Dan: And we're back! Coming up is the long awaited match between The Saint and Martin X! These two men have no love lost for one another and finally, we get to see them step into the ring! Who's your pick Dima? Dima: Russian Roulette! He's the true man of God! Dan: Whatever! Let's go to the match! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first..... ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays throughout the arena.) Andy: From New York City, accompanied to the ring by all the members of the stable, BLACK POWER, weighing 230 pounds, MARTIN X! Dan: And the members of Black Power making their way down towards the ring. This crowd is booing extremely loudly! I don't think anybody likes Black Power! This matchup has been building up for quite a long time! The Saint and Martin X do not like each other one bit! Dima: These stupid Americans can never get along. Everyone in Russia worships Dima! Dan: The members of Black Power in the ring now, and there is Martin X, DJ Slam, Ice Cold, The Nubian Warriors, and their newest member, Westside Walavan! Dima: This "Westside Walavan" is pathetic! Dan: They are all lifting their fist in the air and.... All 6 men: BLACK POWER! Andy: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by his manager, Angel, from Chicago Illinois, weighing 255 pounds, THE SAINT! Dan: The Divine Warrior calmly making his way down to the ring. He doesn't seem the least bit intimidated with the 6 members of Black Power waiting for him. Dima: That is because he's an American and he cannot count! Dan: Angel handing him a microphone and The Saint beginning to speak as he continues to make his way down the aisle... The Saint: X, just because I am out here alone against all of you, that doesn't mean my back isn't covered. So I welcome, hell I ENCOURAGE your friends to stick their nose in this match, because if they do, they will have a nasty surprise in store for them. Dan: Whoa! The Saint threatening all of the members of Black Power! And here we go! Nelson and Muffasa Bukola climbing out of the ring charging towards The Saint. The Saint catches Nelson coming in with a beautiful leg sweep! And here comes Muffasa and BOO-YA! The Saint takes the big man down with a standing drop kick! Ice Cold charging towards The Saint and The Saint catching him and a BIG POWERSLAM by The Saint! Here comes Westside Walavan! The Saint and Westside duking it out! The Saint getting the upper hand! The Saint with a knee to the midsection. He grabs the big man and DDT TO THE GROUND BY THE SAINT! And The Saint is on fire taking on ALL THE MEMBERS OF BLACK POWER BY HIMSELF! Dima: Ha! He was just lucky! Dan: The Saint climbing into the ring and Referee Ryan Gentle starting this match! Martin X immediately charging the big man as he climbs through the ropes and he hammers away on the back of The Saint. Martin X sending him to the ropes.....no reversal by The Saint! Martin X coming back and THE SAINT CATCHES HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! And The Saint on fire as this capacity crowd is cheering him on! Dima: In Russia, the crowds get on their knees and worship me! Dan: The Saint grabbing Martin X and he picks him up to his feet. He moves behind him and slaps on an adominal stretch. Martin X with a poke to the eye, easily breaking the move. Martin X with a punch to the head of The Saint. He grabs him by the neck and takes him down with a nice neck snap! Martin X with the cover...........one... ........two...........and The Saint easily kicks out of that cover. Dima: If Russian Roulette executed that neck snap, he would have broken the neck of this so called holy man! Dan: Martin X to the ropes. He goes for the elbow smash, but The Saint moves and Martin X hitting the mat hard. The Saint standing up and now he's stomping on the knees of Martin X. Martin clutching his knee in pain and The Saint with a kick to the midsection. The Saint now picking X up off the mat. He lifts him up and OH MY! Drops him hard on that knee! Martin X cluthching his knee in pain and The Saint so far in control of this match! Dima: This Saint is doing the right thing by working on one part of the body! He just isn't as proficient as a Russian wrestler! Dan: The Saint rolling Martin X over for the cover............one.... ......two...............kickout by X! The Saint getting up. He measures his blow and he drops a elbow on Martin X. The Saint measuring