-------------- AICW Monday Night War Monday, May 18, 1998 Fleet Center, Boston, Massachusetts Dan (V/O): Tonight on War, these two teams will do battle in a brutal SIX-MAN tag team match! Walavan, Andrew, and Fulton all have big scores to settle with the Enterprise, and TONIGHT, they hope to exact that revenge! Dan: (V/O): In addition, Gino Valentini and George Muldoon will settle their differences the old fashioned way! Within the confines of a FIFTEEN-FOOT HIGH STEEL CAGE!!! Will the feud end here tonight, or is this just a stepping stone to more hatred in what is already being called "THE MOST BRUTAL FEUD OF ALLLLL TIME!!" Tonight, in the Fleet Center in historic Boston, Massachusetts, the AICW will make history! Tonight Monday Night War is declared!!!! Dan: Hello fans! Welcome to Monday Night War!!! Tonight's show promises to go down in history as one of the GREATEST cards of ALL TIME! I'm Dan "The Man" Chan, and joining me tonight, Dima "The Russian Powerhouse" Lerminskiy! Dima: Tonight will be special night no doubt! But with Russian Roulette overseas in mid-spring snowstorm, will not be perfect night! Dan: We've got plenty of great action in store for you tonight! *Black screen with "Paid for by Roland Enterprises" in white* Dan: What is this?! Voice: The following announcement has been paid for by Roland Enterprises. *A stereo sits on an empty street with "Go NY, Go NY, Go" blasting out of the speakers. A couple seconds later, with the camera still focused closely on the boom box, a car can be heard screeching down the street. The car pulls up and SMASHES the boom box as it halts to a stop. The camera zooms out a little and out of the car steps Reggie Miller dressed in white khakis, a sleeveless white sweater over a green t-shirt, and black Ray-Bans. Reggie Miller (looking at the front of his car): Woah, this is a new car! (grins) Guess I'll bill that to MSG! (pulls a John Starks blowup doll with an Asanti t-shirt on out of his car) Hey John, I heard you like wresting. ("John" nods his head) You don't like that Asanti guy, do you?! ("John" nods his head again.) What a shame! (Reggie shakes his head, puts "John" on the ground, and catches a basketball that someone throws to him. He takes the basketball and whips it at the ground, exploding "John") Hey AICW fans, don't be a loser like John "No J" Starks here, and get YOUR OWN shirt of AICW's hottest up-and-coming prospect, Adrian Polonsky! (Reggie reaches into his car and pulls out a black t-shirt with "Australian Rules" in green on the front and the face of a huge, snarling alligators face on the back with "Ay, Mate!" in white) Voice: To order your Adrian Polonsky shirt for only $24.95, call 1-800-Roland. Reggie: Order yours now, ay mate! *Screen changes to black with "Paid for by Roland Enterprises" in white* Voice: The previous announcement was paid for by Roland Enterprises. Dan: Adrian Polonsky buying some advertising time to promote his T-shirt! Dima: BAH! Who would buy such CRAP! Nobody cares about "Adrian Polonsky"!! He is Australian PIG-DOG! Dan: Well, speaking of Adrian Polonsky, he's up first in our opening contest! Let's take you to the ring! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 260 pounds, ASANTI! Dan: Wonderful ovation for this daredevil! Let's take you back to the locker room, where Adrian Polonsky is standing by! Adrian: Enough! I'm gonna kick the s**t outta this guy! *Adrian walks out of the lockeroom, leaving all 3 men stunned.* Dan: Adrian Polonsky very determined for this match-up! Andy: And his opponent, led to the ring by Pat, Mr. Roland, and Reggie Miller, from Australia, weighing 368 pounds, ADRIAN POLONSKY!!! Dan: Adrian Polonsky charging the ring! BOO-YAA! He tackles Asanti! Dan: Adrian Polonsky going straight to work like a mad man! He's punching away at his face! We've never seen Polonsky like this before! Dima: Ah, it seems this Polonsky has had bit of Russian Vodka before match, no? Dan: What's the significance of that? Dima: Russian Vodka instills the FIGHTING SPIRIT in man! Dan: Polonsky bites Asanti in the forehead, and referee James Roma not pleased with Polonsky's actions! Adrian whips Asanti to the ropes, and he nails him with a boot to the midsection! Polonsky follows that up with a powerful gutwrench suplex! Adrian picks up Asanti, and he nails him with a football tackle! Asanti down to the mat, and he rolls out of the ring to the floor! What strength shown by Polonsky! Dima: What Dima tell you? This Polonsky likes his Russian Vodka! Dan: