AICW Monday Night War March 16, 1998 Astrodome, Houston, TX Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Dan "The Man" Chan and with me today is Dima "The Russian Powerhouse" Lerminskiy! Right now, Byron Brady is making his way down the aisle! He's limping and looks to have a swollen black eye under those sunglasses! His ribs are still taped up! I can't believe he has actually showed up! Dima: Even DIMA is surprised! Dan: Byron Brady makes his way around the ring, and he's taking a seat here in the ringside area next to the timekeeper's table! And wait! That's "Big D" Devon Burke! He's coming down to ringside! (Dressed in a pair of blue jeans, a gray polo shirt, a fleece vest and black boots. His ASU swimming hat is stuffed into his back pocket. Burke makes his way down the aisle to ring. He steps into the ring and grabs the mic) DB: Hey to all you AICWites out there!!!! Here I am fresh off my first win in the AICW and the Commisioner Otero has asked me to say a few words on a subject that has been in the minds of a lot of people out there. The retirement of Byron Brady. So I'd like to say a few words to the Hard Line himself.... Brady, this is some kinda stunt right? You're not serious... going out on the terms of a guy like Kyle Bane. I thought you were tougher than that... This is one time I hope I'm not wrong. If you retire now, you give everything to Bane. I'm not talking about the World Title. I'm talking about something a lot more important. Your dignity, pride, honor whatever you want to call it. Give Bane that victory and you're nothing more then a shell. You'd have sold out the AICW, your fans but worst of all you'd sell out yourself. (Takes off his polo and he's wearing a white t shirt that says HARD LINE in red letters.) Brady, you don't just have fans out there (points to crowd) you have fans right here. You want to give up and tell all of us to kiss off? I don't think that's the type of man you are. Yeah, Bane beat you up and yeah you're hurt. Hospitalized, near death. I know all the facts; but Brady I've watched your matches and the one thing I came away with is that you're a fighter. Never back down, don't give up. The Hard Line...that's you and this is one time you have to be strong enough to walk it. My question is not can you, cause I know you can, but WILL you? Kelly Lynn, I admire your concern for your client's health and welfare. It's admirable and I know he appreciates it. But, you have to realize that we need Byron... the AICW and all the Hard Liners out there. We need him to stand up with us against Bane and his DemonWeb flunkies... stand up to Martin X and his Black Power... stand up to PBT and the Enterprise... to the Firm... to anyone that thinks they're bigger than the system. Bigger than the league... I'm calling you out Brady, will you stand with us? (stands in ring as if he's waiting for a reply) Dan: Devon Burke has laid out the offer for Byron Brady!! Byron just sitting at the ring, he taps Andy Burton on the arm, apparently directing him to announce our first contest! Devon Burke is leaving, but his eyes are still on Byron Brady! I can't believe what we're seeing! Andy is in the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the stable of The Enterprise, accompanied to the ring by "Elegant" Johnny Edwards, from Washington D.C. and Yonkers, New York respectively, at a total combined weight of 514 pounds, ENTREPENEURS INC! Dan: Entrepeneurs Inc not receiving a favorable reaction as they confidently make their weay down the aisle. But the ladies seem to love "Smashing" Scott Howard as he lets them feel his big muscles. Dima: His muscles pale in comparison to the muscles of DIMA! Dan: Ha Ha! That was funny Dima! Entrepeneurs Inc climbing into the ring awaiting the arrival of their opponents! Andy Burton: And their opponents, from New York City and Los Angeles, California, at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, GANGSTAS ANDPRANKSTAS!!! Dan: The crowd awaiting the arrival of Gangstas and Prankstas but the duo are nowhere to be seen! Dima: Ha! They have chickened out! Dan: There's no sign of Gangstas and Prank......WAIT! The Gangsta and The Pranksta just crawled out from under the ring!!! They have pies in their hands!!! The Gangsta and The Pranksta climbing into the ring and sneaking up behind Entrepeneurs Inc. Brian and Scott turning around and BOOYA!!! Right into the face on the Entrepeneurs! Both members of Entrepeneurs Inc in shock of the sneak pie attack of Gangstas and Prankstas and The Gangsta and The Pranksta all over them! The Gangsta has Scott in the corner and he's hammering away on him! The Pranksta stomping on Brian Walters and referee Ramon De La Cerveza losing control early in the matchup! Dima: Entrepeneurs Inc foolish by allowing these jokers to get the upper hand. A RUSSIAN TAG TEAM would have never allowed this to happen! Dan: The Gangsta taking Scott and he sends him flying through the ropes to the outside. Now Gangstas and Prankstas with the double team on Brian Walters. They send him to the ropes and BOO-YA!!! Double clotheseline by Gangstas and Prankstas! The Gangsta stepping out of the ring and The Pranksta with the cover.............one.............two..............three! NO! Brian able to kick out! The Pranksta pulling him up by the hair and NAILS HIM WITH A STANDING DROP KICK! Brian goes down and The Pranksta is on FIRE!!! Dima: This is what happens to American capitalism! Dan: The Pranksta climbing up to the top ropes. Brain Walters trying to get to his feet. He still can't see because of the pie on his face. The Pranksta leaping off the top rope and BOO-YA! FLYING BODY PRESS by the Pranksta! Ramon with the count.......one.........two..........three! NO! Brian barely kicking out! The Pranksta dragging Brian over to the corner and he tags in the big Gangsta. The Gangsta coming in and he picks him up and BIG BACKBREAKER by The Gangsta! And Brian has got to be hurt after such a devistating move! Dima: That move was named after the great russian wrestling legend, BORIS BONECRUSHER LERMINSKIY! He was my great grandfather, and when he executed that move, he really broke the opponent's back! Dan: Anyway, The Gangsta with the cover...........one.............two............NO! The Gangsta picking Brian up and GORRILA PRESS SLAM! He tags in The Pranksta and now we know what's coming next! The Gangsta hoisting Brian up as The Pranksta climbing up to the top ropes! Here it goes! BOO-YA!!! Nails him with SHOWTIME! The Pranksta with the cover......one........two.......three!!! Andy Burton: Here is your winners.......GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS!!! Dan: Gangstas and Prankstas getting the drop on Entrepeneurs Inc and never letting up, getting a big win over the rookie tag team! Dima: They are still weak! Dan: Fans we've got to take a break! We'll be right back with more great action!