Dan: Next up, our Main Event of the evening between The Triple Threat against The Firm. Now there are lots of questions remaining surrounding this particular match. Vic Garibaldi is hurt and we do not know whether he will be wrestling tonight. "The Convict" Oswald Bates has also stated that he will not wrestle this match! If both men remain true to their word, will we have a forfit by The Firm? James: Yo man, I think The Firm is scared yo! Word up! Dan: Also, apparently AICW Commissioner Argie Otero has stated that The Stone will be the special guest referee. Now how impartial do you think The Stone will be in this match? James: He's gonna cheat yo! Dan: Let's go to Andy (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, the special guest referee for this match, here is THE STONE!!! ("The Theme from Rocky" plays loudly thoughout the arena.) Dan: Here comes The Stone! He's dressed in a full referee's outfit as he jogs down the aisle greeted by loud boos and catcalls from the crowd! The Stone not exactly one of Canada's favorite sons! James: They hate him more than Martin X hated whitey! Dan: The Stone stepping into the ring, and of course, he has something to say. THE STONE: As you all know The Stone is the ONLY man who can keep order when four amazing athletes like this enter into combat. Now I know what you're all thinking, HOW can I be a partial official. Well, even though The Stone has a HUGE ego I will not attempt to hold back Brandon and Daniel's position with the company like many people think The Stone would so I PROMISE that I will not favor the FIRM like expected. Now because this Canadian ring announcer is feeble and pathetic like the rest of the country The Stone is going to announce the particpants and announce them correctly. Dan: This isn't fair! THE STONE: Introducing FIRST the LOSERS. He is the man who was turned into a girlfriend by some dude named Bubba when he was behind bars. He's a complete piece of scum and tonight will be DESTROYED by two superior athletes...."THE CONVICT" OSWALD BATES!!!!! His partner....the MAN who needs VIAGRA to get FIRM, he is wrestling's favorite wife beating WOP, the man who has NO BALLS and TWO STRIKES AGAINST HIM, the man who THE STONE is going to roll over LIVE and in TECHNICOLOR ON PPV! "NO BALLS" VIC "My parents were so stupid they mispelled DIC" Gibraldi!!! <"Macabre's Tavern" by The Church plays throughout the arena.> DAN CHAN: Well that's The Firm's theme music, but there's no Vic! And there's certainly no Ozzy! James: Told you! They scared kid! They scared! Dan: Wait a minute! Here comes George Muldoon! George making his way down the aisle as this capacity crowd on their feet! George Muldoon receiving a hero's welcome here in his native land of Canada, and he does not look happy with the remarks of The Stone as he climbs into the ring. THE STONE: If you touch me I'll smack you and send you to the back if you catch what I'm throwing. I'm the referee in this mamma jamma tonight and you will treat me as such! DAN CHAN: Muldoon is incensed, but his hands are tied. Argie has lost her mind by allowing the Stone to ref this match! How does he get away with this stuff? James: Cause it's ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS BABY!!!! <"The Threat" by Skid Row plays throughout the arena.> THE STONE: Their opponents and the OBVIOUS SUPERIORS IN THIS BATTLE. First, the man who should put that thing away before he pokes an eye out. The man who has the meat and the motion. The man who drives the women wild and will THRUST himself into championship contention in NO TIME. "DEVASTATING" DANIEL LEWWWWIIISSSSSSSSS!!!! His partner, THE GREATEST ATHLETE IN WRESTLING TODAY, the man who could wrestle an entertaining match with a block of wood....which probably has more talent than tonight's opponents, he lights the FIRE in women all over the planet. "HOT PROPERTY" BRAAAANDON MAATTHHHEEEEWWWWSSSS! They are led to the ring by every last man and some of the women's WET DREAM! The sexiest woman alive, the brains, the beauty, the best in the business, everything Sam wishes she could be as she stuffs her face with another slice of pie...."EROTIC" ERIN McCCCOOOOOOYYYYYSSSSSS! Dan: The Triple Threat are in the ring now, and I do not like the odds for Mr Muldoon! He is going to get destroyed! James: Yo man, that's gonna be PHAT! Dan: Now referee Chandler Stone telling Muldoon to wrestle a clean match and to T3 win any way you can! He's already showing favortism! (DING DING DING) Dan: The match is beginning, Matthews and Lewis walking over to Muldoon and The Stone telling them that one of them has to get out of the ring. Matthews and Lewis