Dan: And we're back! Dima: (wiping his chair) That dirty Italian! I don't want to get his germs on me! Dan: Coming up, we have a match featuring Chandler Stone taking on..... (Suddenly, the arena goes quiet, and the speakers start to play the theme music from The Godfather.) Dan: Oh my!!! It's the theme music for that mystery man! Dima: I hope he is Russian! (Suddenly, a small man appears through the curtains. It is the mystery man who has been yearning to enter the ring again. The man is wearing a white suit and has a white bandana on. He is carrying what seems to be an old championship belt. He slowly walks towards the ring and when he reaches the outside, he takes off his bandana and hands it to a child at ringside. When he takes his bandana off, it reveals a bald shaved head. He points at the kid and winks. He then steps into the ring and motions for a mic.) Man:- (After grabbing the mic, he walks around the ring with a smile on 7his face. He is a young looking cruiserweight.) Hi there... (Crowd goes wild. There is a pause while the crowd settles down) Man:- Well...A lot of you might know me, but a lot of you don't. To all those that know me, I am George Muldoon, the last champion of the EWF...(Lifts up the belt) and the person responsible for shutting it down!!! (In a quick action, he throws the belt on the ground). But I have taken much time off, and it is time I returned to the ring. But that belt is useless. This is NOT the EWF. This is the AICW, and I have seen a lot of talent in the few matches I've actually seen. This federation looks like it will actually give me a bit of competition! (Crowd cheers. Pause while crowd settles) Muldoon:- Well...There is another reason I am here. His name is Vic Garibaldi. Now Vic has been in every single fed I've been in, but lately we've been having some problems. (Crowd gasps). Vic, you remember in the EWF and AWA? You were the AWA World heavyweight Champion, and I was the EWF World Heavyweight Champion. Because of our two egoes, we never really made our full potetial. Well...This is a new fed, and I think we should forget the past...Except for the times when we've been champions together! Vic...(Points to his heart) You made me the man I am today. I was in The Firm in your other feds, and I even made a short lived New Firm in a fed. Vic...If there is room in The Firm for me, I promise you that will be here to stay! I have beed dubbed "The Future of Professional Wrestling," and I'm gonna prove to you all that I am! Other people from older feds have misjudged me and underestimated me. Well...Make that mistake and you won't get anywhere with George Muldoon! I FIRMly believe this! (With that, he drops his mic and slowly walks back to the locker room. As he does, he slaps the fans hands) Dan: George Muldoon??? In the AICW??? This is incredible! Dima: Just what we need! ANOTHER dirty italian! Dan: George Muldoon looking to be reunited with The Firm! However, rumors have it that Alek Dane might be the fourth man! Who knows what can happen with The Firm! Well folks, there are some rather…unusual circumstances surrounding this next match… Dima: Argie is cheapskate! That is problem… Dan: Well, the Stone has bought the rights to a certain high-profile children’s property and animated series, and he intended to collect royalties for each time the name and likenesses of the characters were used here tonight. Now…being as the AICW is on a tight budget, Argie has opted not to allow the names or likenesses of these characters to be shown or used tonight. Umm…this should be a rather interesting match to call… Dima: Bah! It is just another match to Dima! (DING DING DING) Andy: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his manager, from parts unknown, weight unknown, here is the Stone’s opponent!!! (The wrestler heretofore known as Tuxedo Mask and his manager, up until tonight called “Sailor Moon,” come down to ringside. On television their images are video-distorted.) Dan: The kids love Tu…the Stone’s opponent and his manager! Dima: The Russian children love DIMA!!! Dan: The Stone’s opponent looking for a win here tonight, despite the fact that the fans at home can’t even see him… Dima: It is an American conspiracy! It is capitalist dogma and it make me sick to my stomach with nausea! Andy: And his opponent, from Washington, D.C., weighing 227 pounds, here is The Stone! Dan: The Stone not very well-received here in the Key Arena! Dima: Bah! What do the fans know? DIMA is often not very well-received in American arenas! The American fans all envy the Russian Powerhouse! Dan: The Stone now tugging on the ropes and stretching as the manager of the Stone’s opponent removes the Stone’s opponent's cape. There's the bell, and we're underway! The Stone and his opponent lock up, and The Stone with a side headlock. The Stone’s opponent