Dan:   And we're back!  You didn't miss too much here!  Moore finally
stepping into the ring after the beckoning of Storm....

Lord Awesome: Sure, Moore's the one who did most of the trash-talking
the last time out.  That bum's the one he wants to get his hands on.

Dan: Dunne tags in a somewhat hesitant Moore...and look at Moore! He's
dumbfounded! His eyes are practically bugging out of his head!

Dima: He look like he has just seen Lenin's ghost!

Dan:  Seeing Storm and Danny Moore face-to-face, the resemblance is
uncanny! Storm lunges at Moore, but Moore draws back frightfully! Moore
looks like he's having some kind of hallucinations...he's wiping his
hands on his tights...now he's running laps around the ring as Storm
attempts to get his hands on him!

Lord Awesome: Danny Moore seems to be all hung up on the idea that Storm
happens to look like him.  It ain't helpin' his game plan, that's for
sure.

Dan: Steve Dunne and Christina O are yelling abusively at Moore! They're
visibly upset at Moore's irrational behavior! Whoa, wait a minute, Storm
with a flying crescent kick that takes Moore down! Moore back to his
feet, and Storm with a flying clothesline again taking Moore off his
feet! Moore back up, and now he hits the ropes, ducks under Storm's
clothesline attempt, and now a dropkick takes his "double" down! It
looks like Moore's regained his senses!

Dima: Regained his senses? Americans have no sense!

Lord Awesome: And you have no sense of reality, Dima.  You're living in
the shadow of a dead republic.  Wake up and smell the vodka, brother,
because you and the rest of the AICW are in for a harsh, healthy dosage
of reality very soon.  Mark my words.

Dan: Moore takes Storm down again with a legsweep! Storm back up, but a
spinning wheel kick to the face! Moore off the ropes, and Storm gets
nailed with a cross body-block! 1...2...kickout! Moore brings Storm back
to his feet, but Storm with a back elbow to the face of his opponent!
Now a flying mare takes him over, and he drops an elbow onto Moore.  He
brings Moore back to his feet, and a very painful-looking atomic drop
stuns him.  Back suplex takes him down, and Storm hops onto the second
rope.  Big flying legdrop onto his foe for a 1...2...Moore kicks out!
Storm sets him up, and now a powerbomb...NO, Moore flips over into a
frankensteiner and a pinning combination! 1...2...he didn't get him! Now
he gets back up and kicks furiously at Storm! Now he's setting him up
for, perhaps, a powerbomb of his own! No...he can't quite get Storm up!
Now he drives a knee into the midsection, and again, and again! He's
like a wildman! He's got him up! LIGER BOMB! What a move!
1...2...kickout!

Dima: Not bad, for an American!

Dan: I've got news for you, Dima, Danny Moore is Canadian!

Dima: Nevertheless, he is a puny North American!

Lord Awesome: There's a world of difference between the United States
and Canada, you narrow-minded Russian simp.  Their similarities lie in
their flaws, and a prime example is this social misfit, Danny Moore...

Dan: Storm has been in this matchup for its duration! He needs to make a
tag! Danny Moore appears to be getting frustrated...what's this? He just
tossed Storm into the opposite corn...

Danny Moore: COME ON! COME ON! YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF YOU? HUH? YOU
THINK I'M AFRAID! (spittle flying) I'VE EATEN BIGGER GUYS THAN YOU FOR
BREAKFAST!!!!

Dan: Danny Moore is venomous! He's just snapped!

Dima: This is what too much television does to the youth of America!

Dan: Storm makes a tag to Blade, and the big man steps over the top
rope...and Moore is like a hurricane! He's on him like a tasmanian
devil! He delivers a thumb to the eye, a chop to the throat, and now he
slams him head-first into the turnbuckle! A series of vicious knees to
the breadbasket! Now he's getting up on the second rope, and he's
delivering a pummeling to the bigger man's head! But Blade shoves Moore
off, and Moore tries to charge him again, but he gets met by a big boot
to the jaw! Now a scoop up, and a slam to the canvas! A tremendous
legdrop! And another! Now he brings him back to his feet, and an Irish
whip sends him in.  Big tilt-a-whirl backbreaker takes Danny Moore down!
Now Christina O gets up on the apron! Blade goes towards her, and Peter
Kaplan backs him off! Danny Moore is winded, but he's staggering over to
his corner.  Christina O fearfully leaps off the apron as Blade moves
threateningly in her direction! Moore makes the tag to Dunne, and now
Dunne is back in the ring against Blade! Blade and Steve Dunne going
toe-to-toe, but Blade seems to be just a bit bigger than Dunne, and
Sadistic Steve seems to be getting the worst of this exchange! Blade
whips Dunne into the corner, and now a big flying shoulder tackle! Dunne
is dazed, and now Blade with a hip toss out of the corner! Dunne comes
at Blade with a series of chops and fists, and Blade counters with a
headbutt! Blade delivers a kick to the gut, and now a flapjack lays him
out! Blade off the ropes, and a kneedrop to the back of the head! He
rebounds off the ropes again, but Christina O just grabbed his foot!
Blade turns around and looks sharply at the Pain Connection's manager!
Peter Kaplan perhaps didn't see exactly what Christina O did, but he's
reprimanding her to stay back from the apron nevertheless!

