Dan: What action we've got tonight on MONDAY NIGHT WAR!!! Now we're getting set for our next match-up, so take it away Andy B.!!! Andy Burton: The next contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match!!! First, making their way to the ring area, lead by manager LORD AWESOME, at a total combined weight, of 541 lbs. Here is the team of STORM and BLADE....THE ROADKILLERS!!!!! Dan: Roadkillers looking ready to do battle, wait a minute, folks. Now we're gonna take you back to the locker room area earlier tonight and show you what just transpired between these two teams... ----- (scene opens up in Roadkillers locker room. Storm and Blade are just coming into the arena) Storm: Are you ready? We gonna take it to the Golden Cavalry! Dan: Look out from behind! It's Scott Thompson and The Equalizer! They just nailed The Roadkillers. Now, Thompson setting up Storm and he throws him head first into the lockers. Equalizer with a WHAM!!! Slams Blade onto the hard concrete and here comes Big D and The Knick Man and they flee like mice! Andy Burton: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight, of 588 lbs...here is "THE GOLDEN STALLION" SCOTT THOMPSON, and THE EQUALIZER...THE GOLDEN CAVALRY!!!! Dan: And right away all four men going at it fisticuffs! There's no love lost between these two teams! Now Blade sending Thompson in for the ride...BIG BACK BODY DROP!!!! Storm with an irish whip and NAILS the Equalizer with a lariat! The Golden Cavalry rolls outside to regroup, and now look The Roadkillers are gonna NO! Thompson and Equalizer quickly move out of the way as the Roadkillers fake a flying attack. Dima: These Golden idiots are easily tricked! Dan: But wait, they let their guard down too quickly and now both Roadkillers, Blade and Storm WHAM!!! WOW WHAT TAG TEAM EXPERTISE! Blade connects with Thompson, but Storm looks a little winded, and now Equalizer with an irish whip into the guardrail. Equalizer charges him and BIG BACK BODY DROP sends the Equalizer into the second row! Blade now picks up Thompson and a piledriver on the outside! He picks up Thompson but OUCH!!! A low blow by Thompson sends Blade to his knees... Dima: Blade, bowing down like the American dog that he is! Dan: Equalizer and Storm now are fighting through the crowd but Thompson rolling Blade into the ring. Scott Thompson setting him up.....BOO-YA!!! GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!!! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! It's over!!! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match....THE GOLDEN CAVALRY!!! Dan: The Golden Cavalry getting the win, but I don't think it's over! Scott Thompson picking up Blade, but Blade with the thumb to the eye! Blade sets him up and BOO-YA!!! Clothesline over the top ropes by Blade! Blade going to the outside and now he's brawling with Scott. The crowd not even paying attention, they're loving the action here, and Scott Thompson and Blade are going at it up the ramp. Now onto the platform. Thompson with a snap suplex and now there is "The Golden Boy" Johnny Smith stomping away at Blade. And they're double teaming him! Dima: This Golden Cavalry can only get the advantage by cheating, just like all Americans! Dan: We've got a camera on The Equalizer and Storm, folks we're gonna try to stay with this as much as possible, now LOOK!!! There they are, both men are now in the hallway and security is keeping the fans back. Equalizer now setting for an irish whip REVERSED BY STORM and the Equalizer goes flyinh into the Budweiser Stand! Now Storm with a hotdog, and nails him with it! Dima: He slaps Equalizer with what you Americans would call "his weiner!!!" Dan: Will you stop! Security now is breaking it up in the concession area, but back at ringside, Smith and Thompson are really doing a number on Blade but look out here comes THE STONE with a steel chair he swings and misses...just barely misses Johnny Smith. he and Scott Thompson quickly retreat. The Stone raises his hands and the crowd gives him a huge pop! What a night we are having here on Monday Night War!!! Dima: It is PATHETIC! Not a single Russian on the card! Dan: Now I understand that we have the AICW's Reba Kola standing in the back! Take