Dan: And we're back! Our next contest features former friends "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott and Riverstorm, the man formely known as "Ravishing" Ray Richards! There's no love lost here between these two superstars! So now, let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! <"If You Think I'm Jiggy" by The Lox begins to play.> Andy: Introducing first, led to the ring by The Executive, from "Pretty City," Connecticut, weighing 247 pounds, "PRETTY BOY" TROY WALCOTT!!! Dan: Troy Walcott certainly has his work cut out for him this Sunday. He'll be teaming up with his fellow members in The Enterprise--Chris Del Rio and Entrepeneurs Incorporated to take on The Firm. That feud is one of the most brutal and violent that we have ever seen in the AICW, but we're happy to announce that THIS SUNDAY at Survival of the Fittest, "The Convict" Oswald Bates will tie the knot with Cyn Garibaldi!!! I can't wait for that! What a match made in heaven! Dima: Hmph! I do not care about their wedding! They did not invite the great DIMA!! Why should I be interested?! Dan: Well, it's a happy occasion, and we wish the future Mr. and Mrs. Bates the best of luck! Andy: And his opponent! <"We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel begins to play.> Andy: From Cheyenne, Wisconsin, weighing 287 pounds, RIVERSTORM! Dan: RiverStorm coming down the aisle with that owl, Ravage! RiverStorm from The Nowtna Tribe ready to get his revenge on Troy Walcott, his former friend! Dima: I do not like the way that owl is looking at me. Dan: RiverStorm is one of the great young competitors here in the AICW, and he's been waiting for this moment for a long time! These men were former stablemates in The Enterprise, but RiverStorm has, in my opinion, really turned his life around! Dima: He is still pathetic! Those Indians tried to force the Russians off our land, but we CRUSSSHED them! Dan: This match is underway, and Walcott and RiverStorm circling the ring! They lock up, and RiverStorm lifts a knee! RiverStorm unleashing a barrage of punches to Walcott's face! Walcott staggering backwards! There's no way he can win a brawl with the big man! RiverStorm whips him to the ropes...BIG clothesline! Walcott springs back up to his feet, he meets a right hand! RiverStorm sends Troy to the ropes again...he slaps on a sleeperhold!! Walcott trying to get out of it, and he grabs the ropes! Dima: Walcott is being manhandled by this "Tonto." Dan: That's RiverStorm! Walcott now ready to lock up again. RiverStorm ducks under a roundhouse right, and slaps on a full nelson! Walcott screaming in pain! The CEO can't be too happy about this match thus far! RiverStorm releasing the hold, and he kicks Troy in the midsection! DDT! Walcott rolls to the outside, and he's regrouping with The CEO! Dima: This CEO looks like a dignified Russian businessman! Dan: Walcott and The CEO going over some strategy, as RiverStorm waits patiently. Troy rolls in under the bottom rope, and RiverStorm picks him up off the mat! WHOA!! Gorilla press by RiverStorm!! BOO-YAA!!! RiverStorm tosses Troy to the mat! RiverStorm going to the ropes...big legdrop...NO GOOD!! Walcott rolls to saftey, and RiverStorm is down! Troy catching his breath, and he brings RiverStorm to his feet. He picks him up...there's the GQ! I'm surprised he could get the massive RiverStorm up to drop him stomach first over the ropes! Dima: This Walcott is not as wimpy as he looks. Dan: Walcott with a dropkick, and RiverStorm falls to the concrete floor! Troy going up to the top turnbuckle! RiverStorm getting to his feet! BOO-YAA! Double ax-handle from Walcott! What a high-risk move by Walcott! Troy rolls the big man back inside, and he follows him in. Walcott with an Irish whip...hiptoss by Troy! Well-executed! Troy to the ropes again. RiverStorm stands up, but is brought back down by a clothesline! Walcott drops the elbow, and cockily covers RiverStorm! ONE.....TWO.....NO! RiverStorm kicks out! Dima: Walcott should hook the leg! He is typical dumb American! Dan: Troy now setting up RiverStorm for a figure four! He's wrapped around one leg! RIVERSTORM with a roll-up!! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!! NO! Only two! That caught Walcott by surprise! Troy up to his feet! RiverStorm ducks under a clothesline! Walcott back on the other side...INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Walcott hooks him in! PRETTY PLEX!!! Nobody gets up from that! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this contest, at a time of 4 minutes and 35 seconds, "PRETTY BOY" TROY WALCOTT!!! Dan: Impressive victory by Walcott, who looks sharp going into Survival of the Fittest! What is this? Wait just a sec! Nicky De Niro is coming down the aisle! "Honest" Nicky De Niro as he likes to call himself! He's coming in the ring, and helping RiverStorm up! RiverStorm shoves De Niro, and De Niro backs off! He doesn't need any help! Dima: Now he does! Dan: OH NO! De Niro just nailed RiverStorm from behind!! De Niro using a steel chair now! He's pounding the living daylights out of RiverStorm!! What a cheap shot!! De Niro dropping the chair on top of RiverStorm, and now he's walking out through the crowd as Daron Foley, Johnny Blaze and Damion Sikes make their way down the aisle to help their partner! What a match that's going to be when Eddie Turner Presents, takes on Foley, Riverstorm, Sikes and Blaze! And speaking of which, let's take a look at the card for the AICW's Survival of The Fittest, coming at ya this Sunday, April 26th, only on Pay Per View! ----------------------------------------------- AICW Presents: Survival of The Fittest Sunday, April 26th, 1998 Live from The Metrodome, Minnapolis, Minnesota All matches will be single elimination tag team action: The Saint, "Hard Line" Byron Brady, "Big D" Devon Burke, and The Knick Man vs The Demonweb: "The Demon" Kyle Bane, Legion, and The Pain Connection The Firm: "8-Ball" Vic Garibaldi, "The Convict" Oswald Bates, Alex Raptor, and a mystery opponent vs The Enterprise: "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott, "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio, A member of Entrepenerus Inc and a mystery opponent The Golden Cavalry: "Golden Boy" Johnny Smith, "Golden Stallion" Scott Thompson, and Equalizer vs Chandler Stone and two opponents of his choice The Perfectly Perfect Duo, The Roadkillers and Reign of Terror vs Westside Walavan & @$$ Kicker Andrew, The Family and Sweet Stuff Eddie Turner Presents: Nicky De Niro, Mista Smtih and The Asian Assassination Squad vs Daron Foley, Riverstorm, Johnny Blaze & Damion Sikes Juicy Fruit, Asanti, Goat Ninja, and Adrian Polonsky vs Osmosis, Zeek Monkey, Austin Sterling, and JT Savage In addition: All of the men that survive will step inside of a 15 foot high inclosed steel cage. They will battle it out, eliminating each other until only one man is left standing. That man will be deemed the number 1 contender for the AICW World Championship and receive a title shot at the May PPV. However, if that man is the World Champion, he will be allowed to pick any opponent that he wishes to fight at the next Pay Per View ------------------------------------------------------ Dan: All that AICW action and all for just $14.95! I can't wait! Dima: $14.95? You are ripping the fans off! Dan: Whatever! Let's get ready for the Main Event, an AICW Television Title match between the champion "The Convict" Oswald Bates and the challenger, Rebel! