(DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following is a tag team contest. It is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Palermo, Sicily, they are being accompanied to the ring by their manager, Uncle Salvatore, weighing in at a total combined weight of 567 pounds, Joe and Vinnie Culmone, THE FAMILY!!! Dan: The Family making their way to the ring, receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. And Uncle Sal holding a black cane with a silver lion's head on it! Very interesting! James: He be pimping!!! Dan: The Family climbing into the ring as Vinnie walks over to Andy Burton and takes the microphone. Let's listen in! Vinnie: (looking very happy, with a big smile on his face) Hello fine people of Montreal! (pauses for crowd reaction) Viva le Quebec! (once again pauses for crowd reaction) OK, enough of that... Down to business. Now, in my personal opinion, I don't think AICW has done their best to give The Family, especially Vinnie, the exposure that I... Excuse me, that WE most certainly deserve. So right now I'd like to tell you fine AICW fans a little about myself... And of course about my cousin Joey and my Uncle Sal! (The fans begin to boo loudly as Vinnie walks around the ring with the microphone in hand.) Vinnie: Well, this goes back about 23 years ago... My mother, God bless her, gave birth to a her third child in the backseat of a car in the middle of a traffic jam in Brooklyn. And this child, she named Vincent Mario Culmone. That's me! Anyway, I grew up with my cousin here (points to Joey), and he was always pickin' on me... But that's alright! A great man once said, "That which does not put me in a pool of cement, only makes me stronger!" And Joey would never do that to me, would ya Joseph?! (looks to Joey for an answer, as Joey just stares at him) I didn't think so... Anyway, let's fast forward a couple years. Kindergarden.... Aw man, that was a great year. I had myself a little girlfriend.... (Vinnie looks up and smiles at the camera) Maria, if you're out there, I still love you honey! And then in first grade... ("Thunderkiss '65" by White Zombie begins to play in the background) Andy: (taking the mic away from Vinnie) And their opponents, from Philadelphia, Pennslavania, weighing at a total combined weight of 500 pounds, Shaun and Jonathan Richie, THE BEST OF THE BEST! Dan: And here comes The Best of The Best!!! Sensuous Samantha leading the way, followed by Shaun and Jonathan. And look at the massive arms of Miss Jasmine! Keep her away from me! James: Yo man, I be PIMPING Miss Jasmine! That Shane Diamond CAT ain't got nothin on ol James MACK! Dan: You wish! Best of The Best stepping into the ring now. Wait a minute! Here comes Billy Kane! Billy Kane from behind and he pats Samantha on the butt! Now he grabs her, brings her close to him and kisses her! Samantha gets out of his grip and WOAH!!!! Samantha nailing Billy Kane with a huge slap! And that got his attention as he is making his way towards the back! James: You see Dan, he ain't got no game! If that were me baby, she would be all over me like butter on pancakes! Dan: This should be a great contest between two up and coming tag teams here in the AICW as both teams now in the ring. (DING DING DING) Dan: And referee Ryan Gentle ready to get this match started! It looks like Shaun Riche and Vinnie Culmone are going to kick things off for us! They lock up and Vinnie immediately getting the advantage, applying the headlock to Shaun. Shaun lifts the smaller man up, but Vinnie flips over. Vinnie bounces off the ropes! He comes back and Shaun takes him down with a russian leg sweep. Shaun bounces off the ropes. He comes back and nails Vinnie with a nicely executed elbow smash! James: Naw kid, that elbow smash was WACK! Dan: Shaun brings Vinnie to his feet. He lifts him up and SUPLEX by Shaun Richie! Shaun with the cover.......one.......two.......and Vinnie kicks out! Shaun going over to his brother and he tags in Jonathan. Jonathan coming in as Vinnie