Dan: And we're back! Next up pits the dangerous Hardcore Henry Thunder taking on the newly reformed Ernest Robinson. Now Robinson was formely known as The Shogun of Harlem, but he has since left Black Power and now he is fighting with honor. Dima: Ha! There is no honor among the THIEVES of the AICW! Dan: Let's go to Andy Burton! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 280 pounds, ERNEST ROBINSON! Dan: And the crowd cheering loudly for this young man Ernest Robinsion! Ernest has made quite a turn around since leaving Black Power! Dima: Yeah! But he will still lose! Dan: Ernest has a very tough match coming up tonight against the always dangerous Hardcore Henry Thunder as he climbs into the ring and begins to warm up. Andy: And his opponent, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing 277 pounds, HARDCORE HENRY THUNDER! Dan: And Thunder not even looking at any of the fans as he slowly makes his way to the ring. Look at the focus on the face of Thunder. He looks like he's ready to take care of business tonight! Dima: Thunder will destroy this wanna be kung fu master! Dan: I think Ernest Robison stands a pretty good chance of winning. Well, the bell has sounded and Henry Thunder waisting no time as he pounds away on Robinsion. Thunder sends him to the ropes and Robison with the baseball slide under Thunder. Robinson back on his feet, Thunder turns around and Robinson with a thrust kick to the head of Thunder knocking the big man off his feet. Dima: That kick was pathetic! The Great Dima would have grabbed that loser's foot and broken it into half! Dan: Robinson with the quick pin...............one...........two........... kickout by Thunder. Robinson and Thunder back on their feet and Thunder with the punch to the head of Robinsion knocking the former Shogun to the mat. Thunder to the ropes and he nails him with a leg drop. Thunder with the cover............one...........two.............and Robinsion with the kickout! This match has been back and forth thus far! Dima: Both men are WEAK! Russian Roulette would have already won this match! Dan: Thunder in control now as he pulls Robinson up to his feet. Thunder grabbing him by the head and DDT TO THE MAT! Hardcore Henry Thunder nailing Ernest with that powerful DDT and now he makes a non-chalant cover.......... one..............two.................KICKOUT BY ROBINSON! Had Thunder made a better cover, he would have probably won this match already! Dima: Russian Roulette could destroy BOTH men! Dan: Thunder taking Robinson and he rams his head against the turnbuckle. Now he takes his head again and rams it into the second turnbuckle. Thunder grabbing Robinson again and he rams it into the third turnbuckle. Thunder taking his head one more time and BOO-YA! Right into the fourth turnbuckle! And Ernest Robinson is down! Henry Thunder just placing his boots on top of him for the cover................one..............two.............KICKOUT BY ROBINSON! Ernest Robinson showing a great display of resilance! Dima: No, he is showing a great display of stupidity! Dan: Thunder picking Robinsion up again, and I think he's going for that Hardcore Torture Rack. Thunder lifts him up but Robinson able to escape. Robinson bouncing off the ropes, Thunder turns around and SUPERKICK!!!!!! Ernest Robinson nailed Henry Thunder with that patented Superkick! Thunder is down and Robinson with the cover.........one........two........THREE!!! I don't believe it! Andy Burton: The winner of this match, in the time of 5 minutes and 48 seconds, ERNEST ROBINSON! Dan: Ernest Robinson pulling off a MAJOR upset, defeating a world title contender in Henry Thunder! This is a BIG win for Robinson and a BIG loss for Thunder! Dima: This Thunder lost to a pathetic American like Robinson? Then he is truly PATHETIC! Dan: Ernest Robinson celebrating his win as he makes his way towards the back and WAIT A MINUTE! Westside Walavan has attacked Robinson from behind! He's hammering away on the stunned Robinson. This is completely uncalled for! Walavan lifts him up and WESTSIDE POWERBOMB ON THE GROUND! Ernest is hurt and officials finally able to seperate Walavan as he smiles and makes his way to the back. Dima: See! I told you this Mr Robinson was PATHETIC! Dan: Fans, it's been a long time since we've seen Johnny Payne in action! Well I've been informed that right here next week, as a guest on "Pretty City", the "Hardcore Legend" will be with us! Dima: I don't believe it! MY sources tell me that he's a cripple and has to use a bed-pan! (footage of the incident where Johnny Payne broke his neck is shown on screen.) Dan: It'll be the first time in a long time that we've seen him, and "The Hardcore Legend" will be Troy Walcott's guest and he'll be here to discuss the future of his wrestling career! Dima: Maybe Russian Roulette will check out Payne's neck as well..eh?!! Dan: Now I understand that Eddie Turner is now ready to announce his big surprise for this evening. His first AICW wrestler will be stepping into the ring TONIGHT! Let's go to Andy Burton! