Dan: And welcome back to Heat! We're gonna open tonights contest with a great matchup between "The Perfect Speciman" Brock Carden taking on "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome! Dima: Peh! The only wrestler that is "perfect" and "awesome" is Russian Roulette! Dan: And where exactly is "Russian Roulette" Dima? Dima: Relax! The gun can go off at any moment! Dan: Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Ladies and gentlemen the next match is scheduled for one fall. He hails from Yonkers, New York. Standing six feet seven inches tall and weighing in at 287 lbs.. Here is "The Perfect Specimen" Brock Carden. Dan: Well Brock Carden is in the ring ready for this match up against Simply The Best's "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome......Lets see if the new and as he says it "the improved" Andrew Awesome has what it takes to beat the Brock Carden. Dima: Heh! He is still a pathetic American! He will lose! Andy Burton: Introducing now, the next International champion, the man that is going to put Gino Valentini out of his misery, he is the new stud on the block of fame, the stilbestrol of the new age. Weighing in at 245 pounds, the proclaimed "Heart Stopper," "The Eye Stopper," and "The Head-liner," hailing from Los Angeles, and he is a member of "SIMPLY THE BEST" here is "HEART STOPPER" ANDREW AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Dan: Who paid him to say that? Dima: Americans! Always using cheap capitalist techniques to get ahead! [The lights flicker off as blue and red laser lights beam the Omni Arena. "Feels So Good" by Ma$e plays over the PA system. A spot light leads to the entrance as "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome walks out the curtain with his ring attire. He has on a pair of black tights with "Heart Stopper" in italic written over a broken heart on the rear. He slowly walks to the ring gunning down Brock Carden all the way. Andrew gets to ringside and walks over to the board casting booth he grabs a mic and walks over to the steel steps. He stops on the second step.] "H.S." Andrew Awesome: Hold on there tiger....No need for a rush...and put your trunks on properly!... So you're the perfect specie?...Since human beings aren't the best of species with their intolerable acts, tell me what does that make you? A dog? Dogs are real obedient.......come here doggy...Come on! I got some Kibbles N Bits for yer...Woof, Woof..Whatteya say? I said come here already, damnit! All right, so I see you're not a dog, a cat maybe? Nah, that's ol Sammie and Erin! So what does that make you?...An insect that I'm about to crush...As old Ernest Hemingway would put it; "Kill the bugger." So broccoli or whatever your name is, I'm gonna make this abstract....I'm gonna make this real abstract, when I step in through these ropes, I'm gonna hunt you down and crush you like a defenseless cockroach. [He hops of the steps and goes down to the mat, he stretches his hands down the ring and grabs out a Raid can spray. He jumps on the apron and climbs into the ring, he opens the lid sprays the can a few time aiming for Brock's eyes, but Brock backs up.] "H.S." ANDREW AWESOME: Where are you running? It's for cockroaches, unless you're a cockroach you have nuthin to be worried about....Let me test it out, let's see what kinda an insect you really are?....... Brock see those flubber legs you got there? Well why don't you flip flab it for a little fun? Give yerself a workout? Come on, it will be fun.........Okay, you won't do that for me? I see how it is, but don't worry my fans, I'm gonna make Brock work extra hard that way he may have lost a few pounds after this match is over....Man, have you ever heard of Slim Fast? If you have or haven't make that your number one priority, cause with that flesh sagging down, you gotta get a new look.....Oh and Brock another thing, look behind you! Dan: Brock turns around to meet no one, he swirls back around and Andrew clothesline him hard to the canvas.....He sure tricked Brock for a minute! Dima: In Russia every wrestler has eyes in back of head. Cheap American tricks do not work on Russian Powerhouse! Dan: Awesome going right to work on Carden he is stomping away on Carden's lower back. Now he grabs his leg and BOOYAH! Headbutt to the groin. Carden is in pain after that. Dima: Dima has balls of solid rock! Dan: Awesome lifts Carden up and tosses him into the ropes. Awesome also to the ropes and BOO-YA! He connects with a running powerslam. Awesome with the cover... ONE.... TW kick out by Carden. It'll take a lot more than that to keep Carden down. Awesome and Carden are back on their feet. Heart Stopper goes for the right hand BLOCKED! And Carden fires off a right hand of his own. Carden sends the HeadLiner into the corner and BOO-YA! Big running elbow smash. Carden climbs up and he's wailing away on Awesome. Listen to the crowd... Crowd: THREE.... FOUR..... FIVE Dima: I lost left leg in the war. Is hell when pretty Russian girl is around. Dan: Son of a... that's gonna leave a mark! Heart Stopper just delivered a HUGE inverted atomic drop. Carden is down and Awesome just kicked him. BOO-YA! Standing elbow drop by Awesome. He's back up and he brings Carden with him. Awesome is in total control. Dima: When Dima is around Russian women are uncontrolable. Dan: Andrew Awesome pulls Carden onto his shoulder. BOO-YA! Swinging DDT. And Awesome with a cover. ONE..... TWO.... THREE.... NO KICK OUT BY CARDEN! What intestinal fortitude. Amazing display of resiliency by Carden. Awesome complaining to James Roma that the count was slow. And while Awesome has his back turned Carden nails him with a devastating bulldog. Carden drops a knee to the midsection and he helps Awesome back up. Dima: Russian women cannot resist DIMA!!! Dan: Carden sends the HeadLiner for the ride and catches him with a kneelift. Carden stomping away on Awesome's solar plexus and now he pulls him back up. BOOYAH!!!! Cattlebuster DDT. It looks like Awesome is out and Carden is getting ready for the Perfect Solution. Wait here comes Andru Edwards. Dima: Only a weak capitalist country needs a franchise. In Russia everything belongs to DIMA! Dan: Carden has the Perfect Solution locked in but James Roma is telling Edwards to go away. Carden breaks the hold. BOOYAH! Carden clotheslines Edwards off the apron. And he turns around, OH NO! The Heart Stopper just sprayed Raid right into Carden's face. Roma didn't see it. Dima: In Russia DIMA is number one exterminator of filthy American bugs! Dan: Awesome with a kick to the chin and he's up to the top rope.... BOOYAH! Moonsault from the top. Awesome with the cover... ONE..... TWO..... THREE!!!! Andy Burton: Ladies and gentlemen the winner "Heart Stopper" Andrew Awesome!!! Dan: Now Edwards and Awesome are kicking Carden. They're really putting the boots to him. Carden is out and isn't even defending himself. This is disgusting. Now Simply the Best is making their way out of the ring and Roma is helping Carden to his feet. Dima: Just like all Americans! Attack and retreat! Us Russians, we fight to bitter end! Dan: Andrew Awesome giving Brock Carden his first loss here in the AICW! Although I don't think it's over between Carden and the members of Simply The Best! We'll be right back after these messages! Don't go anywhere!