(DING DING DING) Andy: The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being led to the ring by their manager, "Golden Boy" Johnny Smith, from The Bronx, New York, and Atlanta, Georgia, weighing at a total combined weight of 588 pounds, THE GOLDEN CAVLARY! Dan: The Golden Cavlary making their way to the ring. This is a huge matchup for them as a win over Entrepeneurs Inc will most certainly put them in line for another title shot against the reigning World Tag Team Champs, The Perfectly Perfect Duo! Dima: The Golden Cavlary will be the PURPLE Cavlary after the damage inflicted by Russian Roulette and THE GREAT DIMA! Dan: Oh please! The Cavlary entering the ring as they talk strategy over with Johnny Smith! Andy: And their opponents..... ("Ambitions of a Ridah" by 2PAC blast over the loudspeaker.) Andy: Being led to the ring by their manager Johnny Edwards, as well as The CEO, from Yonkers, New York and Washington DC, weighing in at a total combined weight of 514 pounds, here is ENTREPENEURS INC!!! Dan: And here comes Entrepeneurs Inc!!! As usual they slap away the hands of the fans that reach out towards them. Dima: That is because American's hands are DIRTY! They do not want to get any disease! Dan: Scott Howard skipping down the aisle with a jumprope while Brian Walters carries another scroll. Walters stopping to jaw with a fan as The Golden Cavlary wait patiently inside the ring. Dima: HA! Americans have no patience! Patience is waiting 2 hours in the cold and snow to use the only phone in Moscow! Dan: Entrepenurs Inc finally climbing into the ring and I think Brian Walters has something to say. Let's listen in... Brian Walters: I would like to read a poem! (crowd boos) This poem is entitled "Ode to My Brain" (clears throat) Oh ingenious brain of mine Grows bigger along with time No one else can compare To my brain With such potent decorum I am so in love with my cerebrum No one else can compare To my brain The Golden Cavalry will be exposed as fakes I pray for decent competition for goodness sakes No one else can compare To My Brain With such intellect It's no wonder I'm the one you'll select No one can compare To My brain Dan: And I think The Cavlary has had enough as Scott and Equalizer charging Entrepeneurs Inc before the bell and Referee James Roma signaling to the timekeeper to start this match! The Golden Cavlary hammering away on Entrepeneurs Inc! Double Irish Whip by The Cavlary...NO! Reversal by both members of Entrepeneurs Inc and they send The Cavlary crashing into each other! Walters and Howard grabbing The Equalizer and they send the big man flying through the top ropes out onto the concrete! Howard stepping out as Walters begins to work on Scott Thompson! Dima: Russian Roulette doesn't need to "work" on the competition. All he needs is one shot and BAM! That's all she wrote! Dan: Walters in control as he rakes the eyes of Thompson. He sends him to the ropes and NICE DROPKICK taking him down to the mat. Walters with the quick cover......one....two.....that's all he gets! Walters pulls him back up and BOO-YA!!! Great neck-breaker drop by Walters and he tags in big Scott Howard! Dima: The only men that are BIG are Russians! Dan: Scott Howard in the ring and he hammers down on Thompson with those big ax-handles! Howard pulling him to his feet and DROPS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Howard pulling him back up and DROPS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE AGAIN! Howard picking him up again. Now he lifts him high up in the air and BRINGS HIM DOWN THE HARD WAY WITH A GUERILLA PRESS SLAM!!! Thompson hitting the mat hard and Entrepeneurs Inc in full control of this matchup! Dima: This Golden Cavlary doesn't stand a chance! Dan: Thompson trying to make the tag but Howard pulls him back over and he tags in Brian Walters! Walters coming back into the ring and he picks him up and nice suplex by Walters! Walters with the cover.......one......two.....three! NO! Thompson able to kick out! And Johnny Smith banging down on the mat as he is not happy with what he is seeing tonight! Walters pulling Scott up to his feet. Walters lifts him up and OH MY!!!!! He just drops his neck right across that top turnbuckle! Walters likes to refer to that move as The Dean's List! Dima: Heh! The Equivalent to this "Dean's List" in Russia is called The Dima's List! Dan: Oh stop it! Scott clutching his neck in pain and Walters not through with him yet. Walters bringing him to his feet. He tags in Howard and double teaming right here by Entrepeneurs Inc! They irish whip him to the ropes, Thompson coming back and BOO-YA! He runs