Dan: And we're back with more of Monday Night War! Coming up next, we have "The Convict" Oswald Bates taking on The Eccentric Offender! These men have been waiting for quite a while to step into the ring with each other, and now we will get the chance to see it! Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York, New York, weighing 350 pounds, THE ECCENTRIC OFFENDER! Dan: The Eccentric Offender slowly making his way down to the ring, licking his lips at the fans! Dima: And this is what the Americans call a model wrestler? You Americans are sick! Dan: The Eccentric Offender climbing into the ring, and now he's sitting on the ropes, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. Andy: And his opponent, representing THE FIRM, and accompanied by his manager, CYN, weighing 271 pounds, he is "The Convict" OSWALD BATES! Dan: And here comes Ozzy! Surprisingly there aren't any members of The Firm with him! I guess Ozzy wants to take care of Firm business by himself! Dima: HA! The reason why there aren't any Firm members with him is because there isn't any FIRM! HA HA HA! Dan: Oswald Bates climbing into the ring and The Eccentric Offender immediately attacks him as the bell sounds. The Offender hammering away on Oswald Bates. He gogues Ozzy in the eye. Now he sends him to the ropes and clothesline by The Eccentric Offender! The Offender with the quick cover.............one..........two.........easy kickout by Oswald Bates! Dima: This Offender is puny! He has no power behind his clothesline or any of his moves! Dan: The Eccentric Offender picking Oswald Bates off the mat. Bates with the thumb to the eye. Bates now with a headbutt, knocking the big man back. A blow to the head of the Offender by Bates, knocks him against the apron. Ozzy with the Irish Whip to the buckle. Oswald Bates charging in, but The Offender moves and Ozzy hitting that corner hard! Dima: This "Convict" is too slow! I guess that is why he has jail record! He was too slow in trying to outrun the American police! Dan: That's not funny Dima! The Eccentric Offender right behind Bates and he lifts him up and GERMAN SUPLEX by The Eccentric Offender. The Offender with the cover again.............one............two...... .....NO! You're not going to put away Oswald Bates that easily! Dima: Does The Eccentric Offender have talent? Forget a bout it! Dan: You screwed up the whole line! Dima: No, I made it BETTER! Dan: Anyway, The Eccentric Offender back to his feet and now he's setting Ozzy Bates up for a suplex. The Offender lifts him up, but he can't get him all the way up. The Offender tries again, but he still can't get him up in the air. And Oswald lifting up the Offender and BOO-YA! Oswald Bates lifting up The Eccentric Offender for the suplex and he turned it into a reverse neckbreaker! What a move by Oswald Bates! Dima: It was ok. But Russian Roulette could have done it much better! Dan: Bates with the cover............one.........two.........three! No! The Eccentric Offender kicking out! Oswald Bates getting to his feet, and he picks The Offender up. But the Offender with the poke to the eye of Ozzy! The Offender lifts him up and POWERBOMB BY THE OFFENDER! And this match has been back and forth today Dima! Dima: This match is not exciting! I should go get Russian Roulette to, as you Americans would say, "spice things up a bit"... Dan: You sit down Dima! The Eccentric Offender bringing Bates to his feet again. The Offender grabbing him by the neck. He lifts him up and CHOKE SLAM WITH AUTHORITY BY THE OFFENDER! The Eccentric Offender makes the cover...............one............two..........three! NO! Ozzy able to kick out! And what action we are having in this match! Dima: This is not action! This is pathetic! Dan: I would love to see you in the ring Dima! Dima: If you don't shut up, you will be in the ring with ME! Dan: The Eccentric Offender staring down referee Ramon De La Cerveza. I don't think he liked that count one bit. The Eccentric Offender bringing a dazed Ozzy Bates to his feet. The Eccentric Offender with the kick to the gut! Bates bending over in pain. The Offender setting him up and NAILS HIM WITH A PEDIGREE! Ozzy in trouble now! The Offender with the cover.........one............two.............. THREE! NO! Ozzy kicked out! Dima: You are too excited about this Dan! You should really get a life like DIMA! Dan: If I had a life like you, I'd kill myself! Anyway, The Eccentric Offender really frustrated! He's doing all he can to put away Oswald Bates but he just can't get the three count! The Offender arguing with Ramon about the count and WAIT A MINUTE! The crowd is on their feet and Alex Raptor is making his way down the aisle. What is he doing here Dima? Dima: I do not know! What? Do I look like a psychic? Dan: Raptor taking a look at Oswald Bates and The Eccentric Offender in action. The Offender sending Bates to the ropes, NO REVERSAL BY Bates and BOO-YA! Raptor nails The Eccentric Offender from behind! Bates had Ramon distracted and Alex Raptor helping out Bates? Raptor going back to the exit and Bates makes the cover............one....... .........two............... THREE! Oswald Bates wins! Andy Burton: Here is your winner.........."The Convict" OSWALD BATES! Dan: And Ozzy Bates pulling of another victory for The Firm! Thanks to the help of Alex Raptor? I wonder what that was all about? Dima: Maybe Ozzy Bates is this "boss" everyone is talking about! Dan: Standing by, we have Reba Kola! Take it away Reba! Reba Kola: Thanks Dan! Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest for this week. Here is "@ss Kicker" ANDREW! [The lights go out, and in replacement blue laser spot lights shine over the sold out crowd. "@ss Kicker" Andrew's theme music plays, as mist comes out of the curtains. Then out steps Andrew wearing black tights and blue logos with hearts and on the rear reading "@ss Kicker" Andrew. He claps the hands of his fans while making his way to the ring. He stops near the ring and looks at Reba and gives her a smooth smile. Andrew looking around the front row crowd spots a 4 year old boy and gives him his hat, he shakes the boy's hand, and gets into the ring. He then goes to the corner, climbs up to the second turnbuckle and lifts his hands in the air, as the crowd clamors out loud. Finally Andrew jumps to the mat dances a little bit and settles down with Reba as the lights come back to normal.] Reba: Welcome Andrew, and I must say it is indeed my pleasure (looks Andrew up and down) to have such a handsome man with me today! "@ss Kicker" Andrew: Why thank you, gorgeous. And another thanks for taking your time to interview me! Reba: Anyway, let's get started! Tell us about your past in the wrestling world? "@ss Kicker" Andrew: I be more than glad to enlighten all of you of my past in the wrestling association. My affliction with wrestling started a long time ago, and only last summer did I join the great industry. I went from fed to fed looking for competition, and you know what? (Looks at Reba with a profound look) I found ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! And of course till I stepped into the AICW, did a lot of people prove to me that they can do a whole lot of WALKING. The last fed that I was signed on with was the WFWF. It really sucked after seeing this great one. Even the great Basketball Player the Knick Man was there, I never had the chance to step into the ring with him, but I have a lot of respect towards the guy. But I'm proud to say that I carried both the Intercontinental and European Title at the same time for over a month. That's how hard I worked, now it's time to show myself to the AICW! Reba: I understand that you know another newcomer in this federation, namely Westside Walavan. Westside has just recently joined those disgusting pigs known as Black Power! Would you ever consider joining them as well? I mean, it would be a shame to see such a handsome man like you with the likes of them! (smiles) "@ss Kicker" Andrew: Me joining forces with them? The Black Power? (Looking Reba in the eyes) Just for you sweetheart, I won't join!!! But still I would have never joined the Black Power. West Side joined the Black Power with his debut, and if I did join I would have did the same. So why would I join now??? After-all, I challenged some of them, namely one being West Side Walavan, my long time friend! They show no surprise to me, I have the guts to take them all by myself. Black Power, you got a lot of enemies and making me one of them isn't a good sign, so let me take care of West Side without you having to intervene. Because if you do...,Then my friends I will not go down easily, I will take all of you down with me if that state comes to present. Reba: Is there any particular athletes that you would like to step into the ring with? "@ss Kicker" Andrew: YES.......,There are a few athletes I would like to step into the ring with. With respect, I would like to step in the ring with the Champ himself, Bryon Brady...I want to see who can endure the most, my goal to fight him is not just for the Gold but also to see how it feels to be fighting with a Champion in the AICW! And of course, anyone from Black Power. So do any of you in Black power have the guts to step up and face the consequences? Because I'm ready for all of you, just hope you are. Heck if West-Side wants to fight me, he can have Ice Cold with him and make it a handicap match, because it really don't matter I will come out on top! If anyone wants to step into the ring with me, no problem, you know where I can be reached at. Just leave the message with Dan "The Man" Chan!!! Reba: Anything else you would like to add? "@ss Kicker" Andrew: Yes there is. Did I tell you how pretty you look today?!?! And oh yes, Black Power I'm waiting for your answer!!!! And lastly why aren't the people I challenged accepted yet?!?! Don't tell me you're scared?!?! That's it Reba, I hope to see you again! Reba: Alright, thank you for your time Andrew! "@ss Kicker" Andrew everybody! Back to you Dan! Dan: @$$ Kicker Andrew ready for action here in the AICW! Coming up next, we have the AICW Television Title on the line, when Pretty Boy Troy Walcott defends the title against Barry Bagwell! We'll be right back!