Lord Awesome: Blade and Storm seem a bit unfocused tonight.  And with
Christina O out there, it's far from even ground...

Dan: Blade turns back around to focus on the action, and gets met with a
belly-to-belly suplex by Steve Dunne! 1...2...kickout!

Lord Awesome: This is total BS, I'm not gonna stand for it.

Dan: Wait a minute, Lord Awesome has just left the broadcast position!
Now a quick tag by Dunne aover to Danny Moore, and the two kick Blade in
the midsection, doubling him over! Now a double suplex! Moore goes to
the outside now, as Blade regains his footing...he turns around,
and...SPRINGBOARD HURACANRANA! 1...2...didn't quite get him! Now Moore
tags out to Dunne, and he holds him while Dunne delivers a shot to the
ribs! Dunne with a jawbreaker, and now he's signalling for the
Compactor!  Lord Awesome is over by Christina O, and...he just hoisted
her up onto his shoulders!

Dima: In Mother Russia, this would mean they would be legally married!

Dan: Dunne has Blade set up for the Compactor, but he's distracted by
the commotion outside the ring! Lord Awesome is trying to carry
Christina off! Moore hopped off the apron, and he's going after his
manager! But Storm chases after him, and now those two are brawling!
Dunne now goes after Lord Awesome, and Awesome...he tosses Christina O
at Dunne! Dunne catches her and sets her down, then Lord Awesome just
nails Steve Dunne with a low blow!!! Now Blade comes from behind with a
clothesline! Blade and Lord Awesome put the boots to Steve Dunne, and
now a swarm of referees and officials try to quell the chaos! Peter
Kaplan has thrown this match out the window! Storm and Blade now focus
their attention on Danny Moore, and they lift him up and drop him throat
first on the ringside barricade! Now they continue to beat on Steve
Dunne as the AICW officials attempt to back them off! Lord Awesome now
fetches a steel chair, and he nails Danny Moore clean across the face
with it! And now again! Danny Moore has been busted wide open!! Lord
Awesome hands the chair to Storm, and Blade holds Steve Dunne as Storm
drives the chair into Dunne's throat! Now here come more officials,
along with Argie Otero herself! Lord Awesome is calling the Roadkillers
off, and they're making their way back to the dressing room! The three
stop at the entranceway, and Lord Awesome raises the Roadkillers' hands
victoriously! It looks like we've seen the formation of a new alliance
of sorts!

Dima: Bah! Americans in large groups produce nothing but a fouler
stench!

Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, what a chaotic situation we have just had
here tonight!

Dima: That is problem with this country America, there is nothing but
chaos! No order at all...like in Mother Russia!

Dan: In just a few moments we'll have our main event for you, where Troy
Walcott will defend his TV title, but what about the bombshell?

Dima: Bombshell? Back in Mother Russia, I once had a bombshell dropped
on my small village!

Dan: We haven't heard hide nor hair of Johnny Payne in months--and now,
Pretty Boy Troy has announced that next week he will deliver the
Hardcore Legend! You heard that right, fans! What a show it will be!

Dima: Ha! I am thoroughly unimpressed!

Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, we're just about ready to bring you back to
ringside for our main event! Let's go to Andy!

Andy: This contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the AICW Television
Championship! Introducing first, the challenger: from El Paso, TX,
weighing in at 269 pounds, here is Barry Bagwell! (modest cheers)

Dan: Barry Bagwell is fired up for this match! He walked out the last
time with a victory over the champ on a DQ.  Will he walk out this time
with the AICW Television title belt around his waist?