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Floral Park, New York, Shane Martin! Dan: We're about ready to see who Eddie Turner's mystery man is! Andy: And now, the manager, Eddie Turner! Eddie Turner: (Grabbing the microphone violently) What kind of a STUPID MORON are you?!! I am the C....E....O! (points in Burton's face) Get it right, or HIT THE BRICKS!!! (turns to the crowd) Now for all you fifteen cent idiots! I told you and I told the AICW that I was out to pick up the top talent, and did I strike a gold mine! Ladies and gentlemen, get on your feet and get a good look, because Eddie Turner Presents....MISTA SMITH!!! Dan: WHOA! Mista Smith is Eddie Turner's prospect! Dima: Russian Roulette is the most talented prospect in the world! Dan: And what is Eddie Turner doing?!! He's getting in young Shane Martin's face! Mista Smith entering the ring, and OH MY!!!! Eddie Turner just Irish whipped Shane Martin into a Mista Smith clothesline!! Dan: Eddie Turner leaves the ring, and the bell has rung! Mista Smith stomping Martin into the mat! Mista Smith kneels down, and he's choking the life out of Shane Martin! Martin gasping for every breath! He's turning blue! Dima: I love seeing pathetic Americans getting choked out! Dan: Referee Ramon De La Cerveza still upset with Eddie Turner, who shrugs him off! De La Cerveza back to the action and he sees the deliberate chokehold! De La Cerveza ordering Smith to break it, and he reluctantly does! Dima: AHH! THE SKINNY AMERICAN HAS RABIES!!! SHOOT HIM! Dan: He's just frothing at the mouth! Mista Smith patiently waiting for Martin to get to his feet, he goes to the ropes and floors Shane Martin with a double-axhandle! And and delayed fistdrop by Mista Smith! There's a cover! ONE.....TWO......MISTA SMITH PULLS HIM UP! Dima: Make up your mind! Dan: De La Cerveza angry with Mista Smith, who seems intent on punishing Martin! Mista Smith picks up Martin with a chokehold! One hand! BOO-YAA!! He chokeslammed Shane Martin to the outside!!! I think Martin is seriously hurt! Mista Smith arguing with De La Cerveza and OH NO! Eddie Turner is getting in some cheap shots behind the ref's back! He's kicking away at Shane Martin! Dima: This man must be Russian! Dan: Eddie Turner bringing Martin to his feet! There's a slap in the face, and he rolls Shane Martin back in the ring! Mista Smith coming over to bring Martin to his feet. OH MY!!! Low blow by Mista Smith, and there it is! The Dream Killer!! ONE......TWO......THREE!! Andy: The winner of this contest, MISTA SMITH!!! Dan: Mista Smith didn't prove anything tonight, other than the fact that he's a dirty fighter! Mista Smith is blocking Ramon De La Cerveza in the corner! Eddie Turner kicking Shane Martin! He kicked him out of the ring! That young man is hurt! Eddie Turner and Mista Smith heading back to the locker room! You may not like either of these two, but they make a deadly combo! Dima: Not as deadly as the great DIMA and RUSSIAN ROULETTE! Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, Argie Otero is standing by with some more news regarding the Pay-Per-View! Argie: Okie-dokie! I am here to announce to you the main event of the Pay-Per-View which will be coming to you live on March 29th, from the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan!! In the main event, AICW World Champion "The Demon" Kyle Bane will defend his title against the number one contender, the undefeated Saint!! This will surely be an epic battle! Now in other news, we are proud to announce that another Tag Team title will be added to the ranks! For this month, the 4 teams with the best records will face off in a one-night tournament on the Monday Night War before the Pay-Per-View! Dan: WOW! What a show it's gonna be! Fans stay with us, we'll be right back!