Andy: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing 280 pounds, THE NOTORIOUS G.S.!!! Dan: This man has had quite an attitude change since becoming The Notorious G.S.! Dima: No matter! If he is not Russian, he is still pathetic! Andy: And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas, weighing 269 pounds, BARRY BAGWELL! Dan: These fans very much behind Barry Bagwell, and they're giving him a nice welcome here! This man needs no flashy costumes or anything, he just goes out and gets the job done! Dima: This man is pathetic! Dan: Barry Bagwell standing on the turnbuckle, acknowleding these fans, and OH NO! GS from behind! GS laying into Barry! He yanks him down, and there's a headbutt by GS! GS with a kick to the midsection, and he nails him with a DDT! The Notorious one all over Bagwell! GS picking up Barry, and he sends him to the ropes! There it is! The lethal injection!! Cover by GS! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this contest, THE NOTORIOUS GS!!! Dan: The Notorious GS winning this one in near record time! Dima: Back in Mother Russia, Russian Roulette has been known to defeat some opponents in less than 3 seconds! Dan: I don't know how that could happen, Dima, but I'll take your word for it... (The lights in the Delta Center flash brightly and then in a loud bang go out, plunging the arena into darkness.) Dan: What...what's going on? Dima: (muttering) Lousy Americans, never pay their bills on time! (A murmur grows into a loud booing. Slowly, the harmonies of "Bullet in Your Hand" by Emmet Swimming begin to play and the boos change into cheers. Growing louder a spotlight shines out onto the curtain. As the first strains of the bass guitar begin Devon Burke steps out into the light. He is wearing a pair of khaki cargo pants, a gray Mark McGwire jersey and black Timberland boots. His ASU swimming hat is crammed into his back pocket. He slowly begins to walk towards the ring.) Dan: It's Devon Burke! The Inoki Cup winner is in Salt Lake City! Dima: So what? Did he have something to do with the lights going out? (The spotlight traces Burke's path. He climbs up onto the ring apron and then climbs into the ring. He grabs a microphone and the music fades out. Burke stands in the center of the ring as the crowd cheers. Slowly the cheers die out.) DB: I have to say a few things. First, Byron Brady. You're a helluva guy. And I for one was disappointed by your retirement, but I don't carry a grudge. So from this day foward if what you want is an ally. Then, you got one right here. (huge positive fan pop) I am all for dealing out a little justice, a little punishment.(cheers from crowd) (pauses to let the cheers die down) DB: I turned on Saturday Night Heat and you know what I saw? Nicky DeNiro jumping Knick Man from behind. (crowd begins to boo at the mention of DeNiro's name) BOOO! is right. De Niro, you want to collect that bounty on me? What about Steve Dunne? You want that ten grand? (crowd cheers, Burke climbs to the second turnbuckle) Who else in the AICW wants to collect the bounty on Devon Burke? Anybody, think they can put me out of this fed? Well I have one thing to say to you. GOOD LUCK! (deafening cheers from the still dark arena, Burke calms the crowd with his hand and then hops down from the turnbuckle. He paces back to the center of the ring) DB: That's right, good luck. I invite the challenge. I've always been a risk taker. Sky diving, bungee jumping, cliff diving.. I'm not afraid of nature and I'm certainly not scared of anyone and I do mean ANYONE..here in the AICW. So, come and take your best shot, but Bane you can rest easy because that's ten grand you can keep. Because I promise no one is going to be laying claim to it. It's the dawn of a brand new day here in the AICW.. the time of darkness and the Demonweb, is OVER! (throws down arms and the microphone. The arena lights explode back on and the crowd pop is thunderous. Burke climbs out of the ring to loud cheers. "Bullet in Your Hand" by Emmet Swimming starts back up as Burke walks back down the aisle, slapping high fives with as many fans as possible) Dan: Devon Burke asserting himself with some inspirational words. Big D is here to stay! Dima: Bah! Who really cares about that worthless American? His Inoki Cup win was a fluke! If Russian Roulette had decided to enter that tournament, he would have been laid by the wayside a long time ago! Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're about ready for some tag team action! The ref's in the ring, the tag ropes are in position, and we're about set to get underway! Let's take you to Andy Burton! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at a combined weight of 517 pounds, Danny Doyle and Jay Champion, THE BLUE COLLARS! Dan: And The Blue Collars running down the aisle and they jump into the ring ready for action! They have been on a losing streak as of late, but they are looking to turn it around tonight! Dima: Indeed, right back to the bottom of the ratings! Andy: And their opponents, from Atlanta Georgia, weighting at a total combined weight of 588 pounds, Scott Thompson and The Equalizer, THE GOLDEN CAVALRY! Dan: And here comes the Cavalry! They look like they are ready to take care of business tonight! Both men jumping into the ring and they aren't even waiting for the bell! Scott and Equalizer charging towards them and they hammer away on them. Scott beating on Danny and Equalizer beating on Jay. Irish whip by both men and they knock them both down. Scott taking Danny and GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. Equalizer lifting up Jay and RUNNING POWERSLAM! Both men with the pin.....ONE....TWO...THREE! Forget about it! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here are your winners....THE GOLDEN CAVALRY!!! Dan: The Golden Cavalry winning the match in record time! Dima: It seems a lot of our so-called "superstars" have gotten lethargic this week! Dan: Well, that may very well be! Fans, we have to take a quick time-out, but don't go anywhere, because that big World title match is still to come! Stay with us!