the blow again and he drops another elbowdrop on X. The Saint in control. The Saint grabbing X's leg. He's setting him up and a STANDING FIGURE FOUR BY THE SAINT! Martin X in serious pain! Referee Ryan Gentle checking for the submission but X not giving up! DJ Slam on the apron now, and Ryan Gentle going over to Slam! Westside Walavan jumping on the other side and now he's climbing up to the top ropes! Walavan from off the top and BOO-YA! Catches The Saint from behind with a double axhandle! The Saint dropping to the mat, and Walavan quickly rolling to the outside! Slam getting off the apron and Martin X rolling over for the cover..............one......... ...two............... THREE! NO! The Saint getting that right shoulder up! What tenacity by The Saint! Dima: That is not tenacity! One time, I got piledrivered 25 times into 25 tables and I still kicked out! American's don't know the meaning of the word, tenacity! Dan: The members of Black Power chasing Angel around the ring and she quickly makes her way to the back! The Saint now all alone in this match and Martin X taking control. He takes his left knee and he drives it into the neck of The Saint! The Saint clutching his neck in pain. X now with the foot to the neck of The Saint and referee Ryan Gentle giving X the warning. Gentle with the count...... .one......two.....three....four..... and X lifts his foot up. He does it again.......one......two.....three.....four..... and X lifts his foot up again! Questionable tactics being used by Martin X! Dima: It is good wrestling! Whatever works, USE IT! Dan: Martin X picking The Saint up from the mat. He pushes him into the corner and now a kick to the midsection by X. X now chocking the life out of The Saint! Referee Ryan Gentle with the count.......one.. ....two......three.....four......X releases the choke. He chokes him again......one......two......three.....four......X releases the choke again. Martin X now KICKS THE SAINT IN THE GROIN! The Saint bending over in pain. Referee Ryan Gentle admonshing Martin X but X doesn't seem to care. X now grabbing The Saint and BOO-YA! Swinging Neckbreaker by Martin X! Dima: Ha! What do you think of this so called Saint now Dan? Dan: I think he's an excellent wrestler! Martin X with the cover... one..........two..............NO! The Saint with another kickout! Martin X looks kind of frustrated! Martin X going to the outside. He's climbing up to the top ropes! Martin X leaps off the the fistdrop and NO! The Saint moves out of the way! Martin X goes crashing into the center of the ring and he's holding his hand in pain! Both men are down as referee Ryan Gentle begins to count..... one......two.....three....The Saint rolling over to the ropes..... four.....Martin X getting to one knee.....five.......six....The Saint grabbing the ropes......seven.....Martin X trying to get to his feet.. . eight......nine.......AND BOTH MEN ARE UP! Dima: I do not know why these two men are fighting! Everyone knows that DIMA is the true man of God! Why? Because DIMA IS GOD! Dan: Yeah. God of annoyance! Anyway, both men are on their feet and Martin X throws a punch towards The Saint but The Saint grabbing his hand and squeezing it! Martin X screaming out in pain. Angel is making her way back from the lockeroom. She's got that loaded bible with her! Martin X tries to poke The Saint in the eye, but The Saint with the knee to the midsection of X! The Saint with the irish whip to the buckle! He comes in and NAILS X WITH A SPLASH! Dima: If that were Dima..... Dan: SHUT UP! WHO CARES WHAT YOU WOULD DO? Dima: I will crush you! Dan: The Saint now choking Martin X, giving him a taste of his own medicine! Referee Ryan Gentle laying the count on The Saint.......one ......two......three....four......The Saint lets go of the choke. The Saint with the eye gogue to X! The Saint now with the knee to the groin of X! X grabbing his crown jewels in agony! The Saint Irish whips X to the buckle again and RYAN GENTLE GETS HIT! Ryan Gentle accidently getting hit in the process and all hell is about to break loose! Dima: This is exactly the type of conditions that Black Power thrives on! Dan: And here we go! Black Power is in the ring! Ice Cold from behind and he clotheslines The Saint to the mat! The members of Black Power now stomping on The Saint! Martin X sitting down in the corner laughing at the Saint as the members of Black Power continue to stomp away