AICW Saturday Night Heat Saturday, April 18th, 1998 Kibbie Activity Center, Moscow, Idaho (The camera shows the Saturday Night Heat logo on the screen, then suddenly it explodes into a scene of the sold out Kibbie Activity Center in Moscow, Idaho. We see the thousands of fans pouring into the arena chanting AICW repeatively. The camera also get a glimpse of some of the various signs such as "I'm FIRM for Life", "Chandler Sucks", "AICW...Walk The Hard Line", and many others. The camera then shows the announcer booth where Dan "The Man" Chan is seated by himself. He is wearing a black tux with a black bowtie as well as a pair of headphones) Dan Chan: Good evening everyone and welcome to SATURDAY NIGHT HEAT!!!! I'm your host Dan Chan and joining me today was suppose to be Dima. Fortunately, he hasn't shown up! So I guess I'm going to have to call the action by my..... (The crowd stands up on their feet and begins chanting "JUAN" loudly as we see "Supersexy" Juan LaFon make her way down the aisle. She looks extremely pissed off just as she always does as she walks up to the broadcasting table) Dan: WOW! The return of Juan LaFon! How you're doing Juan? "Supersexy" Juan LaFon: Shut the hell up Dan! Don't try and play that nice guy crap with me! And I don't know how many times I gotta tell you and (points to the crowd) THESE OTHER IDIOTS that my name is NOT Juan!!! It's WHO-ON! WHO-ON! It's not that hard! WHO-ON! I'm French for gods sake! Dan: Juan still her usual cheerful self! We got a great card for you tonight as always! In our Main Event, a return tag team match featuring Gangstas and Prankstas taking on Entrepeneurs Inc! Juan: Personally, I think tag team matches suck! And look at the teams you got fighting here! You got Bevis and Butthead on one team, and then you got the guys that Bevis and Butthead beat on the other team! GREAT AICW action as always guys! GOOD JOB! Dan: We also have "Big D" Devon Burke taking on The Notorious GS! Juan: Big D? What the hell is that suppose to stand for? Big (censored)less? Dan: Cut that out Juan! We have another tag team match featuring Westside Walavan and @$$ Kicker Andrew taking on Damion Sikes and Johnny Blaze! Juan: I tell you Dan, the competition in this fed gets more pathetic day by day! Everyone knows that ELVIS ruled this federation when he was here! And all because he had the guidance of ME! Dan: Alek Dane will do battle with Tom Corson, as well as Nicky De Niro taking on THREE MEN! Ernest Robinsion, El Aguila Negro and "The Rookie" Robbie Riedel! Juan: De Niro really taking on the "top" competition in the AICW, huh Dan! Dan: What a great card we have tonight! Lets...... (Dan is inturrupted by the familar sounds of Jimmy Hendrix "Voodoo Child" the New World Order remix as the crowd stands up waiting in anticipation. Suddenly, a beautiful woman with blond hair and blue eyes makes her way out to the approval of many of the men in the crowd. After a few moments, a handsome man with long flowing blond hair makes his way out. He is followed by a short black man with a perm in his hair and a HUGE seven foot giant of a man. The four are all dressed in pink tee shirts which says the letters "GWO" on the front and blue jeans as the crowd looks on in shock) Dan: OH MY GOD!!! Say it ain't so! (The four climb into the ring as the man with the blond hair smiles at Andy Burton and motions for him to hand him the mic. Andy hands the man the mic and the man speaks) Juicy Fruit: Cut the MUSIC!!! (the music stops) Hey AICW! The GAY WORLD ORDER HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!! Dan: THE GAY WORLD ORDER? Things will never be the same again! Juan: What's the matter Dan? You should be happy! Your FAMILY is here! Juicy Fruit: That's right BABY! The GWO is HERE!!!! Live and in color baby! In American Internet Championship Wrestling! Where all the SEXY men are at! And you know how much I love SEXY MEN!!! Come here ANDY!!!! (Juicy Fruit grabs Andy Burton and lays on him a big kiss. Andy staggers back in horror as many of the fans laugh along with the members of the Gay World Order.) Juicy Fruit: Now you're GWO FOR LIFE ANDY!!!! Coach Dike: Ok Juicy, let's go