Dan: We're back! Coming up, our Main Event, featuring the team of Gangstas and Prankstas and Entrepeneurs Inc! Now last time these two team fought, Gangstas and Prankstas won, by getting a surprise attack over The Entrepeneurs Lets take a look at exactly what went down from The Monday Night War on March 16th! ------------------------------------------- Andy Burton: The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the stable of The Enterprise, accompanied to the ring by "Elegant" Johnny Edwards, from Washington D.C. and Yonkers, New York respectively, at a total combined weight of 514 pounds, ENTREPENEURS INC! Dan: Entrepeneurs Inc not receiving a favorable reaction as they confidently make their weay down the aisle. But the ladies seem to love "Smashing" Scott Howard as he lets them feel his big muscles. Dima: His muscles pale in comparison to the muscles of DIMA! Dan: Ha Ha! That was funny Dima! Entrepeneurs Inc climbing into the ring awaiting the arrival of their opponents! Andy Burton: And their opponents, from New York City and Los Angeles, California, at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, GANGSTAS ANDPRANKSTAS!!! Dan: The crowd awaiting the arrival of Gangstas and Prankstas but the duo are nowhere to be seen! Dima: Ha! They have chickened out! Dan: There's no sign of Gangstas and Prank......WAIT! The Gangsta and The Pranksta just crawled out from under the ring!!! They have pies in their hands!!! The Gangsta and The Pranksta climbing into the ring and sneaking up behind Entrepeneurs Inc. Brian and Scott turning around and BOOYA!!! Right into the face on the Entrepeneurs! Both members of Entrepeneurs Inc in shock of the sneak pie attack of Gangstas and Prankstas and The Gangsta and The Pranksta all over them! The Gangsta has Scott in the corner and he's hammering away on him! The Pranksta stomping on Brian Walters and referee Ramon De La Cerveza losing control early in the matchup! Dima: Entrepeneurs Inc foolish by allowing these jokers to get the upper hand. A RUSSIAN TAG TEAM would have never allowed this to happen! ------------------------------------------- Dan: Entrepeneurs Inc looking for a little revenge tonight! Juan: I can't believe they lost to those idiots! They are pathetic! Dan: Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following matchup is our MAIN EVENT, a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City and Los Angeles California respectively, weighing in at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, here are GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS! Dan: The Gangsta and The Pranksta making their way to the ring, shaking the hands of the fans as they come down to ringside. These two guys are just your typical fun loving kinda guys! Juan: Yeah....dumb and DUMMER! Dan: The Gangsta and The Pranksta climbing into the ring and they begin to warm up. These guys seem too quiet and too normal. I wonder what they have up their sleeve? Juan: Who knows with these two! Andy: And their opponents, from seasonal residences, weighing a total combined weight of 502 pounds, ENTREPENEURS INC!!! ("Been Around The World" by Puff Daddy blast throughout the loudspeaker) Dan: And look at the faces of Entrepeneurs Inc as they make their way down the aisle? I tell you, these guys are not two happy campers after Gangstas and Prankstas embarrassed and humiliated them the last time these two faced each other. Juan: Hey, I wouldn't exactly be happy if I was made to look like an idiot on National Television either! Dan: The CEO and "Elegant" Johnny Edwards with them as well as The CEO has a haliburton briefcase while Edwards is holding a squeeze bottle. Knowing The Enterprise's style, I wonder if any of these objects will come into play? Juan: Hopefully, cracking one of those morons upside their thick heads! (DING DING DING) Dan: It's going to be Brian Walters matching up against The Pranskta as both men head towards the center of the ring. They go to lock up, but Walters immediately goes for the rake of the eye, stunning The Pranksta. Referee Peter Kaplan immediately stopping this matchup and he's giving Brian the stern warning. Peter Kaplan is a great official and he does not take anything from anybody! Juan: Aw, come on Peter! He ain't do anything wrong! Dan: The match resumes and Walters nailing The Pranksta with three quick blows to the kidney area, causing The Pranksta to bend over in pain. Irish whip to the ropes by Walters and he catches him with a punch to the abdomen. Walters now to the ropes and BOO-YA!!! Big Bulldog by Walters taking The Pranksta down to the mat! Juan: Tag team wrestling is soooooo BORING!!! And these guys actually get paid for this crap? Give me a break! Dan: Walters taging out to Scott Howard. The Pranksta trying to get over to The Gangsta to make the tag but Howard grabbing his ankles and pulling him back over to the corner. Howard bringing him to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes by Howard...Pranksta coming back and baseball slide under Howard. Pranksta from behind and BAM!!! Nails him right in the back of the head with a beautifully executed dropkick! What agility displayed by The Pranksta as Howard falls to the mat! Juan: Well a circus clown like The Pranksta should have good agility Dan! Dan: The Pranksta over to the corner and he tags in the Gangsta. The Gangsta coming in and he pulls up Howard to his feet. The Gangsta from behind and he slaps on an adominal stretch! Smart move by this big mammoth from the hood as now he can wear down Howard with his brute strength and power. Howard struggling to get free, but The Gangsta is just too strong for him. The Gangsta releasing the hold....he lifts him up and ATOMIC DROP by The Gangsta. The Gangsta from behind and HE NAILS HIM WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! Gangsta with the