arguing, but The Stone standing by on his decision. Matthews stepping out and it looks like Daniel Lewis and George Muldoon are gonna lock up first. Muldoon must go for the win and do it quickly if he is to have a chance in this matchup. James: Muldoon is WACK! T3's gonna put THE SMACK DOWN on him! Dan: Muldoon and Lewis locking up! This should be a great matchup between these two, as Lewis with only a 2 inch, 1 pound advantage over Muldoon. Muldoon getting the advantage, and he takes Lewis down with an armdrag takedown manuever. Lewis grabbing the nearby ropes and referee Stone forcing Muldoon to break the hold. Muldoon breaking cleanly and he allows Lewis to get to his feet. They go to lock up again and Lewis with a poke to the eye! Now he slaps on the headlock, but Muldoon pushes him off. Lewis to the ropes and Muldoon takes him down with a clothesline! And the crowd cheering loudly in favor of George Muldoon! James: He cheating YO! Dan: He is not! Muldoon picks him up and SCOOP SLAM! He covers him.......one.....two.....and that's all he can get. Muldoon brings him back to his feet. He turns him around. Lifts him up and ATOMIC DROP!!!! And Lewis in pain as he goes over and tags in Brandon Matthews! Here comes Matthews and Muldoon catches him coming in with a hip toss! Muldoon picks him back up. He measures him and BOO-YA!!!!!! Spinning Heel Kick by Geogre Muldoon! And Brandon Mathews goes flying over the top ropes onto the arena floor as this capacity crowd strongly behind Muldoon! James: That's cause these Canada Dry drinkin people are STUPID yo! Dan: Erotic Erin calling Matthews and Lewis over as they begin to discuss some strategy The Stone counting them out. Erin yelling at The Stone to stop counting, but The Stone continues to count. And surprisingly, The Stone has been calling this match straight down the middle! James: What you talkin bout Dan? The Stone always call it down the middle chump! Dan: Chandler Stone up to eight and finally Brandon Matthews rolls back into the ring. Muldoon picking Matthews up. He sets him up for a suplex but Matthews with the block. And Matthews reverses it and brings Muldoon down hard with a suplex! Matthews getting up and he tags Lewis back in. Now Lewis and Matthews stomping away on Muldoon! Wait, The Stone pushing them off him! Now he's pointing and Matthews and telling him to get back into his corner! Matthews is pissed! The Stone threatening to disquallify Matthews if he doesn't get back into this corner, and that got Matthews going as he is making his way to his corner! James: Aw, come on B Money! Don't go out like that baby! Dan: Lewis in the ring and he goes for the legs of Muldoon. He spreads them apart and LEG DROP IN THE GROIN!!!! Muldoon screaming in pain as Lewis to his feet with a big cocky smile on his face! Lewis spreads the legs of Muldoon again and BOO-YA!!!! Another leg drop by Lewis in the groin!!! And Muldoon is in serious pain as the crowd boos loudly! Chandler Stone admonishing Lewis and Lewis all up in the face of Stone! He better be careful, because Chandler has not been messing around in this matchup! He will disquallify Lewis! James: If he does kid, then he's a SELLOUT! Dan: He is not! Lewis going over to Muldoon and MULDOON ROLLS HIM UP...one ............two..........three! NO! Lewis barely kicking out of that one! Lewis to his feet and he kicks Muldoon in the ribs! He measures him up and drops the elbow right across the chest of George Muldoon! Lewis pulls him back up. He sets him up and SWINGING DDT!!! Great move by Lewis! Lewis with the cover.......one........two.......NO! Muldoon once again kicking out and George Muldoon showing great determination as he is taking on two men! James: He ain't showing no determination! He's just a herb! Dan: I understand we have the AICW Television Champion, "The Convict" Oswald Bates on the line right now! Hello? Are you there Ozzy? Ozzy: Yes I am Dan... Dan: Where are you? Ozzy: Right at home in front of my nice warm fire! Dan: Shouldn't you be here in Quebec? Ozzy: You seem to think so...but I don't. Like I said, I don't give a [beep]! Cyn is missing, and nothing happens! Ozzy is missing, and you have to call up my house, and bother me. Why the [beep] is that? Dan: I don't kn- Ozzy: Of course you don't know...your the [beep]ing announcer...and that's it! Dan: Actually...I have more pull with this company than you think! Ozzy: Blah blah blah Danny boy...shut yer face! Dan: Back to the po- Ozzy: Shut it! James: Yo kid, he played you like Nintendo baby! Dan: Shut up! Back to the match! Lewis pulling Muldoon over to the corner and he tags in Brandon Matthews. Lewis is holding him while Matthews