back to those SEXY MEN! And the SEXY WOMEN TOO! Little Rich: I just hope those so called SEXY MEN don't try and mess up my hairstyle and my BEAUTIFUL FACE! I mean, it's HARD WORK being THIS PRETTY BABY!!! Jolly Gay Giant: The AICW! COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juicy Fruit: There are just so many sexy men that I will just LOVE to get my hands on around here! Coach Dike: Like THE FIRM!!!!! Juicy Fruit: THE FIRM!!!! I love me some Italian men! Hey Vic, Ozzy, Alex, how FIRM are you? You know I want to find out! Vic baby, I will ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!!! You can put your "8-Ball" in my corner pocket ANYTIME!!!! Ozzy, they call you "The Convict?" Well, I know about your reputation in the big house! I'll bend over and pick up the soap for you any day of the week! And Alex baby, I just love your gangsta swagger honey! Are you as BIG as a dinosaur sweetheart? I can't WAIT to find out!!! Coach Dike: And what about The Demonweb? Juicy Fruit: THE DEMONWEB??? Oh yeah!!! Kyle Bane is such a HUNK! Hey Bane baby, I know we're going to burn in hell together for the sins that I want to commit with you! Lust!!! Sexual Immorality!!! I want to do all that stuff with you Bane! And you can bring that cute little MR Y too! I'll BOW DOWN TO HIS MASTER ANYTIME!!!!!!!! Legion, I'll ease your pain honey! Come unto JUICY and I'll make it ALLLLLLLLLLL BETTER darling! And Danny, Steve, are you boys into S & M? The Pain Connection has been some very naughty boys! And I think it's time that I gave them a SPANKING!!! Little Rich: The Pain Connection? Ha! Those two baboons don't know a thing about pain! You wanna know what pain is? Pain is having to look at those UGLY MUGS of yours! Now that's pain! Jolly Gay Giant: Yeah!!!! We're gonna kick your butts Pain Connection! And then you will feel some pain! HA!!!!!!! Coach Dike: You guys are TOO MUCH!!! How about The Enterprise!!! Juicy Fruit: NOW THOSE ARE SOME REAL MEN!!!!! "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott! "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio! Hey Troy, how's about you show me how "Pretty" you really are! Little Rich: Well he damn sure ain't as PRETTY as ME! Juicy Fruit: And Chrisy? I think you are absolutely C-LICIOUS!!! I want you to give me the ULTIMATE experience of your maleness! Del Rio, you are without question the sexiest man in this entire federation! Juicy LOVES Cool C darling!!!! And after I'm done with you baby, you'll be TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!!!!!!! I'll do you ALL NIGHT LONG CHRIS!!! ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Briliant Brian Walters? I just love a man that can teach me something! Why don't you show me how to do some mathematics, and I'll show you how to make LOVE!!!!!! And "Smashing" Scott Howard? You are smashing indeed darling! Those big bulging muscles!!! Those huge biceps!!! OHHHHHHH SCOTT!!!!!!!!! Little Rich: I don't think so! They are NOT all that, OK? If Entrepeneurs Inc were smart, they would take all that money that they got and get some PLASTIC SURGERY! It will take a MEDICAL MIRACLE to make those guys look HALFWAY as PRETTY as I do! Jolly Gay Giant: Entrepenurs Inc, you ain't nothing but a DOOKIE-HEAD!!! HA HA! (The Jolly Gay Giant sticks his tounge at the camera.) Coach Dike: HI SAM!!!! HI ERIN!!!!!! Remember me???? You know I'm going to be after you two even more now that we are all in the AICW! We're going to be one big happy family! Jolly Gay Giant: YEAH! And we're gonna kick butt too! Coach Dike: Cause when you're GWO...you're GWO... Everybody: FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jolly Gay Giant: I made that up myself!!!!!! (The GWO theme music once agian plays throughout the loudspeaker as the members of the Gay World Order make their way out of the ring. Juicy Fruit walks over to Dan Chan and gives him a big kiss while Coach Dike blows a kiss at Juan from afar. The Gay World Order then makes their way to the back.) Dan: (wiping his mouth) That was disgusting! Juan: You know you liked it Juicy Boy! Dan: Shut up! We'll be back right after these commercial messages! Don't go anywhere!