Dan: Welcome back fans, hold on just a minute...I'm getting word that something is going on out in the parking lot! Dan: OH NO! That's The Knick Man's car!!!! De Niro is gonna do some damage to that!! This goes beyond a bounty!! Dan: This man is crazy!! De Niro opening the driver's door!! That alarm going off through the parking lot! This man is a vandal! De Niro getting in the car! What is he doing?!! Dan: He's stealing The Knick Man's car!!!!! De Niro pulling out of the parking space! He's driving up to our camera!! Nicky De Niro: (after rolling down the window) You know, John. This is quite a nice ride you have here. I wonder if you're watching all this up in your hospital room right now, and if you are, enjoy! Kyle Bane, I'll expect my $5,000 by Monday, because I'm putting The Knick Man out of action for good! You know, Johnny-boy, I'd keep this car for myself, but...it's a little out of shape if you know what I mean. (indicates the broken window) But I figured that I'd ride in style to YOUR BEATDOWN!!!! Knick Man...(taps the steering wheel)....this one's on YOU!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro is taking THE KNICK MAN'S CAR to the hospital!!! De Niro has taken this too far! Do your damage in the ring, don't attack people in their hospital beds!!! Cesar: That man has lost it. Dan: Fans, we have some great tag team action about to take place....Let's go the ring. Andy: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Ma, from Evergreen, Alabama, at a total combined weight of 598 pounds, THE REDNECK TRUCKERS! Dan: The Redneck Truckers steaming down to the ring!! These big, burly men ready for action! Andy: Their opponents... <"After The Flesh" Plays by My life with the Thrill Kill Kult> Andy: led to the ring by Christina O, at a total combined weight of 490 pounds, "SADISTIC" STEVE DUNNE, "THE MASOCHIST" DANNY MOORE, THE PAIN CONNECTION!!! Dan: Steve Dunne looking angry and intense. He's followed by Christina O and Danny Moore. Christina wearing a Demonweb T-shirt and Danny is all over the place! Cesar: These guys are completely crazy! Dan: Okay, Redneck Trucker 1 is going to start off against Steven Dunne, the fans tonight are really getting on the case of Danny Moore, that could prove to be fatal.. Cesar: Fan support is VERRRY important in the world of wrestling! Dan: They lock up, Dunne really showing his strength off against trucker 1 and he sets him up with the irish whip into the ropes and...OH MY nails him with a beautiful back body drop, trucker 1 quickly gets back up to his feet now, shaking his head they lock up once again... Cesar: Steve Dunne is an EXCELLENT technician. Dan: Now Trucker 1 sends Dunne into the ropes with an irish whip and Oh, he almost took Dunne's head off with that clothesline.....what a move! Trucker 1 picks up Dunne with a hand full of hair and back to the attack with some combination punches....Trucker 1 scoops up Dunne and nails him with a textbook bodyslam, now Trucker comes off the ropes and lands a nasty elbow to the sternum of Dunne. Once again he picks up Dunne and throws him to the Redneck corner, Trucker 1 tags in Trucker 2, and Trucker 2 gives a big Yehaw to the crowd. Trucker 2 now, puts Dunne on the ropes and starts hitting him 1 2 3 4 5 6....Dunne gathers himself and nails Trucker 2 with an atomic drop, Dunne falls to the ground from exhaustion...both men on the ground, it is a matter of who can make the tag first....Trucker 2 up, Dunne up as well...and......Trucker 2 makes the tag and Dunne makes the tag as well, Moore full steam ahead nails Trucker 1 with a clothesline, BAM! Nails Trucker 2 also with a clothesline! OH Moore is on FIRE!! He sets up Trucker 1 with a vertical suplex and DOWN With A heavy thud!! He picks up Trucker 1 and Listen to this crowd get on Moore's case! Moore tosses Trucker 1 outside the ring......And Moore starts to get into it with a fan, and Trucker 1 nails Moore with a dropkick to the back of the head...Dunne tries to come to the Aid of Moore but is met by the refree... Cesar: Danny Moore needs to concentrate more on the match, not the fans. Dan: Oh this doesn't look good for Moore, Trucker 2 just picked up a chair, Trucker 1 holding him up....here comes the chair shot! Moore ducks out of the way!! Moore ducks out of the way!! Trucker 1 has been completly laid out!! Trucker 2 looks at the dent in the chair, and Moore kicks the chair into the forehead of Trucker 2!!! He rolls Trucker 1 into the ring....tags in Dunne, Dunne sets him up for the Compactor, BAM He nails it....the cover 1 2 THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy: The winners of the match, THE PAIN CONNECTION!!! Dan: What a great win for the Pain Connection, as they really lived up to their name by giving the Redneck Truckers a lot of PAIN!!! Cesar: I don't think they're finished! Dan: Steve grabbing trucker 2, he boots him in the stomach and connects with a DDT. OH MY! Cesar: It looks like Christina O has something to say! Christina O: Welcome back folks! This is phase two of the Pain Connection's careers in the AICW! We've worked all the bugs out and now we're here to stay! PPD...we want your belts and frankly we want them soon, but we're aware that Gangsta's and Prankstas get a shot before we do. So We're prepared to go through the other team ranked ahead of us first. Extreme Beings....You guys call yourselves extreme, just like Ashanti..some Hip, cool buzzword. But quite frankly, boys....(Smiles coyly) and I do mean BOYS, you don't know the meaning of the word. Danny Moore is extreme. Steve Dunne is extreme. Spartan and Wolverine Ain't. AICW...HAVE A NICE DAY! (Christina O. tosses the microphone down and leaves the ring with Steve Dunne as Danny crotch-chops the fans repeatedly, laughing crazily to himself) Dan: The Pain Connection determined to take the belts from the Perfectly Perfect Duo! Cesar: They've had some great contests in the past, and I'm sure they'll have plenty of others! Dan: Wait just a minute! Tom Corson is out on the entrance ramp! Tom Corson: Alek Dane. What can I say? We wrestled a greatmatch on Thursday. And after that match I thought long and hard about our match. After thinking about it for a long time, I have made a couple of decisions. First, you earned something, after that match, that not many people can earn from me. MY RESPECT!...... Second, I challenge you to another match. Right here next week, April 18th. And if you can give me a match like the one we had Thursday. A great match. Then I will become the tag team partner that you are looking for. I will await your challenge. Dan: Tom Corson demanding a match with Alek Dane right here next week! Those two men have started up quite a rivalry as of late! Fans, we're gonna take another break, but we'll be right back with more action!