Adrian goes to the outside, and he brings Asanti to his feet. Polonsky sets up Asanti...BOO-YAA!!! Piledriver on the concrete!! Polonksy rolls Asanti back in the ring, and the match continues! Irish whip by Polonsky, but Asanti counters with a spinning DDT! Asanti known for his high-risk manuevers and his ability to come back out of nowhere! Both men getting up on their feet! Asanti takes Polonksy down with a flying clothesline! What a move! Asanti now going to the top! Dima: Polonsky should be drinking more Russian Vodka! Take care of pain! Dan: Asanti with a top-rope legdrop...NO! Polonsky rolls away, and he applies the deadly Australian Spike! No way Asanti gets out of this!! Referee James Roma checking...HE TAPPED OUT! Andy: The winner of this match, ADRIAN POLONSKY!!! Dan: Impressive win for the Australian, as he continues to make waves here in the AICW! Dima: Should he get in Russian Roulette's way, he will be nothing but ripples in small puddle! Dan: That remains to be.. (The lights go out and the sounds of "I Want Your Sex" blare throughout the arena.) Dan: ...what is this? (After about a minute, out walks "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio in his traditional wrestling clothes. He steps into the ring, and motions for the music to be cut. With a serious look on his face he begins to speak.) Del Rio: First off, I need security to remove that fat lady in row three before "C-Lish" gets sick! (The camera fades on a Sensous Samantha look alike, as she gives an upset look and starts to cry on the shoulder of what appears to be her boyfriend. The camera then refocuses on Del Rio who has turned around away from that lady.) Dan: We apologize for the actions of Chris Del Rio. That was completely unnecessary! Del Rio: Now tonight "The Ultimate Male's" gun is loaded and ready to shoot. Let's start off with..."Hardline" Byron Brady. (The crowd goes nuts for Brady, as "C-Lish waits patiently for them to shut up. When the crowd finally dies down a little, Del Rio continues.) Del Rio: "D", if you think for one second that Brady has your back, or is looking out for you in the AICW...your an idiot! Devon, let's take a look at Byron's AICW career, shall we. (Del Rio pauses.) Del Rio: Well it all started out peachy keen for ol' Byron. He beats Kyle Bane and captures the AICW World Title... (Crowd pops.) Del Rio: ...then being the power monger that he is, he tries to persuade Troy Walcott into acting like him, simply because he never wanted to face Troy in the ring! Then he whines, cries, and RETIRES...because Kyle Bane defeated him, CLEANLY...in the middle of the ring! Once he realized that absolutely no one cared whether he stayed or went, he decided to return, and start some sort of "Alliance"..designed to add integrity into the world of wrestling! Burke, you fell right into his trap at The Survival of the Fittest! You teamed up with Brady, and they used you like a kamikazee...yeah you eliminated someone, but you also eliminated yourself! Did anyone try to help you Devon? Did anyone tell you that a ten count was being laid on you? NO! Why? Because Byron Brady is only out for one man...Byron Brady! Ask Troy Walcott, ask Kyle Bane, ask anyone who has ever met him, and they will tell you exactly the same thing! Devon, you got potential...don't let it go to waste by being left in the shadow of Byron Brady! Dan: Come on! Enough with this! Dima: Dan, are we not interested to hear what this Del Rio has to say? Del Rio: Now onto the upcoming pay per view, where yours truly must defend his title against the winner of Alex Raptor, and Gino Valentini! Raptor, I'll start with you! You call yourself Kid Fresh, you think your some sort of genetic wonder...well "C-Lish" and the rest of this world realize that your nothing more than a GENERIC wonder! You make little comments about "C-Lust" taking someone elses' "A-List material"...yet not since the old Johhny Smith have I seen someone steal more lines from a movie then you! Kid Fresh, you may be the Massengill champion, but you will never be the International Champion as long as I'm the man you have to take the title from. Personally, I don't think you have an iota of a chance of beating Gino...let alone beating Gino, then the epitome of perfection! I hope you can land more commercials, or Medieval movie roles, because your wrestling career will soon become extinct at the hands of "The Ultimate Male!" Dan: What a match that will be between Del Rio and whomever wins between Gino and Raptor! Del Rio: Then we