(The camera fades in to a shot of the ring, covered in rotten eggs and colored eggshells. A number of fans are chanting in unison "CLEAN IT UP! CLEAN IT UP!" As the camera pans the area, we can see ringside fans clutching their noses and sneering in disgust at the obvious stench of the rotten eggs. Suddenly, some fans begin to cheer. The cheers get louder and the camera shot switches to the entranceway, where an AICW maintenance man is making his way to the ring. He waves and tags hands on the way to the ring. As he enters the ring, he gets a big pop from the first few sections of fans.) Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a clean-up crew working on the ring--thank God--but while he's taking care of business, let's take you to Brandon Yeager, who's standing by right now with Pretty Boy Troy Walcott! Brandon Yeager: Hi, I'm AICW broadcast journalist Brandon Yeager, and I am here with the AICW's former Television Champion, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott and his bodyguard Executive. Troy, you're fired up and set to take on The Firm's hitman...Alex Raptor! Pretty Boy: That's right "B.Y."...by the way nice tie. Alex Raptor, you've been running your mouth long enough, but now it's showtime, and who do you know that can put on a show like the showstopper. I guarantee you won't be seeing Vic's shakedown, The Saint's Armageddon, and you probably won't be seeing Brady's Steel City Suplex...you know why? BORING! I bring the excitement to the ring, so you all can prepare to be dazzled from the air and the mat! Brandon Yeager: Now Troy, how do you feel about Alex Raptor's comments concerning new AICW International Champion, and your fellow stable... Pretty Boy: (interrupting)...I don't like the word stable-mate...it's so.....passé, I prefer him to be called, my connex! Brandon Yeager:...Okay, concerning your connex, "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio? Pretty Boy: Alex Raptor can talk about C-licious all he wants to because Chris has got the gold, he doesn't or hasn't, Ozzy's got my belt, but I've been there and done that with a record setting time duration so that's no sweat...basically, the only thing Alex Raptor's got is an ass-whooping coming his way. You see while he was playing with Barbie dolls like the little fruity guy he is, PB was hitting the weights 'cause I'm gonna toss his little ass around the ring like a salad. Also, one more thing...It doesn't matter if you think I'm jiggy or not Alex Raptor...I'm not in it to please you pal, I'm in it for the girls, the gold...AND THE GREEN....see ya, and I wouldn't wanna be ya! Brandon Yeager: Well you heard it from the "Pretty Boy", now let's head down to ringside for what looks to be a great matchup with each participant representing their respective stable...take it away Dan! Dan: Thanks Brandon! Right now, we're just about ready to get back to more AICW action... Dima: It is about time! Dan: This next matchup has some very important implications. One man is the former and longest reigning AICW Television Champion ever, and the leader of the Enterprise! He dropped the TV belt to a member of The Firm! His opponent tonight is a hired hitman for The Firm. This feud between The Firm and The Enterprise has heated up to a level never before seen in the AICW! Tonight, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott takes on Alex Raptor in what should be an extraordinary matchup! Dima: These two stables are at each other's throats! <"Der Komissar" resonates throughout the arena.> Dan: Let's go to the ring! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and with a 30 minute time limit! Introducing first, led to the ring by "8 Ball" Vic Garibaldi and the AICW Television Champion, "The Convict" Oswald Bates, from Isla Nublar in the South Pacific, weighing 225 pounds, ALEX RAPTOR!!! Dan: Alex Raptor making his way down the aisle. It looks as though he's carrying a Tonka truck or jeep or something under his arm! Raptor also swinging around a mangled Ken Doll on a noose! This guy is too much! There you see a close up of that truck...complete with AICW Alex Raptor action figure at the wheel! Dima: This Raptor confuses me. Dan: He's coming this way!! Raptor...