Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Kato, from Parts Unknown, weighing 280 pounds, THE NOTORIOUS GS! <"Notorious Thugs" by BIG Smalls F/ bone thugs harmony plays throughout the arena.> Dan: This man has changed his ways as of late, and tonight he looks to take the Inoki Cup winner down, perhaps looking to collect on Kyle Bane's bounty! Juan: Once a used piece of meat, always a used piece of meat Dan! Dan: Also get a look at Kato, who is leading GS down the aisle! Surely he will only make this man even more dangerous! Juan: Yeah, to a five year old! <"Bullet In Your Hand" by Emmet Swimming plays over the sound system.> Andy: And his opponent...from Tuscon, Arizona, weighing 242 pounds, the INOKI CUP CHAMPION, "BIG D" DEVON BURKE!!! Dan: Devon Burke receiving an incredible ovation!! Juan: BOO!!! HISS!!! HISS!!! <"Big D" Devon Burke steps out from behind the curtain. He is wearing a pair of black boxing trunks with a red stripe on either side, black kneepads, and black Nike sandals.> "Big D" Devon Burke: YEAH AICW!!!!! Dan: Devon Burke making his way to the ring, where The Notorious GS continues to showboat. Juan: Both of these guys are sad Dan! You got Burke, who can't win a real title so he has to carry around some stupid cup! And then you got this cross between Biggie Smalls and sandwich spread! I don't know whether to RAP him or EAT him! Dan: Burke slapping hands with these fans! They all love "Big D!" Juan: I don't! Dan: The Notorious GS attacking Devon Burke from behind! GS pounding away! Burke starting to fight back! Burke with a flurry of punches, and GS backs away! Burke now grabbing the big man around the waist...BACKBREAKER by Burke!! That's why this man is the Inoki Cup Champion! He has the ability to fight it out with the best of 'em, and the ability to fire up a crowd! Juan: Oh, you're full of it! And as soon as GS makes his offense, you'll be downing him! You're a hypocrite Dan! Dan: Burke bringing GS to his feet, and there's a shot to the gut. Juan: As far as I'm concerned, he's still a Salami to me! Dan: Burke now with a devastating belly-to-belly suplex, and there's a cover by Burke! ONE.....TWO.....NO! GS able to kick out just in time! Burke standing up, and he peels GS off the mat! There's the side suplex, and Burke already giving the sign for the Big D! Juan: Thank god it's almost over! Dan: There it is!! It's over! GS couldn't hold on!! Andy: The winner of this contest, "BIG D" DEVON BURKE!!! Dan: Kato and Notorious GS obviously very upset by the outcome, as Devon Burke celebrates in the ring! Juan: BORING!!! Dan: OH NO! Here comes the entire Demonweb! They're surrounding the ring, and Devon Burke has nowhere to go! Juan: Oh yeah! Finally, this punk Burke is gonna get what he deserves! A beatdown! Dan: Listen to these fans! Devon Burke challenging the entire Demonweb to get in the ring!! Kyle Bane stepping up on the apron!! They're gonna have it out! Bane and Burke! Juan: Bane's gonna kill him! Dan: OH COME ON! Legion shoving Burke from behind, and Bane with a right hand!! Steve Dunne getting in the ring, and Bane with an Irish whip! Dunne steps in and catches Burke with a spinebuster!!! They're wrapping Burke up in the ropes...choking him out! Kyle Bane getting in Burke's face! "The Demon" Kyle Bane: You Wanna get broken?? You wanna F(BEEP)K with the Demon? You wanna F(BEEP)K with ME? Who's laughing now, As(BEEP)le?? Who's laughing NOW? Dan: What is Legion doing on the outside?! He's taking the steel steps down, and laying them on their side!! Bane throwing Burke out of the ring! Let's get somebody out here!! Bane setting up Burke!! BOO-YAAA!! Powerbomb on the steel steps!! Powerbomb on the steel steps! Juan: Man, I should have powerbombed him! I could have got ten thousand dollars! Dan: Here comes Byron Brady!!! A steel girder weilding Byron Brady!!! Juan: Aw man! He always has to ruin all the fun! Dan: He's attacking the entire Demonweb!!! Brady is like a mad man!! He nails Mr. Y in the back!! Y goes down like a heap!! There's a shot for Dunne!! Brady drops the girder and sets up Danny Moore!! STEEL CITY SUPLEX on the concrete!! Bane picks up the steel! OH NO! SWING AND A MISS!!! Brady grabs the steel girder from Bane!! Bane backing off!! BOO-YAA!! Brady nails Bane in the back with the steel, and the Demonweb are retreating to the back!!! Juan: That's not fair! He's using a weapon! He ought to be suspended! Dan: What a confrontation!! Listen to these fans go crazy!! <"Bullet In Your Hand" by Emmet Swimming plays over the sound system once again.> Dan: I think an alliance is forming here in the AICW!!! Juan: I sure hope not! Dan: The Demonweb have big trouble on their hands in the form of "Hard Line" Byron Brady, "Big D" Devon Burke, The Knick Man, AICW World Champion The Saint, Daron Foley...the list goes on!! Juan: An alliance of losers! Dan: Standing by is Reba Kola. Take it away Reba! Reba Kola: Thanks Dan! (waves to the camera) HI EVERYBODY!!! I'm just here tonight to go through the rundown of this AWESOME PAY-PER-VIEW!!!! It's going to be coming to you LIVE from The Metrodome in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and we're going to see some GREAT action! I'm talking about SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!!! We have The Demonweb, who we just saw earlier taking on the alliance of The AICW World Champion, The Saint, "Hard Line" Byron Brady, The Knick Man, and "Big D" Devon Burke!!! Also in action, The Firm which will consist of "8-Ball" Vic Garibaldi, "The Convict" Oswald Bates, Alex Raptor and in addition, a fourth mystery man, who will be taking on The Enterprise featuring "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott, "The Convict" Oswald Bates, one of the members of Entrepeneurs Inc and also, a fourth mystery man as well! Dan: Wow! The Firm and The Enteprise both getting fourth mystery men! This should be something else! Reba: Yeah, isn't it cool? But WAIT!! There's more! The Golden Cavalry, with "Golden Boy" Johnny Smith, Scott Thompson, and Equalizer will step into the ring with Chandler Stone and two partners of his choosing! And as promised, MORE MATCHES! In a special 6 on 6 tag team mahem match, The Perfectly Perfect Duo, The Roadkillers and Reign of Terror will team up to take on Westside Walavan & @$$ Kicker Andrew, The Family, and Sweet Stuff of the Gay World Order! Dan: That should be a great match! Reba: I can't wait! But Dan, there's even MORE! Eddie Turner Presents: Nicky De Niro, Mista Smith, and The Asian Assassination Squad will also be in action! They will take on Daron Foley, Riverstorm and the team of Johnny Blaze and Damion Sikes! And also, Juicy Fruit of The Gay World Order, Asanti, Goat Ninja, and Adrian Polonsky will all team up to meet Osmosis, Zeek Monkey, Austin Sterling & JT Savage! Don't forget, all the survivers of these matches will all be thrown together in an enclosed steel cage where they will battle it out until only ONE man is remaining! Dan: And how much will all of this cost Reba? Reba: As usual, you will be able to see all of this AICW action for only $14.95!!! Dan: Wow! What a great deal! Thank you Reba! Reba: You're welcome Dan! Dan: Survival of The Fittest is turning out to be one exciting event, isn't it Juan! Juan: NO! Dan: Anyway, we'll be right back with our MAIN EVENT!!!