have a guy, who I have respect for! A man who is a business associate of The Enterprise! He has one of, if not the most impressive win-loss record in the AICW, and is truly one of wrestlings' future, and current stars! But Gino, all that amounts to nothing more than $H!T...when you face off with "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio! Next Sunday Gino, all your dreams and asperations of becoming the AICW International Champion...will be crushed, by "C-Lish!" I'll prove to you, Alex Raptor, Argie Otero, and all the fans worldwide that I am the ultimate in everything I do...in fact we don't have to wait for the pay per view, I can prove it right now! Raptor, Valentini...get your sorry @sses out here! Dan: Del Rio seems intent on causing some trouble here tonight! (After waiting in the ring with no response for several seconds, "Juice/Know The Ledge" by Eric B. and Rakim begins to blast over the sound system as Alex Raptor makes his way down to the ring in street clothes and on crutches, with a determined look on his face.) Del Rio: Look at the gimp, your @ss would have been better off in the back! Where's Gino? Gino, don't think your above a beatdown from "C-Lish"...you get your @ss out here to! (U2's "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" blasts over the sound system as Gino Valentini, dressed in his wrestling gear and accompanied by Jordan James Lee, makes his way down the aisle and into the ring.) Del Rio: Well, well ,well...you boys have more balls than I orginally thought! (Raptor picks up one of his crutches, and points at Del Rio with it.) Del Rio: Don't write checks, your crippled @ss, can't cash Alex! (Del Rio and Raptor stand about six feet apart from each other looking eye-to-eye, and Gino stands in the "referee's position," standing in-between and looking at the two individuals. Del Rio grabs the mic, and begins to say something, but JJL takes the mic away from him, and hands it to Gino.) Gino: Hold on just a second there pretty boy. You had your chance to talk, and now it's my turn. (pauses) OK, we're all here now, that's just great. Now you're the one who called me out here Del Rio, so in order for me to keep from gettin' a little rowdy, you'd better have a good reason for callin' me out here... (Gino hands the mic to JJL, who hands the mic to Del Rio.) Del Rio: As you know Mr. Valentini...the winner of you two must face off against the supreme love making machine, "C-Lish", for the International Title! Now the way I see it, we could settle it at the pay per view...OR...we could just cripple Raptor right now, and forget about the preliminary match next Sunday! Gino: (looking eye-to-eye with Del Rio, and taking the mic from his hands) Ya know, that sounds like a good enough reason for me. (Gino quickly turns around, and nails Raptor in the head with the microphone. Raptor goes down hard, and Gino and Del Rio each grab on of Raptor's crutches. Gino pounds on the knee with one of the crutches, and Del Rio pounds on Raptor's upper body. Gino picks up a mic.) Gino: You know I'm really sorry about this Alex, I really am... But it was just too good to pass up on! (Gino and Del Rio continue to beat on Raptor for another minute or so, and then begin to celebrate side-by-side in the ring. Del Rio whispers something into Gino's ear, and Gino then, with a shocked look on his face, you can see him mouth the word "What?!" and after Del Rio, looking happy, explains for a couple minutes what he said, Gino, out of nowhere, clocks Del Rio, and a brawl ensues. Walcott, Studwell, and Entrepeneurs Inc. all come running out from the locker room, and seperate Gino and Del Rio. As the 'Prise holds back Del Rio in the corner of the ring, and the paramedics help Alex Raptor out of the ring, Gino picks up a mic, and looks Del Rio right in the eyes.) Gino: I should have known about you... I should've known about you Del Rio! Yea, "Ultimate Male," MY ASS!! Well guess what Del Rio! I don't need you anymore! I don't need you, and I don't need your cronies either! But most of all, (Gino turns and looks at JJL, who is standing at his side) I don't need YOU!! (Gino grabs the shocked JJL, picks him up on his shoulders, and delivers the Death Valley Driver to him. As JJL is laid out on the mat, Del Rio is held back by the 'Prise, and Raptor is being helped by medics, Gino walks back to the locker room.) Dan: Fans, I can't believe what we've just seen! Gino has just gotten rid of Jordan James Lee!! We've got to take a break! We'll be back!