<"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred begins to play on the sound system as Hot Stuff Harry Huckleberry makes his way to the ring with a basket of colored eggs.> Dan: Well, I guess it's about that time! Dima: Time to go to the concession stand? Time to go to the restroom? Dan: Time for the Rotten Egg match! Dima: Same thing! Dan: And here he is, the most annoying superstar in the AICW himself! Dima: For once, I agree with you, Daniel! Dan: Mr. Y's wasting no time! He's lobbing eggs at Harry Huckleberry! But Huckleberry uses his basket to block the shots, and nails Mr. Y over the head with it! Huckleberry now putting the boots to Mr. Y! Mr. Y rolls around, clutching his back! Mr. Y now back on his feet, but he slips and falls again! Harry Huckleberry drops an elbow onto the fallen form of the Masked Moron! Harry slowly pulling his bulbous form up to his feet... Dima: Disgusting! He is fat like the pig! Dan: Hot Stuff now pulls Mr. Y up by the mask, but...Mr. Y hits a low blow! And now a kneelift! Mr. Y rebounds off the ropes, and now the opposite ropes--and again he continues to run the ropes! He's building up momentum! Now a rather clumsy-looking dropkick takes Harry Huckleberry off his feet! Mr. Y now celebrating prematurely! Now he's giving the signal for the Y-knot! Could we finally see this famed move in action? Dima: I would not bet the bank on it! Dan: Wait a minute! Here comes Kyle Bane! Mr. Y is trying to figure out how to apply his move...and now Kyle Bane is at ringside! Mr. Y has just noticed "The Demon"! Kyle Bane is yelling at Mr. Y! Mr. Y is cowering nervously and apologetically! Wait a minute, here comes Harry Huckleberry from behind! He's got him up! SUPLEX into the basket of rotten eggs! This match is over! And Mr. Y is not happy! He's covered in rotten eggs! He's getting his own basket, and now he's pitching eggs randomly! Oh no! They're going out into the crowd! The eggs are hitting the fans! Dima: It should not make a difference, these Americans stink anyway! Dan: Kyle Bane is grabbing Mr. Y and dragging him out of the ring! Mr. Y now hanging his head and following his master back to the dressing room as Harry Huckleberry celebrates his victory with a little dancing in the ring! But...somebody needs to clean up the ringside area...phew, what a stench from those rotten eggs!! Dima: Smell like America! Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, I think we need to take a commercial break...when we return, hopefully we'll have this mess cleaned up and we'll be ready for more action...stay with us! Dima: Or I will crush you!