Dima: Do not count on it! If you remember, the last time his pathetic
disqualification victory was a gift from the only TRUE superstar of the
AICW, Russian Roulette! And that was the bottom line!

Andy: And his opponent, from Pretty City, Connecticut, weighing in at
247 pounds, the AICW Television Champion--"Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott!!!

Dan: The fans certainly don't care for Pretty Boy Troy, and he doesn't
much like them either!

Dima: No one likes these filthy people down here! Florida is one of the
most miserable hives of scum and garbage in this wretched country! That
is why it is the home of this "Disneyland!"

Dan: Troy Walcott seems more concerned with the fans than with his
opponent! But as history has shown time and time again here in the AICW,
you can never underestimate anybody!

Dima: I am looking at this Bagwell, and I am seeing not much to
estimate!

Dan: Barry now going after PBT, and he is indeed fired up! A few jabs to
the "pretty" face of Troy Walcott, and now an Irish whip! Hiptoss by
Barry Bagwell! Walcott back up, and another hiptoss by Barry! Walcott
slides out of the ring to regroup! He's definitely not happy at having
his face and his hair messed with!

Dima: His vanity is extraordinary, even for an American! You Americans
are all so full of yourselves! We Russians rarely look at ourselves in
the mirror!

Dan: Barry now sliding out of the ring after him and coming up from
behind! OH! He nails him with a hard right hand! And now he rolls him
back into the ring! An Irish whip by Barry, and a dropkick...but Walcott
holds on to the ropes, and Barry hits the mat hard! Walcott moves in and
lifts Barry's legs, now a foot to the midsection! Walcott brings Barry
back to his feet, and whips him into the ropes as he rebounds off the
opposite side! Flying lariat takes him down! Walcott now taking time to
posture in front of the fans!

Dima: He appears to be impressed with himself, even if his fellow
Americans here tonight are not!

Dan: Walcott brings Barry back up, and a whip to the ropes--tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker! Nicely executed!

Troy Walcott: Now THAT...was PRETTY!!

Dan: It was pretty well done, I'll give him that! Now PBT lifts Barry
up, and sets him up for a suplex...no, he drops him stomach-first on
that top rope! He calls that move the GQ!

Dima: The what?

Dan: The GQ--the "Gut Quake"!

Dima: Hmph!

Dan: Pretty Boy Troy just leaving Barry hanging around as he jaws with a
fan at ringside! Now he's leaving the ring! There's a ringside fan with
a rather...ah, unflattering sign about Troy Walcott...

(As Walcott walks towards the ringside fan we can see that the sign says
"P-B-T is G-A-Y")

Dan: Walcott taking exception, and he's taking the sign and tearing it
to pieces! He just threw the pieces of the sign back in the fan's face!

Dima: In Mother Russia, we would not tolerate incisive signs such as
that! We Russians know what we can and can not say! Big Brother is
always watching, and Big Brother never sleeps!

Dan: Walcott back in the ring, and he brings Barry to his feet, but
Barry delivers a shot to the breadbasket! Walcott nails him in the side
of the head, but Barry with another fist to the midsection! Walcott
attempts to throw another punch, but Barry blocks it and lands a hard
shot alongside his face! And another one! And another! Now an Irish
whip, but Walcott reverses it, and an inverted atomic drop stuns the
challenger...and Walcott with a PrettyPlex!!! It's over! 1...2...3!

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and still AICW
Television Champion: "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott!!!

Dan: PBT with a decisive win here tonight as he successfully defends his
Television title!

Dima: Ha! He is not facing TRUE competition! If he were facing someone
like, say...Russian Roulette, for example, he would not still be
champion!

Dan: Next week, Pretty Boy Troy will be hosting another edition of
"Pretty City," and his guest will be a true hardcore legend! After all
these months, what will Johnny Payne have to say? What are his plans in
the AICW? We'll find out in seven days' time!

Dima: I will save you the trouble! He is going to come out and say that
he is afraid of Russian Roulette, and he will announce his official
retirement! Ha ha ha!

Dan: Next week in Houston we will also be bringing you--listen to
this--Gino "Knuckles" Valentini vs. "The Convict" Oswald Bates! Two
former friends and former members of The Firm going one-on-one, right
here next week!

Dima: That will be about as entertaining as watching two street dogs
fighting in a back alley!

Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight for Monday
Night War! We'll see you next week!

Dima: I will not be looking forward to it!

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