Dan: Fans, we're back! What is this now?!! Dima and Russian Roulette making their way down the aisle! Oh no! They're coming this way! Dima: Cesar! How dare you try to usurp the GREAT DIMA from his throne at the broadcast position! You are not worthy of holding my JOCKSTRAP, let alone my headset! Gimmie that! Dan: STOP IT! Dima just grabbed Cesar's headset and OH NO!!! Russian Roulette has grabbed Cesar!! NO!!!!!! Russian Roulette just gave the Russian roulette to Cesar!! Here come some paramedics! Dima: HA HA HA!!! Dan: You are sick! Dima: Look at how pathetic he looks as they take him away! That is what you get when you play with a loaded gun!!! He can join The Knick Man in the hospital! Dan: Why doesn't he pick on somebody his own size?! Dima: Everyone is on the hitlist! Everyone in the AICW is playing with Russian Roulette! Some get lucky, others do not! Dan: It is time for our MAIN EVENT! This is the much anticipated rematch for the AICW International Title! Let's go to the ring! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AICW International Title! Introducing first, the challenger! (The arena goes completely black, and the sounds of "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael can be heard. After about a minute or so a bright white spotlight shines down into the aisle. The curtains are pulled open, and six showgirls start dancing down toward the ring (you know, the high kickin' thing). Behind the showgirls stands "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio, wearing a silver robe that reads "AICW International Champion!" Along with Del Rio is what appears to be an Elvis impersonator. The crowd actually explodes into a standing ovation...for the showgirls and Elvis.) The King: Thank you, thank you very much! At this time...it is my plesure to introduce you all...to the next AICW International Champion of the world..."The Ladies Choice"..."The Superstar"..."The Ultimate Male"...CHRIS...DEL RIOOOOO!!! (The crowd then gives a mixed pop for Del Rio as he grabs the mic.) Del Rio: I promised everyone in my adopted home town of Las Vegas, Nevada...a show they would never forget...and once again, I deliver! Now, who else in the AICW would put on a show like this...NO ONE! Especially not the uncharismatic, FORMER...International Champion, Mista Nobody! Bring his @ss down here! (Del Rio then throws down the mic, and the lights come on.) Dan: What an entrance! Chris Del Rio determined not to let this one slip through his hands like the last shot. Remember at the Tokyo Thunder Festival, Chris Del Rio and Mista Smith were both counted out, and Smith retained the title. Dima: If these men are as terrible as they are, they will be counted out once again! Dan: Well, both men had better be careful, because referee James Roma will not hesitate to count them out again. Andy: To introduce his opponent, here is Eddie Turner! Eddie Turner: Alright Del Rio, I don't know how the hell you managed to weasel your way into a rematch that you don't deserve, because everybody knows that Mista Smith beat you fair and square! Well, it doesn't matter, because Mista Smith will be more than happy to beat the crap out of you a second time! And as far as you callin' me an old man, nothing could be further from the truth! If you get out of line, I'll knock you out myself! So, just to make you happy, I brought along this little cane...just for you! Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Turner Presents, the now and future AICW International Champion, MISTA SMITH! Dan: Here comes the champion! Mista Smith, one of the meanest men in the AICW, making his way to the ring. This 350-pounder looks ready to take Del Rio out! Dima: BAH! He could not take out Chinese food! Dan: Del Rio charges Smith with a clothesline, but Smith ducks! Del Rio off the ropes...shoulderblock, and Del Rio falls down like he ran into a brick wall! Smith with an obvious size advantage. Del Rio quicky back to his feet, and he goes to the ropes once again. He ducks under a Smith elbow, and hits the ropes on the other side! Smith catches Del Rio around the throat! Chokeslam by Mista Smith!! Del Rio bouncing about a foot off the canvas, and he rolls to the outside to confer with Blake Studwell! Dima: He is a chicken! He is already afraid of the big Russian! Dan: Mista Smith is not Russian! Dima: ...I meant....If he ran into Russian Roulette! Dan: Del Rio turning around to jaw at several fans, and Smith leaps off the apron with a double axhandle! BOO-YAA! He nailed him from behind! Mista Smith in control here in the early going! Smith bringing Del Rio to his feet. Boot to the midsection, followed by a deliberate low blow! Blake Studwell with a right hand, blocked by Smith! Smith with a headbutt, and a right hand, and Blake goes down! Smith picks up Del Rio, and he drops him throat first across the guardrail! Referee James Roma continuing the count! 7... 8... Smith rolls under the bottom rope to break the count! Both men risking a count-out once again. Dima: They are stupid! Sometimes I wonder if Americans want bad things to happen to them. Dan: Smith back on the outside again, and he pulls up the mat! He may be setting up Del Rio, and he kicks Del Rio in the midsection! OH MY! Smith just grabbed Blake Studwell, and he set him up! BOO-YAA! Smith piledrives Studwell on the concrete floor! What the hell did he do that for?! Dima: Typical of stupid Americans! Dan: Smith should've done that to Del Rio! Del Rio rolling back inside, and Smith following after him. Both men back to their feet, and Smith whips Del Rio to the corner! Smith charging, and Del Rio moves! Smith hits the buckles hard, and he's down! Del Rio with a chance to recover from that early onslaught by Smith. Dima: This Del Rio is a broken man. Dan: Del Rio trying to take advantage of this opportunity. Del Rio bringing Smith to his feet, he punches him in the gut, and goes to the ropes. Del Rio with a big clothesline to take the big man down! Del Rio up to his feet quickly, and he drops a knee to the forehead! Del Rio swiveling his hips for this crowd as Mista Smith gets up to his hands and knees. Del Rio standing behind Smith, waiting for the perfect moment to strike! He may apply a sleeperhold here! Dima: The great Dima is falling asleep from this so called American wrestling. Dan: Smith up to his feet, and Del Rio slaps it on! Sleeperhold by Del Rio! Smith trying to get out of it, and Del Rio jumps on his back! Smith staggering around in the middle of the ring, he's got nowhere to go but dreamland! Smith swinging his arms around, trying to shake Del Rio off! Smith now grabbing Del Rio's hair! OH MY! Smith reached up and stuck a thumb in Del Rio's eye!! That did the trick, and Smith moving in on Del Rio. He grabs him by the head, and BOO-YAA! Smith with a DDT! Mista Smith covering "The Ultimate Male!" ONE.....TWO.....