on The Saint! Westside Walavan now picking the holy man up and BOO-YA! He nails him with that Westside Powerbomb! The Saint is out, and Martin X with a big smile on his face! Dima: He knows he has outsmarted this dumb American! Dan: Martin X putting his boot on The Saint as DJ Slam counts...... one.....two......three! That doesn't count though, as the referee has to make the count! Black Power continuing to beat on The Saint and WAIT A MINUTE! Who in the world is that making his way down the aisle? Dima: I do not know. But he is very big! He must be RUSSIAN! Dan: Look at the size of this giant making his way towards the ring! This man has to be at least 7 feet tall! The giant climbing into the ring and the members of Black Power looking in awe at the size of this big man! Nelson Bukola charges him and the man grabs him. He just tossed Nelson over the top ropes! Here comes big Muffasa and a kick to the midsection by this huge man! The man grabs Muffasa, lifts him up and CHOKESLAMS BIG MUFFASA TO THE MAT! The big man now taking Muffasa and he tosses him out of the ring as well! Ice Cold now coming towards the big man and the big man takes Cold down with a vicious clothesline! The big Man now lifting up Cold and he tosses him right into Westside Walavan sending them both flying outside of the ring! And this big man has just cleared the ring! Dima: Look at the power of this man! He has to be RUSSIAN! Dan: Martin X on his knees now, begging the big man not to hurt him! The big man helping The Saint to his feet and now The Saint charges Martin X! The big man climbing to the outside and The Saint hammering away on X! The Saint sends him to the ropes and HE SLAPS ON THE LAST RIGHTS! The Saint has Martin X trapped in that sleeperhold right in the center of the ring! No Black Power to help Martin X now! X trying to get away, but there is nowhere to go! Ryan Gentle finally recovering and now he's on his feet! Gentle lifting up X's arm....one! Gentle lifting it up again.....two! Gentle lifting it up one more time and......THREE! This match is history! The Saint wins the match! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here is your winner.........THE SAINT! Dan: The big man and Angel climbing into the ring celebrating with The Saint as he successfully defeats Black Power! Angel handing The Saint the microphone and I think he has something to say! Dima: Nobody wants to hear him! They all want to hear DIMA! The Saint: X, you aren't the only leader around here. I too am able to lead a flock, and right here is my most devoted follower........ REVELATIONS! Dan: The Saint dropping a bombshell on Black Power bringing in this huge monster to watch his back and OH MY GOODNESS! The lights just went out! What in the world is going on here! Dima: Take your filthy AMERICAN hand out of my pocket DAN! Dan: The lights flickering and now they come back on! OH MY! The big man and Angel are knocked out cold! THAT'S REVEREND SIN AND DONAVAN STANDING BEHIND THE SAINT! The Saint looking around in total confusion! Reverend Sin tapping The Saint on his shoulders! The Saint turning around and REVEREND SIN JUST SLAPPED THE SAINT! Sin picking him up and THE CRUCIFIXION by Reverend Sin! And The Saint is out! Dima: I guess this so called Saint forgot to pray today! Ha Ha Ha! Dan: Reverend Sin picking up the falling Saint from the mat. He's sticking his arms straight out as if The Saint was on a cross. Reverend Sin slowly spinning The Saint around for all the crowd to see. Reverend Sin lifting him up and BOO-YA! BIG POWERSLAM BY REVEREND SIN! And The Saint, Angel, and the big man all knocked out! There's a chair in the center of the ring! I guess that's how Reverend Sin took out this huge monster, Revelations! Dima: Now we shall have church! Dan: Donavan climbing back into the ring and he's got that black can of spraypaint! He hands it to Reverend Sin and Sin now spraypainting right on the chest of The Saint! This is absoultly sickening! Somebody stop him! Dima: Security is not going to stop this man! They are AFRIAD! Because all Americans are afraid! Dan: Reverend Sin finishing up the spraypainting and OH BOY! He just spraypainted SINNER right across the chest of The Saint! Reverend Sin just standing there now, admiring his work! This man is pure evil! And now Sin and Donavan finally climbing out of the ring and making his way towards the back! Unbelieveable! We'll be right back!