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the AICW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP, and tonights MAIN EVENT!! Introducing first, already in the ring at this time, weighing in at 234 pounds, from Middlesboro, Kentucky, here is, REBEL!!! Dan: Rebel picked up some weight since we've last seen him... ("Macabre Tavern" picks up, as Cyn Garibaldi walks through the curtains wearing a tight black shiny leather mini-skirt. She does her "Sunny-walk" until she reaches the bottom the the ramp. Cyn puts her arms toward the curtains, as "The Don" James Garibaldi walks out, followed by "The Convict" Oswald Bates. A metal sign is being lowered, but you cannot read it yet. Ozzy walks to the end of the ramp, and as he kisses Cyn, James walks toward the ring, and fireworks shoot off in the background. Also in the background, is a huge fireball that goes strait up to the metal sign. As it passes, it catches fire. The sign reads "Ozzy". They make their way to the ring) Andy Burton: And now, here is the AICW Television Champ- (Cyn takes the mic) Cyn Garibaldi: Let me help you out on this one Andyman! Standing at my right, the real leader of the FIRM, and my uncle. James "The Don" Garibaldi! And now for the AICW Television Champion. Born on the island of Sicily, but now re-siding in Little Italy, New York. Weighing a slim-trim, extra tough 271 pounds, here is Ozzy "69 until he dies" Bates! Dan: What?!?!?!? (Cyn gives the mic back to Andy Burton, as the ref rings the bell) Dan: A cocky Ozzy slowly walks over to Rebel. They have a staredown in the middle of the ring. Then, Ozzy slaps the taste right out of him. My god....that just about took Rebel off his feet. Rebel retaliates with his own slap. But it doesn't budge Ozzy! Another slap from Rebel. Ozzy is just sitting there taking it. (Cyn Garibaldi picks up a set of headphone, to do some color comentary) Cyn: Look at that man up there. Ozzy is 100% man...and he is 100% Cyn's! Dan: Welcome Cyn to the broadcast table... Cyn: Thank you Dan...I've been wanting to make a few apperance down here from time to time. Dan: Back to the match-up...Rebel goes to slap the Convict for a third time, but Oz catches his hand. Short-arm closeline by Ozzy. Then a DDT. Ozzy is now setting him up at the top rope. What could this be? A superplex? Cyn: Or how about the top rope Brainbuster? Dan: Oh my god...there it is. The Top Rope Brainbuster! And the cover, 1......... . . . . . . . 2. . . . . .thr-no, Bates picks him up. Ozzy is now setting him up for the Jailbreak! He hits it...it's all over! Ozzy is not covering him. He is picking him up for another Jail Break! Oh my god...a second one! Now Ozzy with the pin! 1 . . . . . 2. . . . . . .thre-no, another pick-up by Ozzy...now what's he doing? He looks to be seting him up for another DDT...he picks him up, and Crime Spree!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! REBEL IS OUT COLD! Ozzy with the pin, as the FIRM comes down to ringside. Ozzy with the cover...ONE . . . . . TWO. . . . . . . THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: And the winner of this match, and STILL...AICW World's Television Champion, "The Convict" Ozzy Ba(ugh) (James Garibaldi hits Andy Burton over the head with a violin case) Dan: OH MY GOD! GIVE ME A BREAK! THAT'S ANDY BURTON! C'MON ARGIE! Cyn: Time for me to go...I've got to take care of some business! Dan: Whatever...and now the FIRM is beating on the fallen Rebel! Vic has a chair, as Ozzy holds him up! BOO-YA! Chair shot by Vic. Vic now laying the chair on the mat. Ozzy with the pick-up, and BOO-YA! Jail Break on the chair! James Garibaldi is on the outside of the ring. He is bringing in a table. OH MY GOD!!!!!! Now Ozzy is climbing on top of the table, with Rebel! He picks him up!! OH NO! A DOUBLE BOO-YA! Jail Break through a table. Rebel is totally unconscience. Get some help for him! Here comes AICW officials...and the FIRM just beats the hell outta them too! This is rediculus! Crime Spree on a ref. Shakedown on another official! This is disgusting...Cyn is kicking Rebel! Now, the FIRM consisting of Bates, Vic Garibaldi, and Alex Raptor, walk over to Rebel. They are un-buttoning their pants! GIMMIE A BREAK!!!!! They are all now peeing on Rebel! This is disgusting! I can't do this anymore.... (You can hear a headset fall to the ground, as the cameras pick up Dan "The Man" Chan leaving the broadcast area as the scene fades.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------- ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. What did you think of the show? Send comments to aicw@rocketmail.com