Dan: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event! Tonight, The Saint will be defending his newly acquired AICW World Title against Kyle Bane's right hand man Legion in a Falls Count Anywhere match! Now as you know, Legion does have some experience in this type of match! Dima: Yes! This Legion ended another religious DOG'S career in the same type of match! Dan: This is not going to be a pretty sight! Andy Burton is standing inside the ring. The wait is over!!! Let's go!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH for the AICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! (Loud cheers from the crowd) Introducing first, the challenger, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 260 pounds, here is LEGION!!!!!!!!! Dan: Legion being accompanied to the ring by Christina O, and this match is NOT going to be in the favor of The Saint! Although Legion isn't accompanied with The Demonweb, you can bet that they are somewhere in this arena! Dima: Bane's minions attack harder than my people when its time for food distribution! Dan: Legion climbing into the ring and look at the look of terror on his face. This man looks extremely dangerous and he knows that this is his big chance! Dima: Ha! His chance for FAILURE! Andy Burton: And his opponent..... (The lights in the arena go out) Dan: Oh boy... Dima: Dan, you are touching my leg! Dan: I AM NOT! Voice over P.A. speaker: AICW, tonight marks the begining of a new era, and era where morality, honor, and integrity are valued and no longer an afterthought to those who compete in this federation. Tokyo, Japan was the start of the Golden Days of the AICW, an age where the sinners no longer shall have free reign, where evil no longer runs rampant, overwhelming the weak and helpless, for one man and one man alone stood up in the face of evil, stood up for what is right and good, and brought the evil entity known as Kyle Bane cowering to his knees in confession. From this day forward, the AICW shall know nothing but justice and righteousness as it follows the path traveled by it's new leader, it's new hero, the Chosen One, the AICW World Champion.......the Saint! Dan: OH MY!!! The crowd is going wild! Look at that silver cross at the entranceway as The Saint makes his way down the aisle. The Saint wearing a beautiful full length golden robe! Dima: He purchased that with the offering money he collects at his false temple! Dan: Stop that! The Saint holding his arms out and leaning back his head and now he brings his head back up and continues his way towards the ring. He's making a cross symbol bestowing a little blessing on the fans. The Saint climbing into the ring and he's holding the AICW World Heavyweight Title up in the air! Angel walking over to Andy and she takes the mic. Now she hands it to the champ and let's here what he has to say. Saint: AICW fans worldwide, tonight you shall see the Golden Era of the AICW begin. I vowed that I would walk out of Tokyo, Japan as the new AICW Champion, and I did exactly that. Tonight, I am making another vow, that when it is all said and done that I shall go down in the books as the greatest AICW champion ever. Tonight we all take our first step together towards the Promised Land I swore I would lead you all to. I vanquished the Demon Kyle Bane, and sent him packing to hell where he belongs, and my dismantling of the Demon Web continues here tonight! (Crowd pop) Legion, last time we faced, fate smiled down upon you in the form of a timekeeper's bell. I was bound by the rules and regulations of the AICW rulebook. Tonight, I am no longer bound by those rules, and tonight I shall finish the job I started long ago. Your time has finally run out, and tonight the same fate the fell upon your master Bane shall be the same fate that seals your doom! I am going to finish you once and for all, tonight the light shall shine down upon you brighter than it ever has before, and before this entire world I vow that you will confess........or else! Dan: And Legion has had enough and he attacks The Saint before the bell rings! Legion going to work on the Saint nailing him with closed fist punches to the face! But The Saint taking the punishment, and he retaliates with punches of his own! Both men going back and forth, trading punches left and right! You're probably not going to see too many armdrag takedowns in this match! Legion grabbing The Saint's hand and HE BITES IT! Legion with his teeth locked on the hand of the Saint and the Saint with a knee to the stomach forcing Legion to release his hand! Dima: This Legion is like wild animal without food for days! Dan: The Saint grabbing Legion by the head. He takes him and rams his head against the ring apron! And look? There's a camera shot of the leader of The Demonweb, Kyle Bane sitting in the dressing room watching the match. And from the looks of it, he looks very disinterested! Meanwhile, The Saint in control of this one as he irish whips Legion into the ropes. The Saint going to the other side and here he comes and BOO-YA!!! Nails Legion with a running forearm and Legion falls down to the mat! Dima: That forearm was WEAK! In Russia, The Saint couldn't even take down a Russian woman with such a pathetic manuever! Dan: I don't think ANYBODY can take down a Russian woman with that move! The Saint pulling him up and STANDING DROPKICK BY THE SAINT!!! And Legion goes tumbling over the top ropes out onto the concrete! The Saint on the inside and now he's just waiting for Legion. Legion struggling to get to his feet. The Saint charging him and OH MY GOODNESS!!!! The Saint nailing him with the LEAP OF FAITH and Legion flying right into the ebonics commentating booth shattering it completely! Dima: I guess "The Hood" won't be able to enjoy AICW action! Dan: The