getting to his feet. Jonathan from behind and he nails him in the back of the head. Jonathan now applying an abdominal stretch. Vinnie trying to get out of it, but Jonathan a very proficient technical/submission wrestler. Jonathan releasing the hold and he nails Vinnie with a big savate kick to the back of the head as Vinnie goes tumbling to the outside! And here comes Miss Jasmine and she picks Vinnie up and slams him down on the floor! Uncle Sal coming with that cane and Jasmine immediately goes to the other side! Sal helping Vinnie up and Vinnie climbing back into the ring. James: Dag yo! Miss Jasmine got a big butt! Dan: Would you stop it? Jonathan tagging out to Shaun and Best of The Best in control as Vinnie has yet to make the tag. Shaun climbing to the top ropes! Vinnie to his feet! Here comes Shaun and BOO-YA!!! Missle Dropkick by Shaun!!! Shaun with the cover.....one........two.......three! NO! Vinnie kicking out again! Shaun bringing him to his feet. He lifts him up annnnnnd RUNNING LIGER BOMB!!! What a great move by Shaun Riche as Best of The Best are firmly in control of this matchup! James: Dag yo! Best of The Best are giving Da Family DA BUSINESS!!!! Dan: Shaun still in control as he tags in Jonathan. Quick tags by Best of The Best are what's getting them the advantage thus far in this matchup. Jonathan with the kick to the chest of Vinnie. Lifts him up and POWERBOMB! Jonathan with the cover........one..........two............ THREE!!!! NO!!!! Vinnie kicks out again! Vinnie refusing to give up as Jonathan tags Shaun back in! Shaun climbing up! He's going all the way up! Shaun off the top ropes annnnnnnnnnnd VINNIE MOVES!!!!!! Shaun going for the frog splash but Vinnie moved out of the way!!!! Both men are down and Vinnie trying to make the tag! James: Yo Vinnie! Act like it's a pizza yo! Dan: Cut that out! Vinnie almost there and HE MAKES THE TAG!!! Here comes Joey! Jonathan in the ring as well and Joey MAULS HIM OVER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! Joey picks up Jonathan and he THROWS HIM OUTSIDE!!! Joey picking up Shaun now. Irish whip to the ropes by Joey! Shaun coming back and JOEY BRINGS HIM DOWN HARD WITH THE POWERSLAM!!!!! Joey with the cover... one........two........... NO!!!! Shaun able to kick out! Joey still in control. Irish whip to the buckle by Joey! And here he comes and AVALANCHE!!!!! Joey backing up and Shaun just falls forward and hits the mat! James: He squashed that chump like a panacake yo! Dan: Joey to the ropes and HE DROPS THE BIG ELBOW!!!! Hooks the leg........ one...........two.............JONATHAN BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Here comes Vinnie and we got a four way brawl here!!! Referee Ryan Gentle has lost all control of this one! Joey picking up Shaun and TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!! And Vinnie with a dropkick sending Jonathan flying through the ropes! Sensuous Samantha is on the apron!!!! She's got the purse!!!! Uncle Sal running over and he grabs Samantha's leg!!!! Uncle Sal pulling Sensuous Samantha down!!! Here comes Miss Jasmine and BOO-YA!!!!! Uncle Vinnie cracked that huge cane right across the head of Jasmine and she's down!!!! The Family in full control as Joey lifts Shaun up and SICILIAN BOMB!!!!!! Incredible!!!! Joey tagging in Vinnie! Vinnie climbing up to the top! Vinnie off the top and THE PIZZA CUTTER! Flying legdrop by Vinnie Culmone! Vinnie with the cover...........ONE.........TWO.......... THREE!!!!!!! The Family wins!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winners of this match, THE FAMILY!!!!! Dan: The Family getting a big win here tonight on Saturday Night Heat as they hand Best of The Best their first loss in tag team competition here in the AICW! James: That match was DOPE! Dan: Vinnie has the microphone! Vinnie: WE WON!! WOO HOO!! YEE-HAA!! WE WON!! Dan: Joey and Uncle Salvatore grab Vinnie and pick him up, carrying him backstage in celebration! 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