THREE!!!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! THE SAINT KICKED OUT!!!! AMAZING! Legion can't believe it!!! Legion slowly getting up. He pulls The Saint up as well. Legion hooking The Saint. He lifts him up and FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX!!! Incredible!!! Legion pulling out all the stops for this one! Legion with a push to the Saint and The Saint hitting the escalator! The Saint hitting the escalator railing and here comes Legion and FLYING BODY PRESS!!!! And both men go tumbling down the escalator stairs!!! These men are going all out for this one! Dima: They are FOOLS! They will kill each other! Dan: The crowd gathering around, trying to get a closer look at the action. Both men finally reaching the bottom and they are both on their backs as Referee James Roma making his way down the stairs. Legion slowly getting to his feet. The Saint trying to move as well, but I think he's pretty hurt Dima! Legion on his feet and they are downstairs at the front gate. Legion whipping The Saint over and THE SAINT HITS THE TURNSTILE!!! The Saint hitting that turnstyle and he flips over and falls to the other side. Legion taking his time, slowly walking over to The Saint and he puts his foot on top of him for the lazy cover............one..........two........... NO! The Saint getting his shoulder up AGAIN! What determination displayed by the AICW World Heavyweight Champion! Dima: That is not determination. That is FOOLISHNESS!!! Dan: Legion bringing The Saint outside and ladies and gentlemen, they are outside in the parking lot!!!! Meanwhile, The Pain Connection and Revelations still brawling! Danny Moore pearched on the top and here he comes and BOO-YA!!! Connects across the back of the head of Revelations! And the big man stumbles, but he doesn't fall! Steve Dunne going over and he grabs a chair. He takes the chair and BOO-YA!!!! Right across the head of Revelations and finally, the big massive man falls down to the mat. And now Revelations is going to be easy prey for the Pain Connection, but fortunately for Angel, she's made her way to the back to attend to her man The Saint! Dima: This Saint is not a man. He is a WIMP!!! Dan: Back at the parking lot, Legion has The Saint spread out across somebody's car! HEY WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S MY CAR!!!!! OH NO!!!! He just SHATTERED MY DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW! Legion opening the lock and climbing into MY CAR! Hey, wait a minute!!! He's HOTWIRING MY CAR!!!! HE CAN'T DO THAT!!! LEGION IS DRIVING MY CAR!!!! HE'S DRIVING IT STRAIGHT TO A LARGE STACK OF BOXES AND OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He just CRASHED MY CAR and THE SAINT INTO THOSE BOXES! And I just washed that car!!! Dima: Your car is pathetic Dan! I'm surprised that pitiful American engine even starts! Dan: The Saint rolling off the car onto the grown and I think this match is history!!! However, James Roma is nowhere in sight!!! Legion getting out of MY car and he falls right on top of The Saint for the cover! Legion pounding on the concrete......one........two......three!!! He should be the champ right now! Legion pounding again......one........two........three!!! And again........one........two........three!!!! However, it doesn't count because there's no James Roma! Dima: Legion has beaten The Saint three times now! Dan: And here comes James Roma! James Roma finally getting over to make the count and here we go...........ONE........TWO......... THREE!!!! NO WAY!!!! THE SAINT KICKED OUT!!!! And Legion is pissed and he's all up in the face of James Roma. Roma slowly backing off and Legion following him. I think he's going to attack Roma! Wait a minute! Here comes Angel!!! Angel going over to The Saint and she opens her bible and is reading bible scriptures to him! And wait a minute!!! We got something going on back here!!! HERE COMES KYLE BANE!!! Kyle Bane strolling down the aisle with an evil grin on his face and I wonder what he's up to? The Pain Connection still trying to keep the big Revelations down and Bane stops and does a dance at ringside! This guy is crazy! Dima: Did you know that Dima is Russian for "Dances like the gods!" Dan: Kyle Bane walking over to the official who's holding the World Title! He must be up to no good as always! Bane towering over the official... Kyle: Give it to me. (Pointing to the belt) Now! Dan: The AICW official refusing to hand the belt over to Bane. Bane walking over to the timekeeper and he GRABS THE BELL! Bane taking the timekeeper bell and OH GOD NO!!! (DING) Dan: Kyle Bane cracking the bell right across the head of the official! He'll be fined for that one for sure!!! He grabs the AICW