic Non-Russians make DIMA sick! Dan: We've got plenty more action to get to, so let's not... <"Go NY Go NY Go" begins to play.> Dan: Is The Knick Man here?! Listen to these fans! Dan: OH NOT AGAIN! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Well, when I tell you I'm gonna deliver...BOY do I! And tonight, "Ol' Honesty" himself has the years BIGGEST surprise in store for you! 'Cause while "The Knick Man" sits up in a hospital tied to a dialysis machine, Nicky De Niro delivers the goods like no one else can, giving you, the people, EXACTLY what you want! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Oh, while I'm on the subject of "The Knick Man," I've got to tell you John, I'm cutting off your insurance. You'll have to find a new hospital. "Honest" Nicky De Niro: I have here in my hand, INCRIMINATING evidence that "The Knick Man's" wife, Viviene Divine was at one time, a 9th Avenue, ten-cent hooker on the streets of New York City!!!!! Dan: I can't believe this!!!! Dima: Hmph! This I MUST see! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Take a look at this photo! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: See! It's sickening! "The Knick Man," YOUR hero...hangs out with HOOKERS!!! Look at this next one! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Look at this one! Isn't it pitiful. "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Now, being the kind, compassionate soul that Nicky De Niro is, I'm not gonna turn you in to the police. No. I'm just gonna make your life MISERABLE and HORRIBLE because you deserve it!! Viviene, you are the most IMMORAL person to ever set foot in the AICW!!! Don't you have any decency?! Parents, do we want our children idolizing someone who associates themselves with PROSTITUTES?!! I don't think so! Viviene, you gave up so much @$$ on the streets of New York City, you became a TOURIST ATTRACTION!!!! Viviene...the TRUTH has been exposed! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: I almost forgot.... For those of you who still don't believe what I say about "The Knick Man"... "Honest" Nicky De Niro: I have for sale right here, the HOTTEST sex tape since the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape, featuring none other than Viviene Divine, and the ONE, the ONLY, YOU GUESSED IT.....THE KNICK MAN!!!! You people wanna see "The Knick Man" get his groove on in the bedroom?!! Well this is the only place! I can't show it to you now, because it's TOO HOT FOR T.V.!! I'm selling copies of this tape for a measly ten bucks, so get it now before the Internet pirates start charging triple that amount!! I think this tape is great! I mean, I had NO IDEA that "The Knick Man" was a back-door kind-of-man, if you know what I mean! Ladies and gentlemen, leave your hopes and dreams in the toilet, because NICKY DE NIRO is gonna flush "The Knick Man'"s career straight to the lowest sewer possible!!! Dan: Fans, don't listen to him! That man is dispicable! We've got to take another break, but when we return, Mista Smith takes on RiverStorm!