Saint very aggressive tonight and he's going to have to be to put Legion away. The Saint getting to his feet. He goes over to Legion and kicks him in the ribs. Now The Saint pulling him up to his feet. The Saint measuring him up and KNEE TO THE GROIN!!!! And Legion bending over in pain. The Saint picking him up and UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE TABLE!!!! Forget about it! Referee James Roma making the count..............ONE..............TWO......... AND CHRISTINA O BREAKS THE COUNT! The Saint standing over Christina and HERE COMES ANGEL AND B00-YA! She nails Christina with a beautiful roundhouse kick! Wait a minute!!! HERE COMES THE PAIN CONNECTION!!! Oh boy!! The Pain Connection running to the ring. Dunne from behind and he takes Angel down with a clothesline! And Danny and Steve putting the boots to Angel! This is a WOMAN FOR GODS SAKE!!! Dima: A woman belongs at HOME cooking dinner for DIMA! She has no business near a wrestling ring and she is getting what she deserves! Dan: The Saint not taking too kindly to The Pain Connection's tactics and he's going over to them! Wait a minute! Legion is up and he has a chair and BOO- YA!!! Cracks it right across the head of The Saint!!! The Saint falling to the ground. Legion taking the chair again and BOO-YA! Brings it across the back of The Saint! Legion putting the chair down and he makes the cover.....................ONE.............TWO...............KICKOUT BY THE SAINT! The Pain Connection still attacking Angel and HERE COMES REVELATIONS! The huge monster Revelations making his way towards the ring. He comes from behind Danny and Steve and they have no clue he is there. Revelations grabbing both men by the head. He takes them and BOO-YA! Rams the both of them into each other! And finally, we have a fair match here! Dima: This match will only be fair if RUSSIAN ROULETTE was in it! Dan: Legion now with the advantage and he picks the holy one up. Irish whip by Legion sends The Saint crashing right into the steel barrier! And The Saint flipping over and falls into the crowd. Legion going back to the ring and now he's climbing up to the top! Legion climbing up to the top ropes! Don't tell me he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do. Legion off the top and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Legion just leaped off the top ropes right into the crowd, crashing on top of the battered body of The Saint! Legion with the cover..........................one.................two............ THREE!!! NO! The Saint barely getting that left shoulder up! And Legion just staring at referee James Roma. Legion going back to work on The Saint and he brings him to his feet. The Saint with a punch to Legion and Legion retaliates by shoving The Saint up the stairs. Legion and The Saint now brawling up the stairs, and there's another shot of Kyle Bane! Is he falling asleep Dima? Dima: It is past the pathetic Bane's bedtime and he's falling asleep! Dan: Angel starting to recover from that viscious attack at the hands of The Pain Connection and meanwhile The Pain Connection and Revelations seem to be having a falls count anywhere match of their own! All three men still brawling at ringside. Meanwhile Legion and The Saint have reached the exit and they are still brawling out into the lobby. The Saint grabbing Legion and a irish whip and LEGION GOES CRASHING INTO THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!! Legion hitting the water fountain hard and he falls to his back. The Saint slowly walking towards him and now he does a sign of the cross over him. The Saint bringing Legion to his feet and BOO-YA!!! Rams the head of Legion smack into that water fountain. And blood beginning to pour from the forehead of Legion! Dima: Dima never BLEEDS! Dan: The Saint taking his head and BOO-YA! Rams his head against the water fountain once again! And Legion collapses to the ground. The Saint falls on top of him for the cover.................one...............two......... THREE!!! NO!!! Legion getting his shoulder up. The Saint pulling him up once again. Irish whip...NO...reversal by Legion and The Saint goes flying into the HOT DOG MAN! The hot dog man looks hurt from that collision and so does the Saint, burning himself on that portable heater! Legion lifts him up once again. He picks him up in the air and BOO-YA!!! Inverted atomic drop by Legion! Legion measuring him up and ELBOWDROP right on top of The Saint! The Saint in trouble now. Legion back to his feet and he scoops The Saint up and BRINGS HIM DOWN HARD WITH A BODY SLAM! Legion with the cover ..................one.........................two................ THREE!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!! NO!!!! The Saint BARELY kicking out of that one! Referee James Roma saying it was a two and Legion looks irate! Legion going over to the AICW merchandise stand and there's a television showing all this great AICW action! Dima: This Legion better not look straight at the camera. He will break it with his ugliness! Dan: Cut it out Dima! Legion pushing the vendor out of the way and he's pulling on the television set! Legion trying to pull the TV right off the wall and HE DOES!!! Legion has the television set and I think he's going to use it as a weapon on The Saint! Legion bringing the TV over to the Saint. He takes it and OH MY!!!!!! Drops it right across the chest of The Saint!!! And The Saint coughing from the blow of that television. Legion leaping up and OH GOD NO!!! Legion jumping right on top of that TV breaking it across the chest of The Saint! And I don't think The Saint's gonna recover from that one! Dima: Nobody can recover from such a fatal blow except for RUSSIAN ROULETTE! Dan: Legion with the cover...............one...............two.............