right into a double clothesline! Thompson bringing him back to his feet again. He grabs him by the neck. Howard lifts him up and CHOKESLAM WITH AUTHORITY!!!!!! Scott Thompson in serious trouble now as Howard charges towards Equalizer and sends him flying off the apron! Dima: School is now in session! Dan: Howard setting Thompson up on the top ropes as he tags in Walters! Here we go!! Howard with The Superplex off the top ropes! Walters with the big splash! THE STOCK MARKET CRASH!!! It's all over! One...Two...Three!!! (DING DING DING) Andy: Here is your winners, Entrepeneurs Inc!!! Dan: Unbelieveable!!! Entrepeneurs Inc handing The Golden Cavlary their first loss here in the AICW and they do it in convincing fashion as they are both making "belt" motions around their waist! Enterpeneurs Inc obviously wanting The Perfectly Perfect Duo and a convincing win like this one has to be a plus in their quest for the tag team titles! Dima: They are capitalist! They do not deserve the titles! <"Go NY Go NY Go" plays throughout the arena. The fans come to their feet.> Dan: OH MY! This is a surprise! The KNICK MAN is HERE! THE KNICK MAN IS HERE!! We thought he was cooped up in the hospital, but apparently he...oh no! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: I guess all you people are wondering how OLLLL' HONESTY, Nicky De Niro, managed to enter the building with the theme song of The New York Knicks! Well, you need merely look at the T-shirt I am wearing! For those of you who can't read, which, from the looks of things, is the great majority of you, zoom in on this! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: It reads: "Knick Man: Property of Nicky De Niro." Now, that doesn't mean that I own the man. No, no, no. I own THE NAME!!! I own the theme song. I own the name and likeness of the logo. And why?? I OWN THE KNICKS!!! Dan: WHAT?! I can't believe it! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: That's right! I BOUGHT The New York Knicks! So remember, "Knick Man," you now have to pay me a hefty royalty everytime you appear on television! You can't leave your house anymore without paying me first! Then, if I'm nice to you, I'll let you go outside! And did I mention I will now ask for 35 percent instead of the 8 you were giving Cablevision? But this is only because I let Patrick Ewing come back early, and his doctors are asking for more money. If he keeps this up, I'll trade him for Rony Seikaly next year! Dan: OH PLEASE! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Furthermore, the question on my mind and on everyone else's mind is...WHEN ARE YOU GONNA COME BACK, KNICK MAN?! I have a right to protect my assets, and I have a right to know! As your new business partner and owner, I demand answers, and I demand 'em now! Dan: This man is TOO much! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: As a matter of fact...Knick Man, if I'm not mistaken, you're FAKING an injury!!!! You've stuffed yourself up in a hospital, because you're afraid to fight me without all of your friends to fight your battle for you! I wouldn't be surprised if John Williams packed up his things and headed for some remote small town in the south of France, because he's SCARED of Nicky De Niro! Well Knick Man, don't make me go Inspector Javert on your @$$! I have my people scattered across the globe, and if you've high-tailed it out of here, I guarantee you they'll search every sewer hole until they've found you! If I have to babysit you, Knick Man, then I'll do just that! Dan: The Knick Man is not gonna stand for this! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Knick Man, enjoy that hospital stay while you can! Because it's HEAVEN when compared with what I'm gonna do to you should you ever decide to stick your ugly nose in my business again! I hope they stuff you fat as a goose on that hospital food, because when your time comes... "Honest" Nicky De Niro: ...Knick Man, I'm gonna pluck your feathers clean! Knick Man, those feathers you wear symbolize the coat of lies you use to cover yourself up! The coat which I will remove forever! For Knick Man, YOU will be exposed as the biggest liar to walk the face of the earth since Pinocchio! Dan: Oh please! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: For all we know, The Knick Man could be in the hospital getting that "excess bone" removed from his nose, which is probably growing like a tree! People...keep your eyes and ears open over the next few weeks...because what you don't know might hurt you! Dan: I can't believe the nerve of that man! Fans, we've got to take another break. STAY WITH US!