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! Dan: What is with this guy?! He's getting in the ring now, and he's badgering Andy Burton!!! Alex Raptor: No, no, no. Get the introduction right. These Osmond-worshipping, Salt Lake City morons are easily confused, so let ME do it. [rudely grabs the mic] "WEIGHING IN AT 225 lbs., ALEX "like Karl Malone in the paint" RAPTOR!!! Dan: Oh, lord! Alex Raptor: [in a Ricardo Montalban voice] ere I am, on my way to the arena, 'Drivin' Along In My Automobile,' seated on my rich, Corinthian Leather, and who's this crossing the street? JAYWALKER!! [Raptor mimics several crashing and screeching sound effects, along with 'Mr. Bill' type screaming 'oh noooooooooo!!!' as the Tonka Truck repeatedly drives over the Ken Doll] Dan: Fans, I'm at a loss for words. Dima: I can picture the sight of American families staring in shock at these...your....televisions. Dan: I'm pretty sure they're hoping this match could get underway! This should be a classic battle! The Pretty Plex versus The Prehistoric Plex! If Alex Raptor wins this one, it would undoubtedly be the biggest victory of his career, in addition to being a big victory for The Firm. It seems that Andy Burton has the microphoneonce again! <"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith plays throughout the arena.> Andy: And his opponent...led to the ring by The Executive, from "Pretty City", Connecticut, weighing 242 pounds, "PRETTY BOY" TROY WALCOTT! Dan: Troy Walcott making his way down the aisle...there you see him looking into that mirror, stroking his hair. Walcott, the former AICW Television Champion, looking to redeem himself for his loss to "The Convict" Oswald Bates. Dima: He is too pretty to win matches! The uglier you are, the tougher you are! Dan: Well, Troy is taking off his robe, but he's undressing very slowly. Somewhat uncharacteristic of Walcott. He usually is ready for action right off the bat! Raptor looking kind of aggravated. Uh-oh! The Executive trying to sneak his way around the ring, but Vic and Ozzy blocking the way! Raptor turns around to jaw at The Executive, but BOO-YAA!! Troy nails Raptor from behind with a double axe-handle! Walcott shoving Raptor into a corner, and he's punching away on him! Walcott now stomping all over Raptor's knee! He's trying to take away that martial arts attack of Raptor! Dima: That is the smart thing to do, although it is Dima's opinion that martial arts have no place in the wrestling ring! Only the most superior martial art in the world, Russian Ox-fighting, is worthy of implementation in Pro-Wrestling! Dan: Russian Ox-Fighting? Never heard of it. Walcott grabbing the legs of Raptor, and he pulls him out of the corner! Raptor down, and Walcott continuing to work on the legs! Walcott with a kick to the back of the knee, and another! Walcott in control, and working a smart match! Dima: Russian Ox-Fighting is only fought in three small villages southeast of Siberia! I was the village champion! Dan: Walcott dropping an elbow across the knee! Walcott now placing Raptor's leg across the bottom rope. BOO-YAA!! Walcott jumping on the knee! Raptor is in some serious trouble! OH NO! Walcott just spit at Garibaldi! Vic trying to get on the apron, but referee Ramon De La Cerveza preventing him from leaping up! Troy is taunting The Firm, daring them to interfere! Bates trying to hold Vic back, telling him to keep his head cool! Walcott now concentrating on Raptor, who's trying to get back to his feet! Walcott with an Irish whip! Raptor comes off the ropes, and ducks under a clothesline! Alex back again, and BOO-YAA! He nails Walcott in the knee with a pinpoint dropkick!!! Walcott goes down, Raptor goes down! Both men clutching their knees! Dima: This Raptor is quite a risk-taker! Dan: Alex Raptor known for his recklessness! Walcott using the ropes to help himself up, and Raptor also on his feet! Raptor with a single leg takedown! Alex setting him up, and he applies a spinning toe hold! Both men working on the legs!! Dima: This will degenerate into a cripple's match! Dan: Raptor cranking Walcott's knee. Walcott screaming in pain, but refusing to submit! Raptor now releasing the hold, and he drops an elbow across the back of that knee! Great wrestling by both men so far! Raptor slightly limping, and he manages to bring Troy to his feet! There's a scoop and a body slam by Alex Raptor! Raptor pulling up Walcott by the hair, and he lifts up Walcott for a belly-to-back suplex! Walcott comes down on top of Raptor!!! ONE.....TWO.....NO! That must've surprised Raptor! Dima: I am not surprised by anything! Dan: Walcott with a stomp to the gut, and now he grabs the legs of Raptor! It looks like he's trying to get him over in a Boston Crab!! Raptor doing everything he can to prevent it...Walcott gets him over! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza checking for the submission, but Raptor trying to hold on! Walcott looking to take away much of Alex Raptor's game! If he can prevent Raptor from using his martial arts or his aerial game, Walcott should have no problem getting the victory! Walcott releasing the hold, and now he's turning Raptor over! He's applying a figure four!! A Boston crab followed by a figure four! Devastating! Dima: This Walcott certainly looks like he's inflicting much pain on Raptor! Dan: Walcott grabbing the ropes to gain some leverage! Vic and Ozzy shouting to De La Cerveza about it! Ramon turns around, and Walcott is free to cheat! The Executive now pulling Walcott's arms, adding to the pain that Raptor has to go through! Vic and Ozzy realizing that arguing won't help, so they back off, and Walcott lets go of the Executive! Raptor still in pain, and it seems he may have passed out! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza counts! ONE..... TWO..... NO! Raptor rolls the shoulder up! Walcott again pulling the ropes,but referee Ramon De La Cerveza sees it! He's telling Troy to break the hold, but he won't do it! OH MY! De La Cerveza kicks Walcott's arms off the ropes!! Dima: Disqualify him!! Dan: Who? Dima: Alex Raptor! Dan: I think Troy should be the one to be disqualified! Walcott getting in De La Cerveza's face! Alex Raptor struggling to get to his feet! He's standing up on one leg, and hobbling over to Walcott! Raptor picking him up with an inverted scoop slam!!! BOO-YAA! He got him! What a great move by Alex Raptor! Dima: But he is not following up! Dan: Alex Raptor's knee must still be hurting him, and that's gonna slow him down! Raptor needs the ropes to help himself up, Walcott up to his feet, and he whips Raptor to the other side! Raptor off the ropes, he grabs Walcott in a headlock, and bulldogs him to the mat!! Raptor back up, and he sets up Walcott for a northern lights suplex! Well executed into a bridge! ONE.....TWO.....THR...NO! Only a two! Raptor propping up Walcott, and he goes to the ropes! Raptor with a double jump moonsault! BOO-YAA!!! Walcott stepped back and caught Raptor by the neck in mid-air with a reverse DDT!!!! Walcott with the cover! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! Walcott wi..NO! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza says it was only a two! Dima: That was a close call! Dan: Walcott going up to the top turnbuckle! He's perched up there, waiting for Raptor to get up! Raptor slowly coming to his senses.... Dima: He is in for quite a surprise! Dan: Walcott with a flying dropkick off the top!! What a move! Cover by Troy! ONE.....TWO..... NO! So close! What a contest! Walcott bringing Raptor to his feet, and he whips him to the ropes! Raptor on the rebound...BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX by Walcott!! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! YES! YES! He got hi..NO! De La Cerveza only counts two!! Walcott seems a bit frustrated! Dima: One should not lose their cool at this crucial a point in the match! Dan: Absolutely right! Walcott again sending Raptor to the ropes! SPINEBUSTER by Walcott!! Completely devastating! No way Raptor gets up from that! Dima: But Walcott should cover him! Dan: Walcott going up to the top rope! If he hits this, it could be over! Walcott with an elbow....RIGHT ON THE MONEY!! Another cover by Troy! ONE.....TWO..... NO! Raptor just barely got the shoulder up! What does Troy have to do to get Raptor to stay down?! Dima: Kill him? Dan: Troy now giving the signal for The Pretty Plex! There's the atomic drop! He sets him up! Blocked by Raptor!!!! Knee to the groin by Alex!! Wait a minute! Oswald Bates just jumped up on the apron!! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza getting in his face! OH NO! Vic just tossed that Tonka truck to Raptor! BOO- YAA!! Raptor clocks Walcott right in the forehead!!! OH MY! Blood is pouring out of Walcott's head! Bates jumps down, and De La Cerveza turns about! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! I think he knocked out Walcott! Andy: The winner of the contest, ALEX RAPTOR!!! Dan: Alex Raptor has won, and here come The Enterprise! Del Rio and Entrepeneurs Inc. coming down!! Del Rio, Walters, and Howard brawling with Bates, Garibaldi, and Raptor!!! What complete chaos!! Walters and Bates fighting it out on the outside of the ring! Garibaldi and Howard going at it! Raptor being pounded on by Del Rio, and Del Rio nails him with The Quickie!! The Executive pounding away on Garibaldi, along with Scott Howard! BOO-YAA! Howard nails Vic with a chair!! This is a mess!! The second time tonight! Dima: This is like World War Three! Dan: Here come the Salt Lake City PD!! The police are here to break this up!! This is a disgusting scene!!! OH MY! Bates just cracked the TV Title right across Walters' forehead!! Walcott being helped to his feet by The Executive, and they're fleeing the scene! Del Rio following, and now Howard and Walters getting out of there as the police arrive!! Raptor slowly getting to his feet, and Bates helping up Vic!!! What an intense hatred brewing between The Firm and The Enterprise!! I'm eager to see what develops of this in the weeks to come! Folks, we'll be right back, stay with us!