Dan: And welcome back to Heat! We have a great match for you up next as the leader of Simply The Best, "The Franchise" Andru Edwards locks up with the leader of the Gay World Order, Juicy Fruit! Dima: What type of "lock up" will they be doing Daniel? Dan: I don't want to know! Let's just go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first..... ("Macho Man" by The Village People plays throughout the arena) Andy Burton: Accompanied to the ring by the Gay World Order, from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, JUICY FRUIT! Dan: Here comes The Juice! As always, he has the troops to watch his back, namely, The Gay World Order! Dima: Heh! Dis Gay World Order get groove on with Franchise tonight! Dan: Look at those wrestling trunks he's wearing! He has on a pair of blue trunks! What's unusual about them is that there's a picture of Andru Edwards on the butt of the trunks! This guy is certainly an unusual man indeed! Dima: He is queer! Just like ALL you so called "American Men" Dan: And his opponent.... ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" by Puff Daddy plays throughout the arena) Andy: Representing the group of Simply The Best, he hails from New York City, weighing in at 237 pounds, "The Franchise" ANDRU EDWARDS!!! Dan: And here comes THE FRANCHISE! The Franchise Andru Edwards making his way down the aisle and this sold out crowd in The Omni giving Edwards the treatment! Dima: In Russia, we hang pitiful Edwards by neck and drag him through streets! Dan: Edwards reluctantly climbing into the ring as Juicy Fruit smiles and winks at him! Edwards thus far is undefeated in the AICW. But Juicy Fruit is most certainly not an easy out for anybody! If you cannot get past his homosexual tendencies, you are in serious trouble! Dima: Heh! TWO HOMOS in ring at same time! This Daniel shall be quite interesting! Dan: Referee Ramon De La Cerveza will be calling the action for this one as the bell sounds to begin the match. Andru Edwards is one of the best mat wrestlers in the business! But I don't know if he wants to get too close to Juicy, who loves to get on the mat for reasons of his own! They lock up! Edwards getting the upper hand and he slaps on the headlock on Juicy Fruit! And Juicy squeezes Edwards butt, causing him to quickly release the hold and back away! Juicy Fruit smiling at Edwards! Edwards charging in and Juicy takes him down with a drop toe hold! And Juicy Fruit on top of Edwards and he's HUMPING HIM IN THE BACK!!!!! Yuck!!!! Disgusting!!!! Andru Edwards immediately forces Juicy Fruit off him and "The Franchise" is very disturbed by the actions of this strange Fruit! Dima: No! This "gay American" Andru Edwards likes it, as you Americans would say, "doggie style!" Dan: You stop that Dima! Juicy Fruit blowing kisses at Edwards and Edwards rolls out of the ring to take a breather. Good thinking by Andru Edwards as Juicy Fruit rubs his hands all over his own body. Ramon putting the count on Edwards and Andru enters the ring again at six. Edwards and Juicy going to the center of the ring. They lock up and this time Edwards takes the advantage with a poke to the eye! And Edwards with a nice clothesline, knocking Juicy Fruit off his feet! Dima: Heh! A weak and pitiful clothesline! This "Franchise" will crumble in the yoke of capitalist America! Dan: What are you talking about? And woah!!! Look here! Sensuous Samantha is making her way down the aisle!!! Edwards to the ropes and nice elbowsmash by "The Franchise" Edwards with the cover........one..........two...........and that's all he can get! Sensuous Samantha at ringside, and I don't think Edwards has spotted her yet! I guess she's doing some scouting for "The List" Edwards bringing Juicy to his feet and he slaps on the Indian Deathlock. Andru Edwards putting on the submission move on Juicy Fruit and now he sees Samantha! Edwards with a suprise look on her face as Samantha smiles and waves at Edwards!!! Wait a minute! Coach Dike is on the apron! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza distracted by Coach Dike! Edwards letting go of the hold and he's going for Coach Dike! But Dike jumps off the apron just in the nick of time! Dima: These American Woman! They belong in KITCHEN and BEDROOM! Dan: I'm sure the ladies here in the AICW will take exception to those remarks Dima! Edwards going back over to Juicy Fruit, who's slumped on the mat. Edwards pulls him up and A LOW BLOW!!! Juicy Fruit with a devestating low blow and "The Franchise" bending over in pain! Juicy Fruit grabs him and HE TOUNGE KISSES HIM RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!!!! YUCK!!!! Dima: This Juicy Fruit giving this "Franchise" a "french kiss" Dan: And The Franchise is not happy as he slaps Juicy Fruit right in the face! And Edwards not a happy man thus far in this matchup! Edwards grabbing Juicy Fruit and pulls him to his feet. A chop to the chest by The Franchise! Edwards hooking him and BOO-YA!!!! Nails him with a fishermans suplex into a bridge!!!! Ramon with the count.........one..........two........and Juicy kicks out of it! The Franchise brings him back up. He lifts him up and KA-BOOM!!!!! BRAINBUSTER BY ANDRU EDWARDS!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!! Dima: Heh! I am not impressed! Dan: You're never impressed! Dima: An American can NEVER impress us RUSSIANS! Dan: Whatever! Sensuous Samantha talking on that cell phone of hers and taking notes and Andru Edwards is going up! High risk manuever right here for "The Franchise" Edwards leaps off the top and HE CONNECTS! Nice elbowdrop by Edwards! He hooks the leg........one.......two...........and Juicy kicks out again! Edwards in complete control thus far and now he's taunting this sold out crowd here in Atlanta! Edwards waisting a little big of time here! He needs to put Juicy Fruit away! Edwards going back over to Juicy Fruit! AND JUICY FRUIT WITH THE ROLLUP!!!!!!!!! ONE.............TWO.............NO!!!!!! EDWARDS barely kicks out of that one, and we almost had a major upset right there folks as Sensuous Samantha cheering on Juicy Fruit! Dima: It is never an upset when an American loses! Dan: Edwards to his feet as is Juicy Fruit. Edwards with a punch, but Juicy blocks it! And Juicy with a slap to the face of Edwards! Juicy hooks him and BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY JUICY FRUIT!!!!!!!! Juicy with the cover............one.............two...........three!!!! NO!!! Edwards kicks out again! Juicy Fruit making the signal for Kyles Favorite Position!!!!! He brings Edwards to his feet annnnnd EDWARDS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Edwards picks him up and FISHERMAN'S BUSTER!!!!! WOW!!!! And here we go! Edwards hooking him annnnnd DRAGON DEATHPLEX!!!! Forget it! Ramon with the count.........one..........two...........three!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winner of this contest......."The Franchise" ANDRU EDWARDS!!!!!!! Dan: "The Franchise" Andru Edwards coming away with another victory tonight on Heat as he remains undefeated in singles competition! Dima: That is because he fights AMERICAN WIMPS! If he was to fight Russian Roulette, he would PERISH! Dan: Edwards is victorious as Samantha makes her way to the back! And speaking of which, we'll be right back! Don't go anywhere!