lays on him a furry of punches! Come on! Chandler intervening and making Lewis let go! So far, Chandler Stone has called this match right down the middle James! James: Yo man, Chandler is getting on my nerves yo! He's suppose to look our for his boys baby! Dan: He's suppose to call the match down the middle! Lewis stepping outside and Matthews taking Muldoon by the head and he SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Matthews warpping his arms around Muldoon and BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, right into a pinning combination........one......two.....three! NO!!! Muldoon kicking out at the last possible second and this crowd here in Montreal is loving it! Crowd: GEORGE....GEORGE....GEORGE... James: See that Dan! They chanting JAMES....JAMES....JAMES! Dan: Stop lying! Matthews bringing Muldoon to his feet. He lifts him up in the air....MULDOON FLIPS OUT....Matthews turns around and BOO-YA!!! Muldoon nails him right between the eyes with a savate kick! And down goes Matthews as well as Muldoon, who's still suffering the effects of the beating that he has taking. Both men down on the mat and I understand that we are going to try and hear from Ozzy once again and find out what's the meaning of him leaving fellow Firm member Muldoon out to dry like this! James: Yeah kid, tell that chump Ozzy that I got his shorty Cyn at my house! She's up in my crib in nothing but a bathrobe COOKING MY DINNER BABY! Dan: Stop that! We're trying him again... Ozzy: Hello? Dan: Ozzy....talk to us for just a second! Ozzy: What? Dan: What do you think the FIRM thinks about you missing an appearance? Ozzy: They understand...believe me! They do! George will get his payback tomorrow! Dan: How so? Ozzy: Just a little suprise! Dan: And Vic... Ozzy: His is already in the mail...that's all. Goodbye! Dan: Tension once again with The Firm! Both men to their feet! Matthews charges towards Muldoon going for that superkick and Muldoon ducks out of the way! Muldoon from behind and BULLDOG!!!!! Incredible!!! Muldoon climbing up to the top ropes! Muldoon from the top ropes annnnnnnnnd BOO-YA!!! Moonsault off the top ropes by Muldoon!!!! Muldoon with the cover............one...........two...........three!!!!!!!!! He got him!!! NO! Chandler says it was only a two and Muldoon not happy with that one! James: It was TWO yo! Muldoon tryin cheat! Dan: Muldoon still arguing with Stone as Matthews rolls over and tags out to Lewis! Lewis charging towards Muldoon and Muldoon catches him coming in with a legsweep! Lewis goes down! Muldoon climbing up to the top ropes once again! Lewis getting to his feet. Muldoon off the top ropes and FLYING DROP KICK!!!!! Great move! Muldoon with the cover..........one............two.......... and Matthews breaks the count! Referee Chandler Stone arguing with Matthews, trying to get him to get out of the ring! Muldoon brings Lewis to his feet and DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF LEWIS!!! And Muldoon setting him up and THE FIGURE FOUR!!!!!!!!!! George Muldoon has Daniel Lewis locked in the figure four!!!! And Lewis is locked right in the center of the ring! Stone still trying to get Matthews out of the ring, as Matthews is trying to force his way past The Stone. AND LEWIS IS TAPPING OUT!!!!!!! LEWIS IS TAPPING OUT!!!!!! But Chandler is out of position and he cannot see what is going on! James: He ain't tapping out yo! He just heard the funky beat baby, and he's tapping his fingers to the beat man! Dan: Please! Lewis is tapping out!!!! Muldoon, realizing what's going on releases the figure four! He's going over to The Stone and he turns Chandler around! Muldoon now all up in the face of The Stone! Here comes Matthews and SUPERKICK BY MATTHEWS!!!! Muldoon goes down! Matthews turning Muldoon over and HE LOCKS ON THE HEARTBREAKER!!!!! Matthews not even the legal man! Referee Chandler Stone checking for the submission and....WHAT THE HELL!!!! Stone just tapped Muldoon's hand on the mat and he's calling for the bell!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winners of this match, as a result of a submission....THE TRIPLE THREAT!!!!!!!! Dan: What INJUSTICE!!!! Muldoon did NOT tap out! This is disgusting! James: Hell yeah baby! That was PHAT yo! Triple Threat is DA BOMBDIGGIDY! Dan: The fans in Montreal booing loudly and showering T3 with trash as they show their disapproval for the antics of The Triple Theat! Ladies and Gentlemen, I sincerly appologize for what has transpired this evening! We are out of time! See you next Saturday on Heat! (Camera shows The Triple Threat celebrating in the ring while fans throw garbage at them. Fade to black.)