World Heavyweight Title and now he's making his way towards the back! "The Demon" Kyle Bane is STEALING the AICW World Heavyweight Championship! Meanwhile Legion still backing James Roma down as Angel continues to read him scriptures and The Saint is GETTING TO HIS FEET!!! The Saint is slowly but surely getting to his feet and HE'S UP!!! Legion doesn't have a clue! Legion still backing down James Roma and here comes the Saint and he GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND BY HIS HAIR!!!! The Saint picking him up and HE SLAMS HIM ON TOP OF MY CAR!!! Why me? Dima: Because you are puny little man! That's why! Dan: The Saint climbing on top of the car as well. Now he lifts Legion up in the air and POWERBOMB ACROSS THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!!! The Saint with the cover...........one...........two........... three!!!! NOPE! Legion once again kicking out! The Saint grabbing him and now he's bringing him back to the arena. Meanwhile back at the arena Revelations is back on his feet and he's fighting off both members of The Demonweb! Revelations taking Danny Moore and CHOKESLAM BY REVELATIONS!!! Revelations grabbing big Steve Dunne and he lifts him up and CHOKESLAMS DUNNE AS WELL!!! And Revelations taking control!! But he doesn't realize that Bane just got away with the heavyweight championship belt! Dima: Because he's big dumb AMERICAN! He has mustard seed for brains! Dan: Shut up Dima! The Saint and Legion back inside of the arena and The Saint pushing Legion into a nearby bathroom! James Roma following them as well. The Saint with the irish whip and Legion goes crashing into the wall! The Saint going into his pocket and he pulls out a bottle of holy water! The Saint taking the water and he's picks him up to his feet... Saint: Legion, I made a holy man out of your leader, and I am going to do the same thing to you! With this water I hereby cleanse you of your sins! Dan: And The Saint throwing the bottle of holy water right in the face of Legion! Legion wiping his face, and The Saint setting him up and DDT TO THE GROUND! The Saint kicking Legion in the face and now he's opening the stall! The Saint dragging Legion over to the toliet stall. The Saint pulling him up and Legion with the knee to the stomach! The Saint bending over and Legion lifting him up in the air!!!! Legion has him up and HE'S GOING TO PILEDRIVE HIM RIGHT INTO THE TOILET!!!! This is exactly the same thing he did to Saint Stephen!!!! Legion has him up and he's standing over the toliet!!! He sets him up and THE SAINT FLIPS OUT!!! The Saint flips out and lands on his feet. The Saint from behind and BOO-YA!!! Nails him with the ARMEGEDDON!!!! Right on top of the toliet!!!! Legion is knocked out!!!! The Saint with the cover..........ONE..........TWO.......... THREE!!!!! THE SAINT HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winner of this match, and STILLLLLLL the AICW World Heavyweight Champion........THE SAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTTTT!!!!!! Dan: The Saint victorious over Legion and he retains the AICW World Title! However, what he doesn't know is that Bane has the belt! The Saint is on his way back to the arena and he's going to be a very angry man once he finds out that his title belt is gone! Dunne and Moore making their way towards the back and Christina O and Mr Y inside the bathroom dragging the bruised and battered Legion And The Saint making his way towards the ring and he's climbing into the ring receiving a standing ovation. The Saint motioning over to Andy and Andy Burton hands him the mic.... Saint: To all you sinners watching, let that serve as a lesson that I am not afraid to lower myself to a sinner's level if it will get the job done. I am not afraid to beat a sinner at his own game, and I will continue to do so as long as sin and decadence remain in the AICW. But I vowed before to lead this federation into the Promised Land, and I also am making a vow that with the Saint as your champion that before too long sin and depravity will no longer be a part of this federation and when the Saint makes a vow, he sure as hell sticks to it! The Saint has spoken AICW so you can rest assured that it shall be done! Dan: Strong words from The Saint! Dima: But no belt to show for it! Ha Ha Ha! Dan: The Saint walking over to the official and he sees the belt is gone!!! Revelations walking over and he holds his head down in shame! We're out of time ladies and gentlemen! See you next time! Good night!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------- ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. All rights reserved. What did you think of the show? Send all comments to aicw@rocketmail.com