backs The Stone into the ropes, and now he whips him to the other side as The Stone releases the hold. The Stone on the rebound, and right into a dropkick! The Stone now back on his feet, but his opponent takes him over with a hiptoss! And another! The Stone backs off into a corner as the Stone’s opponent feeds off the cheers of the fans! Dima: They cheer like trained monkeys! Dan: The Stone now pulling himself to his feet and tugging the top rope. Now he's approaching for a lock-up...no, he steps away and goes back to tugging on that top rope! The Stone now cracks his neck and moves in for another lock-up...no, once again he backs off and tugs on the rope! Dima: Perhaps it is loose! Dan: Now this young superstar getting sick of The Stone's antics, and he goes right after him! But the Stone sidesteps him and gives him a little shove through the ropes as his opponent goes down to the outside! Now...what's this? The Stone's going to the corner as referee Ramon De La Cerveza puts the count to...The Stone's opponent! The Stone's opponent's manager tending to, ummm...the Stone's opponent, while the Stone in the corner...what's he doing? Dima: Perhaps he found that the ropes were loose, and he is tightening them! Dan: It looks like he's fumbling with that turnbuckle pad! The Stone's opponent rolls back into the ring, and now the Stone puts the boots to him! Now a twisting arm wringer, and a rocker dropper! The Stone makes a lazy cover, and only a one count there. The Stone brings his opponent back to his feet, and an Irish whip...now a knee to the gut sends his opponent down! The Stone now points at Sail[no audio]...whoops, I hope the guys in the truck caught that... Dima: You are pathetic! Dan: The Stone has promised to give the lovely manager of...his opponent tonight a kiss on the cheek, and knowing him he has other, baser intentions in mind! The Stone back to that corner pad, and Ramon De La Cerveza checking on what he's doing. The Stone now innocently turns around, and rushes out of the corner with a kneedrop on his opponent! The Stone's opponent now clutching his eye...that knee may have hit in a bad spot...the official checking on the Stone's opponent as the Stone goes back to that corner pad again! He's tearing at it with his teeth now, and he's loosening it up! Dima: Perhaps it is his intention to tighten it! Dan: The Stone now brings his opponent back to his feet, and he drives a knee into the ribs! A swinging DDT by The Stone plants his opponent into the canvas! Now the Stone rips the corner pad off, and he's pulling his opponent up by the hair! His intentions are pretty clear now! Dima: Not necessarily. Dan: The Stone looking to ram his foe face-first into that exposed steel! But no, Tu...the Stone's opponent with a waistlock, and a German suplex! 1...2...kickout! He caught the Stone off-guard on that one! Now The Stone back up, and he grabs his opponent's legs! Now...oooh, he just dropped a headbutt right into the groin area! The referee admonishing him, but the Stone is apparently adamant that he directed it to the lower abdominals! The Stone's going up top, and...FROG SPLASH! He calls that the Glam Slam! The Stone doesn't make a cover on that one, and...what's this? Johnny Smith is coming down the aisle with the Golden Cavalry! Johnny Smith! Johnny Smith is looking for revenge on The Stone! Dima: As you Americans say, the paybacks are being hell! Dan: The Stone just noticed Johnny Smith! The Cavalry are staying in the aisle as Johnny Smith approaches the ring! Ramon De La Cerveza is warning Smith to stay back! The Stone now jawing at Johnny Smith, and...he just have him the People's Finger! Now...wait a minute, Tu...I mean, the Stone's opponent from behind, and he just rammed him into that exposed steel turnbuckle!! The Stone collapses to the mat, and the Stone's opponent goes up top! MOONSAULT!! Moonsa...can we say that? The Stone's opponent with a cover, and a 1....2.....3!!! What an upset victory!!! Dima: The Stone will be upset when he recovers! Not only because of the match, but because his investment is not paying off! But that is the price of living in a capitalistic society! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest: The Stone's opponent!!! (The blurry figure of Tuxedo Mask stands in the ring victoriously as a graphic appears at the bottom of the screen that reads: "Winner: Name Withheld") Dan: The Stone's opponent, very happy getting the major upset over The Stone, and The Stone is not one happy camper! He's going after Johnny Smith and here we go!!! The Stone and Johnny Smith brawling in the aisle as AICW officials and security come to break it up! Dima: This Stone is what you Americans call a "sore loser" Fortunatlely, I wouldn't know what that is because DIMA never loses! Dan: We'll be back with more of Monday Night War! Stay with us!