Dan: Welcome back fans! Let's take you now to some pre-recorded comments from the lovely Kelly Lynn! (Kelly Lynn sits in her office, wearing the same outfit she had on during Byron's last interview. Her look is calm, but stern, as she addresses the camera.) KL: Hello, AICW fans. Many of you know that about two weeks ago, Byron told Argie Ortero that he was giving her seven days to right many of the wrongs she has presided over. Argie ignored Byron, as she usually does, so Byron has asked me as his manager to present a challenge to Ms. Ortero. Commissioner, Byron wants to challenge you to a wrestling match. (Kelly smiles) Now, obviously YOU can't get in the ring against the man, so he has asked that you select A-N-Y wrestler that has competed in AICW, past or present, to be your "champion". He wants one stipulation attached to this match: if Byron wins, I become Commisioner of AICW for a period of at least one month and no longer than one year if Byron wins. (From behind the camera, the cameraman can be heard to utter a barely audible "Ohhhhh man!") Byron has also stated that it would only be fair for you to add a stipulation since he has included one. He offered one that states he would no longer denegrate your position as the head of AICW, and that he would abide by any of your future decisions, no matter how they effect his career. We will leave it up to you to decide which course of action you wish to take concerning this. (Kelly pauses and clears her throat, covering her mouth.) KL: Argie, Byron does not like you very much. He does not like the fact that you used to get "the job done" but now are letting the lunatics run the asylum. This is the primary reason he came up with The Alliance, as a response to your ineffectiveness as Comissioner of AICW. He does not like that you do not know the difference between a fireman's carry and an Emergency Medical Technician. He could abide with your lack of knowledge about the sport you reign queen over, if only you did your job competently. I think all of AICW knows that you have not done a good job for some time now. Argie, personally, I do not see how you can avoid this direct challenge to your power. Yes, in some way, it is like a coup d'etat. The reason for coups is because the populace becomes disenchanted with the heads of state. Byron may be the most vocal, but I assure you that there are many other wrestlers in this league that feel they are the ducks to Kyle Bane's, The Enterprise's, The Firm's & Eddie Turner Presents' hunters; standing out in the open, waiting to be picked off, with no hope of backing from the establishment. Once again, the ball is in your court, Argie. As you know, Byron has an upcoming match with The Saint for the AICW World Title. What are you going to do when you have this wound that is yours and Byron's relationship casting a pall over the federation's top championship? It will be ugly, Argie. Byron will use his position and influence to force you out of your job, and I doubt that you'd have many backers. Accept this match and deal with the consequences of a loss or the boon of a victory. End it now, while you still can, Ms. Otero. The man is currently a powder keg with a dwindling fuse. I implore you to not compound his anger. (Kelly gives a curt nod of the head and the scene fades to black.) Dan: WOW! Byron Brady challenging Argie Otero to choose a "champion" to fight for her!! We'll be eagerly awaiting Argie Otero's response to that challenge! Dima: If she has any brains in her puny American head, she would choose RUSSIAN ROULETTE to fight for her! Dan: Fans, it appears there is more going on in Baltimore! Let's take a look at more of this dispicable footage! [The camera fades back to the Baltimore Arena. The T3 Cruiser slowly creeps around the back of the building and then stops. The camera cuts inside the Cruiser] EROTIC ERIN: Look, look...there she is. Now's our chance...GET SAM!!!! WAVE SOME FOOD IN FRONT OF HER FACE! [Lewis, Matthews, and The Stone charge out of the Cruiser and chase a blonde woman who just went around a corner. Erin stays by the Cruiser keeping a lookout for security. We hear screams and squeals and suddenly Lewis, Matthews, and The Stone come back from behind the wall with a HUGE figure wrapped in a blanket.] BRANDON MATTHEWS: PIG IN A BLANKET! PIG IN A BLANKET! THE STONE: She's heavier than a house! DANIEL LEWIS: That's lighter than I thought! EROTIC ERIN: Quick somebody's coming! Get her in there and let's get out of here!! [They all struggle to throw the kidnap victim into the Cruiser and slam the door and take off as security charges around the corner] Dan: OH MAN! We are all gonna be out of jobs! Fans, let's take another break. We'll be back.