it away Reba! Reba: Thank you Dan! I... (Russian Roulette comes up from behind and nails Reba Kola with the Russian Roulette. He stands over her, gives her a "groin chop" and walks off the screen.) Dan: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! Russian Roulette just caught Reba Kola with that Russian Roulette! Reba is out! Somebody give her some medical attention! Dima: I warned you Dan that somebody would pay for what the AICW did to me! The gun can go off at any minute and it just hit Reba Kola! Ha Ha Ha! Dan: I do not find this funny Dima! Anyway.... ("Bullet in Your Hand" by emmet swimming begins and the curtain slowly opens. Devon Burke begins to make his way to the ring.) Dan: It's "Big D" Devon Burke! Dima: The only BIG D in the AICW is DIMA! (He is wearing blue jeans and a AICW t-shirt. And riding in a wheel chair. He has a cast on his leg and a neck brace, all because of the Demonweb. He makes his way to ring side and is handed a microphone. The crowd is hushed in disbelief at the extent of his injuries. The music quiets and the arena is totally silent. With a long sigh Burke begins..) DB: (in a solomn voice) Well, Bane it looks like you won. I can't wrestle anymore because of what you did. You broke me, Bane. Ended my career. I guess I gotta hang 'em up. Go live in the Valley or some thing. (Burke begins to wheel back to the locker room, when the wheel chair gets stuck on a wire. Burke still holding the mic. Looks really frustrated and he stands up. He reaches down and rips off the leg cast and kicks the wheel chair. Then he flexes his neck and traps and the neck brace pops off. The crowd goes nuts and the cheering is deafening.) DB: BANE! You didn't break s(beep)t! Look at this. Did you honestly think you could break me? If you did you're way off base pal. Yeah, you and your flunkies gave me some great shots. But, Bane you've never faced anyone like me before. A guy that loves pain as much as you. (stops and scratches his head. Looks up and grins) DB: You want me out of this fed. Hell no! Bane, s(beep)t ain't like that. Come on down, little Demon and we'll have oursleves a good o'le fashion ruckus. Hell, maybe we'll even wrestle at little bit. Second thing is to Byron Brady, thanks for stepping in. I'm looking foward to Survival, it'll be time for my favorite thing. A little f(beep)n revenge. (turns and walks back to the ring he hops up and sits in the corner) DB: But I didn't come out here to talk about Kyle Bane. There's something else on my mind. Johnny Smith, I told you I'd be here. And here I am. You've got a GOLDEN opportunity to come on down to the ring and make peace. Let's see if you got the balls. ("Golddust Woman" by Fleetwood Mac begins and Johnny Smith makes his way out from the lockerroom. He is wearing a pinstriped Armani and black loafers. He is flanked by Equalizer and Scott Thompson. He walks down to ring side and Burke just stares at him. Equalizer and Thompson stand out side the ring and Smith climbs in. Burke and Smith stare at each other and Johnny Smith reaches for the mic. Burke knocks his hand away.) DB: Now, Smith. I see you brought your little playmates with you. What you don't trust me? I have half a mind to just drop you right here, but I am a man of my word. You came out here to shake my hand and end this thing. Let's do it. (Burke extends his hand..) JS: You're right you are a man of your word. Ok then, I got no problem putting this feud to rest. (Smith and Burke shake hands. Smith pulls Burke in close and whispers something into his ear. Burke looks at him indisbelief. He drops the mic and walks out of the ring shaking his head. Smith picks up the mic and yells after him.) JS: Burke, stop right there. (Burke stops and turns back around) You'll see I'm right. I promise you, the Golden Boy doesn't lie. It's the honest truth, I hope you realize I'm doing you a favor. (Burke walks out of the arena, leaving Smith and The Golden Cavalry in the ring. After 30 seconds or so the Golden Cavalry makes their way back to the locker room.) Dan: Wow! I wonder what Johnny Smith said to Devon Burke? Dima: He said, DIMA IS GOD! Dan: Yeah, sure he did! We'll be back with more of Heat right after these commercial messages!