cover..........one...........two..........NO! Kickout by Howard! Juan: They almost lost again!!!! Dan: The Gangsta in control as he pulls him to his feet. The Gangsta with the irish whip sending Howard hard to the buckle. The Gangsta running in and NO!!! Scott Howard quickly moving out of the way and The Gangsta goes crashing into the buckle. Howard waiting for him and he rolls him up for the cover.........one.............two............NO! Gangsta kicking out! Howard bringing him back up to his feet and now he's going for the suplex... BLOCKED by The Gangsta. He tries it again and The Gangsta blocks it again! The Gangsta lifting him up and BOO-YA!!! The Gangsta bringing him down with authority! The Gangsta rolls over and makes the cover...........one......... two.............THRE...NO! Howard able to get the shoulder up and what a great match we are having thus far! Juan: Yeah, great in your own mind Dan! Dan: The Gangsta going over to make the tag as is Howard and both teams tagging out. Brian Walters coming in as is The Pranksta and Walters nailing him with a double ax-handle smash just as he was coming in the ring. Walters sliding behind him and he slaps on a sleeperhold! Brian Walters with a sleeperhold on The Pranksta and he has him right in the center of the ring! The Pranksta struggling to break the hold, but Walters has it on pretty good. The Pranksta starting to lose consciousness and Walters releases the hold. He lifts him up and BIG BACK BODY DROP BY WALTERS! Walters with the cover ...............one.............two.............NO!!! Very close! Juan: End this already!!!! I have an appointment with my hairstylist! Dan: Walters with the quick tag in to Scott Howard, and Howard coming back in. Howard pulling The Pranksta to his feet. He lifts him up and BOO-YA!!! Big spinebuster brings The Pranksta down the hard way! And Howard is kicking him in the ribs repeatedly as referee Peter Kaplan giving Howard the stern warning. Howard picking him back up. A headbutt to the head of The Pranksta. Howard grabbing him by the neck. He lifts him up and CHOKE SLAM! The Pranksta clutching his neck in pain and Howard with the cover........... ONE..............TWO............ TWO AND A HALF! I thought The Pranksta was done for sure! Juan: It was a three!!! They need to get The Stone out here to officiate! Then this match would be over already, and I get get the hell out of Idaho!!! Dan: Howard tagging back in Brian Walters and Walters immediately slapping on a camel clutch backbreaker. He calls this the "Academic Probation" Pranksta screaming out in pain, but Walters applying more pressure. Referee Peter Kaplan checking for the submission, but Pranksta refusing to give up. Walters adding more pressure to that lower back area and The Pranksta is in serious pain right about now. And finally Walters releases the hold but the damage has already been done! Juan: Now pin the idiot already! Dan: The Gangsta trying to get The Pranksta to make the tag and Scott Howard running along that apron and HE CLOTHELINES THE GANGSTA!!! Scott Howard taking the big man out and Peter Kaplan is infuriated!!! Peter Kaplan yelling at Howard...Meanwhile Walters has the battered Pranksta up in the air annnnnnnd...BOO-YA!!! PILEDRIVER TO THE MAT!!! He makes the cover.........one............two...........HE PULLS HIM BACK UP!!! Referee Peter Kaplan not liking that one bit! Walters takes The Pranksta and sends him flying to the outside! The Gangsta getting up to his feet and here comes CEO and BOO-YA!!!! Nails him right across the head with that briefcase! Now Howard is picking up Pranksta and holding him up for Edwards. Edwards coming over with that water bottle and IT'S SOAP!!! Edwards just sprayed soap right into the eyes of The Pranskta!!! And The Pranksta can't see! Peter Kaplan counting both teams out and Walters rolls the blinded Pranksta back into the ring! That's not fair! There's four of them! Juan: Hey, if it will make this match go any quicker, I'm all for it! Dan: Nevertheless, anything goes outside of the ring as Gangstas and Pransktas are finding out the hard way! Walters tagging in Scott Howard. Howard placing Pranksta up on the top ropes. He's climbing up while Walters climbs the other rope and we all know what time it is? The Stock Market Crash!!! Howard hooking him and BOO-YA!!! Huge superplex from off the top ropes! And here comes Howard and BOO-YA!!! Big Top rope splash! This match is history......ONE......TWO.......THREE!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here are your winners......ENTREPENEURS INC!!! Dan: Entrepeneurs Inc getting payback in a big way this evening with their win over Gangstas and Prankstas redeeming their only AICW loss and wait a minute, they are not through yet! The Executive rolling the unconscious Gangsta into the ring. Johnny Edwards going under the ring and HE PULLS OUT TWO PIES!!! Edwards climbing into the ring and he gives one pie to Brian and the other to Scott. And they are RUBBING THE PIES IN THE FACES OF GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS!!!! WHAT HUMILIATION!!!! Juan: When Gangstas and Prankstas did it, you found it funny Dan! Gosh, you're such a hypocrite! Dan: Edwards now pulling out a pair of electric razors and THEY'RE SHAVING THEIR HEADS!!!! This is completely unnecessary!!! Now Walters putting on a painters hat and he's painting on their backs! What does that say? Oh brother! F.B.P.O. This is disgusting! Somebody stop this! Juan: No!!! This is funny!!! This is the best thing that has happened during this entire show! Dan: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're out of time! Tune in this Monday for Monday Night War! Good night! --------------------------------------- ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. All rights reserved. What did you think of the show? Send comments to aicw@rocketmail.com